The downtown Sudbury railyard is a bit of an eyesore but it’s my eyesore. It’s a little puppy compared to the Symington Yard in The Peg or the MacMillan a few hours south in Vaughan but it’s where I return every year. Plus there’s a soup kitchen a hop, skip and a jump from the center of the place. Most times I wander over there but this time of the year me and a few boys get together and have our own little cookout under the International Bridge which spans the skinniest part of the yard.
As usual The Bear showed up-this year he brought a pig’s head. A gift from a butcher that he helped out. See, that’s the thing. A lot of people like to call us bums like we don’t do a thing but we always try to earn our keep. Some days you can rake leaves for a few bucks and a sandwich, or maybe help a guy that’s re-doing the roof of his house. More than once I’ve just walked into a place and got a job mopping and cleaning toilets, it’s no big thing. This time of year that money all goes towards the get-together we like to call “The Big Feed”.
Rosie likes to work the farms all over and no one knows why. She’ll always have carrots and onions and the like. And so it goes. Some stuff gets put into foil packets and thrown into the fire. If there’s a source of water nearby some other stuff is made into our trusty old “Mystery Stew”. It always turns out okay but I think that food tastes much better when you’re in good company.
Tonight went as planned-our bellies were happy and we started filling it with some sort of fermented apple booze. It wouldn’t be right to call it cider but it’s not bad at all. As usual the old stories came out and a few new ones sprouted but we were all waiting for the yearly roundtable question to get started.
I went first-
-“I’m thankful I made it back here safe and sound and I get to see all your sorry asses again.” There were a few groans until Rosie barked, “Not mine, brother!” and then the circle erupted with laughter.
Porcupine Charlie went next-“I’m grateful for that Sally that licked my druthers in a coal car on the way to Topeka back in ’85!” He nodded and looked round, drinking in the hoots and guffaws that he knew would follow his proclamation.
Charger the Dodger, 54 and looking every year of it and more spouted, “I’m thankful I’ve got a little pisser on the way. She says it’s a boy.” Silence. Then Old Cobb spoke, “C’mon Charge, you can’t tell me you fell for the oldest trick in the book. Whoever she is, she just wants to rope you in! Goddamn!” Both of them were shaking their heads and Charger replied, “You takin’ me for a fool? She’s got a belly and the whole deal. I ain’t never had a scrambler around before-it’ll probably make me stick around for eight, maybe ten months!” More laughter.
It always turns into a bit of a game, with some giving thanks more than a few times. The themes are usually the same, good health, a new friend, a new spot to make some dough or to lay down one’s head. After all, in the end our needs are simple, but specific to the life we choose to live. I know for a fact that whether you hop trains, sit at a desk, deliver/build things, pour beer or shuffle paper, the desire for comfort, some peace and maybe a little affection is something we all share. Good night.
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Cowboys:
It’s been made known to Jason Garrett that he can’t rest on his non-existent laurels for much longer. It’ll be curious to see if/how the players react to the swirl of jabberings that surround the team. Look for a gameplan that takes the ball out of DAK!’s hands and onto Zeke’s feet because the Bills can be run on. I’ve remarked on it before but Josh Allen’s Carnival of Wondrous Spontaneous Play-Making is the most entertaining football you can set your eyeballs on this year.
Go For It! (down below)
Three offensive plays, three turnovers, one referee save. Jesus.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
boooooooooooooo
Boooooooooooooooooooooo
JJ up in the owner’s box loading a shotgun, ready to go put his defense down.
SHA’NKLOR feasts on Thanksgiving as well.
So why is Dallas throwing this ball at all? Eagles ran over the Bills for 4 quarters and Zeke is worth 2 Eagles RBs.
FUCK YOU DALLAS!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Garrett watching that replay like the words “mercifully you have been fired” are gonna scroll across it next.
I fucking LOVE Josh Allen. Wooooo!!!!
/I might be drunk
lol what the fuck was that
Brokeback did good, that’s wut!
