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Closing Out teh Futbol Season – In Shempy Style
The sportsball desert of June/July beckons. But first, we get one last event of consequence – a tasty Shempions final between Inter and PSG. …
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Lesser Footy Merde Platter
Because that’s what my mind is full of, and not just because the poop-loving Germans have sent a representative to the Shempions Final. It’s…
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David Moyes – An Appreciation (and Pep’s White Whale)
You might not have noticed it, given that it wasn’t broadcast on US teevee except en espanol (on TUDN, excellent as always), on a…
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PSG/Bayern – A Tale of Two…
Giant, prolapsed assholes. Sorry, we’s not supposed to use swears in the title line. But yeah, these two plastic squadrons are expected to win…
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Shempions Sixteen – A Mini-Primer
With the long, cold, hopeless winter/spring/summer ahead of us, one clings to every scintilla of decency that one can. Which brings me to our…
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Welcome to Everton, Arsenal
It ain’t get no better. In case you missed it, the Gooners laid a wet fart on Thursday night – one shot on target AT…
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The Gang Defecates on a Super Corpse
As y’all may have heard…we had Lesser Footy WWIII this past week. Of course, there are still fixtures this morning (Hammers/Chelski being the highlight,…
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Trolling FOAR Auction League Owners Open Thread
Hey it beats Trolling FOAR Cub Scouts ,, amirite?? Speak for yourself, Mister Man! – Marc T., Parts Unknown I am typing this up…
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Last Day of Lesser Flacco Eight Open Thread
Have you not been watching, on CBS All Access, pirate stream from Krygyzstan, and/or one of your teevee box’s espanol channels? Boy howdy, has…
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Shempions League Takes Charge
And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain – there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain…