Your “Let The Good Times Continue To Roll” NFL Football Open Thread

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TO THE GAMES!

Potato Skins/Bills:

The extremely raw yet not-ready rook qb Dwayne Haskins will get his helmet handed to him today. It won’t be pretty and we should see Sheriff Colt McCoy sometime after Haskins’ confidence is shattered. I’m rolling with Devin Singletary today because I want to be there when he busts out. You may want to fade McLaurin here. Duh.

Vikes/Chiefs:

There was a Mahomes teaser about him playing today which I thought was hooey but the Brees thing happened last week so… Yeah, it was hooey. Thielin and his wonky hammy are back and Diggs did yeoman work while he was gone. The running and passing game are going gangbusters for Minny and that should be enough to get by Moore and Co.

Jets/Fins:

The Bleerg factor is so very high here. I won’t lie-I’ll be tuning in here and there for the entertainment. Unfrozen Caveman QB-do your worst!

Bears/Eagles:

You’ve no choice but to play rb Montgomery after last week but the Eagles run D is a feisty bunch. They allow the sixth-least points to running backs in fantasy. D-Jax is back finally and he makes a world of difference to the passing game.

Colts/Steelers:

Conner’s out so Jaylen Samuels gets the rock. You may also want to take a swing at Diontae Johnson, the rook wr that’s been showing out lately-he’s got a good matchup vs. Rock Ya-Sin.

Titans/Panthers:

Tannehill hasn’t been bad recently-certainly an upgrade over Mariota, but I think he comes back to earth here. Carolina has a nice set of cb’s that hold down the fort. We think of McCaffrey as the more explosive back in this matchup but Henry actually has more 15+ yard runs than his counterpart.

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Gatoraids

Adam Gase reading printouts from Linked in on the sideline

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

HELP ME SHAN’KHOR YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

FUCK YOU SHAN’KHOR

King Hippo

powers used up for Vinateri (a week too goddamned late)

Sharkbait

Anyone still winless?

bk109

Bungles at 0-8 and the line Redshirt gave about their bye week was too optimistic, they’re down 14 already and Andy Dalton got sacked by the slippery floor in his shower…

Gatoraids

This is going top be tough the Dolphins haven’t practiced victory formation all year

Gratliff

Ah Bears

LemonJello

SHAN’KHLOR BE PRAISED IN SHITSBURG!

Gatoraids

Cut to video of 2008 Detroit Lions cracking open a bottle of methadone

hippofant

The Jets are throwing so hard that the Dolphins can’t even tank.

Gatoraids

Time for a Hail Tua play

herodotus450

Two safeties in the same game?

bk109

So, Gase getting fired tonight? Or is Gase getting fired tonight…
Sam Darnold rushed to the left for no gain. Sam Darnold fumbled. Sam Darnold recovered fumble for no gain. Safety

Gatoraids

Jet team so well constructed that Adam Gase will be the next CEO of Boeing

King Hippo

ok, THIS is Maximum Jest

hippofant

Theoretical physicists proved in 2012 that there is no maximum Jest, only as much Jest as has previously been observed.

Brick Meathook

Whatever happened to that guy?

Spur

Oh boy. The Eagles are going to blow this.

King Hippo

ish?

King Hippo

nah, still the Bearistocrats!

King Hippo

Bollo going full Bollo

hippofant

I think McCaffrey just looked up at the JumboTron, got confused about which way the pursuit was coming from, and then angled left into Adoree Jackson instead of right =D

Gratliff

el oh fucking el

bk109

Utterly unrelated – here’s the bloody highest point of the Netherlands from like last week… and I shit you not, it’s 10 meters away from the German border (and I’m pretty sure the parking I used in Belgium was actually higher 😀 )
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bk109

And I’m back and I gotta ask, are the Jets so broken after playing us that they’re now shite-er than the lolfins?!

Sharkbait

Kyle Rudolph. Still a thing

King Hippo

Two ass-related TD reversals today

litre_cola

Hoyer to Chester Rogers, a td that helps no one.

Sharkbait

Fact.

Gratliff

Ah this is less than ideal

King Hippo

y’all’s cromulence was short lived

litre_cola

Wait, you mean the Eagles are susceptible to the deep ball?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, I see the NFL is pretending to care about veterans again, must be November

King Hippo

Hippo too tired to pretend to care about anything.

Sharkbait

So…Prodigal Son is just dollar store Blacklist right?