Welcome back as always Pigskinheads! Are you ready for more? Of course you are. Will we get another glorious upset like we did yesterday? I simply did not see Sillycuse winning over UVA-I mean, I saw it but I didn’t see it. Makes sense? No? If Seattle beats the Packers could anyone that closely watches the sport really call it that? I’m squarely in the “NO!” corner.
TO THE GAME!
Texans/Chiefs:
-The first time that these guys played this year Houston bounced around a Mahomes that was battling an ankle ouchie. If they’re relying on him to make bone-headed plays like Josh Allen did last week in order to win I don’t think it’ll happen.
-As a matter of hoohaw, Kermit has graded out as the top performing qb the last 3 weeks of the regular season.
-You’d think that Tyreek and Kelce will run free all day because opposing qb’s average 281 yards passing but keep an eye on Damien “Bad Seed” Williams. The Texans are 8th worst in yards per carry defended and the lousiest against rb’s catching the ball out of the backfield.
-KC slowly morphed into a well-rounded team as the season went on and the D (under Steve “Spags” Spagnoulo) started getting pressure from the ends. If you recall his work with the Giants D in 2016, he likes to funnel everything to the middle of the field and let the safties and lb’s clean up. It’s simple but it works. Qb Watson had 2.6 seconds to throw last week but I don’t see that happening again.
Prediction Time! The Texans are exposed to the tune of 35-13.
Put ‘er there, partner! And by ‘there’, I mean down below, in words and pics.
Watch a very special episode of Retard Doctor, tonight on CBS.
“Now hear me out… what if it was, like, Doogie Howser… but, like… opposite Doogie Howser?”
How’s ‘er Doogie?
NETWORK EXEC: So he’s a doctor, and a retard. What’s the hook?
PRODUCER: He’s also a practicing snake handler.
oh, that’s THE GOOD STUFF
Nice follow-on to watching Retard Coach, being aired as we speak.
We already have Retard Cop
It’s just called Cops
Are there any HOF coaches w/o a SB?
Little guy by the name of Vince Lombardi, ever heard of him?
/Technically has no Lombardi trophies
Do pre-SB NFL championships count? Because I don’t think George Halas or Curly Lambeau ever won a Super Bowl.
Yeah, that would be the spirit of the question, so I should rephrase, w/o a League championship
Jim Thorpe
Marv Levy
To quote WC Fields when his airplane crash landed in a rice paddy in China, and he stepped off the plane and was confronted by a bunch of coolies running around and jabbering in Chinese:
“Is this Kansas City Kansas or Kansas City Missouri”
That 2002 SF win was the Giants botched long snap, wasn’t it? Glorious event
Seems like 60% of the coaches around the League talk about their fondness of/friendship with Andy Reid. One never hears such stories about Buttchinski.
He’ll always be Stuttering Bill to me.
This is the most improbable apron I’ve ever seen.
Props to this Chefs defense for not losing their cool after that Q1.
Let’s be honest, it wasn’t the HOU offense that made that score happen, it was HOU special teams.
“A big comeback? (Takes long cigarette drag.) Tell me about it.”
-World weary Missouri all you can eat buffet employee.
I had a piece of bread for breakfast at 6:30 am and have been on a boat/in the water/driving home since then with no food. I don’t get seasick, but I do get that thing where you’re on land and it feels like you’re still on a boat, so while I don’t really mind, everything is kinda moving around right now. This is an ideal time to start drinking, yes?
ALWAYS take advantage of “cheap drunk” scenarios
Houston needs three TDs with XPs and no further scores by KC in order for them to win. Nope, ain’t gonna happen. The Shaun serves up a pick six soon.
Romo is right, TN a much tougher matchup for KC
oh yeah, re-run of the “Mariota TD pass to Mariota” classic
It pains me so much to see fans of Kansas City experience any sort of joy whatsoever.
Either they’ll lose to Tannehill at home or to SF, GB or Seattle in the Super Bowl. Bear the pain!
Was really hoping to see their SB drought go to the full 50 year mark.
I had MUCH more trouble with those lucky-assed fluke World Series teams.
According to Romo earlier in the broadcast, O’Brien spent all week trying to instill pride in his team by telling them everyone was calling this for the Chiefs. Looks like his plan backfired, and his team bought into the conventional wisdom.
..and Kansas City earns the push by themselves for the Over/Under.
thinking on it, it occurs to me that as frustrating as the first 30+ years of my Patriots fandom was, at least the last 18 years or so were a reasonable payoff. But as my second-favorite team for the last 40+ years, the Houston NFL team has been even more fucking infuriating; it’s like rooting for the Lions of the AFC South (or AFC Central, back in the Oiler days).
And the “trade all my picks to keep from getting fired/no GM” chickens will be coming home to roost.
Gee, that must be rough.
Yeah, first world problems for sure.
It’s times like this some asshole coach would yell at the defense that what will keep them in this game is PRIDE. And then that asshole coach would drive home drunk and masturbate to his high school yearbook.
