Guh! My money team that rampaged thru the regular season and was then decimated by injuries is being destroyed in the championship. I’d have liked to have thrown numerous tantrums yesterday while watching the carnage unfold but I was in The Land of the Lost Internet. ‘Tis truly a god-awful place. Many thanks to yeah right for filling in at the (very) last moment.
Fallout:
-Who gets a well-deserved rest next week? This year’s likely MVP, that’s who. Lamar! There’s all sorts of differing criteria floating around out there as to who should win but when you use the ‘my opinion counts the most’ metric, Lamar! comes out ahead.
-Thar be all kinds of silly scenarios as to who is in/out and where they stand. I’ll just say that no matter what happens the Bills are the #5 seed.
-Marshawn Lynch is saying ‘Howdy!” to the decimated Seahawks today. I was surprised to learn he is only 33. With a little bit of time with Seattle’s trainers, I’ll bet he can get into ‘grabbing his crotch while jumping backwards into the end zone’ shape by early next week.
-The Cowboys Mrs. Garrett continues to have difficulty marrying the talents of Natalie, Jo, Tootie and Blair. Rumor has it that she’ll be looking for another job next year.
TO THE GAME!
Packers/Vikes:
Mine own opinion is that Green Bay is the most vulnerable playoff team in the NFC. Their D doesn’t scare anyone and their O has not a one playmaker. In ‘Piling On News’, A-Rodge has a 5.9 yards per pass attempt stat and a 59% completion rate these last four weeks. He does tend to go thru these troughs lately and it’s anyone’s guess as to when/if he comes out of it this year. Minny has to do the ‘win out’ thingy because even if they win the Pack has the tie-break.
Do as you will.
Jesus this is some awful football. Only thing making it more palatable is muting it and listening to Artie Lange’s new podcast. Artie interviewing Lenny Dykstra is some interesting listening.
Hey Robin….
Ah, John Wick AKA
A Dog’s Purpose II: A Proportional Response
Through some accidental trick, I figured out the issue with the DVD player’s audio issue that’s been screwed up since we moved in. Don’t ask me how, but it’s working now.
IT’S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
Just press the tv/vcr button a few times. And maku sure it’s on channel 3.
edit
Why take a timeout there?
Goddammit, the Bears are inept, but the Vikings are just fucking stupid.
All gifts are wrapped. All foods are made. Except for a few last minute Amazon packages due tomorrow, all Christmas prep work is done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz60gxd5D9A
Redshirt (artist’s conception):
Hey
There… there’s another woman there, and I would very much like to know what is going on.
WRASSLIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfL0UXY4X_w
That is not how I remember the Ultimate Warrior looking.
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Ummm, that looked a little bit interferencey to me.
lololololol
3 man rush instasack. Whose wife did Kirk fuck?
“Not me.”
-Kirk’s actual wife.
Sens win, chaos in football, and I’m drinking beer that I didn’t have to purchase. Yes, I’d say life is pretty good, folks.
Sens probably ice it withe rare “delayed penalty cum awarded empty net goal” but this Eichel kid,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql9-82oV2JE
Here are 3 thoughts:
1. Mike Boone needs to stop running into brick walls.
2. There’s good Kirk and bad Kirk. We’re getting bad Kirk tonight which means a backbreaking loss is in our destiny.
3. I’m actively wishing for Booger and Tessitore to spontaneously combust in the booth.
…… good Kirk and bad Kirk.
Roommate Commander came home and suggested we watch Die Hard and wrap presents. I have trained her well.
Die Hard is a roommates movie don’t try to convicne me otherwise
Would have accepted; Die Hardcore Sex Part 3 A XXX
I’m not sure anything makes me change the channel faster than an appearance by Chris Berman.
I thought Berman retired. What the fuck is this shit?
Probably has to pay the bills for the lawsuits against his late wife.
https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-news-berman-fatal-state-police-report-20180830-story.html
That’s….. actually pretty sad
Getting a local ad for mammograms, which hardly seems like the MNF demographic.
