Financial Fair Play – Still Crazy After All These Years

I have spoken/ranted on this topic before – FFP makes NCAA enforcement seem equitable and reasonable.  The people who “watchdog” over things are basically the same type of shitmonkey who took all those bribes to put a World Cup in the middle of a fucking desert.  With slave labour just DYING to make those stadia happen.

It’s topical again, because Man City are looking at (barring a successful appeal) a 2-year European ban.  Which is basically a “we are going to blow y’all up because we don’t like gate-crashers at our old money party.”  The hoots and hollers are coming from Liverpool supporters (all over Norway!), imagining back-to-back-to-back free rides to the Premiership title.

I am pissed off, despite the bone this throws Everton’s way.  The Toffees – 2nd best side in the League since Marco Silva’s sacking – would now be able to qualify for Shempions League (h/t DonT) by finishing this season in 5th.  Europa qualification might reach all the way down to 8th position.  My Blues could surely use the revenue and exposure.  But NOT at the expense of Lesser Footy cinching the noose even tighter around their closed shop.

You get two Sabado fixtures, both shite.  Burnley head to St. Mary’s in a battle of bottom feeders (7:30, NBCSN), while the assdick Kopites try to dodge a Norwich City banana skin (12:30, NBC).  I have given up any hope for a loss, until the Shite head to Goodison this Spring.  We can’t stop them winning the Prem, but we CAN keep them from matching Arsenal’s “Invincibles.”

Seriously, those Gooners were pretty damned special.

Lots of Championship action at 10:00, including Litre’s Mighty Whities home to Barnsley.  I reckoned it would be the streaming option (ESPN+), but that’s Luton Town at Boro.  Bummer.

What am I gonna watch?  Comintern FC (Union Berlin) hosting the aspirins (9:30, FS…Deportes only??)  YOU ASSHOLES.  Oh wait, my cable gets that channel now.  HUZZAH!!  I enjoy watching Lesser Footy en espanol.  Es bueno.  Germany’s Bundesliga has a bukkake of competitors for the crown this season.  Very enjoyable, plus you can laugh at how Jurgen Klinsmann imploded with Berlin’s capitalist pig-dog side (Hertha, who could even slip into relegation danger).

No great Eye-Tie action until 2:30, when Roma take on Atalanta (ESPN+), but it’s fun to gamble on anyway.  Poor SPAL.  🙁

Sunday is a bit better, with NBCSN double-dipping into Spurs/Villa (9:00) and those now-quite-vincible Gooners taking on the Barcodes (11:30).  Can we dub this the “Classic British Dentistry” Derby?  And don’t sleep on Newcastle still maybe going down.  ALL of the 11th-20th ranked squadrons in the Table are realistic relegation candidates.  Arsenal are in 10th only by goal differential…but one presumes they are safe.

Fun bit of trivia – 13 of the 20 Premiership clubs have been outside the top division in the past decade (including one side – Leicester – with a championship trophy in that same time period).  Yep, that’s the modern-traditional “Big Six” (aka, the “Sky Five” plus Man City)…and plucky Everton.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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JustStopDude

I still can’t believe they used the seat that killed Hillary Swank for that photo shoot….

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BC Dick

Oh my. Women’s track on NBC. I will do the laundry, please.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Speaking of a fetish…..

BC Dick

Well, I know I can catch the laundry.

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Redshirt

Huh, never heard slang for masturbating before. Is that new?

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JustStopDude

This could be the TB medication I have been on for the last three months…but this XFL reboot has grown on me.

The officiating seems pretty good. I’m liking some of these rule changes, and I love that the teams are made up of “never made its” as opposed to guys who just sucked in the NFL.

Though it’s weird to see a successful football team in DC….

Redshirt

Its lightyears better than XFL 1.0. If they can last the whole season with the ratings and attendance holding, they’ll be okay. It was fun putting McGloin in front of the camera after every fuckup so you could see the implosion in real time.

JustStopDude

The only thing I haven’t liked was the hearing the mike during the injury last week.

Other than that….everything has been out of the park.

Redshirt

Seattle Dragons can’t use Seattle Seahawks’ 12th Man Flag because they need to have an attendence of at least 12.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

She seems ice.

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Angry bald pussy.

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Rebuttal.

Horatio Cornblower

Anyone here got a fetish for hot blondes crying over hot sauce? HAVE I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeUFrZtKkn8

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well NOW I DO…… this is going to cost another $500, you fucker.

Redshirt

I see you took my request for “hot blondes crying over hot sauce” quite literally.

BC Dick

If you want to cover her in hot sauce and slowly lick it off you get to be a romantic and a psychopath at the same time.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

When I was younger an experiment with guacamole went awry when there was to much hot sauce in it and apparently certain tissue are also sensitive to the burning of pepper……

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’ve posted several of these in the past and thought I was the only one. I can never make it to the end of the Charlize Theron episode.

Horatio Cornblower

Just finished this and Jurnee Smollet-Bell is a monster. Plowed right through the last wing.

Redshirt

XFL Sideline Reporter: “Coach? You’re leading 27-0 with 1:45 to go. Why did you go for a 3-point Conversion?”
DC Head Coach: “Because I couldn’t go for four.”

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Horatio Cornblower

Hey, Senor Weaselo and tWBS, youse guys like the hot sauce, right?

My guy here in northeast CT, (or more properly, “the part of CT without the money”), ships all over to anyone who’s willing to buy. I just bought a bunch of his horseradish and mustards at the Farmer’s Market, (because I’m a libtard queer, you see), and he had a new hot one he calls “Elephant Deterrent”. Naturally I had to try it and now I’m sweating from the top of my head and my eyes hurt.

Found a pretty picture
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Maybe a repeat is on order; especially since there is no DFOmmentary or betting rage going on.

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BC Dick

Yep. Always worth a replay.
I ate a weed gummy and I’m watching women’s curling with some rye, beer, and both bbq and salt n vinegar kettle chips. Life is good today.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No shit! A combination worthy of a king!

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BC Dick

Holy lord that’s erotic.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Indeed; she needs to charge for it.

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Horatio Cornblower

Joe Mixon would have handled that differently.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Look at her; she know how to use leverage with her ‘solid base’; Joe probably would have got his ass kicked. Also I just noticed the guy by the soda machine who is laughing so hard he is about to throw up.

Redshirt

2 out of 10; Pushes opponent from behind. Does not let opponent get back up. Would not bang.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Exactly! Take advantage of your opponent’s weaknesses!

BC Dick

You don’t get a choice with her

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If you don’t get hard; it’s REALLY going to hurt.

BC Dick

He got the best seat in the house. Nothing beats a front row seat to hilarious public mayhem.

BC Dick

I wouldn’t even consider shitting you. Kings wish. I haven’t worried about my brother murdering me since I consumed him in the womb.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I just need to go out and get bbq and salt n vinegar kettle chips to get this menu in my house, so no need to suspend belief on my part.

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BC Dick

Some hot lady curling action going on today. The grips they must have from all that sweeping.

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I don’t mean “wanking motion” I just mean wanking.

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Rodent Crucifixion.

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Ain’t love Grande?

It’s been a while since we have had to say “Keep fuckin’ that chicken.”

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Redshirt

Is that still considered “docking”?

NSFW
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking&page=4

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Horatio Cornblower

Finally, a Trail of Tears I can get behind.

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And a yard sale.

Horatio Cornblower

I only started rooting for them 4-5 years ago, so that was like a story from Greek mythology to me.

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litre_cola

I mentioned em last week. They really were amazing.

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GO BRONCOS!!

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Horatio Cornblower

‘Sir? Sir! You forgot your gun!”

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It’s Denver; she knows it’s a fake.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That was a flinch that a cocked gun may discharge when dropped. EVERYBODY here goes to the range.

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a cocked gun may discharge

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Also it doesn’t seem to phase the eating of M&Ms…..

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Do you take your coffee enema with cream? Sugar?

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litre_cola

Scene Hippo wedding prep:
“Can we please use your friends real names? I mean do you really call a guy Colonoscopy?”
“Well babe, I have known these guys for years but never met them. This wedding will be full of wild cards”
“What? Well at least there is this guy, what is Don T’s last name?”
“Dunno, just know he is Puerto Rican”

This is how hippo finds out if she is a trumper.

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Cupid.

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scotchnaut

“You need to get CLOSER TO THE HEART.”

-Rush

Horatio Cornblower

“Now let’s try it with a .44!”

Horatio Cornblower

“Nor did she evince concern with/opinions of any election.”

More and more I believe that this is a best case scenario. Not informed? Don’t fucking vote.

bk109

You can’t get jury duty if you’re in front of the jury! XD

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Horatio Cornblower

I have absolutely represented a relative of this guy.

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Horatio Cornblower

Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse. In the mall.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She’s fine…. and maybe a bit smarter now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Those cuts will heal quickly.

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Still huge in Japan.

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Not the first time she’s been terrified by a similar shape popping out.

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I know the mismatches; she loves something you hate, a show, a team, that is not important. If you share a love for an activity/ hobby/ practice, it can overcome just some subjective shit you have in your mind.

scotchnaut

That cat has seen some things you’d never believe.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Believe?!? It’s in my search history.

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Horatio Cornblower

“Uh, ma’am? I’m over 50. You an go ahead and ahead and put four of those back. Ok, 5.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“I do need a tissue, though.”

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Just make sure and use a coaster at her house.

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*Mr. Hippo’s same position when receiving lady guests.

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So I inhaled deeply.

scotchnaut

“But Pam’s old chair doesn’t really get me and that’s why I eventually broke it off.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did it watch This is Us?

scotchnaut

It thought the show was divan.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Let’s couch this comment for now.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

There’s a brand of modular furniture called Lovesac. I want to buy some, if only so I could tell guests to feel free to sit on my Lovesac.

Oh, how I’d laugh.

litre_cola

Lovesac. What someone with a lisp sings Karaoke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

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Col. Duke LaCross

I own one, it’s just a super-expensive foam bean bag chair. They’re a local company here in Salt Lake.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sounds like when I get out of my truck on a warm day.

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Horatio Cornblower

Gary Oldman couldn’ve retired on that role and been just as revered.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He is one weirdo actor that I’ve enjoyed in most roles, even is the movie/ writing is less than good.

litre_cola

Fuck everything. Weekend ruined.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Hippo finding love with a lady that likes This is Us is truly Darkest Timeline.

Which means it will happen.

scotchnaut

“Elizabeth Warren? Is that the new show on HBO? Is it any good?”

-Hippo’s new crush

scotchnaut

/We were seriously under-manned at work this week so long-time office guy (me) had to be warehouse guy for a few days. Twenty years ago it was a walk in the park, this week I had trouble getting up the stairs at the end of the day.

/Reading The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi-it’s a dystopia-fest where corporations the likes of Monsanto and ADM are the most powerful in the world. There’s no more oil and ‘generipping’ has created ‘megadonts’ (elephant-like creatures that do the work of engines) and artificial fruits/vegetables that cause world-wide plagues. The titular character is a ‘New People’, a bio-engineered assistant/secretary/plaything that is abandoned in Bangkok. Some passages of what she goes through are hard to read but it’s a very interesting book.

bk109

There’s no more oil and ‘generipping’ has created ‘megadonts’ (elephant-like creatures that do the work of engines)

Is the rest of the world building this lazy and stupid, or just the initial setup? I’m all for suspending disbelief, but when your book’s starting position is NO MOAR OIL, SO LET’S MAKE ANIMotors?

scotchnaut

I’ve not described it well, they aren’t literal motors.

bk109

Ah, sorry, I’m just gotten a bit jaded when it comes to lazy and formulaic world-building (the curse of Kindle is that you can’t leaf through a book to see if it’s shite or not beyond a couple of curated spots 😀 )

bk109

Canuckistani Brake Repair:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqx4PW4l9iY

scotchnaut

He totally Letterkenny’d the voice over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE

rockingdog

Found a funny:
my kids: dad will you make us some grilled cheese?

me: how did you even find me? there’s like 12 bars in this town

litre_cola

Westboro Baptists will be torn between their love of Fox and love of unborn spermatozoa.