I have family in the house tonight. Instead of letting Mom stand around prepping and cooking and then cleaning all day, I told her no. I’ll go get something and bring it back. They decided on Bojangles chicken.
So I go and order a shitload of chicken.
The girl working the counter says (wait for it)…
I’m short on legs, can I give you two breasts?
Do I make the joke or do I not?
(I did not)
((But I really wanted to))
NEVAR look gift white meat in teh mouth
Also, Houston now really ded I see.
I hope you at least waggled your eyebrows.
It was an abbreviated facepalm.
brb gotta watch this on repeat
https://mobile.twitter.com/xmasape/status/1216494644923699201
Fat Andy being smart with Kelce, too. Don’t risk next week.
I get home, rinse and hang my gear, settle in with a nice glass of wine and some popcorn to what looks from the score to be a ripping match, AND THE DAMN THING IS ON CBS.
OK, BOOMER NETWORK
No one sells excitement like Jim Nantz
yahoo sports app works, for free.
Honey Badger ain’t catch!
I don’t know about this one. Movies franchises going to TV always leave a bad taste in my mouth.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/cbs-gives-series-commitment-to-silence-of-the-lambs-spin-off/ar-BBYSzXu?ocid=spartanntp
Well, it ain’t Hannibal, and if it ain’t Hannibal, I don’t give a damn
Sitting next to a dog at the bar. Best bar patron ever
48-31 and counting. Imagine if this were in warmer weather, or a dome.
I can’t believe this person scored a touchdown
What does JJ think of the TD though? Haven’t seen him yet
I fear that in a horrifying reversal of what is typical for the Chiefs, instead of using up all their luck in the regular season, they *saved* it all for the playoffs. The stars are aligning to give them a golden opportunity to win the whole thing.
pretty tasty “contrast of styles” in the AFC title match
I’d love for the Titans to make a game of it, but I won’t get my hopes up, even for a second. I feel like this KC team has well and truly exorcised its playoff demons.
Neither KC, Tenn, or HOU will beat the NFC champ. Unless the NFC champ is Green Bay.
Think the Tomsulas’ DL against the Tits’ power running game is the most intriguing chess match. Though anyone against the Chefs would be interesting, too.
Whoever on KC just dumped beer all over their own helmet in celebration is my new hero
Looked like #72, Eric Fisher
Nailed it. That was brilliant.
Stone Cold!
It was SO GOOD.
Nice to know Sandman had a post Wrestling career.
White Russian Legsweep is one of the dumbest finishers ever
I’ve never seen a team give up with a 24 point lead before
Maybe they watched the Tis-Pats and Tits-Ratbirds and decided they would rather not be embarrassed by the former Houston team on their own field next week.
BELLDOZER!!!
The turning point of this game was when the Texan defender who was covering Kelce (Jones?) got hurtin the 2nd qtr.
No, the turning point of this game was when they got on the plane in Houston and flew to KC.
Considering how many points have already been scored in this game, I guess it’s possible to say that it’s still not over. My fellow Pats fans would call me blasphemer, but I must say these AFC playoffs have been a lot better with them jumping on Mercedes-Benzes in Beverly Hills than being featured in playoff games on the television.
(sigh) Shut up and take my money, CBS Streaming Service.
I won’t give the NFL or cbs my money, so I’m on a questionable stream
Patrick Stewart had me in your camp, but Jeri Ryan as a sassy-snarky Seven of Nine won me over.
Johnathan Frakes has aged surprisingly well.
When you reach the max level…
Why is Downey Jr. doing Dr. Doolittle? He should be set for life with playing Iron Man for a dozen years.
Drugs aren’t free.
Why is there a dragon in Dr. Doolittle?
Maybe Dr. Doolittle is the vanity project he always wanted to do or they probably told him he’ll get 15% of the box office take.
Either that or his kids saw Dr. Doolittle 3 and cried because they were disappointed. Its personal.
Yeah, an homage to his hero Rex Harrison in the original, back in the 60s (which I saw in the theater when it was released).
So is this worse than 28-3?
I don’t know, but if KC blows this after the Texans initially blew I’ll laugh my ass off.
Well, 24-0 is only one point less of a deficit. Epic own-dick-stepping-on by Houston.
Please don’t call it a fumble you assholes
At this rate the team formally known as the Dallas Texans will be hosting the team formally known as the Houston Oilers after beating the Houston Texans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
“¡Dios mío, esto es un baño de sangre!” – Ocupantes de la Misión Alamo
What’s the score of this game if O’Brien doesn’t call that dumb fake punt?
24-34
friendly fire!
Put away the flags, you zebra penises
Balls search term??
I guess at this point all I can say is Go Titans.
Chiefs treating this game like a mario speedrun
I liked this game better when that guy was dropping everything
I haven’t seen a unit in red march over their opponent like this since the Scottish Highlanders at Waterloo.
+Une Marseillaise
Can get 10.5 to 1 on the 500s to win now!
/put $13 down for reverse jinxing
This is turning into the shitshow I imagined but was momentarily distracted from due to the 1st quarter Texans performance. Should have fucking known better.