NFL News:
- The Patriots have signed another tight end / potential murderer by trading a 2020 7th-round pick to the Lions for Michael Roberts.
- He has been oft-injured in his two years in Detroit, and no longer fit their plans.
- Meaning the Pats will likely turn him into a league MVP.
- He has been oft-injured in his two years in Detroit, and no longer fit their plans.
- Nick Bosa says he’s fine; the Niners say he’s fine; all this press makes me think he’s not actually fine.
- The strained hamstring that’s kept him out of OTAs is what’s fueling these rumours.
- Along with hthe reticence to sign his rookie deal.
- Is he holding out like his brother? Or are the Niners trying to insert injury language as an out?
- Along with hthe reticence to sign his rookie deal.
- The strained hamstring that’s kept him out of OTAs is what’s fueling these rumours.
What the fuck is my Facebook feed talking about?
If you only give me two options, Facebook, I can’t answer your question. Methinks this was a Russian bot trying to angry up my blood.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL:
- Roughriders at Tiger-Cats – 7:00PM | TSN3 / ESPN+
- In response to Brick’s query from the CFL Beat, here is a link to ESPN’s 2019 CFL Broadcast schedule.
- NBA:
- Raptors at Warriors – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Tigers vs. Royals – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Cubs at Dodgers – 10:00PM | Sportsnet360
- PGA:
- U.S. Open first-round play – 7:30PM | FOX / TSN2
I am Jack’s broken remote, likely stuck on the Raptors game because there is no God.
On this page of my notebook I’m logging all my farts, scientifically.
No one seems to have anything to say about the Deadwood movie.
Rant:
This season of Black Mirror is….
Not good.
It doesn’t help that I find Mylie or what ever fucking Cyrus beyond talentless and reprehensible but it’s fucking terrible.
The baseline song is a Trent Reznor ripoff and shit..
I had higher expectations.
Episode 2 was decent but what a let down.
You couldn’t have spent THAT much money on Bandersnatch.
Go Canada?
Even at its best, I doubt anyone who watches Black Mirror is getting radicalized, which just makes the whole spectacle and fact of Black Mirror more irony and hilarious than anything Charlie Brooker has ever done on purpose.
Was radicalization the point? I thought the first two or three seasons or series or what have you were good. I think this last season the production was taken over by Netflix so of course it blows. British tv is the best tv. Netflix tv is decidedly not.
Palate cleanser.
Leave this shit ALONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV2EUUF47Ms
A basketball team winning its first championship after being in the league 25 years in no way mitigates the fact that the primary sports team in that town hasn’t won jack-shit in 50 years.
The Argos have won though
Argo fuck yourself
Hey, was there a basketball game tonight?
Yes. But it’s okay if you missed it. The next game is Sunday.
Well, the United States had a good run. 1776 to 2019.
I always thought it would be the Chinese who defeated us; I never suspected the Canadians, who I always thought were a bunch of pussies who invaded the easiest beach at Normandy. I was wrong. The Chinese own Canada now.
Hey, Starbury’s in China, he could pull it off!
Wasn’t it Canadians who burned down the White House and much of D.C.?
No that was the hated British.
I thought they were Canadians serving the British. Whatever.
Aren’t all Canadians just serving the British?
Fuck you, Quebec.
No, we are the British. We didn’t have a temper tantrum about taxes and rights. We waited patiently and asked nicely. And yes fuck Quebec but not really cause they’re by far the coolest and most fun part of Canada.
“Of course the libs in California would lose the NBA title to Canada. Might have to use tariffs!”
– The 300 pound guy fucking Ivanka Trump
300? Did Fatass go on a diet?
Congratulations to the Toronto Raptors, a professional Halo 4 team judging by the logo
I like their logo.
I do not like the number of games they play per season.
One thing the NHL gets right — present the fucking trophy to the players, not the damn owner(s).
Unfortunately they also have Gary Bettman.
Hey man, that old white fuck spent his hard-earned blood money to sign Kawhi Leonard
Of course without the owners you have the women’s pro hockey league. Did have. They’re assholes but they sign the damn cheques.
This championship will finally put Canada on the map.
It’s somewhere in northern Michigan
Damned yuppies! Sorry, I’m getting word it’s yoopies.
Sir, we prefer to be called racists
We’re gonna get a shitty hook to celebrate the Raptors winning now. I’d say a shitty song but that would require Drake to be able to write a verse.
Already done. Pursuit of happiness and fitting I thing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pFxivmjW34o
If you swine don’t think a song by a Toronto band about being an adult now who can get drunk because he wants to and is going to call his dad (America) and invite him is the appropriate anthem then I am going to have to politely disagree. England is mom, FYI.
I said shitty! Also, my best friend noted that Drake can’t write a hook either, which is true.
How the fuck is Draymond Green involved in literally every NBA incident?
That guy needed to be kicked in the balls.
I DON’T KNOW YOU!
Well I’d like to thank the Blues for this to be not the worst. Because now we get a happy Drake.
el oh el
I believe in the guy with the “we believe” sign
Last play of the game. USA vs Canada.
The winner gets all the aircraft carriers, with nukes.
Thanks but we really don’t want that responsibility. It’s easier to sit on our high horse and criticize while we wring our hands over which aggrieved group to apologize to next.
Mothball the carriers. Use the nukes.
Holy shit Vince Carter is still playing?
He can play forever if we wants.
You can tell I don’t follow basketball closely, because I am surprised every time I hear that a player named Boogie Cousins exists. Like, I figured that was the title of the Kissin’ Cousins sequel Elvis was set to film in the 70s before he died.
Actually Boogie cousins is a barn dance in rural Louisiana.
If this goes 7 a piano’s going to fall on Curry during warmups at this rate.
