Your “Will There be Scoring? Oh Yeah, There’ll be Scoring” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

Man, there’s so little going on out there sports or football-wise but I did see that the on-going tankification of the Fins continues unabated. NFL.com/Ian Rapaport are yakking that Kenyan Drake is on offer. A middling rb on the last year of his rookie deal-the suitors must be tripping over each other to get to the front of the line!

Okay, if there’s nothing happening in sports, then let’s check in on some ports. Away we go!

Haifa:

It’s 24 degrees Celsius there today, which is quite pleasant if you ask me. That’s the perfect sort of weather to unload a half million tons of cargo. (I did the math, sorta) Btw, the Maccabi Haifa basketball squad is playing Maccabi Rishon on Saturday at noon thirty. Tickets can be had for one rooster and half a salt block.

Itaqui:

I need not explain to you that Itaqui is Brazil’s largest seaport-you guys aren’t dumb in the cabasa. It’s 21 and raining but the precipitation is not going to cool things off-it’s going to be 20 overnight. According to Aye caramba!, South America’s version of Yelp, the Estacao Bar is a pleasant experience-the beer is very cold and they serve a tasty picanha.

Klaipeda:

This old town in Lithuania started trading with foreign peoples all the way back in the 13th century. For a city in eastern Europe it’s relatively safe. The odds of you being conked on the head and waking up naked in a glass display case in the palace of the Emir of Qatar run as low as 13%!

TO THE GAME!

Chiefs/Broncos:

The wonk-ity ankle of Mahomes is a worry to fans of the club and a relief to the Denver D. Now that his scrambling forays are reduced, the reigning MVP is taking more chances and missing more throws. Oh, he’ll still toss multiple TD’s but he’s not as efficient. And pass he shall because the Williamses and McCoy have combined for a paltry 89 yards on the ground in the last two losses. Speaking of the run game, Lindsay is averaging 4.7 per pop and the Chiefs D gives up an average of 5.1. Is this the key to a W for them Broncos? I say ‘yes’ because it sure ain’t gonna be won on the arm of Flacco. But!-KC is down to one starting cb and some dregs so… maybe? I’m all over the map here so I’ll shut the old tourtiere-hole.

Gersh dern it. Type.

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litre_cola

Bahahahahahahaha. sry Hippo

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— Blair Walsh

Spur

let’s watch some XFL

Redshirt

See?! This is what happens when you choose State Farm!!

WCS

That’s just fantastic work.

litre_cola

Mahomes hates his family now?

Spur

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King Hippo

3/10, probably thinks Jee-tuh was a good defensive SS

hippofant

I don’t like her hair.

Mother Puncher

I highly recommend the British announcers on APrime. Way more blunt.

Sharkbait

Dislocated Kneecap for Mahomes

Redshirt

I’m calling it now. Bengals trade Dalton to Chiefs for a 3rd Round Pick. Dalton goes Super Saiyan Ginger and wins the Super Bowl.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I think you are hallucinating. But that’s a fun thing to do!!!

Mother Puncher

If Mahomes got back into the game, the best part would be the standing ovation by the Denver crowd

King Hippo

ruled out

hippofant

The football people I follow on Twitter are all losing their minds right now.

litre_cola

It was President Cheeto all day and now Colonel Ketchup injury.

Spur

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hippofant

I like her hair.

Spur

Thank you. She lives in Canada, its an all natural look

King Hippo

maybe Hippo can beat DonT after all WOO!!!

Don T

??

Spur

EAT Andy Reid!

Senor Weaselo

I need this bottom of the 3rd to become the Houston 620.

King Hippo

ACL is very commonly a walk-off-field injury. VERY.

WCS

MAYBE

ballsofsteelandfury

In case y’all are tired of the football, Episode 2 of Temptation Island is on USA Network tonight!

King Hippo

you’re watching UCLA and YOU KNOW IT

jjfozz

Welp, my Xbox One seems to have shit the bed, and I’m already fucking pissed off. This shit show ain’t helping. Gonna go get me a bourbon and see if I can get my head together.

The Midway movie premire and that fucking Kay Jewelers commercial didn’t help either.

King Hippo

you noe, I have had better sportsball weeks

herodotus450

Broncos really regretting not going for 15 instead of 2 earlier.

LemonJello

Elite strip-sack for six?

jjfozz

E-MOTHERFUCKING-LITE!

Redshirt

I’m more surprised that Matt Moore is still around.

King Hippo

Jeeeeeeeeebbbbbbus

EDIT – meant for the torn jeans lady

litre_cola

Fernando Rodney is in the World Series. That one is equally as shocking.

Spur

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King Hippo

this is just incredible

WCS

ELITE ELITE ELITE

King Hippo

godfuckingdamnit DONKS

King Hippo

MAYBE THROW NOW THAT THEY DON’T HAVE A QB TO KEEP OFF THE PITCH

Mr. Ayo

Good idea. DONKS!

Spur

I hope Andy Reid gets all the fate he deserves

LemonJello

Dying from a wasting disease?

jjfozz

GOD NO NOT THE KAY JEWELER COMMERCIALS YET YOU CUNT BAG FUCKTARD ASSWIPING DICK HOLES!

WCS

Sweet, delicious Fozz rage.

Spur

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jjfozz

Yup that Midway remake looks like a hot kettle of shit

LemonJello

After seeing that trailer for Midway, I almost hope the Japanese win in this version.

Redshirt

The 32 Quarterbacks who started the 2019 Season, I call it a Royal Rumble because this will end with all being eliminated for the season except for one.

Senor Weaselo

The one being Brady because God is dead.

Spur

So…..football season is over now.

Spur

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King Hippo

at least he didn’t die in vain. Oh wait…

hippofant

It’s like the Chiefs learned nothing from Kevin Durant.

King Hippo

oopsie, no, that is an ACL

Unsurprised

Going for a walk. If I don’t return, avenge my death.

Spur

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Redshirt

Instant replay of the 2019 Chiefs season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrm8TV7K4zo

King Hippo

They might as well not even play the AFC playoffs.

litre_cola

Dolphins injure Brady. Problem solved.

Spur

Andy Reid sent his injured QB in for a run .

LemonJello

Garbled communications. He meant a Taco Bell run.

hippofant

MINA KIMES WUZ RIGHT

Sharkbait

Um….so this isnt good.

litre_cola

Who is the backup? Brody Coyle?

WCS

Crody Boyle

King Hippo

Not Andy’s son. Because he even MOAR ded.

litre_cola

What a light weight, I sure wasn’t one – M Hutchence

Spur

OH FUCK

Mr. Ayo

And he’s ded.

King Hippo

He’ll remember who he is tomorrow. MAYBE.