Killing is hard. It takes a toll-not only on the prey but also on the perpetrator. And that’s why there’s a one week moratorium on the slicin’ and dicin’.
I hope your various fantasy endeavors went well for you. I’m sure they went well for me.*
*check comments in previous threads for verification
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Steelers:
Over the last two weeks Duck Dodgers has the league’s best qb rating from a clean pocket! Who does he think he is, Gardner Minshew? On tudder side the Walking Carnival of Misfires-Josh Allen-makes a turnover worthy play 5% of the time he drops back to pass, which is more than two times the league average. Perhaps it has something to do with his penchant for throwing the ball 20 yards downfield (3rd most in the league) and his league-last efficiency rating when doing so. I called him ‘the most gifted high school qb in the NFL’ a few weeks ago because he still seems to be of the mind that if he tosses it up there someone will just go and get it. But yeah, this is the big leagues and these pros don’t have a job because daddy is the coach. (Steve Belichick excluded) The Pitt D is gonna have a laugh or two at old Josh’s expense because they bring pressure to the qb in 2.5 seconds or less 30% of the time and that’s a league-best mark. And it’s gonna leave a mark.
Say what your brain commands you to say, no matter how silly it be.
BLEERGH breaks out his whetstone.
Threw a flag in my living room on that one. Jesus.
Surprised they didn’t jump offside, just to save Duck’s feelings.
Duck can turn it over again!
39 has to be pissed off, was in perfect position for the pick already
Well that happened.
LESSER FOOTY CELEBRATION
Quack! Quack! Quack!
Fun fact*.
The last play in this game occurred 30 minutes ago.
it’s quite the time warp, for not even being on acid
Wasn’t someone earlier going to get their anus bleached instead of watching the game? Any after-action reports?
As long as they don’t also sun their anus they’re probably ok
I do hate when I get the timing wrong on sleepy time cold meds
GLORIOUS DRAW LURKS IN THE WINGS
Yaaaaaas! We want a tie!
yup, this checks out
unfortunately, Duck seems to be out of his forward pass allotment
Found the DFO sing-along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt9GBafFzjE
wud also except:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dSUdzgmCik
I’m usually of the opinion that the night game ends too early on the West Coast, but I might legit be happy to go to sleep at 8:30 tonight
So as P*ts fan, want to see BUF lose. As PIT hater (irrational variety), want to see BUF win. At this point, will load up the bowl and the scotch glass and let the gods sort this shit out.
The P*ts and Yinzers are both really hateable. It warms my black heart that fans of one still hate the other faction.
Man, I’ve hated the Steelers since 1970s, if only because of all their SBs and Terry Bradshaw’s dumb ass.
Bradshaw is basically the ugly, Southern version of Dreamboat
Which proves you don’t need brains to win a Super Bowl.
or be President/Fuhrer, but it is preferred
So is it lose-lose or win-win? Or does it depend on what scotch you’re drinking?
Agree on all counts. Except sub out scotch for wine. Hopefully you’ve got a nice single malt
Had a half-bottle of a nice red blend earlier, Menage a Trois IIRC.
I’ve decided that my palate is just not sophisticated enough to appreciate the nuances of the various single malts, and I am quite happy with a decent blend.
You do you. If it tastes good, that’s all that matters
Not a fan of blends but I’m with you on not being able to figure out the difference between various price-points of single malts. I generally like them but I’ve had $15 drinks and $75 drinks and thought that the first one was good and that the second tasted like soap.
Someday I hope to have a third Scotch.
He punched Allen directly in the balls.
Roethlisberger looks like someone Scotchy has his eye on
If not Scotchy, certainly Law & Order SVU.
a Balls search term from Cris – no way can he see him coming
Every sphincter I have puckers every time Allen drops back to pass.
every pass is either GREAT or HORRIFYING. What a fan experience it must be.
Probably need to get some blood pressure meds.
Thank Eostre for homeostasis!
TOMB RAIDERDOWN
I went to see the Tomb Raider movie on opening night. There was a big group of us, but luckily I was seated near my likeminded friend and we both were laughing uncontrollably by the end of the first five minutes
Is this the old one or the one that no one watched last year?
Old one
That was the one where suddenly Lara and the villain are in like Tron and racing up this glass pyramid to grab the artifact hovering at the top, right?
I remember nothing about that movie except that scene.
Time to circle the wagons boys!
I think the Pittsburgh Steelers should be renamed the Pittsburgh Biotech Researchers.
And the Bills should be renamed the Buffalo Buffaloes.
In pursuit of squaring the Idiocracy circle, the Bills should be called the Buffalo Wild Wings. Fuck You, I’m Eating.
John Brown really hung up well there on that DPI
Has Balls used DPI as a Porn search term yet?
Pittsburgh has weird traditions
BLEEDING KANSAS SUDDEN CHANGE
This must be the most over-covered song in the history of time, but this girl can fucking sing, and also the acoustics in empty crack-house stairwells are apparently amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zEqWw4IQWA
Yes, I do find this game boring, why do you ask?
I think that video was only made and posted to lure Epstein out of hiding with that title.
yeah, I’m confused anytime I see “beautiful young girl” lead in, and is nae Redtube
Similar to Mistborn pointing out Rick and Skip Bayless are related, for the lawyers: who’s the haughtier dipshit, Frank or GREGGGGGG Easterbook?
Alright, alright this shit is crazy…
So Low Commander, Rikki Tikki Deadly and yeah right go BACK to the brewery!
