TO THE GAMES! (yet again)
Niners/Rams:
Hey, the NFC West is getting verrrry interesting these days, isn’t it? I’d like to personally thank Shanny Jr. for making vultureback Jeff Wilson Jr. a healthy scratch last week so that Breida Filter could get a score. It’s still an ugly RBBC with Coleman back healthy and Mostert in the mix taking targets/touches away from the moneybacks. Team-wise it’s working out quite well. BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT.
Falcons/Cards:
FIRE UP THE SCOREBOARD, there’s gonna be a shit-ton of scoring in this one as the flood gates of points are opened. Kyler has been deemed a disappointment thus far but the bar was way too high to start the season. The last three games he’s averaged 63 on the ground and has found his way into the end zone twice. He’s a fine option today if’n you have him.
Titans/Broncos:
Anyone but Delanie Walker. You can run on Denver, you can (sorta) pass on Denver but you can’t feed your tight end vs. Denver. The most anyone has gained against them is a paltry 24 yards by Waller.
Cowboys/Jets:
As noted by commenter Tabula Raza, what the bluefuck is going with this being the national tilt? I guess the Texas/NY/Joisey audience is the thing but yikes, this won’t fly. The Jets slot corner has only given up 56 yards all year but the outside fellas-Trumaine Johnson, Nate Hairston and Daryl Roberts-are allowing 68.6% completion averages to qb’s. Maybe Amari and Gallup will feast? What are your thoughts? Darnold is back and despite the jury being sorta inclined to see him as an underwhelmer, the Jets have averaged 7.6 points and 139 yards in the air without him.
Go be yourself in the comment section.
I have to be sure to watch that Sopranos episode with the Columbus Day riot.
One of my fave bands retired a few years ago and now had a 2nd thought.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFb86yrodxE
Also a nice local pub here in San Antonio.
I secretly hope the Hippo/Litre match ends in a tie. If it does, tWBS takes over first place and I can make fun of both of them.
There are visitors here so I am ignored. I already win TWBS!
/hippo checks medicine cabinet
//heads to Walgreens
Well, assuming Julio Jones and James Conner don’t fuck up. Juliio’s trying.
Big day for selfish gloree boy QBs Watson and Jackson scoring on the ground instead of through the air to randomly chosen players like Deandre Hopkins and Mark ANdrews respectively.
Other than my imminent loss to Hippo,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
Skynet needs to make their Terminators look like total spazzes, like the guy from Big Bang Theory or something, instead of tough guys.
Do you want another mass shooting because that’s how you get another mass shooting
Whether I want another mass shooting or not is immaterial, since there is probably one happening right now, or one will happen tonight, or maybe tomorrow. It’s a statistical certainty.
One started every time you typed a comma in that sentence
I was assured there wud b no helicopter looking for tha murder
Dallas is going to kick its way to victory
Why are the boys not throwing to a perfectly good Gallup?
so Litre can beat me with these goddamn checkdowns to Hooper
Folks, I hope you’re having a great afternoon. Today, I’m here to preach to you about the gospel of poached eggs on hot post-Thanksgiving turkey sandwiches. Oh, men. MEN. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried it. Best sandwich I’ve ever eaten, and it’s not close. The old cheddar and aioli were also highly welcome additions.
I know I’m not yeah right when it comes to my food photography skills, but oh my fuck, this may be the single best thing I’ve ever eaten.
Is it Canuck Thanksgiving already?
Just like you, it comes early.
It’s Columbus Day weekend here, where we celebrate fucking over the natives.
Tis why I am in BC!
Suddenly BC Dick is a Cowboys fan?
Is that pitch-man in the banner pic the dead one or the one who got beat up by a hooker?
The latter.
Hooker assaultee.
Technically still a “Call Girl” then.
Not at all sure the Tits even has first down
oooooooh nice
Someone’s late for middle school
Definitely a “Can I see your ID first” moment.
“I need to see something official that verifies that you’re eighteen, which you don’t have because you’re not.”
If you stare into her belly button long enough, you’ll forget that you’re married.
Go to Gallup you ginger fuck!
The Jets are going to lose, aren’t they.
