Twitter only did two things correct yesterday.
The first was to let the readers of [DFO] know that love is both dead and alive.
Christina Hendricks announces divorce https://t.co/zeECxQAMtN
— Daily Star (@dailystar) October 18, 2019
If this ugly, yet obviously well-hung troll can land her, then any of us have an equal shot now that she’s wounded.
The second was to let me know about another version of “Chucky Dog” in time for both the Raiders game and Halloween.
He's coming for you! #Chucky #Dog pic.twitter.com/qCnIvGTNMt
— Van Thieu (@VanGThieu) October 18, 2019
Everything else was a cesspool of misery and election memes – both Canadian & American. At least our misery is over on Tuesday.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Game 6: Yankees at Astros – 8:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet
- NHL:
- Bruins at Leafs- 7:00PM | CBC
- Senators at Coyotes – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360 / City
- Flames at Kings – 10:00PM | CBC
- NCAA:
- Kentucky at Georgia – 6:00PM | ESPN
- Colorado at Washington State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Michigan at Penn State – 7:30PM | ABC
- Tennessee at Alabama – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Boise State at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Nevada at Utah State – 10:15PM | ESPNU
- CFL:
- Blue Bombers vs. Stampeders – 7:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
- Rugby World Cup:
- Wales vs. France – 3:15AM | TSN / NBCSN
- Japan vs. South Africa – 6:15AM | TSN / NBCSN
- MLS:
- 2019 MLS Cup Playoffs:
- Western Conference Round One – Real Salt Lake vs. Portland – 10:00PM | TSN5
- 2019 MLS Cup Playoffs:
Tomorrow I’m in BeerBrother’s company box for the Hawks-Ravens game. There might not be a “Boots on the Ground”, but there will be beers in my tummy!
I’m sure I’m on a lag, but tying run at the plate on the first batter seems like a bad omen for Houston
It hasn’t been a bad omen the last 5 times!
And the tying run has come to the plate!
Drama 4 hours in.
I didn’t realize Junot Diaz also played baseball
They’re not why the Yankees are losing this game, (the Astros are just a better team and the Yanks have made a lot of bad mistakes), but the umpires are having an absolutely terrible game tonight.
Much like the Yankees, it seems unlikely they will be moving on to the World Series.
Why would Aroldis not be in…NOW?
Baseball men like white guys in clutch situations
something something INTANGIBLES
Pitched last night and doesn’t do well in non-closing situations.
Look at this guy giving real answers like a bish
Fuck the Yankees and Fuck AAron Judge, but that was one hell of a fielding job by him.
He didn’t dive for it, which at first glance might piss fans off unless you take a step back and realize that you absolutely cannot give up another run here.
It was a good play. Almost enough to make me forget how he forgot how to run the goddamn bases two innings ago.
Alright, do I drink the same beer Horatio is drinking, open up the other one I shipped him, or go right for the scotch?
It’s the scotching hour.
Pacific?
Yes, sir.
i got some coke
I’m on the other one you shipped me and I’ll just say you can’t go wrong with Monkish, but the Will Feral is definitely the better option. It’s really good. The DDH has just a little too much alcohol taste for an 8.1
Totally agree that the feral is better, which is why they limited the quantity of that one more than the backpack. 🙂
Treehouse pulls that shit all the time and it’s one of the reasons I’ve cut back on them. You know what’s going to sell, you know you have the capacity to make everyone happy, and you’re just being assholes not doing it.
Oh snap. Tua is actually hurt. Left in an ambulance.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
Thoughts and Prayers
–Jake Fromm
Yep, Big Love is giving Bosie issues. i hate BYU
Gary Sanchez is streaky enough that he could probably hit a ball 500 feet and then get called out for missing first.
I chugged a bunch of Proper #12 “whiskey” as a sacrifice to the baseball gods for a Yankees comeback and to say that I’ve been disappointed in the results so far would be understating things considerably.
PROVE ME WRONG IN THE 9TH, GODS, PROVE ME WRONG IN THE 9TH!!!!
Well, más de fuck.
THE MOON REMAINS BORING
But they have an Applebees!
Alabama treating this game like the Civil Rights movement: it either started late or got delayed or is just taking forever.
Tua dead? Or elaborate plan to avoid being drafted by the Dolphins?
Tua on the Chargers would be TITS!
Yes, i watch the NBA. I deserve a spanking.
“Coach, I’ll do whatever it takes to be a nine-inning player.”
“That’s a good attitude, son. Suck my cock.”
“The old man didn’t even make it through the first inning…..”
So to speak.
BEST ONE YET
Dagger earrings…..
John Smoltz saying Judge was in an impossible situation when Judge was looking right at the guy making the diving catch, with plenty of time to get to 2nd if necessary, is driving me insane. I’ve literally benched 11 year-olds for making mistakes like that. Sure, they cried and their parents hated me, but who’d laughing now assholes, who’s laughing now?
I’ve literally benched 11 year-olds
I didn’t know you were a priest!
Hilarious, FSU gets ball back with 35 seconds, down 2, no timeouts. Own 24.
Play 1 – QB sits in pocket forever, then drops ball cocking his arm. OL recovers, slowly back to line.”
Play 2 – QB drops snap. Fin.
I thought Jameis graduated?
well, “left”
Literally left without paying smh
good fashion sense!
Can’t imagine how she earned that flight on a private plane.
Noice double play there.
Great play by Bradley. I thought that was dropping in.
That is some Down’s syndrome base-running by Judge right there.
LMAO, that guy sucks at defense, too
Can’t believe the Longhorns didn’t fuck that up somehow.
Leave #8 from Michigan behind. Dude blows
they’ll make a place for him in Happy Valley, then
Slight exhale, only 2. Granted, “only.”
Nice 4th down play by Michigan
Is the Yanks’ catcher a make-a-wish kid or sommet?
He might be Groot?
He was notoriously bad at defense in the past, but credit where credit’s due, he worked his ample ass off and got a lot better during the regular season this year. Unfortunately he has absolutely sucked at the plate in the post-season and it’s carried over to his defense the last two games, which has been godawful.
Boone needed to sit him down two games ago.
Michigan must be approaching puberty because Penn State seems to be losing interest in beating them anymore.
Banner this
That water is the most calories she’s consumed in a week
Semi-bananacakes UT/Kansas
How the fuck is this ALCS game still on?
/Not watching.
//Jay Cutler DOOOOOONNNNTTTT CAAAARRREEEE
MLB is sending me subliminal msg’s thru the TV. Either that or my TV is shorting out.
What are the messages?
Not sure. But imma assume Hippo is correct. Brb.
kill ur neighbours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgaK7RPpR8M
Dirt 500s made a baseball point
Instagram is awesome.
https://www.instagram.com/_haileyqueen__/?hl=en
Tua hurt/out?
Michigan is resisting Pedo State’s hardest advances
have to play hard 2 get if want the premium candy
This guy Charbonnet I call him a 2003 because he’s full bodied and buttery but he’s got no legs.
I’m surprised no away team’s stadium hasn’t/doesn’t use Law and Order: SVU’s opening chimes to taunt PSU.