INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER is pacing in the studio, running through a list of tasks.
PRODUCER: …and once you get the station directory updated, you need to start working through that backlog of DFO Radio podcasts.
DJ 3000: [CONTROLLER NOT FOUND]
PRODUCER: Knock it off, I know there’s nothing wrong with your boot file. Also, Doktor Zymm sent over the latest batch of data from our myspace marketing campaign and you’re going to need to crunch the numbers on those and look for correlations that we can pitch to the ad buyers that will be in here on Monday. Oh, and then…
DJ 3000: SIGH…
CUT TO: EXT. POOLSIDE – DAY
DJ 3000: Hace mucho sol hoy.
ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO:¿Tienes calor?
DJ 3000: Si, un poco.
ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO: ¿Te gustaría otra piña colada?
DJ 3000: Si, si, muchos gracias.
ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO: De nada, mi amor.
CUT TO: BACK TO REALITY
PRODUCER: …and then we’re going you to interface with the Battlebots API to get things ready for our interview with the tournament finalists…
DJ 3000: SIGH. NECESITO OTRAS VACACIONES
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Today’s topic is “poolside”. This encompasses all things related to a day at the pool – swimming, diving boards, floatation devices, you name it. No limit today, so go wild! I’ll get us started with a cheery tune from the Mark Knopfler and company.
Going to pull a Blue Rodeo double-header: “Floating”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODopp17DeOs
Which hopefully you don’t do in the “Piranha Pool”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpIhO4E4R8o
Does the tune ‘chlorine’ maybe qualify? Yeah, it does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJnQBXmZ7Ek
Totally qualifies. Clever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcovHHOCtpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAXl4kYZyoA
Relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1arenSmxus
Thar be more than one type of pool. Arrr…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ewDZd2Heac
So glad she didn’t do this with Orcas. This is Jane Weidlin with “Rush Hour”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIhDuWlmgD8
When it happens, you better know how to swim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s
Judge Mills Lane will accept!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNVfqK07VP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJSngkWWRTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4xhxxLm068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYB3P0uwYI4
That’s funny because when I posted the John Wesley Harding song it reminded me of how much I enjoy the Old 97’s guitar riffs.
Filmed in an empty pool, kinda works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8
Last one for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJoJTlyHypM
I lied, gotta DOUBLE SHOT this with “…she’s out in deep water, hope he’s a good swimmer.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CETTzv3fTG0
“Sink or swim…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSeK0Eh6-Jo
Let’s DOUBLE SHOT this with another bit of stretch on the “sink or swim” theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgluFgnnMpo
…and now I want to listen to nothing but Gaslight Anthem songs for the next week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5t7WBBzUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqQpQQMNLWU
All right I got family turning up in a little bit so I gotta punch these out in a hurry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaW9oKXnrqc
– Rikki, heading into the bathroom with lotion and a sock
There was some simply amazing music in this movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flcrUnoAwVk
GREAT soundtrack, your pick and this be my favourites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJmZtn8vmt8
Hard to beat Krauss and Welch together. Got to see Gillian open up for Norah Jones in 03. That was some goddamn singing.
Here we go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anjT71N4PGM
There is a swimming pool remembrance in this excellent song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AahUu7am5No
I think I remember this from Kidzbop circa 1993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMmyeHDkTZo
Already there! – Jerry S., State College, PA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D5DLQoR0OU
So not classy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
I really DESPISE this song, but…props for beating tWBS to it!! 😀
I was asleep. That is my only excuse.
What is a pool but a large, lukewarm bath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KmKkV3ddAo
[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FACK YOU! You think I’m going to let you fackin’ faggots pick sawngs about fackin’ swimming pools? YOU PEOPLE AHHH LOSAHHHS!
I gawt a fackin’ idea. Here-ah greatest fackin’ song about pool. A FACKIN’ DROWNIN’ POOL! SACK AWN THAT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
/Pounds Twisted Tea
//Dry humps Sully
///Votes for Trump
I like ladies lying in the sun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-STYFSxhyk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk
Nice one.
“Hey Robert Plant…are you gonna do the backstroke?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVPDP_DEsJs
Don’t invite Smashing Pumpkins to your pool party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N66Ki1iMMjY
Good value this late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN3_c21scQs
I can sing every song from that album from memory.
For when I was a teenager watching the girls put the Bahama Breeze on poolside:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTTdW1bJhc0
No one over 14 allowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT7UOmPqXlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgrIIuFeBgo
Can’t believe no one had this already.
Sorry SOS, I missed that, maybe why I thought of it.
No apologies necessary:
1) Was Rikki’s, not mine, and
2) Was an excuse to be passive-aggressive, which is something I enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ
Don’t play this in El Paso.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGqA14oQCQ
You find bodies in a pool, some of them may even be alive:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
Just for the name, the song has nothing to do with a day at the pool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4
That is a great take on the theme. Kudos!*
*Do people say ‘Kudos!’ anymore?
From the Vatican Pool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2pSFd-K4uU
This one less so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm0th4zgubw
This is a very good song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzjERZU3wbY
This counts because of Sunkist commercials when I was a teenager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdt0SOqPJcg
This will do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz524Cm4YRw
He’s a magnificent weirdo.
I saw this performance when it was recorded and missed my opportunity to post it on the last Request Line with the songs seen live.
Rookie mistake.
Summer Nights are ideal for pool parties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPUb4Wsi9kI
It’s cheating, but IDGAF. It’s a good mix. All of their mixes are good.
https://soundcloud.com/thecapts/ditch-fridays
Yacht Rock Mix 2009
https://www.last.fm/music/DJ+Skeet+Skeet/_/Yacht+Rock+Mix+2009
Since I’m cheating like the P*ts anyway
https://soundcloud.com/djrossone/the-notorious-party-boy-soundtrack
“Poolside at the Ingleside” by Mia Moretti
http://www.mediafire.com/file/n8oxxys8i33pp86/01_Poolside_at_the_Ingleside.mp3/file
Sparks have a pretty fucked up pool tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j2CJN8rmBE
This week is sponsored by Schmitts Gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOSejS1SSY
I can’t listen to this, but I assume this is the edited version that replaces Van Halen’s “Beautiful Girls” with a royalty-free version.
GLAAD hosts the original. https://www.glaad.org/advertising/library/schmitts-beer-parody
Fuck you geo-lock
Gonna lead off with a pretty li’l tune from Stipe & Co.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahJ6Kh8klM4
This was my 1st round pick. Kudos! ;oP