NFL News:
- The NHL reopening strategy has both MLB & the NFL contemplating how they will go forward.
- Baseball has pretty much planned out nothing to this point, but the “hub city” idea was their initial strategy for Florida & Arizona.
- Their latest strategy is to start on July 4, and that players would be paid on a sliding scale relative to their full salary.
- Because it would be an 82-game schedule, they are looking at a minimum 50% cut, with a proposal that that scale jumps to 75% for the top-tier players.
- Some compensation would be achieved by expanding the playoff format, enabling more players to qualify for postseason bonus clauses & game pay.
- They need MLBPA agreement by June 6 in order to make the July 4 deadline.
- Because it would be an 82-game schedule, they are looking at a minimum 50% cut, with a proposal that that scale jumps to 75% for the top-tier players.
- Their latest strategy is to start on July 4, and that players would be paid on a sliding scale relative to their full salary.
- The NFL has the advantage of time, but will still look to see how the NHL incorporates fans into the whole playoff experience.
- Robert Kraft told FOX News that the Patriots are planning for all, some and no fan scenarios.
- Baseball has pretty much planned out nothing to this point, but the “hub city” idea was their initial strategy for Florida & Arizona.
- Ahead of the Rules Committee meeting on Thursday, final rule proposals have been tweaked or eliminated.
- The “sky judge” proposal has been eliminated.
- The onside kick alternative has been adjusted, so now the attempt can just be exercised in regulation, not overtime, and that the down is untimed.
- To prevent burning time off the clock, Belichick- or Mahomes-style.
- Also, if a penalty occured on the score, the kicking team can have the yardage applied to the onside attempt, just like a kickoff
- Meaning that the penalty-adjusted try would take place from the 40-yard line.
- A team can change its mind about the attempt, but will have to use a timeout to effect the strategy.
Today’s good internet dog is Emmy, a mixed breed that was reunited with its owner after being missing for two years.
🎧 Reunited and it Feels So Good! 💞 😍 Emmy the Good #Dog was lost in a Storm and after 2 YEARS and much searching is Reunited with her Human Again 💞❤️😍 #Rescue #GoodNews pic.twitter.com/CefOfRm80s @TheSun @CONTEMPRA_INN🌹
— ContempraINN🌹 (@CONTEMPRA_INN) May 27, 2020
The story goes she got spooked during a storm & ran away. Despite months trying to find her she remained at large.
As an aside, today’s stupid humans are the people who went hiking in bear country & brought only their phones.
Boy calmly walks away during a close encounter with a wild brown bear pic.twitter.com/paKNKL9fWO
— The Sun (@TheSun) May 27, 2020
Because bear spray is for the city, dammit.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
- Wrasslin’:
- AEW Dynamite – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN2
- They’re PPV on the weekend was bonkers – in a good way.
- Including Chris Jericho hitting Jaxson De Ville with a Judas Effect.
- They’re PPV on the weekend was bonkers – in a good way.
- NXT – 8:00PM | USA
- AEW Dynamite – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN2
- NASCAR Cup Series:
- Alsco Uniforms 500 – 8:00PM | FS1
- Grant – 9:00PM | HIST
- Episode 3: Freedom’s Champion
- Ulysses S. Grant defeats Robert E. Lee and wins the Civil War, only to find that he will be called to duty again to serve as President during one of the most difficult times in American history.
- Episode 3: Freedom’s Champion
- Ultimate Tag – 9:00PM | FOX
- More taggers are introduced and six new contestants fight it out.
- What We Do in the Shadows – 10:00PM | FX
- Nandor’s old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.
- Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – 10:00PM | ABC / CTV
- Final season / season premiere:
- Coulson and the agents are thrust back in time and stranded in 1931 New York City. The team must find out what happened.
- Final season / season premiere:
Seriously – AEW just takes things as they are & run with it. No fans but access to an empty football stadium? Ok. But add in a horse.
Guy willing to do a finishing spot from 10 feet up? Sure.
It’s a good time.
[…] Chiefs & Patrick Mahomes (or Mahoney, as fucking autocorrect put it yesterday) have begun contract negotiations on his first non-rookie […]
Dude hates the 14th of March, too.
“What I was getting at with ‘Trans-Galilee-Express,’ was…”
When dress designers focus on the task of “Here’s where you put your tits.”
Is that Melania circa 1998?
No. Not even close.
Apologies if that was a joke and I just missed it…. which would not be surprising.
The family Weaselo is watching Grant on the History Channel. Trump friend Frederick Douglass just appeared!
Heard good things about him. Gonna be huge.
“He’s a winner!”
What is that, 10kOhm?
I have this printed out in my office.
No, that just gives velocity. The raptors cancel each other out. It’s just Distanceraptor/Time.
It’s a typo, should just be time. Now that’s the type of hot pedantic action we need here.; because it is correct and to the point.
