If you’ll recall, last week we did a theme on “Red” in honour of the Superb Owl participants, and also hate week.
This week, everyone seems to still be sad and hungover with no moar fitbawl to look forward to. So this week we’re doing “Blue”.
And since I don’t have much to talk about… At least nothing that wouldn’t get me into trouble in some way, shape or form… Let’s just get right to it, shall we?
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Sports To Give You The Blues 2Nite
NBA
- Toronto @ Indiana – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Portland @ Utah – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NHL
- Minnesota @ Dallas – 8:00pmEST – TV: NHLN
NCAA BB
- Harvard @ Yale – 5:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Davidson @ VCU – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Kent State @ Northern Illinois – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Niagra @ Manhattan – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- (9)Maryland @ (20)Illinois – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Central Michigan @ Buffalo – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- South Alabama @ Troy – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
NCAA Hockey
- St. Cloud State @Colorado College – 9:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
Soccer – 2020 CONCACAF Women’s Qualifying
- USA vs Mexico – 10:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
There’s also a shitload of figure skating on NBCSN all night, with a little freestyle skiing thrown in for good measure. That could be worth a laugh or two.
(sorry, but this made me laffy waffy)
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Going Blue
A few lasses to help your blues.
Enjoy…
I could easily make a “Blue Balls” joke of course. But I’m not that petty or desperate. At least not THIS week.
Wait, maybe I spoke too soon…
(yep, still funny)
The Post-Fitbawl Blues will pass. Probably.
Have a good weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Actually been fucking around with this one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDKJWISyois
Been working on a cover of this one for awhile. Gets a tad bit high for me but I’m making it work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9mJ69Tqh84
Seems appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8UcpmUQkNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iz0KnL3d2A
Love that fuckin song. Chris Isaak is goddamn awesome.
Ah, sweet, delicious drunkeness. I’ve missed you.
Fuck you. All of you. Especially the egg yolk.
Don’t taze me bro.
You watching me Moose?
Oh, sorry man.
Freakin me out man.
Don’t Braise me bro – Beef Tenderloin
Just you wait!
– Hobo Jim
It’ll get better when he move down south.
Klobes Knows!
Slow Sports night. In Canadia I have S Alabama v Troy on TSN.
Women’s soccer?
Canadian game is over, we qualified. I can’t get a good stream for Sexi Mexi futbol or I would.
Meanwhile somewhere in Edmonton….
I would believe it up there.
Like I said, the flames are blowing it because they angered the hockey Gods with their shameful assistance captain.
Bad day at work?
WHO DOES THAT?
Birmingham Barracudas, Memphis Maniax, Sacramento Gold Miners, Las Vegas Posse, Baltimore Stallions.
My husband has a Birmingham Stallions seat cushion.
That was USFL
Probably the sweetest set of clavicles I’ve ever seen on a woman… Wowza!
HOT CLAVICLE ACTION!
I guess I should have known that was a thing.
While I have seen a headshot and squirt happen at roughly the same time, it never looked like this.
Well, when you are upside down on the couch.
Anybody got a CO2 fire extinguisher? Moose be on fire tonight.
holy fuck
That is like a bizarro Gary Larsen cartoon…. still snickering.
What kills me is that those look like the muzzles of a couple of my own dogs, past and present.
I notice that ummm…. You left out the yes or no about penis insertion. Just saying.
The surgeon fixed it up almost like new.
Her right breast understands the gravity of this situation.
Don’t make me Pam Grier GIF you, PAL.
I FUCKING DARE YOU TO PAM GRIER ME, COWARD!
[unzips]
GIS has some quirks.
RIP to the best bare-assed piano player in the world.
Alamodome Farms remembahs.
Biden is looking to be at about a 7 on the Al Davis scale
Glad Chris Christy won’t be in it.
“It’s like I don’t even exist.”
-Chris Stein
Who?
Oh, yeah, that guy.
Given the banner image, I really thought you would be talking more about cunnilingus.
God bless you, Moose.
Truly the epitome of a bouffant terrible person.
Carol has had it with your shit.
(P.S. the is a VERY deep cut.)
Two days before my 8th birthday!!
Your mom was hot.
Defenceman: [scores a goal]
Hockey Writers: “Is this a Norris Trophy winner?”
Sorry, but that is nightmare fuel.
Thank you.
She’s not running.
“Obviously a “Stand Your Ground” type.”
-guy not getting the ‘cutting’ joke thingy reference
I think I had to post this here at DFO the other day, for roughly the same reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08yNJNwIHrE
Vince might fall over dead mid-season, so there’s always that
Were presidential debate questions always this blatantly in bad faith, or is this a new thing?
“Soleimani was an evil piece of shit and I’m glad he’s dead. How would you, a huge pussy, have handled that with your shitty rainbows and communism?”
The great thing about Canada is that if reporters ask a loaded question it usually concerns the number of beers the politician had the night previous.
Better than two hours of Douglass’ blathering amirit
I remember it being bruited about after 9/11 that Gore would have pussied out unlike manly man GWB. Oh wait, that wasn’t a debate question. Sorry.
Gore would’ve kept reading that kids book for 4 minutes instead of 3, take that Libs
Stanley Kubrick was so boss!
It was an endless sea of equally wrong “Gore would have been too big a pussy to do anything about it!” and “Gore would have kept us out of an unwinnable war!” takes. Gore would have sucked, considerably less than the still worst president, but sucked all the same.
There was also “Dems can’t pick wars; they get us in quagmires because their bleeding hearts need to “save” countries.”
That has worked out so well and truthfully this century!!
They STAYED in the wars tho!
In Flyera news, Flyers yesterday became the first team in NHL history to be shutout by 5 goals while taking 45+ shots, and giving up fewer than 20 shots. Truly, a momentous occasion. The powerhouse that pulled off that unlikely win? The worst team in the NHL not playing in a fast food pizza arena, The Empty Husk of The New Jersey Devils. Philly gets Washington tomorrow with Ovechkin looking to make history. Caps will lose by 10 because this season is the fuckery.
Your Flyera goaliera musta reallya suckera.
Boys. Girls. Them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4vla140LEM
BeerGuyRob has already tortured me with this. Now you’re gonna do it too????
Shit, sorry.
But Alexa!
Yup. She’s yummy.
The XFL starts tomorrow. That’s kind of football.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQXZ91HD1hA
Admissible in administrative hearings!
Hell, Sharky started a fantasy league.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnGIvzPihl0