I have spoken/ranted on this topic before – FFP makes NCAA enforcement seem equitable and reasonable. The people who “watchdog” over things are basically the same type of shitmonkey who took all those bribes to put a World Cup in the middle of a fucking desert. With slave labour just DYING to make those stadia happen.
It’s topical again, because Man City are looking at (barring a successful appeal) a 2-year European ban. Which is basically a “we are going to blow y’all up because we don’t like gate-crashers at our old money party.” The hoots and hollers are coming from Liverpool supporters (all over Norway!), imagining back-to-back-to-back free rides to the Premiership title.
I am pissed off, despite the bone this throws Everton’s way. The Toffees – 2nd best side in the League since Marco Silva’s sacking – would now be able to qualify for Shempions League (h/t DonT) by finishing this season in 5th. Europa qualification might reach all the way down to 8th position. My Blues could surely use the revenue and exposure. But NOT at the expense of Lesser Footy cinching the noose even tighter around their closed shop.
You get two Sabado fixtures, both shite. Burnley head to St. Mary’s in a battle of bottom feeders (7:30, NBCSN), while the assdick Kopites try to dodge a Norwich City banana skin (12:30, NBC). I have given up any hope for a loss, until the Shite head to Goodison this Spring. We can’t stop them winning the Prem, but we CAN keep them from matching Arsenal’s “Invincibles.”
Seriously, those Gooners were pretty damned special.
Lots of Championship action at 10:00, including Litre’s Mighty Whities home to Barnsley. I reckoned it would be the streaming option (ESPN+), but that’s Luton Town at Boro. Bummer.
What am I gonna watch? Comintern FC (Union Berlin) hosting the aspirins (9:30, FS…Deportes only??) YOU ASSHOLES. Oh wait, my cable gets that channel now. HUZZAH!! I enjoy watching Lesser Footy en espanol. Es bueno. Germany’s Bundesliga has a bukkake of competitors for the crown this season. Very enjoyable, plus you can laugh at how Jurgen Klinsmann imploded with Berlin’s capitalist pig-dog side (Hertha, who could even slip into relegation danger).
No great Eye-Tie action until 2:30, when Roma take on Atalanta (ESPN+), but it’s fun to gamble on anyway. Poor SPAL. 🙁
Sunday is a bit better, with NBCSN double-dipping into Spurs/Villa (9:00) and those now-quite-vincible Gooners taking on the Barcodes (11:30). Can we dub this the “Classic British Dentistry” Derby? And don’t sleep on Newcastle still maybe going down. ALL of the 11th-20th ranked squadrons in the Table are realistic relegation candidates. Arsenal are in 10th only by goal differential…but one presumes they are safe.
Fun bit of trivia – 13 of the 20 Premiership clubs have been outside the top division in the past decade (including one side – Leicester – with a championship trophy in that same time period). Yep, that’s the modern-traditional “Big Six” (aka, the “Sky Five” plus Man City)…and plucky Everton.
I still can’t believe they used the seat that killed Hillary Swank for that photo shoot….
Oh my. Women’s track on NBC. I will do the laundry, please.
Speaking of a fetish…..
Well, I know I can catch the laundry.
Huh, never heard slang for masturbating before. Is that new?
This could be the TB medication I have been on for the last three months…but this XFL reboot has grown on me.
The officiating seems pretty good. I’m liking some of these rule changes, and I love that the teams are made up of “never made its” as opposed to guys who just sucked in the NFL.
Though it’s weird to see a successful football team in DC….
Its lightyears better than XFL 1.0. If they can last the whole season with the ratings and attendance holding, they’ll be okay. It was fun putting McGloin in front of the camera after every fuckup so you could see the implosion in real time.
The only thing I haven’t liked was the hearing the mike during the injury last week.
Other than that….everything has been out of the park.
Seattle Dragons can’t use Seattle Seahawks’ 12th Man Flag because they need to have an attendence of at least 12.
She seems ice.
https://twitter.com/zoidbergquotes/status/245906734319824896
Angry bald pussy.
Rebuttal.
Anyone here got a fetish for hot blondes crying over hot sauce? HAVE I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeUFrZtKkn8
Well NOW I DO…… this is going to cost another $500, you fucker.
I see you took my request for “hot blondes crying over hot sauce” quite literally.
If you want to cover her in hot sauce and slowly lick it off you get to be a romantic and a psychopath at the same time.
