OOOOOOOHHHH YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH, it’s time for the BOLTMAN Regional.

*femur drums fly open*

Incidentally I know exactly one of the banners’ authors beforehand, and naturally that one (mine) got fucking trounced. Well played, whoever wrote the other one. I can cross-reference, but it’s late and I don’t want to, and even if I did I wouldn’t say here what it would be.

Anyway, here’s today’s quartet o’ matchups.

48. “Maryland channeling their inner older, more mature Jesus by not going crazy at Temple.” vs. 10. “Fuck ‘A Star Is Born’: if I wanted to see a woman desperate to save her man from an alcohol fueled doom I’d put my wife and I on ‘Temptation Island.'”

18. “Now THAT’S some music to fuck your 13 year old cousin to!” vs. 2. “These goal posts are taking it like an NFL girlfriend lately.”

39. “Jesus gets a red. Where’s your VAR now?” vs. 51. “THIS JASON GARRETT, I CALL HIM HILLARY CLINTON BECAUSE HE TOOK WISCONSIN LIGHTLY AND IT’S GOING TO COST HIM A JOB”

62. “I feel it’s fitting that the final play in the Oakland Coliseum is of a Raider being hit in the face with a pass that it was really important for him to catch.” vs. 30. “I am going to get ahead of things here and insist that you cut off all contact with her immediately.”

And we’re above the word count, so go vote the things! And have a good weekend.