“I don’t have to run faster than the bear, I just have to run faster than you.”
I can’t find the one with Resistance is Futile that I’ve seen before.
Val Kilmer nowadays……
Valerie don’t look so hot.
Dang, the guy could play Geronimo.
Night 2 of the Dr. Mrs. watching Sweet Magnolias. This isn’t nearly as much fun as when I pretend not to watch CW vampire dramas.
Granddad Mike Tyson is in a pull apart brawl with Granddad Chris Jericho, and there’s at least 50 people in the ring right now. Very good and smart to do.
Fuck ‘em up Iron Mike!
The “sky judge” proposal has been eliminated.
BLEERGH is pleased.
The onside kick alternative has been adjusted, so now the attempt can just be exercised in regulation, not overtime, and that the down is untimed.
To prevent burning time off the clock, Belichick- or Mahomes-style.
Also, if a penalty occured on the score, the kicking team can have the yardage applied to the onside attempt, just like a kickoff
Meaning that the penalty-adjusted try would take place from the 40-yard line.
A team can change its mind about the attempt, but will have to use a timeout to effect the strategy.
So all it takes is one BS Illegal Contact penalty to regain possession? Yeah, that’s going to end well.
Also, the timeout is slightly different. They can only call timeout to change their plan up until the referee signals the ball ready for play and starts the play clock. Once that’s done, they can call timeout, but they cannot change their mind…though if they wanted to, they could easily punt.
Personally, I would’ve allowed them to have unlimited 4th & 15 attempts, but only two with your normal offense. Any further attempts must be made with your Kickoff Team (kicker included); the receiving team will be allowed to field their defense.
I admit to missing a lot of nuances here, how the hell are Belichik and Mahomes even mentioned in the same sentence here?
I think its Belichick and Vrabel. Those are the two who killed two minutes from the game clock doing nothing. Though, I’m still not certain how that wasn’t a palpably unfair act. They are literally doing an obviously illegal act that has a major impact on the game. The referees don’t even have to award a touchdown; all they had to do was say after the 2nd penalty “Palpably Unfair Act – Manipulating the Game Clock. The 5-yard penalty for False Start will be enforced as normal, but the game clock will start on the snap.”
Belichick for running clocks dead. Mahoney for running around killing clocks & tossing the ball away.
I must’ve missed that Police Academy sequel.
One way or the other, I want to see Giroux raise the cup without having to go to LA first. He’s been one of the best players in the league for a decade, but constantly in the shadow of Crosby and Ovechkin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05qWgW9NRVY
I just don’t get hockey people saying this isn’t a real champion when someone wins the cup. More games have been played this season than either lockout season.
All I’m saying is it definitely doesn’t count unless my team wins it
Apparently, AEW’s new women’s champ is a cosplayer in her free time.
Of course, that’s all less daring than her work clothes
TWBS is furiously masturbating in his grave.
Surprising, that scene was on the cutting room floor in the Kill Bill porn parody.
I am completely okay with this and I’m an old fuck.
The Stupid people doing stupid things tag needs to be used more.
It would take over the whole website, like bunny rabbits in Australia or Zebra Mussels here in the states.
As long as posts can’t be tagged, I agree.
@Redshirt
Welp, time to watch another season of Cincinnati Bengals football!
This post has been tagged for a stupid person doing stupid things.
No, no, it’s okay to appreciate good comedy.
It’s a good time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-YkRW2t0pk
Fun fact: George Young, brother of AC/DC’s Angus and Malcolm Young, was in this band. On this tune, Steve Marriott of Humble Pie lent some guest vocals as well. Great song, but not as great as their Friday On My Mind.
Ahem, you seem to have somehow overlooked the 1988 Strong Man Competition I am watching in a Salt Lake City airport bar during my 4-hours of layover. Watching 30+ year-old Strong Man comps with moody, boozy Mondo Cozmo in the cans is a befitting soundtrack like no other!
Also, if the fuck ton of cases I have had rolling in has any indication, I would like to nominate mountain bikers who are too cool for helmets as an Honourable Mention for today’s idiot hominids
Are they going to pump *clap* you up?
No, getting pumped up with the clap is more of a Thailand vacation kind of thing.
Magnus ver Magnusson made up significant portions of my “bored after middle school” TV memories
Inorite?! While there was never much variation in the story, as a youth I found it riveting. Apparently even as a bird in my late-thirties I still found it pleasing to watch! Then again I was in the 2nd hour of SLC and a few vodkas in…
Sorry you’re stuck here for four hours.
Not gonna lie, I kinda like the onside kick replacement idea
I don’t. I wanted them to do something more crazy and fun like the kicker having to doink off the goalpost from five yards out or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMfaavF1R3E
I remember watching that play drinking a margarita at my attorney’s house. It was pretty cool.