Hello there imaginary friends.

No one needs to hear me talk this week.  So I’m not gonna.  Well not much at least.

For the most part it seems all of us are holding our own (no pun intended).  And I’m happy for that.  I wish all of you and yours the very best of course.  And I hope when all of this passes I’ll be able to see youse eye to eye again soon.

There are no sports to speak of so we’re just gonna skip that.  Oh wait, maybe I was wrong…

Nope I was right.  So no moar sports talk.  Yes part of that is because I’m lazy and want to take a nap.

That also means it’s a weird-ish theme this week.

But Let’s dance.

But HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!  HOW ‘BOUT A SONG????

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Something Random

Ooops, hang on…

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OK, sorry, I’m back.

As I was typing this out the phone rang.  Robocaller.  Thought once again I’d be stupid enough to give them my credit card information.  I always ask them certain questions.  Which questions I ask depends upon what mood I’m in.  But this time I asked where they were located?

Liar on my phone:  Atlanta, Georgia.

Me:  Hehehehe…. Now I gotcha I thought.  So I asked…. “What major Interstate Highway runs straight through Atlanta north to south?”

LOMP:  I don’t know that.

Me:  Then how do you get to work?  And do you think I’m stupid enough to give my financial information to some jerkoff who is in a calling center in Pakistan?  Get a real job.

LOMP:  Fuck you. [click]

I don’t know why I bother screwing with these people but it just amuses me.  When I can get them to curse me out?  Or lose their temper so much that they tell me they want to come fuck my wife or my daughter (happens more often than you’d think).  Well good luck with that dicknose.  I don’t have either.  I once had one tell me he was going to come fuck my mother.  I laughed because my mother would kill his ass in a heartbeat.

I’d actually kinda like to see that truth be told.

And yes, that is me on the right.  I’m working that ‘Fro goddammit.

But seriously, scams are ramping up.  Please remember that banks and credit card companies will not call and ask you for your information.  Guard yourselves against that.

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OK, Now Some Sexy

But sorry gents.   You guys can post girls in the comments of course..  But this week it’s one for the ladies.

Enjoy it Ladies…

OK, that’s not alright.  No one wants to see that.  Come on dude.

And of course Google now thinks I’m gay.

Have a nice weekend everyone.  Stay safe.

Love ya’s.

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