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INT. DARKENED GUEST ROOM AT CASA MANNING – LATE NIGHT
VOICE 1: Are you…are you sure this is a good idea?
VOICE 2: It’s fine. I mean, we’re both adults.
VOICE 1: Yeah, but…[trails off]
VOICE 2: You’re worried about what they’ll say.
VOICE 1: A little bit, yeah.
VOICE 2: If they find out.
VOICE 1: Yeah.
VOICE 2: Honestly, it’s none of their business. It’s not like I plan to say anything. Were you planning to go running around bragging about how you bagged a…
VOICE 1: I know, I know. And no, I’d never do that. But if we…I mean…when we wake up tomorrow, will you still respect me?
VOICE 2: [earnestly] You have my absolute word that I will not respect you the slightest bit less than I already do.
VOICE 1: Well that…hey, wait a minute!
VOICE 2: [giggles]
VOICE 1: Shhh!
VOICE 2: But seriously, we’re just having fun here. You get that, right?
VOICE 1: Oh, I do. I promise, no expectations.
VOICE 2: This feels like freshman year all over again.
VOICE 1: Wait, you were doing this kind of stuff in high school?
VOICE 2: A freshman in college. Ew.
There is the sound of rustling under the covers, and a muffled gasp.
VOICE 1: Well. You certainly don’t feel like a freshman…
Today’s topic is “pillow talk”. Pick five – FIVE – songs that you like to listen to while going to bed. This can mean sexytime, or it can just mean music that helps send you off to slumberland. I’ll be doing my own five down in the komments, but here’s an example to get everyone started – the Simpsons’ take on the Beatles’ classic “Golden Slumbers”.