Here is a partial list of kinds of agents Aaron Rogers can have in future insurance commercials:
* secret agent
* chemical/biological agent
* software agent, aka a bot
No matter how you look at it these ads are going to get more sci-fi, and I’m looking forward to it!
Do not sleep on this Bills D. YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!1
el oh el
When dose OJ get some booth time.
P*ts dipping into the Kai pond.
PRAISE SHA’NKLOR
“Ermit Sniff is in dar annunsher’s boof!”
-Emmit Smith’s publicist
TONGANDO…dammit
After a long day of
spending time with the familyplaying Spider-man on PS4, I guess I’ll come in to watch the Cowboys piss away another chance to pull away from the Eagles.I appreciate how REAL division hate keeps NFC East fans alive
Eagles and Cowboys fans would gladly watch the world burn for the right to get smoked by the fucking Seahawks
AHAHAHAHA
BEASLEYDOWN!!!
Down the road Dawson Knox is gonna be something.
State might be getting housed 63-44 by FedEx (MEM playing w/o 2 starters), but only down 3 for the half!!
As always when I’m at lady BFC’s for a holiday, I offered to make some cocktails. Made some vodka, ginger, lemonade bs for her mom, nbd. Her dad said he likes margaritas and there was mix in the fridge. Immediately thought:
So I ignored that and squeezed some fresh limes. ” Can you make it sweeter?”
Smh
to be unappreciate in one’s own time, yo. WE NOE U WERE IN TEH RIGHT
Yup. Abided the request and went back to my scotch
Somebody put his ginger balls on the Thanksgiving table!
Holy shit Santa just showed up here. I was joking when I said my uncle could play him after growing his beard out. Skinniest santa I’ve ever seen.
No alcohol involved here. All spontaneous old man wholesomeness for his grandkids
Bills fans have a lot to look forward to, I think Josh Allen can develop into a Marcus-Mariota type player if he works hard.
Brokeback doesn’t appreciate the comparison to a non-white ,, smh
In the first game we got Troy Aikman, in this game we have Tony Romo, which former Cowboy quarterback do we get for the next game?
I vote Clint Longley.
is Staubach ded? I forgets.
Alive and well. Longley can punch him again.
“Sucker” punch him again.
We’re not still holding that against Romo, are we? I mean, do you think he enjoyed playing in Dallas? Nobody enjoys that.
So the Patriots needs another kicker. This will be their fourth this year.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001081426/article/patriots-kicker-nick-folk-appendectomy-out-week-13
So, uhhhhhh, why not let Jake Bailey give it a try? He’s already our kick-off specialist and at this point, he can’t be worse than any potential replacement?
what part of DUE UR JERB don’t yeeewwwww understand??
“Next stupid kicker up”
Final result “Commitment to suckage” 1: 2 Eintracht Frankfurt
How is that team scoring so few goals? I don’t understand it. They ought to be playing in games with scores like 5-4
So what has two thumbs and was the only Black person at the Sleater Kinney show in Portland last week?
THIS GUY!
ooooooh, Hippo jelly.
/of the Sleater-Kinney attendance, not of being the only black person
//is also only spiritually black
Carrie Brownstein has an absolutely MAGNETIC stage presence. It wasn’t possible to take your eyes off of her. I wasn’t expecting that. I’ve only seen a handful of performers who have that quality.
been hearing their new stuff on satellite radio, it’s quite good
I really want to like the new stuff, but I just really don’t like St. Vincent’s production.
They played the entire new CD at the show, and I was like, “Dammit, I could really love this song, IF ONLY…..”
And also, I miss Janet, but I didn’t even notice the new drummer because I couldn’t concentrate on anything but Carrie.
am not a St. Vincent fan, either
“Hey! I was there! Oh, two thumbs. Ah, never mind.”
-Jason Pierre Paul
We have no electricity here in Big Bear. Power is out from the village to the dam. We may not have Thanksgiving if it doesn’t get fixed soon. I’m feeling a little anxious, not gonna lie!
You have booze and drugs, at least??
