Not very pretty, is it?
TO THE GAMES!
Seahawks/Browns:
[mumbles to self] I’m getting very tired of WordPress not recognizing ‘Seahawks’ as a word. Qb Wilson continues his trajectory towards MVP status but Cleveland might get both Ward and Williams back in the secondary. I’m not putting a lot of weight on the Browns getting blown out by the Niners last week. They’d just won a tough one vs. the Ravens and San Franny had 15 days rest.
Texans/Chiefs:
Watkins is out and Tyreek is a game-timer. If he doesn’t play (and I think there’s a lot of pressure on him to suit up) you might want to give a certain Byron Pringle a whirl because he’ll be part of 3 wide sets. After all, a Mahomes tide raises all wide receiver’s boats-or something like that.
Potato Skins/Fins:
Yowch! Maybe stream Case Keenum here? New victim, er, coach Callahan promises plenty of All Day because he’s just that unimaginative but many, many 3rd and longs will be in play today.
Eagles/Vikes:
Maybe the NFL’s passer ratings system needs some tweaking? After all Cousins is ranked 10th. He’s fumble and INT-prone and 55% of his passing yardage have come after the catch thanks to the playmakers he has. Wentz, who pretty much everyone believes is having an above average season, is ranked 19th at 94.3. That’s what numerous dropped passes will get you.
Saints/Jags:
It’s The Battle of the Capable Backup QB’s! Kudos to their respective OC’s for altering game plans to help them limit their mistakes in the form of turnovers.
Bengals/Ravens:
Have the Bengals got a prayer? Perhaps. Lamar!, when throwing past ten yards downfield has a 47% chance of tossing an uncatchable, poorly-thrown ball. That’s ungood. Cincy’s secondary has to grab some balls but that inevitably means handing it over to the neutered O.
Here’s to you and your magical digits.
Tiny Hands (NFL varietal) is just so, so bad
My kicker, has an INT against Hippo. SMDH
nice 5-point swing, eh?
Listen to you fools, playing in a league that still has kickers.
/checks other DFO league where we have negative coaches
Shit! I always forget about that one.
My 2 money leagues gave up on kickers and D’s a long time ago. Way too random. Not a real reflection of your ability as a manager.
WOW, Pedey
Marvin Lewis looks a lot thinner and whiter than usual. Must be a Sammy Sosa situation.
Oh for the love of God.
staggering incomprehensible derp
no Christmas FOAR Hollins
It’s like that, y’all
GET HIPPO BEATIE POINTZ
West Coast time is fucking with me. I am already drunk and it is not noon.
SEN DE JOE!!!!!
SUDDEN CHANGE
1 shoulder = 2 feet fer OBJ
You and yer fetishes
Eagles have more drops than pass attempts and you have to respect that hustle
Sounds like my college years when I experimented with LSD.
There it is.
“The Carlos Hyde revenge game!”
Did he even play a down for the Chiefs?
He was a 49er, no? I am confuse
Also a Brown?
#ThePauls
Uh…I don’t think that was Mike Brown, CBS.
[reluctantly holster weapons and slowly back out of room]
– St. Louis Police Department
Bold move to leave Jeffery uncovered
Throw the cocking thing to Lockett!
Throw. It. To. Ertz.
You see Minny Oline, if you give Cousins no time he can’t throw deep.
BRANDON GRAHAM
Beckham quit his route
I’d tip her $5. So she’d like me FOAR REELZ
That’s better, now Cousins will hit Theilen for 80 yards, stay tuned.
Yer lips to gods ears
Fucking let’s go, then
Down 3 scores? Time to make some catches!
Do it yourself Dakota Jesus!
New Strategy. Pick up any QB off waivers going against Eagles secondary.
From my preview
THIS CHECKS OUT
Guys, I’m pretty sure Stefon Diggs is faster than Rasul Douglas.
Holy Fuck. This is the shit kicking I knew it could be if Cousins got his shit together.
Yeah. That’s what I would do if I was Minnesota
Make fingertip catches mid-sprint on overthrown balls, I mean
Jesus. I like that Douggie P goes for it all the time, but 4th and 2, give the ball to Howard.
Gonna get all the greatest hits of Eagles bullshit today
Watching the Phi Min game in Standard Def as its some random channel. Man do I not miss SD
Current mood: Not really watching football but more into going down the rabbit hole of #Nobraday
Funny way to spell Asa Akira…
Oh, that’s a nice sounding name that I haven’t thought about in a while
Is that a jewish-japanese accountant?
Dalton threw an unincompletion!
…Is that even allowed for a Cincy QB?!
Come Tuesday, I’m taking Gronk off waivers. So he stays retired.
I’ll trade you Witten for Gronk.
Gotta keep it in the booth
What, are you afraid if he comes back he’s gonna have to heal his CTE a second time?
At the wash Miami game and feel clean like a bidet
One way to avoid Cousins overthrowing is to just run faster than he can throw
Wow! What a catch by Lockett! Better not throw his way again.
Nothing better than hearing Eagles fans at the bar demanding phantom “offensive pass interference” calls.
Weird, the Eagles secondary is an issue. No one would have seen that coming after last season.
Guess truly ANYONE can throw it against y’all.
Minnesotas best high school team could torch those guys. It is a pretty easy blueprint.
Washington in field goal range? Boo! I wanted a 0-0 tie!
Ugh, a touchdown, even.
Nice catch Diggs
McLaurin TD. [chef kissing motion ensues]
WHEN DO CINCY LET THE RYAN MUTHAFUCKIN’ FINLEY ERA BEGIN??
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199211290cin.htm
They’re afraid it will start like Klinglers did with this Oline protecting him.
… the Seahawks are shitting the bed against Cleveland?! For fuck’s sake, don’t they know how much money I’ve got riding on the office survivor pool?!
You picked a 1.5-point ROAD favourite in Survivor??
No, but like 9% of the people still in it picked Cleveland and if they win… they’re still in it. Just one of our guys took the Shithawks… I want to be the last man standing, damn it… For the power, the prestige and the 145k the survivors get to split 🙂
145k, jesus, did you have to put your villa on the Black Sea for payment?
First of all, my “villa” is in Sweden (next door to my in-laws). Secondly, it pays to work for a big-ass multinational where a lot of bored people (and IT guys like me) bet like… well… Hippo on a slow day 😀 Add the fact that we actually get mostly paid quite well and the 50 a pop is not a significant barrier to casuals and crazy people alike 😀
It’s the Hawks. It’ll be close until the last minute
¡Jesús!
Dakota Jesus is getting no time and is very antsy in his pantsy.
Kirkpatrick just broke his ankle. The Bengals rebuild begins.
#ForgotAboutDre