Are we all still alive? The first week of all this has been weird because I’ve been on Spring Break,
so I hadn’t planned on doing much anyway. All the closures have just meant that I’ve been hanging around the house generally being lazy.
Next week will be more of the same, except with a little gardening thrown in. “Zero hour” for me comes on March 30th when I’m “supposed” to return to work, even though all of the schools are “closed indefinitely”.
Thirteen people have died in total in Canada – 10 in BC, with 9 at the same senior’s facility three miles from my house. Simple solution – wash my hands. Simpler solution – don’t drive by there. Apparently, they’ve had traffic issues because of people’s morbid curiosity with wanting to “see the place”. Idiots. If we’re lucky, we escape this in a couple of months with that number staying below triple-digits.
Today’s good internet dog is this border collie who herded some baby ducks into a puddle.
a very good dog herding baby ducks into a puddle so they can frolic pic.twitter.com/SNtlF6giQE
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) March 18, 2020
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
Aside from ESPN2 running the “Ocho” programming all day, here are the highlights as chosen by me:
- WWE WrestleMania 30: 2014: From New Orleans – 7:00 PM | ESPN
- It was a quality event, noted for two highlight matches:
- Brock vs. The Undertaker
- A Daniel Bryan mini-gauntlet to the title.
- It was a quality event, noted for two highlight matches:
- Bob’s Burgers – 9:00 PM | FOX/ Global
- The family takes an unexpected road trip with Nat the limo driver.
- SOLD!
- The family takes an unexpected road trip with Nat the limo driver.
- The Walking Dead – 9:00 PM | AMC
- Michonne takes Virgil back to his mysterious island to reunite with his family. In exchange, Virgil promises weapons that could change the tide of the Whisperer War.
- Michonne’s last episode, if I read the previews correctly.
- I will say the last couple of episodes – The Whisperer’s War – have been very good. But not enough to redeem the series to the point where I will resume reviewing it.
- Michonne takes Virgil back to his mysterious island to reunite with his family. In exchange, Virgil promises weapons that could change the tide of the Whisperer War.
Hopefully, the week ahead brings you no misery. Toodles!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IatwoA00E0
“Lay Lady Lay” from the album Nashville Skyline by Bob Dylan. This song is famous for an accidentally moved microphone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhzEsb2tNbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHiaxet1y0U
Sorry – fell asleep.
Now, it’s off to bed!
You woke up to tell us you’re going to sleep?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChNQtNLroKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S72nI4Ex_E0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrhNPS4nbmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtGb0lQovZU
That’s a funny car, not a funny saying.
Dog is SMRT to wait for the cat alliance to break down.
the dog barely blinks
Helloooooooo nurse!
mommy . . .
I honestly can’t tell if that’s Al Pacino as Phil Spector, or a whited-up photo of Bill Cosby in a Spector wig.
Phil Spector is the real Godfather III
Eli Manning sure is enjoying retirement.
Somebody write something funny . . . it ain’t that late and you ain’t going anywhere
I have to go work in the morning, which means I have to get on public transit and catch corona with all the minimum-wagers scrubbing toilets and delivering food to privileged assholes from restaurants that pay their employees shit.
Now that’s the comedy gold I’m looking for! Tell me more.
I’m yelling at lawyers on Facebook before I go to bed.
Don’t do that, it just encourages them.
@Unsurprised: why do you read twitter? you seem to read things that are designed to anger you
It’s not the lateness that’s a problem for me, it’s the requirement to be funny.
Don’t sit there like a sphinx. Say something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaDoVAaqHaE
This wins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU
Ditto.
The perfect COVID isolation song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHqs8SffDo
You have my attention.
i posted that for you
Thanks baby!
Roy Moore wants to know where COVID-19 was when Obama was up for midterms.
This underaged joke is vastly under…… rated.
It’s my one Coronavirus joke I’m gonna make.
Trying to keep my wife and kids happy during this?
I’m sincerely trying to do the right things.
The cat and dog still like me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNWxM6hciBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShZlb1NX0Y0
Bitches, the Patriots are headed back to Hoyer Country
I am so waiting for us to suck out loud again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3afXXsJwYZo
I think I have this wrong, that’s not Aaron Rodgers in the pic with Mitch and Donnie is it?
If you liked my 8-minute time-lapse ride through all the L.A. freeways, then here’s the classic 8-minute film made by Claude Lelouch in 1976 driving through Paris early one Sunday morning. The visual is a complete single take. He had a camera attached to the bumper of his Mercedes; the audio is completely made in post-production using his other car, which was a Ferrari.
One of the greatest car movies ever: C’était un rendez-vous (“It Was A Date”)
https://vimeo.com/399771533
The route driven:
Read this.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0375760008/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=R21zaeesVGQ&feature=emb_logo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gbgmOnrE7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bYO-mm_MvM
The lesser known Airplane 3
Da Fuq is this thing?
An American breeding story (travesty).
Ok Im in. Poker?
PHRASING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EqnoEljHCw