There’s more? There’s more.
TO THE GAMES!
Potato Skins/Bills:
The extremely raw yet not-ready rook qb Dwayne Haskins will get his helmet handed to him today. It won’t be pretty and we should see Sheriff Colt McCoy sometime after Haskins’ confidence is shattered. I’m rolling with Devin Singletary today because I want to be there when he busts out. You may want to fade McLaurin here. Duh.
Vikes/Chiefs:
There was a Mahomes teaser about him playing today which I thought was hooey but the Brees thing happened last week so… Yeah, it was hooey. Thielin and his wonky hammy are back and Diggs did yeoman work while he was gone. The running and passing game are going gangbusters for Minny and that should be enough to get by Moore and Co.
Jets/Fins:
The Bleerg factor is so very high here. I won’t lie-I’ll be tuning in here and there for the entertainment. Unfrozen Caveman QB-do your worst!
Bears/Eagles:
You’ve no choice but to play rb Montgomery after last week but the Eagles run D is a feisty bunch. They allow the sixth-least points to running backs in fantasy. D-Jax is back finally and he makes a world of difference to the passing game.
Colts/Steelers:
Conner’s out so Jaylen Samuels gets the rock. You may also want to take a swing at Diontae Johnson, the rook wr that’s been showing out lately-he’s got a good matchup vs. Rock Ya-Sin.
Titans/Panthers:
Tannehill hasn’t been bad recently-certainly an upgrade over Mariota, but I think he comes back to earth here. Carolina has a nice set of cb’s that hold down the fort. We think of McCaffrey as the more explosive back in this matchup but Henry actually has more 15+ yard runs than his counterpart.
Do your typing.
Adam Gase reading printouts from Linked in on the sideline
HELP ME SHAN’KHOR YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE
FUCK YOU SHAN’KHOR
powers used up for Vinateri (a week too goddamned late)
Anyone still winless?
Bungles at 0-8 and the line Redshirt gave about their bye week was too optimistic, they’re down 14 already and Andy Dalton got sacked by the slippery floor in his shower…
This is going top be tough the Dolphins haven’t practiced victory formation all year
Ah Bears
SHAN’KHLOR BE PRAISED IN SHITSBURG!
Cut to video of 2008 Detroit Lions cracking open a bottle of methadone
The Jets are throwing so hard that the Dolphins can’t even tank.
Time for a Hail Tua play
Two safeties in the same game?
So, Gase getting fired tonight? Or is Gase getting fired tonight…
Sam Darnold rushed to the left for no gain. Sam Darnold fumbled. Sam Darnold recovered fumble for no gain. Safety
Chefs/Vikes game is a keeper.
Jet team so well constructed that Adam Gase will be the next CEO of Boeing
ok, THIS is Maximum Jest
Theoretical physicists proved in 2012 that there is no maximum Jest, only as much Jest as has previously been observed.
Whatever happened to that guy?
Oh boy. The Eagles are going to blow this.
ish?
nah, still the Bearistocrats!
Bollo going full Bollo
I think McCaffrey just looked up at the JumboTron, got confused about which way the pursuit was coming from, and then angled left into Adoree Jackson instead of right =D
el oh fucking el
Utterly unrelated – here’s the bloody highest point of the Netherlands from like last week… and I shit you not, it’s 10 meters away from the German border (and I’m pretty sure the parking I used in Belgium was actually higher 😀 )
“THAT’S MY SINGLETARY!”
/he really, really good
And I’m back and I gotta ask, are the Jets so broken after playing us that they’re now shite-er than the lolfins?!
Kyle Rudolph. Still a thing
Two ass-related TD reversals today
5’8, 205 Devin Singletary moves the pile but Frank Gore is the preferred short yard back.
Hoyer to Chester Rogers, a td that helps no one.
Fact.
Ah this is less than ideal
y’all’s cromulence was short lived
Wait, you mean the Eagles are susceptible to the deep ball?
Oh, I see the NFL is pretending to care about veterans again, must be November
Hippo too tired to pretend to care about anything.
So…Prodigal Son is just dollar store Blacklist right?