Good morning everyone,
I’m literally going to stop asking what could possibly happen next because no doubt the universe will fucking show us.
On a very positive note, this happened last Sunday right in front of the right house as I was preparing this meal.
That was a very peaceful gathering of protesters. Probably 300-400 of them. They were boisterous and a bit noisy but very spirited and overall very positive. I was out in their midst a couple of times in support.
A little background: the city where I live has the nickname of “Mayberry” because it feels like old time Middle America. In other words the population is very white in makeup. To have an event of this importance and with this much spirit and meaning in this town is almost unheard of. It was very powerful.
I’m also very glad they protested peacefully and left before the curfew kicked in.
Oh yeah that’s a whole ‘nother thing; the fucking curfews from last week. LA County was under curfew each night from Sunday through Wednesday night with the hours varying between 5:00 PM and 9:00 PM.
Remember the goddamn chaos when the “Safe at Home” rule kicked in due to the pandemic?
Well guess what fucking happened when we were approaching curfew time this past week?
Yep, another motherfucking panic-buying experience at the stores again.
They weren’t grabbing everything off the fucking shelves this time, just getting what they needed but holy fucking shit did they flood the store with people. Social distancing my ass, these places were fucking packed.
If I see one more flood of people at the goddamn grocery store EVER again in my life!!!!
Anyway.
That was the vibe last Sunday while I was preparing today’s menu. Not exactly a relaxing time in the kitchen but we did our best.
Speaking of “Safe at home” remember that first weekend when all holy fucking hell was coming down on us? March 14-15? Yeah, that one. That weekend eldest brother right ventured out in the very early AM to try and find any food stuff that would have long term storage/usage ability. He was able to find two packages of beans. A bag of small white beans, that if you recall we used to make this.
That was our bean with bacon soup from a few episodes ago.
He also snagged a package of these:
red beans.
Well guess what we can do with red beans and our still fairly large supply of rice and, oh yeah we’ve got a leftover hambone from Easter too?
Hell yes we did.
Red beans and rice and cornbread!
Before you get into the whole “Didn’t you do this exact meal last season?” business just remember not a single one of us foresaw the events of this ridiculous damn year.
Yes we did this last year.
I thought we could reconfigure this a bit plus this ABSOLUTELY fits into our “cooking during a pandemic” theme that was forced onto us this year.
Think about it. Red beans? – On hand. Rice? – On hand. Leftover hambone? – That’s smart usage of a damn leftover hambone!
I had everything for this meal – with the exception of the veggies – already purchased and available and THAT’S the shit I’m talking about.
We did pretty much duplicate the meal because it’s one of my favorites. The meal today DOES INDEED use homemade chicken stock too so let’s do that first as a bonus recipe. I made the stock a day ahead.
Homemade chicken stock!
Some chicken legs or thighs or hell use a whole cut up chicken. The key here is the fat and skin. They give the stock it’s gelatinous goodness so chicken breasts aren’t ideal.
1 onion – rough chopped
3-4 celery stalks – rough chopped
2-3 carrots – rough chopped
4-5 cloves of garlic – chopped
6 cups of water
1 teaspoon of dried thyme
2 bay leaves
1/2 teaspoon of dried sage.
Fresh herbs – use what you have but I used 1 bunch of rosemary and some sprigs of parsley
1/2 tablespoon of salt
some grinds of black pepper
Just know this stock is also the base of my chicken soup recipe and can be used in ANY recipe calling for chicken stock.
Chop up the onion, celery and carrots.
Grab that package of chicken. Legs today, yes all of them.
Mince the garlic up and then collect your fresh herbs.
Fresh from the balcony! Give them a rinse and remove any extra large stems although that’s not even really essential.
Now grab a big ass pot and get everything in there!
Bring to a boil then reduce heat to a low simmer. Park a lid partly ajar on top and let this fucker go for oh say 2 hours? Two and a half hours? Sounds good. Cook until the chicken falls off the bone.
Turn off the heat, then let this cool completely.
Drain the stock through a collander.
Now you want to pick through the cooked chicken bits, there’s still plenty of tasty meat in there. Sort through the chicken and reserve the chicken bits for whatever the fuck you want. I added some spices and some chile tepin and rolled the chicken up into a burrito a couple of days later. Damn delicious too.
Feel free to discard the cooked veggies. It’s not food waste because they did their damn job and imparted their essence to the stock, there’e nothing left to extract from them.
Save 3 cups of the stock in a storage vessel for the red beans and rice then measure the remaining stock out.
There was also about 3 cups leftover. Put into a plastic container and label with the date and the amount of stock inside then stash this shit in your freezer for future use.
This is still the day before so fuck it, let’s soak our beans overnight while we’re at it.
You know the damn drill.
Sort and rinse and cover with enough water to cover by about 2 inches.
Now clean up your damn mess and grab a cocktail. Your work for the day is complete.
Red Beans and Rice!