Fronkenshteen

Speaking of abortions, the DFO/XFL Fantasy League is alive and kicking!

I wish I hadn’t said that.

/ srsly set yr lineups if you’re still interested

litre_cola

Hi my name is Litre and I pay for misery. Should the club I am a member win today? Yes. Will they? No.

See Fulham Football Club playing last place Barnsley. Where the hell is Barnsley anyway.

bk109

From Discount Off-brand Sheffield,why ya ask?

litre_cola

And Fulham gives up a penalty

litre_cola

Ex Fulham player Woodrow scored too.

bk109

I married a ManUre supporter, mate… If the person’s worth it, you’ll overlook genocide or EVEN wrong TV and sports fandom!

litre_cola

My wife was a rugby player and BC Dick is a large individual, I feared them both during courting. Then BC Dick and I went out and got stoned and been friends ever since and I married his sister.

BC Dick

Don’t get too comfortable.

bk109

Again… just let the power of the boner guide ya through these trying times. Hell, I use the same power to guide me through wifey’s weekly watching Grey’s uhhhhhhnatomy 😀

scotchnaut

You know what they say, “Chicks Dig Retards”.

nomonkeyfun

Just ask Gerald.

bk109

…uhhhh, Doctor Retard? I’m scared to ask, but… that’s not a real thing… right?

litre_cola

Autistic Doogie Howser.

bk109

…uhhh… wut?

bk109

I googled some trailers for it… Wow, just … wow

bk109

Eh, I’d still pick him over one of the “doctors” in wifey’s TV shoz is like 4 foot tall. At least the very speshul Doctor doesn’t need a jetpack to look over his next malpractice suit’s plaintiff…

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Horatio Cornblower

Dude, buy two TVs.

herodotus450

You can put me down as a reference:
“To whom it may concern:
Hippo is definitely not a Lizard person, and when he dies of “natural causes” I will only require 10% of the life insurance policy to keep my mouth shut.
Yours Forever,
X”

bk109

Btw, in case footy isn’t enough for ya pervosaurs, I heartily recommend a quick EFAP break:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBAUWShQpOI

Horatio Cornblower

I’m in my “office”, (which has the big teevee, a couple of computers, the Xbox, and a shit-ton of books.

My wife finishes cleaning the kitchen floor and tells me not to come out until it’s dry.

Okee-dokee.

bk109

I hope you remembered to get a bucket of water to keep things from drying? 😀

bk109

Afternoon ya nutters, how’s it shakin’? 😀

bk109

Weathering a second winter storm in a week and staying sober as fuck, ’cause if need be they’ll be calling up some of the reservists (again)
Edit: I’m one of the “regularly lucky” ones, ’cause I come as a packaged deal with some really useful kit that’s rather nifty in shitty days like this 😀

bk109

Nah, those are in Sweden, mate 😀 … Here I only have a proper off-roader (as in you can drive it up to its roof in water and it’ll still be good), thermal cameras, scuba gear… and … a certain whirly bird (unfortunately without a rescue hoist)

bk109

Oy, that’s offensive! Sinn Fein’s a “totally different” entity than the IRA… Also thanks, lol, but I think FF and FG would rather go for a coalition government than let Sinn Fein have at it. Either way, it’s gonna be a fun one for each side to try and get at least 81 firm votes, lol

litre_cola

How can my son get up an hour before futbol starts when there is an 8 hour time change?

Dearest Hippo, The Westest Brom plays The Robin Hoods this morning in C’ship ackshun. T’will be a good ‘un.

litre_cola

Yes, but bet on Leeds and West Brom so that reverse juju happens.

litre_cola

Baggies goal Hippo. Reverse juju. I do think the Baggies will get auto promoted and it is a battle for the next 2 promotions.