Twitter only did two things correct yesterday.
The first was to let the readers of [DFO] know that love is both dead and alive.
Christina Hendricks announces divorce https://t.co/zeECxQAMtN
— Daily Star (@dailystar) October 18, 2019
If this ugly, yet obviously well-hung troll can land her, then any of us have an equal shot now that she’s wounded.
The second was to let me know about another version of “Chucky Dog” in time for both the Raiders game and Halloween.
He's coming for you! #Chucky #Dog pic.twitter.com/qCnIvGTNMt
— Van Thieu (@VanGThieu) October 18, 2019
Everything else was a cesspool of misery and election memes – both Canadian & American. At least our misery is over on Tuesday.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Game 6: Yankees at Astros – 8:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet
- NHL:
- Bruins at Leafs- 7:00PM | CBC
- Senators at Coyotes – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360 / City
- Flames at Kings – 10:00PM | CBC
- NCAA:
- Kentucky at Georgia – 6:00PM | ESPN
- Colorado at Washington State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Michigan at Penn State – 7:30PM | ABC
- Tennessee at Alabama – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Boise State at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Nevada at Utah State – 10:15PM | ESPNU
- CFL:
- Blue Bombers vs. Stampeders – 7:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
- Rugby World Cup:
- Wales vs. France – 3:15AM | TSN / NBCSN
- Japan vs. South Africa – 6:15AM | TSN / NBCSN
- MLS:
- 2019 MLS Cup Playoffs:
- Western Conference Round One – Real Salt Lake vs. Portland – 10:00PM | TSN5
- 2019 MLS Cup Playoffs:
Tomorrow I’m in BeerBrother’s company box for the Hawks-Ravens game. There might not be a “Boots on the Ground”, but there will be beers in my tummy!
Boise state vs BIg Love should be the final test for Boise. I suggest y’all back east man up and watch.
Still not capitalizing.
This constant first pitch swinging in a bullpen game is questionable to say the least.
Pedo State has jumped on Michigan with tricks ( & the promise of free candy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YoYhiJLyjE
Lord help me, am watching baseball.
This is actually not a boring game.
SUDDEN CHANGE Longhorn turnover.
I guess Vegas hotel using Poison’s “Nothing But a Good Time” makes more sense than Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines using Iggy PoP’s ode to heroin addiction “Lust for Life” to advertise their cruises.
Cracked me up every time I heard it.
Well, it does have a catchy hook, if you don’t listen to the lyrics.
Ha what the fuck, wisconsin lost?
Lovie Santa came early this year.
Looks like someone came all over his face
Pedo State is in trouble and not with investigators they can pay off.
Yes, go Michigan!
In a related topic, does anyone have a spare liver they’re not using? I fear the amount of alcohol needed to root for Michigan is causing severe damage.
Ask Scotchnaut. He’s gotta have one laying around.
I got up last night to take a piss and my liver was already there throwing up in the toilet.
“He’s coming out in Austin here tonight.”
Good place for it, Austin is a pretty liberal and tolerant place (except for the people that currently are in charge of the state government).
Looks like security tossed his ass right after. A true martyr for a worthy cause.
I thought someone last night said it was a brockmire promo. Too lazy to Google.
There was a similar incident about 40 years ago, Dallas at Tampa IIRC, when some folks that had a banner and apparently a portable TV, when the camera panned to their poster, it immediately dropped to expose a backing banner that said “HOWARD SUCKS,” obviously during the Cosell era.
baba booey!
Twitch becoming an option for companies that don’t feel like dealing with TV leads to lots of unintentional comedy like AAA wrestling doing an “English” stream that appears to be mostly a Mexican dude reading from google translate
UT/KS game seems to be more interesting to watch than the ALCS game.
UT just committed THREE penalties on the same play
Hail JV BLEERGH!
holy cats, they just showed UT’s offensive coordinator, and he must be AT LEAST 600 lbs
/imagine being the intern who has to wipe his ass
3/10, Jeebus hand tattoo
yoga pants, so very versatile
Remember Romonobyl’s great contribution – and no yoga pants shall be allowed above size 6
Nice view!
I like her mountains.
South of the border here, I fear our misery is just beginning. Perhaps y’all should consider building a wall.
“This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”
Pedo state so boring to watch.
they just want to bleed clock, get back to the showers
who do y’all think wins the bronze medal between Yanks and #BFIB?
Only one of those are still playing, so that’s my answer.
yeah, we are gonna have TOTES a rest advantage.
I offer a FACK YOU to the Yinzers, for ensuring that every sportsball event now has team-coloured jism rags for all the yokels.
That’s fucking funny
???
Holy smokes!
I don’t want to be a negative nelly, but I ain’t sure them is real.
Find out more here:
https://www.vampire69blog.com/2018/03/anneliese-stenzel-aka-anneleeze/
MVP MVP MVP
Ukraine, or Czech Republic?
Car trunk, or locked up in false basement?
wait, what time is it again?
Oh, I’m pretty sure those are real. They hang right.
I don’t know about that. They look kinda like they might be a little flapjacky when unleashed, headed for the armpits when prone.
4-1 Stars. Dallas scores on all 2 of its shots in the third period.
Wow.
Drinking one of these thanks to my apparently-slutty beer exchange partner BFC
Who sent you the glass? I sure as shit ain’t that nice?
Flyers have a 36-13 lead on shots on goal. Currently losing 3-1. Hockey was a mistake.
I feel you. I’ve never been more excited for a Rangers team that is going to miss the playoffs by 10 points.
But Kaapo?
Hence the excitement
Well, bases loaded, two outs, seems like another opportunity for the Yanks to squander. (And yup.)
This is gonna be a 6-hr game
I’m all for letting Didi go next year.
Welp. Flyers are bad again. They had a good 2 game run.
I forget who it was that was posting about Cities Skylines the other day, but theyve convinced me to pull the trigger
I think it was Hippofant
Joe Buck mentions that Gleyber Torres is 22, everyone drink!
/Everyone dies by the end of the game
I saw both Penn State and Baylor trending on Twitter. I hope it’s because they burned to the ground, but God wouldn’t be so kind.
Anyway,
Horatio, don’t get jealous but I’m shipping beer to another man
WHORE
It’s like I don’t even know you any more.
/I’ve been seeing Snow on the side
Don’t tell him, but this is for another Coloradan
Breaking news: Gary Sanchez actually did a good.
Average now up to a scintillating .112
According to CBS UNC lost with a safety in the 6th OT.
after 4 OT, they do dueling 2-point conversions. Amazingly, ZERO points scored by either shitty team during OTs 3, 4, and 5
I look forward to AJ Hinch making fun of the Astros short left-field porch.
Flyers really excel at getting into the crease, hitting the puck a whole bunch while the goalie scrambles, and not scoring
Well, fuck.
3 runs isn’t that much with the juic….
Oh, right.
Castle Rock sure gets weird later on. Suppose it’s to be expected of a Stephen King product.
John Smoltz alternating between talking about how the Astros have seen a lot of the Yankee bullpen, a topic he has flogged to death over the last three games, to now pondering what the heartbeat of each manager is and I’m now wondering if I can justify not watching an elimination game because Jesus Christ, Smoltz.
Between Buck and Smoltz, it’s pretty brutal.
and now Yuli
Wake Forest is currently running train on the Semenholes. You have to REALLY hurt FOAR Jameis, ya know??
Yankees are going with the Chad Green as the “opener”, then right to their exhausted bullpen in an elimination game.
should have challenged Dirt 500s to a dance-off instead
Or a spelling bee.
Impressive just how many uninteresting, non-competitive JV NFL fixtures are in play. And the Paedos are winning.
The Memorial Manginos are putting on a good show so far.
Steer Fuckers South are cockteases when it comes to upsets, though
Late afternoon steak poop? Late afternoon steak poop.
what of teh shame vomiting?
Not needed at this juncture
That’s what YOU think, Mister Man! – Karen C., parts unknown
Today was…great only in the early morning. But HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck U*NC, losing in 6OT has to leave a mark. At least the Shitty Wolves won’t have to beat them to keep out of ACC title game.
The replay official for Oregon Washington is named Jack Wood.
Giggle as much as you see fit.
He’s an expert at watching videos for two minutes until he is satisfied.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzLjb0_v-CM
I’m going to have to root FOR Michigan?!?!?!
I need the strongest thing anyone has. This is a Level-10 Emergency!
Remember, this IS the darkest timeline.
Off to see The Office: The Musical
Perhaps a BotG if I actually remember this time.
I know the words, just not this particular combination.
goddamnit, I don’t have the time nor energy to masturbate tonight
I don’t know…. Five steps to make a decision?
at least.
Oregano battling back!
They get the TD but they left a lot of thyme on the clock.
Anise seed what you did there.
They need to be more dynamic and stay out of their basil defense.
They need a long sustained chive right now.