Ha, no, I’m at my sister in law’s house
She’s a retired federal agent. She would shoot my ass if I brought drugs to her house. But good news, power has been restored, so at least we will have our dinner
Hang tight and take advantage of the sunlight to locate your stash and follow your family’s Emergency Narcotics Protocol.
“The Dallas refs sure know which side of the football their bread is buttered on.”
-Trent Green
So, the Clap-O-Tron 9000 will live to clap another day after such a bounceback on a short week? (So far… there’s plenty of time things to do an 180)?
Darian Thompson’s Teeth
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111105225626/en.futurama/images/thumb/f/f8/ThompsonTeeth.jpg/500px-ThompsonTeeth.jpg
We need a new generation of Moutheyes Nightmare Fuel
He’s got a cannon for an arm This steampunk-influenced announcing by Romo is next-next-level.
Who is MOST irritated? Hippo (NC State), Rev (Bills Mafia), or bk (Arsenal)?
Oh god look what happened to Arsenel!
Oh,no, I’m happy! With this dismal showing we’re either shitcanning Unay, or I’m done with them (at least for the season)… and meanwhile I’m calibrating my screens with a Spyder5 and and whoa, it’s fucking worth it …
LOVE today’s hobo story!
Also, as predicted to Horatio the other day, the Cowboys wil win this by 20 and Princeton wil get a contract extension because Horatio touches himself.
The MST3K Twitch channel, which plays MST3K episodes all day every day, is celebrating Thanksgiving by… playing MST3K episodes all day?
The Yuletide Log Channel is doing the very same thing-playing MST3K episodes all day.
Last few years I’ve pulled up mst3k on Netflix, andnlisten to that on my ride home.
Not watching, mind you, just listening is virtually the same
Woo hoo! Made it back home and can now celebrate a proper and happy Reclusegiving.
Freedom!
Tell your expired milk I said “Hi”.
Welp, can’t root for the Billz, not when they’re a threat.
And, am constitutionally unable to root for the Boyz.
So, max chaos and hijinx via BLEERGH with a side of meteor, please.
The Bills are a threat to the Pats? This is news to EVERYONE.
Working with the usual wide-ranging definition of “threat” – the “nobody’s safe” paranoia approach.
Jim Kelly may be the most unintentionally polarizing player in NFL history
You wanna feel bad for the 4 superbowl lossess….
then you remember he hit his wife
Yiu wanna feel bad about his son and his cancer…..
then you remember he’s a trump supporter
hey, he got HIS healthcare, don’t see wut teh problem is LIBTARD!!!111
In what universe would he not be a Trumper?
Thank God the next generation of great QBs are mostly black. I know at least that Russell Wilson is a Demmycrat, suspect Lamar! and DAK DAK DAK DAK!! are as well.
Were his misfortunes merely punishment for him, just given to him early
1:2 for Eintracht… Unay is getting fired in the morning….
I didn’t have the bollocks to halftime bet Eintracht
appreciate how NC State is letting me know to give up on hoopsball even before December starts!
They tied with Memphis, Judgey McJudgerson.
Gonna get run out of the gym. They adjusted after the opening 4-min stretch.
Funderburke kid, is his dad the guy that played at Ohio State?
I think he transferred from tOSU. So probably.
It’s 4:20, do you know where Josh Gordon is?
Danksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving, fellow carbon-based lifepods/fleshbags/meatsacks.
Hello Little Femur Drummer Boy!
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY’RE CALLED DRUMSTICKS, HEATHEN!??
pa rum pa pum pum!
Soooooo, the Flamers’ coach is raycess?
I thought I was a picky eater, but Markell Johnson doesn’t eat any seafood or like Thanksgiving food.
Sounds like some sorta Beefaroni-loving bastard.
/I loved Beefaroni-when I was a kid
Ok, is Julio going to play later or do I need to take him out of my lineup?
He will play (hobbled) and be taken out of the game by cb Lattimore. It is written.
FedEx has a dude named Precious – who somehow seems to have resisted murdering his parents.
Happy Thanksgiving fellow degenerates