2020 Banner Madness, Day 6

Or, the bottom half of the BOLTMAN Regional. I don’t know what else to say, but let’s see what I have to do with the word count first.

15. “11 days to make it just one round—what are we, Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ belt?!” vs. 24. “French construction workers will always do better work than international terrorists.”

19. “Like an improvised rope made of bedsheets, Sharkbait’s banner held together long enough to strangle the competition.” vs. 4. “You Roughride long enough, you’re gonna end up with some Browns.”

41. “A friend of ours got married, for the 5th time, recently. When we saw the news my daughter said ‘One more and she’ll be Thanos.'” vs. 40. “I’ve had enough of condescending bodies of water. Get over yourself, Lake Superior.”

14. “To be fair, Gruden saw end of career Jerry Rice. Kind of like judging pie eating abilities of end of life Terri Schiavo.” vs. 3. “This game has had more fourth downs than a couple whose youngest child has trisomy 21”

Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.

A quick programming note because I can mention it now to make the word count: In the case of a tie, I will be the tiebreaking vote. Because otherwise I’m not gonna vote in the spirit of impartiality and fairness because I have the master list and all. And hey, someone’s gotta break the tie. I say this because it finally happened. Which matchup? You’ll all find out, don’t worry.

Anyway, vote for things today.

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Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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herodotus450

A banner comment about banner comments? Now I’ve seen everything.

Old School Zero

QAnon agents have seized #19 to test it for Epstein DNA.

blaxabbath

Wait — Tennessee got hit by tornados?

I don’t think they need federal support but they should pray about it.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“They can use paper towels to clean up a tornado, right?” – Question posted to FEMA during a West Wing briefing

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh did I say 0.732 I meant 0.667.

Gratliff

Feels like one of those things that will devastate the parts of the economy I barely know exists once the other foot comes down

theeWeeBabySeamus

A quick programming note because I can mention it now to make the word count: In the case of a tie, I will be the tiebreaking vote.

– Sincerely, Mike Pence’s Mom

LemonJello

This “tie” concept confuses Donovan McNabb.

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BC Dick

What a competition. French construction workers! Roughrides (all one word, unless you’re from Ottawa. It’s for a good reason! No one bitches about the tiger-cats, goddamnit!) The Great Lakes! My word, the Great Lakes!
I don’t understand either of the last two so I’m going to vote for both. One on my work computer and one on my phone which I’ve recently discovered works and is the reason only waterheads want online voting.