Wait – was that Jack in the Box’s wife doing that Wendy’s ad?
Clearly the refs have been bought off by big C$$$$$$
The gals and I down at the curling rink have been pooling our loonies for just this kind of situation. We hid it under the chesterfield so none of the Mounties would find it.
Don’t forget the Canadian Tire money, too!
Too, eh? You mean. Grammar is impourtant up here.
the cat named Ronald Reagan always fucking cracks me up
Alkaline Water: Water for Stupid People
You wouldn’t say that if your pH balance wasn’t so gay.
Drink him, get 3000 hits.
Drink him, get embalming fluid poisoning and a divorce.
Drink him, get . . . wait I thought he was a battery.
I can’t decide who to cheer for here, and besides, I used up all my sports hatred energy last night. You’re welcome, St. Louis.
I’m rooting for Toronto, but I am fully prepared to laugh at them when they blow it.
I don’t know who was a bigger threat to elderly women in SoCal: cervical cancer or Kellen Winslow Jr.
Either way, they ‘ginas gettin wrecked yall
Toronto’s uniforms look like scuba flags.
It’s their tribute to Van Halen’s Diver Down album
GO DIVER DOWN GUYS!
The way Klay has been kicking out tonight he’s not getting any pity from me.
Okay, so I’m in a quandary here.
I live in California, so the Golden State Warriors technically represent me, so I should root for them;
however
I’m also a Canadian citizen, so the Toronto Raptors represent the hopes and dreams of my fellow Canadians;
however
I live in Southern California and the Warriors are based in hated Northern California;
and
My Canadian mother is from Newfoundland and they actually weren’t part of Canada until 1947 and they hate Canadians and therefore by extension so do I;
plus
I don’t gamble so I don’t even have that as a rooting interest
so therefore
I don’t know what to do. Maybe I’ll get high.
Seems you have it all figured out to me.
You left out: most of Canada can’t stand Toronto.
Had I known you were a filthy foreigner I would not have deigned to shake your hand.
Just put on your Sacramento jersey and cheer for a fist fight.
Meteor
Is it really a dynasty if it ends against the killer combo of Lowry, Siakim, and VanVleet?
hey, I forgot Baskets started tonight! To teh DVR
Yes, I am also a fan. Usually find galifinakis tiring but I like that one. The old man cowboy and Louie Anderson are perfect.
Uses teeth too much 2/10
“What make ya sure she got teeth?” – Alabama residents
It’s pretty nuts that you really can’t leave Curry alone with the ball and 1.5 seconds left on the clock and three quarters of the court between him and the basket.
I had beef curry today; it was damn good.
apologize to yer terlet in advance
You see because it is Stephen Cu…….. never mind.
so now you have Curry deep inside you 😀
Guten tag! My family and I are looking for sex!
Gluten tag? Why yes, I will add you to my rice flour baking recipe mailing list.
Dad, I think he’s going to pork her.
twas an excellent “family classis” film growing up
It’s on IFC right now. The uncut version too. Already saw Paris cabaret titties.
Summer Makes Hippo Feel…
HE DED
OINK OINK, MY GOOD MAN!
It happened in Tampa, so it may not count, but Shohei Ohtani-san just hit for the cycle-san. In reverse order (HR, Triple, Double, Single)
They should call it the can opener down there at the Trop, since it goes all the way around.
“They’re going crazy in Toronto.”
/cuts to Canadian crowd, most standing with hands in pockets, a smattering of polite applause here and there
The Mason’s Union is gonna be pissed about all the bricks being thrown around this court.
COACH NURSE: Don’t worry about getting tired. That’s what time outs are for.
START THE GAME ALREADY, DAMNIT!
“Ahh whatevah, that cup didn’t even have any twisted tea anyway. LETS GO TAWHMY!”
-All of Boston today, presumably
Deadspin stole my Doug Martin bit.
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Simoni Lawrence, the Vontaze Burfict of the CFL starting things off right this year.
Does he apologize after a dirty hit?
Of course. And this year they’ve just added, “I’m sorry” as a shoulder patch to speed up the post-whistle scrums.
In todays edition of Toddler discovery it was nipples. Every one has nipples and should show them all the time. When I showed him that he had 2 it blew his mind.
I identify as non-nippled. Let’s see just how tolerant he is.
Well you know he will ask to be polite.
Of course. But not looking forward to anus discovery day.
When I show him that I have 2 he will pass out.
That explains the divider in your toilet.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyy….. watcha doin’ laaaater?
Balls has a movie for that.
I AM WATCHING THE CFL!
Turns out I’ve had an active ESPN+ subscription all along. Forgot all about it.
It’s good ball. Watching some AAF this year it was noticeable the lack of speed on the field. CFL guys are good and fast, just shorter and/or lighter than NFL specs and the wide field gives guys like Brandon banks the ability to play WR without being OJ’ed by 230 lb safeties.
I just remembered I have last night’s Archer recorded.
Is anyone else watching? I’m not sure how I feel about this season yet…
They’re in my On Demand roster, but, I can’t get any time to watch them. How episodes have there been so far? Three?
Yes, it’s the third.
This season is very MEH to me.
Which means it is way better than most things on the idiot box.
Weirdly, I agree completely with that assessment.
OK, that’s a bad sign.
yes, and me likey
Now that KD is out, I don’t actually have a reason to hate the warriors. Unless draymond is still playing nutball.
Sorry, what’s her name again?
Kaylee Killion, or kaylee_killi0n on Instagram
The other one in the second video is Lauren Summer
Thanks
Aw, this reminds me of the time I was looking for something in the storage space we shared with a lesbian couple that lived upstairs and I happened upon the instruction manual for their Sybian.
The story would probably better if I had been attracted to either one.