When I was younger an experiment with guacamole went awry when there was to much hot sauce in it and apparently certain tissue are also sensitive to the burning of pepper……
I’ve posted several of these in the past and thought I was the only one. I can never make it to the end of the Charlize Theron episode.
Just finished this and Jurnee Smollet-Bell is a monster. Plowed right through the last wing.
XFL Sideline Reporter: “Coach? You’re leading 27-0 with 1:45 to go. Why did you go for a 3-point Conversion?”
DC Head Coach: “Because I couldn’t go for four.”
Hey, Senor Weaselo and tWBS, youse guys like the hot sauce, right?
My guy here in northeast CT, (or more properly, “the part of CT without the money”), ships all over to anyone who’s willing to buy. I just bought a bunch of his horseradish and mustards at the Farmer’s Market, (because I’m a libtard queer, you see), and he had a new hot one he calls “Elephant Deterrent”. Naturally I had to try it and now I’m sweating from the top of my head and my eyes hurt.
Found a pretty picture
?v=1450841824
Maybe a repeat is on order; especially since there is no DFOmmentary or betting rage going on.
Yep. Always worth a replay.
I ate a weed gummy and I’m watching women’s curling with some rye, beer, and both bbq and salt n vinegar kettle chips. Life is good today.
No shit! A combination worthy of a king!
Holy lord that’s erotic.
Indeed; she needs to charge for it.
Joe Mixon would have handled that differently.
Look at her; she know how to use leverage with her ‘solid base’; Joe probably would have got his ass kicked. Also I just noticed the guy by the soda machine who is laughing so hard he is about to throw up.
2 out of 10; Pushes opponent from behind. Does not let opponent get back up. Would not bang.
Exactly! Take advantage of your opponent’s weaknesses!
You don’t get a choice with her
If you don’t get hard; it’s REALLY going to hurt.
He got the best seat in the house. Nothing beats a front row seat to hilarious public mayhem.
I wouldn’t even consider shitting you. Kings wish. I haven’t worried about my brother murdering me since I consumed him in the womb.
I just need to go out and get bbq and salt n vinegar kettle chips to get this menu in my house, so no need to suspend belief on my part.
Some hot lady curling action going on today. The grips they must have from all that sweeping.
I don’t mean “wanking motion” I just mean wanking.
Rodent Crucifixion.
Ain’t love Grande?
It’s been a while since we have had to say “Keep fuckin’ that chicken.”
ass to ass. ASS 2 ASS!!!!!
https://pethelpful.com/dogs/Why-do-dogs-get-stuck-together-when-breeding-2
Is that still considered “docking”?
NSFW
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking&page=4
I see how NEITHER OF Y’ALL GOONERS has appreciated my nod to your bestest of squadrons in my writeup. Should I just skip the trouble of future intros??
Finally, a Trail of Tears I can get behind.
And a yard sale.
I only started rooting for them 4-5 years ago, so that was like a story from Greek mythology to me.
/I have tried to live vicariously through mid-80s YouTube videos of Everton’s best and brightest (Trevor Steven is my favourite)
//yeah, it doesn’t quite suffice
I mentioned em last week. They really were amazing.
Man, I shoulda been watching the Frogs. Amiens took a 3-nil first half lead, then surrendered FOUR STRAIGHT to mighty PSG. Only to come back and get the equalizer at the death. 4-4, fin
GO BRONCOS!!
D-O-N-K-S!!!!
‘Sir? Sir! You forgot your gun!”
It’s Denver; she knows it’s a fake.
she was repulsed like he put his wee-wee on the counter, though
That was a flinch that a cocked gun may discharge when dropped. EVERYBODY here goes to the range.
a cocked gun may discharge
Also it doesn’t seem to phase the eating of M&Ms…..
From “Flight of the Conchords” downstream – YES, you can actually purchase Dave’s “mouse, fucking another mouse, that’s in a mousetrap” shirt.
No guarantee that Dave is right about “chicks LOVE it.”
Do you take your coffee enema with cream? Sugar?
I like my coffee the way I like my Presidents. BLACK.
/also not fascist
//not sure how “up the butt” alters the calculus
Scene Hippo wedding prep:
“Can we please use your friends real names? I mean do you really call a guy Colonoscopy?”
“Well babe, I have known these guys for years but never met them. This wedding will be full of wild cards”
“What? Well at least there is this guy, what is Don T’s last name?”
“Dunno, just know he is Puerto Rican”
This is how hippo finds out if she is a trumper.
This is completely plausible.
I just tried the “maybe I will just take (youngest kid) and my mom and go vote today” small talk, but she had no idea early voting had started. Nor did she evince concern with/opinions of any election.
Cupid.
“You need to get CLOSER TO THE HEART.”
-Rush
“Now let’s try it with a .44!”
“Nor did she evince concern with/opinions of any election.”
More and more I believe that this is a best case scenario. Not informed? Don’t fucking vote.
Also works for my sister-in-law, rabid fever swamp right-winger…but doesn’t want to get jury duty.
You can’t get jury duty if you’re in front of the jury! XD
see, THIS GUY can think in advance!
This would be dream lady, but I don’t believe in dressing cats. You SEE how those ears are back.
I have absolutely represented a relative of this guy.
Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse. In the mall.
She’s fine…. and maybe a bit smarter now.
Those cuts will heal quickly.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SVpw1KYh5mY
Still huge in Japan.
Not the first time she’s been terrified by a similar shape popping out.
I know the mismatches; she loves something you hate, a show, a team, that is not important. If you share a love for an activity/ hobby/ practice, it can overcome just some subjective shit you have in your mind.
That cat has seen some things you’d never believe.
Believe?!? It’s in my search history.
“Uh, ma’am? I’m over 50. You an go ahead and ahead and put four of those back. Ok, 5.”
“I do need a tissue, though.”
Really, I am just happy for an out that allows me not to jump in and get rejected for…you know, being me.
Just make sure and use a coaster at her house.
*Mr. Hippo’s same position when receiving lady guests.
So I inhaled deeply.
“But Pam’s old chair doesn’t really get me and that’s why I eventually broke it off.”
Did it watch This is Us?
It thought the show was divan.
Let’s couch this comment for now.
There’s a brand of modular furniture called Lovesac. I want to buy some, if only so I could tell guests to feel free to sit on my Lovesac.
Oh, how I’d laugh.
Lovesac. What someone with a lisp sings Karaoke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
I own one, it’s just a super-expensive foam bean bag chair. They’re a local company here in Salt Lake.
Sounds like when I get out of my truck on a warm day.
some Kraut Bananacakes on Fox Deportes
Gary Oldman couldn’ve retired on that role and been just as revered.
He is one weirdo actor that I’ve enjoyed in most roles, even is the movie/ writing is less than good.
Fuck everything. Weekend ruined.
Hippo finding love with a lady that likes This is Us is truly Darkest Timeline.
Which means it will happen.
“Elizabeth Warren? Is that the new show on HBO? Is it any good?”
-Hippo’s new crush
watch her be a Trump fan
/We were seriously under-manned at work this week so long-time office guy (me) had to be warehouse guy for a few days. Twenty years ago it was a walk in the park, this week I had trouble getting up the stairs at the end of the day.
/Reading The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi-it’s a dystopia-fest where corporations the likes of Monsanto and ADM are the most powerful in the world. There’s no more oil and ‘generipping’ has created ‘megadonts’ (elephant-like creatures that do the work of engines) and artificial fruits/vegetables that cause world-wide plagues. The titular character is a ‘New People’, a bio-engineered assistant/secretary/plaything that is abandoned in Bangkok. Some passages of what she goes through are hard to read but it’s a very interesting book.
Is the rest of the world building this lazy and stupid, or just the initial setup? I’m all for suspending disbelief, but when your book’s starting position is NO MOAR OIL, SO LET’S MAKE ANIMotors?
I’ve not described it well, they aren’t literal motors.
Ah, sorry, I’m just gotten a bit jaded when it comes to lazy and formulaic world-building (the curse of Kindle is that you can’t leaf through a book to see if it’s shite or not beyond a couple of curated spots 😀 )
Canuckistani Brake Repair:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqx4PW4l9iY
He totally Letterkenny’d the voice over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE
Also
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQgcHWqUwAEUj_Z?format=png&name=small
https://aiweirdness.com/post/170685749687/candy-heart-messages-written-by-a-neural-network
Found a funny:
my kids: dad will you make us some grilled cheese?
me: how did you even find me? there’s like 12 bars in this town
Fox Deportes also shows these XFL live abortions, it seems.
Westboro Baptists will be torn between their love of Fox and love of unborn spermatozoa.
Speaking of abortions, the DFO/XFL Fantasy League is alive and kicking!
I wish I hadn’t said that.
/ srsly set yr lineups if you’re still interested
Hi my name is Litre and I pay for misery. Should the club I am a member win today? Yes. Will they? No.
See Fulham Football Club playing last place Barnsley. Where the hell is Barnsley anyway.
From Discount Off-brand Sheffield,why ya ask?
And Fulham gives up a penalty
OF COURSE the one week I do nae have money on Barnsley…
/betting talisman, also the club that sold Future Captain and the player John Stones always thought he was Mason Holgate to the mighty Blues
Ex Fulham player Woodrow scored too.
I made acquiantance with a friend of a friend, who is going through a divorce somewhat similar to mine (these many years ago). She’s intelligent, witty, age-appropriate, and gorgeous.
Just found out she is big into golf and watches “This Is Us.”
NEVAR be tempted out of reclusehood, ye imaginary ppls.
I married a ManUre supporter, mate… If the person’s worth it, you’ll overlook genocide or EVEN wrong TV and sports fandom!
My wife was a rugby player and BC Dick is a large individual, I feared them both during courting. Then BC Dick and I went out and got stoned and been friends ever since and I married his sister.
Don’t get too comfortable.
I mean, genocide is one thing. But…This Is US???
Again… just let the power of the boner guide ya through these trying times. Hell, I use the same power to guide me through wifey’s weekly watching Grey’s uhhhhhhnatomy 😀
Introduce her to the Doctor Retard show??
You know what they say, “Chicks Dig Retards”.
made me think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qqB03bOQns
Just ask Gerald.
…uhhhh, Doctor Retard? I’m scared to ask, but… that’s not a real thing… right?
Autistic Doogie Howser.
…uhhh… wut?
called “The Good Doctor” IIRC. And it’s truly a thing.
I googled some trailers for it… Wow, just … wow
I mean…pretty sure I’d ask for another doctor. You know?
Eh, I’d still pick him over one of the “doctors” in wifey’s TV shoz is like 4 foot tall. At least the very speshul Doctor doesn’t need a jetpack to look over his next malpractice suit’s plaintiff…
Dude, buy two TVs.
You can put me down as a reference:
“To whom it may concern:
Hippo is definitely not a Lizard person, and when he dies of “natural causes” I will only require 10% of the life insurance policy to keep my mouth shut.
Yours Forever,
X”
Btw, in case footy isn’t enough for ya pervosaurs, I heartily recommend a quick EFAP break:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBAUWShQpOI
I’m in my “office”, (which has the big teevee, a couple of computers, the Xbox, and a shit-ton of books.
My wife finishes cleaning the kitchen floor and tells me not to come out until it’s dry.
Okee-dokee.
I hope you remembered to get a bucket of water to keep things from drying? 😀
aspirins get a fluke goal, draw level with Glorious Proletariat
Afternoon ya nutters, how’s it shakin’? 😀
Getting ready to watch communist Krauts play footy en espanol. What a country!
y tu?
Weathering a second winter storm in a week and staying sober as fuck, ’cause if need be they’ll be calling up some of the reservists (again)
Edit: I’m one of the “regularly lucky” ones, ’cause I come as a packaged deal with some really useful kit that’s rather nifty in shitty days like this 😀
get those tanks oiled up and ready!
Nah, those are in Sweden, mate 😀 … Here I only have a proper off-roader (as in you can drive it up to its roof in water and it’ll still be good), thermal cameras, scuba gear… and … a certain whirly bird (unfortunately without a rescue hoist)
he is…the most interesting man in Ireland
Also, congrats on the Car Bombers rising to power!
Oy, that’s offensive! Sinn Fein’s a “totally different” entity than the IRA… Also thanks, lol, but I think FF and FG would rather go for a coalition government than let Sinn Fein have at it. Either way, it’s gonna be a fun one for each side to try and get at least 81 firm votes, lol
LOLSaints
How can my son get up an hour before futbol starts when there is an 8 hour time change?
Dearest Hippo, The Westest Brom plays The Robin Hoods this morning in C’ship ackshun. T’will be a good ‘un.
another “root for the draw?”
Yes, but bet on Leeds and West Brom so that reverse juju happens.
should it also nae be “Robins Hood” – to be pedantic?
Baggies goal Hippo. Reverse juju. I do think the Baggies will get auto promoted and it is a battle for the next 2 promotions.