There are certain commentors here that are emotionally challenged, er, invested, I meant to say ‘invested’ in this game and they should be out in force tonight. Don’t forget to put on your kid gloves before engaging them-they’re in a vulnerable position right now what with everything on the line and all.
TO THE GAME!
Titans/Ravens:
-Rb Mark Ingram was ‘limited’ in practice late this week but he’ll play. Not sure how effective he’ll be. Maybe we’ll get a handful of Gus Edwards! That’s sticky.
-Speaking of running backs, there’s a broad-shouldered guy that has hoisted his team up there. Earlier in the year I pointed out that Oh Henry! wasn’t human and I stand by that observation. He’s got to do everything and a lot more in order to bulldoze his way to the W. There’s a real danger that the Ravens big, physical and aggressive D-line pushes Tennessee’s front backwards more often than not.
-I don’t think the Titans can win with Henry getting twice more yards on the ground than Tannyhill did through the air. There has to be a few long, successful deep shots to A.J. Brown in order for Baltimore to loosen up. I don’t think they’ll play the Belichick game of ‘let Henry get his and we’ll shut down everyone else’. They’ll get after it.
-The Ravens just have too much talent, right? That pass game that has to have an impact for the Titans meets up with two All Pros in Peters and Humphrey.
-Prediction Time. Henry finally succumbs but not before going out with a fight. Ravens 33 Tits 17.
Go Ahead. Make my night.
yeah, Ratbirds still winning this
Probably.
Only if they move LAMAR! to receiver.
OOF, called timeout too soon
Am guessing Lamar got his teammates all shitty gifts.
Most professional athletes are notoriously shitty tippers, I can imagine that bleeds over to gift-giving too.
Little America ad for Amazon cuts off before ICE agents round all the foreigners up and throws their kids in cages and deports them to a different country than that from which they fled.
Drops by representatives of each squadron
Eagles Memorial Divisional Round
#GoneButNotForgotten
Guess we’re rooting for Tits now
They have a fucking tank in the backfield
El Tractorcito En Vivo!!
He sure Gronked Earl Thomas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCaVUCg2W_A
Did I just hear How Soon is Now by the Smiths on the stadium speaker at kickoff?
I have no issue with that. Embrace the sadness that is Morrissey Ratbird fans.
Congrats Santa Clara.
You were better prepared and won the game outright.
Now best the damn Seahawks would you?
They best do
I call this Ravens Offense, Dolittle
Because they can talk to animals?
All they see are little birdies
Impressive defensive play from Tits D
14-6 at half, and it’s still a coinflip. 21-3, and it’s GAME BLOUSES
I got Tits and the under….
a Ratbird cover seems almost implausible now
That’s what I picked, so it was already so at kickoff.
Holy cats, this is some good front 7-ing
Is some Ravens OL giving off a tell again or what?
one wonders
You aren’t getting that flag, Lamar. Too much melatonin and not enough mela-Tawmy-in.
—Cam
So playoff LAMAR! is a thing?
(Mods please delete, thanks in advance)
How long until the home fans start throwing crabs on the field?
/stretches calves, does jumping jacks
– J. Winston
/gets on the field, throws interception
– J. Winston
When I ascend as God-Emperor of Spice and the Universe, I’ll transcend backward through time and snuff out whichever line of life it was that first thought to besmirch freckles. Then what a glorious future will await us.
That’s not spice.
You have competition on spice and there can be only one.
I can’t stop watching Better Off Ted clips now. I gotta find the episodes again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMy5YpJysy4
is it off Netflix? That’s where I saw it (based on my best friend from engineering school’s recommend)
Not sure. I rarely use Netflix.
Really wish the show had gone on. Really reminded me a lot of Newsradio except even more biting.
before its time, fo sho
Indeed. That, Happy Endings, Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apt 23.
True genius is never recognized in its own time.
That large human the Tits have is going to run over some birds now.
Large human? Tits? Snoo-Snoo?
Curveball: Those are man-titties
Results thus far no surprise, as our dear leader has let us know that Balmer is a disgusting, rat-bird and rodent infested mess, a very dangerous & filthy place. Tennessee, OTOH, is “the greatest state,” based upon his electoral college win there.
Dean Pees calling plays.
I hope he washed his hands first.
That’s not necessary
— M. Alou
u can nevar trust a SETH, Lamar!
Receivers really helping out LAMAR here.
That’s because he’s not a LEADER. You have to have the INTANGIBLES to be a quarterback, a REAL leader of MEN.
I do like the use of Rush outro music there RIP Neil
Tits – 48ers supe would be over in 2 hours.
Nice. Tom Sawyer for bumper music. RIP Neal.
I heard it on the early game too. Lots of av nerds out there.
The Ravens fans are so quiet you can hear a gunshot right now.
$50 ML bet on the Tits WOO!!!!
What’s the o/u on how many people Fozz has punched in the last three minutes?
Infinity -2
The number is “yes.”
His own sons or others?
I’ll still want to be your bookie.
as well ye should
Going to commercial with Rush playing is nice. Good job, someone at CBS.
NBC dropped some Rush earlier.
Every network tech guy is probably a Rush fan. That is not an insult.
As well they should be
Ho lee fuk
I think these tits are actually quite exquisite.
#RealAndSpectacular
Far fucking out.
Wow, them Tits are on fire!
You at Patpong market Zymm?
Kings of Leon nods
Ah yes, as expected, a key score from…Kalif Raymond.
Oh Don T will be loving this at the Burger King.
Occupate?
How strong a smell of burnt toast is Fouts smelling on a constant basis?
Since my guys are banging their significant others this weekend instead of playing football, I’m gonna have pull for HOU or TEN (also, ex-HOU) to represent the AFC in SB LIV. Love to see KC’s near-50 year run of futility continue, and I’ve hated BAL since I lived in MD 50 years ago and that buck-toothed crew-cut Unitas mothahfuckah was their QB.
I was on team chaos, but that ended with the Vikings getting bounced
Fuck it, am throwing it deep – Fanny
Oh yeah, this is going swimmingly.
Holy shitsnacks.
Tannyfanny: “Fuck it. I’m going deep.”
RIP Ratbirds.
Yup
I knew I read too many LAMAR! fluff pieces this week. Dammit.
Michael Bloomberg is like that uncle in Jewish families who comes into a lot of money and act like haughty pricks when they come over for Passover seder.
The Tits are one confident group.
First 4th and 1 stop v. BAL all season? Yeah, that’ll puff one up.
/and now THAT
Confident tits are best tits
So far, they seem to have reason to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf4naR0r8Yg
Titans are playing great D right now. I havent seen any answers from the ravens. It’s going to be on Jackson to throw it. Wonderful stuff.
if you’re gonna beat the Ratbirds, you have to out-physical them. Tits are capable of such.
They seem capable indeed. I underestimated them. They’re missing a big run defending starter too I think. LB or S? They should still be called the Oilers though.
I did not deserve a bonus pill today, but I took it anyway.
Deserve’s got nuthin’ to do with it.
“It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man’s playoff hopes. Take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.”
“Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.”
“We all got it coming, kid.”
It’s your third day of playoff football gift to yourself!
Playoff season is kind of a Hanukkah of sorts!
Right about now is where I regret cutting the cord
Yeah, some days you wanna be attached to your mother for life.
Just do it, she was a bitch anyways – Rodgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlePdK57N7M