Much as I would like to see otherwise, you are probably correct.
Don’t be mad at them. Its in their blood; its all they know.
ALL TEH GALLUP PLS
I be lurking Hippo, even without Coops.
Would you two just kiss already and get it overwith.
He is a Toffee supporter, hence herpes.
That’s the great thing about herpes. You can only get it once.
Noah Fant, FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK, is good for one collosal fuckup per week
I don’t think the Cowboys are going to win the super Bowl this year.
Tomsulas will win the NFC at 13-3. The Owl will…not be close.
Jimmy G vs Tom Terrific in the Owl.
yup, this is the New Prophecy. along with 19-0.
My name is Sharkbait and I approve this message.
Rams on the road against the 49ers in LA, win or lose someone is getting stabbed on the Coliseum grounds.
I give this comment… TWO THUMBS DOWN!
It appears I need a new TE.
Thanks a lot Will Dissly’s Achilles!!!!
Hey I might rename my team to that.
I recently went to Cheezies and Syrah
Fuck, he was my TE too.
Now Litre shall beat me with Matty Ice garbage points.
AI IS CLOSE!
LOL RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
Now I have the urge to play 3D Chess.
Yes fucking please.
Donks/Tits is as Donks/Tits as one could possibly imagine
lol what the fuck was that Arizona celebration
They’re out of practice. Be patient/
everything about this weekend has reminded me how fucking terrible I am at life. In all aspects.
Everton didn’t lose!
You life isn’t worse than mine, Hippo. Hold on to that.
I just won the lottery (again!) while I was getting my dick sucked by a supermodel.
That kick was damn impressive
Go Kicker!
booooooooooo
62-yarder!!
NAWT IN DENVER
Who are the Stillers starting tonight?
Devlin something or other. NO CLUE who that is. And Jaylen Samuels is out, who could run QB gadget plays
Ben Roethisburger is busy buying a fake mustache and creating a resume for a Ren Boethisburger.
So…do I need to get Cities Skylines?
Have faith that EA will reboot the franchise in a respectable manner
Sim City, I meant, which of course is required for the joke to work, but much like the last installment of Sim City, was a massive failure.
https://imgur.com/a/V3OXR
I’m not nearly as good as these guys though. I just like making my own random little cities.
I build them up to tear them down. One city I had so well built, I hit it with every disaster they had at the same time (flood, tornado, fire, riot, aliens, earthquake). Without me doing a thing, the city survived with 80% damage with no power or water outages.
Unfortunately, if you want natural disasters, they’re in a paid DLC.
On the other hand, with Steam workshop support, you can just download other people’s cities and enact your homicidal tendencies on them immediately.
If they have Pittsburgh and Ann Arbor in there…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsnLRXDdVac
Momma call him Clay, I’mma call him Clay
Mono cured him of his Tardness, it made him stronger. Dear God
He’ll regress to the mean next week
#RetardStrength
I’m with HERDOWN!!!
This….is not how I thought the Jets game would go. Mrs. Sharkbait approves of the NFC East performances today after Thursday
I better get a fuckton of DAK!/Gallup garbage points in the 2nd
THIS!
Getting blown out by the 0-4 Jets? Gotta be Dallas!
jesus…this is sad.
It’s like that time he threw the shitheads out of Temple University.
Bill Cosby is misunderstood.
Oh hey, Cowboys secondary!
BLEERGH!!! all over the Mile High pitch
Why does hipster Bud Light King feel it’s necessary to degrade Bud Light knight and suck up to Platinum Bud Light knight?
because the Bud Light knight is a slut
Just wait until he meets the Bud Ice Knight when the Bud Light Queen files for divorce and takes half of his kingdom.
Picking up Dallas D going against a sickly Sam Darnold has backfired for me. Just like most of my fantasy moves.
Just start the season
If Dallas loses, Blogging the Boys is gonna cosplay as Fortnite
Jest D doing a good?
Where is WEASELO???
It’s unpossible and yet, here we are.
Romo having PTSD watching the hits Dak is taking
Here’s the little farming town I’ve been working on today
https://imgur.com/ioeghmB