Folks.
Rags getting absolutely undressed by Flyera in the third. You hate to see it.
All 10 people who entered their picks in the DFO pool picked Minnesota. Anti-AAron if ya ask me.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Ah, my commission of “The Modern Last Supper” is finally here!
Reckon orange man is thinking “Please leave please leave please leave Fox and Friends is on.”
haven’t seen that one before. Fookin’ brilliant.
On the bright side, with Evangelicals lowering the bar so much, it means most of us should be able to make the cut when we die and answer for our sins.
Mike Boone, if you have ANY juice in your legs, nows the time.
This drive will end in the paint.
Not sure why but it bugs me that Buffalo teams use a buffalo as their team symbol/mascot despite also having another nickname. Either way, Scotchy’s Sens give up the tying goal to the Sabers, 1-1.
What about their AAA ball team the Buffalo Bisons. Mind. Blown.
And I think Buffalo University is the Buffalo Bulls
That’s like saying panini sandwich, or ATM machine.
Just a beauty of a pick
Does Cousins always look this panicked?
Do you mean his face? Tha’ts just his face.
Come on Kill RODGERS!
fuck. Boone is a bust.
Hahahahahaha
Rodgers tried to get a flag and got thumped instead
Rodgers is going deep here. Knock it down.
Can the yeah rights and Big Daddy Drew’s win the NFC North with a win?
BOOOOM!!!!!
It’s this kind of hard work that will ensure the Vikings beat Aaron Rodgers tonight.
Keep it up!
Bundle of fucking nerves. Mike Boone? Mike Boone.
It cant be a 3 Deep reunion without Riley Reid and Double headed dildo
Come on Viking Bros. Kick the crap out of Rodgers
Hey Rodgers, what did you buy your mom for Christmas?
Artist’s conception:
She takes her vitamins.
I realize Dallas lost from the lack of sexy pics in the DFO threads.
EXACTLY!
Folks
Gene has been promoted from Cinnabon manager to mall manager:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vgeGwg-ja4&ab_channel=llama74656
Plus, Taco as Krampus!
I’ve been accused of Fandom Heresy by rooting for my team to lose, or tie once they hit overtime and they said a tie would’ve clinched as well. As a jury of my peers, am I Guilty as Charged or am I Not Guilty by Reason of Draft Position?
https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/28355186
I mean if you’re ever rooting for your team to not win it’s heresy, in my book. Draft position is *consolation* – it should never be a goal, no matter how shitty your season is. I wouldn’t turn on my team if they purposely tanked, but I certainly would never root for them to do it.
Counterpoint: What else is he gonna do? Root for the Bengals to win?
Counter-counterpoint: It will be less devastating when the Bengles fuck up the number 2 pick, instead of the number 1 pick.
“Why not trade both!?” -Mike Brown
You’re a RAIDERS fan, for fucks sake! You should root for losses as at least your wishes would come true.
I routinely bet against Dallas on parleys.
Want a stress test? Hang out with an 8 year old after 7 pm. Within 10 minutes your blood will be fucking BOILING.
Try being around my family around Christmas time. People have turned into supervillains over less.
Remember, it’s not for you. It’s growth for them and helping them to develop social skills. You are doing good. Just drink heavily and nod a lot.
my attorney has advised against me spending anytime with a minor
It’s raining in Los Angeles. It’s a good thing a lot of people took the week off because traffic could have been ten times worse.
Rained most of day in Vegas. It started right when i left the office to head home.
Due to typical Christmas-time weather of 50°, I grilled out for the last time of the season…again. At this rate, I’ll be opening up the pool by New Years.
(quasi-NSFW for All Mighty Side Boob and being one frame away from a R rating)
h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEsr_DALe9A
Also all the best teams are in hockey action tonight. A veritable glut.
I’ve got the Caps and Boston on dvr’ing type thingy. I’ll watch when the niece finally gives up the TV and goes to sleep.
NO SPOILERS!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