I know, right?
And then and then Low Commander goes up to the bartender and says…
Good fun hanging with you two wonderful human beings as always.
So which Watt is the bigger asshole? I don’t see enough Stiller fitbaw to give an objective opinion.
YES
I’d bet TJ is the bigger asshole. They both seem like guys everyone loves on the football field cause they’re great athletes and play hard and are really good, but no one wants to hang out with them after practice.
Andy R. is pissed that they didn’t ask HIM to do that ketchup on rib ad instead of Mahomes.
ketchup really is just a terrible, over-sweet BBQ sauce
Fact. But yet I’ve made my own BBQ sauce, which calls for ketchup
Ketchup belongs on all variations of fried potatoes and nothing else.
This is not up for debate.
Eggs. Hot sauce and ketchup are the tops on eggs of all kinds.
I’m actually with you on the hot sauce. I also love throwing a decent salsa into some scrambled eggs.
just salt, MAYBE a dash of pepper if they’s fancy
/prepares to fight Horatio
//holy shit he’d beat me senseless
Nah, you’re good.
I’d let you tap out.
eventually, you seemingly need an actual quartered back
the older one gets, the more one appreciates really comfy socks
I’ve appreciated comfy socks ever since my first visit to S Korea
well, u smarter than us, being a DOKTOR and all (smh)
Also, S Korea is like sock Valhalla
hmmmm, tell us MOAR. We could use a nice story.
It’s where I got my first pair of fuzzy socks, and I still have them and they have an adorable animal on them and they are much better than American fuzzy socks, and the socks lived happily ever after!
I am totes gonna ask amazon fer Korean socks now
It’s all they talk about all over Asia, the socks you can find in S Korea
Having a kid does change you. It’s 1030, I’m in New York, and I’m not at a bar. This is weird
Take the kid to the bar. Ours was about two weeks old and in his car seat on a bar table.
Let me tell you, those babies are chick magnets. They also attract cops.
wut about chick cops??
They come pre-equipped with handcuffs!
And leather belts! And batons! And mace!
STOP I CAN ONLY GET SEW ERECT
Nice follow-through you two. Take the rest of the night off.
/Slaps asses. HARD
Wife and I have done that already. Though it was at a bar where we know all the bartenders, so they don’t give a shit.
this is goddamned hilarious
Gratuitous Gore will get you banned from Twitter
but it’s mah party and ah cry if ah want too
Is that a metal band?
An Inconvenient Tweet.
SUDDEN CHANGE
Quack Quack!
https://media.istockphoto.com/illustrations/stupid-duck-illustration-id164157152
The Steelers nominee for Man of the Year is on videotape kicking another guy in the head while the latter is on the ground, but go off Rooneys.
He deserved it though. O linemen take pride in being a quarterbacks bouncers. I’d vote for him based on that alone.
Is Nickelback the band a reference to football, defensive backs?
Good old Art Rooney, putting community and progress ahead of championships, all while paying All-Around Good Guy Ben Rothlisberger millions.
Unravel the paradox as you have been taught.
You’re assuming people include women when they say ‘community’
I have to ask, although I will probably regret it, but what search term are you using?
“sad clown gay porn”
It came up in a conversation I had earlier, although I was led to believe that they wore big clown shoes, which I haven’t found yet.
When I search shit like that I think about the murder trials I follow in the news and how they get everyone’s internet history. And if I were a part of that trial and all that was put on display my mom would be mortified beyond belief and I’d have to move and take a dead child’s identity and live in a trailer in the bush.
Well don’t get caught. Then there is no trial.
As an attorney I can tell you that, legally, Brick is absolutely wrong.
They’ll just try the nearest poor person they can grab instead of you.
Dr Rockso CoCoCocaine
Goddamn Watchmen.
Now that’s how you end a season, or even a series. Which is surprising considering Damon Lindelof behind it.
we never learned who Lubeman was?
Spoiler Alert: No, unless I missed something.
Petey. Theres a Peteypedia on the wikia that goes over some of the tangential shit
They could turn it into an anthology series, since alternate timelines seems like a thing that could happen in that universe. Or they could just remake other HBO shows with a blue guy as lead.
I had read that this season was a one-and-done, but based on the ending and the overall reception I strongly suspect there’s more to come.
How the fuck ya doing?
gut, und du?
I want to buy someone 3 pairs of socks, build a frame around it that looks like a car, toss a sheet over everything and put a bow on the ‘hood’ and watch when they think they’re getting a car but it’s actually 3 pairs of socks
You have Tomsula’s attention.
Made me laugh Ayo.
That’s a good plan. Maybe stretch out the socks, too. So they’re not even a consolation prize.
Well, at least there’s plenty of time left on the clock for more fuck-ups by both teams.
This will undoubtedly happen
Didn’t take long at all!
Been reading this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00MLN1TT0/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_asin_title_o07?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I normally don’t like my authors badass or gutsy. How is it?
Enjoying it, but makes me feel super-duper white
He wrote this in 2015, so really curious to see what he’s done post-Trump
I have that. It’s interesting. Not my favourite but pretty good. I’ll give it to you. It actually might be one I gave to sis who gave it back for me to read.
Thanks.
Excellent book. I love it.
Ok, which one of you jokers greased the damn game ball?
“grease” Sure, that’s it.
“game” ball, sure, that’s it.
jesus fuck bills
Most of just say “holy fuck”, but okay.