1 pound of red beans that were soaked overnight
3 tablespoons of olive oil
1 onion chopped
1 bell pepper de-seeded and chopped, store was out of green pepper so used red today
3 stalks of celery chopped
5-6 cloves of garlic chopped
3 cups of our homemade chicken stock
3 cups of water
Couple of bay leaves
1/2 teaspoon of cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon of sage
1 teaspoon of dried thyme
1 teaspoon of essence or creole seasoning of choice – essence here
Your leftover hambone. I used smoked sausage last time but this was a really cool way to use the leftover hambone from Easter.
Some cooked rice
Let’s take a look at them beans that have soaked overnight.
That’s some red ass water alright. Hence the nomenclature. Go ahead and drain the beans now.
Let’s put a chop on the trinity: yes, the onion, celery and bell pepper.
See that one right there is the trinity while this one…
is a mire poix. We have indeed had this discussion before.
Unlike the mire poix from yesterday we’re going to get a fine chop on the trinity.
Like so.
Go ahead and mince your garlic while you’re at it.
Let’s get that hambone ready for the party.
That would be the bone from this meal.
From our Easter Dinner post.
For the love of Christ people, don’t throw away your hambone.
Take out your trusty cooking pot and add in the oil. When the oil is hot start sauteing the trinity. Give ’em about 6-7 minutes until they are tender.
Next we add in the beans and the hambone.
Add in the stock, water and your seasonings.
Bring to a boil then reduce the heat to a low simmer, do the slightly ajar lid on top dealie and simmer away for 2 and 1/2 hours.
Around the two hour mark, let’s get our hambone out of there and let it cool down enough to handle.
Chop the ham into bits and add back into the pot.
Cook for the last half hour and turn off the heat. Let cool a bit then break out the “boomstick!”
Blend up about 1/3 or so of the beans to give them a nice creamy texture, like this shit.
Let’s get after the rest of the meal. Just reheat the beans when the rice and cornbread are done. They’ll be fine.
Get yourself some rice.
Then go ahead and cook that rice.
Look folks, if you want the exact recipe for the cornbread it’s in here somewhere. It just feels wrong to give you the same recipe for what’s probably the 12th time.
But you do get some photos!
Mix the wet ingredients in one bowl and the dry in another.
Combine by gently mixing until just mixed – don’t overwork – then place in a greased cooking vessel and cook at the allotted temperature (400 degrees) for the allotted time (about 25 minutes) until it looks like this.
Grab a hunk why don’t ye?
You know the assembly work already.
Get a scoop of rice, a ladle of beans – make sure there’s some chunks of ham in there – and today I used a garnish of fresh from the garden parsley.
Now be sure to add on as much or as little of this stuff…
as needed. Use your hot sauce of choice. The vinegar bite is a key ingredient though. Keep that in mind.
Want a look?
Shit yes.
You all already know this is delicious so I can skip the summation.
What I will say is this is textbook usage of your on-hand pandemic larder and a damn delicious result from such.
I promise to get around to some new stuff in the weeks to come but it just doesn’t feel right using ingredients that not everyone has access to.
I’m going to keep on theme until we see some semblance of normality in this upside down existence.
However fucking long that is.
We had another gathering yesterday and I was there.
It ain’t easy but nothing about change is. It’s going to be painful as any major change should be.
But we will be here to tell about it.
Shit, my granddaughters are going to tell the tale before this shit is done.
Keep safe good folks because I really do appreciate all of you.
Let’s be nice to each other and let’s come together as one people.
Liberty and justice for all.
If I had one word to contribute it would be “VOTE!”
Much love folks.
PEACE!
Fuck. I haven’t gotten shit done all week. I did drink and overeat though.
See, you got two things done!
We’ve got Limes with no seeds, but where are the seedless Lemons? Huh? Cmon you fruit perverts, get to breeding!
With all due lack of respect to Blurp Makehawk, DO NOT START THE CARO BIO OF LYNDON JOHNSTON WITH “Master of the Senate”. Read the volumes from start to finish. Yes, ‘Master of the Senate’ is a beautiful beast of a book but you have to read that which came before to fully understand why he did what he did/accomplished what he accomplished.
If a Canadian hobo-killer tells you to do something, I reckon you better do it.
Especially because he’ll ask so damn politely.
Breaking news! There will be neither beans nor rice in next week’s episode of Sunday Gravy!
More importantly, will there be ham? Or other pig sourced meat product?
It’s going to be a meal most fowl.
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNomhZFaWWI
I never tell yeah right how much I love his Sunday Gravy posts, and I’ve made a least two of them.
I’m honored. That’s the reason I do this thing. It’s about the inspiration.
Phase 1 was giving out miniature American flags.
Phase 2 is getting serious about The Flag Code (and, but coincidentally, The Hanky Code) and making any misuse of the flag punishable by hard labor. American Flag tank top? Improper use of Flaggantry, 10 months. American Flag on your Belgian beer can? 45 months.
Which phase is the “abortions for some”? Asking for a friend.
I’m told that the kids like this tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TERHgVEhBSk
Let’s explore Brick Meathook’s Library
This is my Presidential/Prime Minister shelf, with God thrown in for good measure and to impress people:
That’s a first edition Warren Report in the Kennedy section there, that my father got when it was released. He worked for the Navy Department on The Mall in D.C., back when The Mall was covered with office buildings built during World War I. Inside the book there is a folded-up sheet of paper:
To my knowledge my father had nothing to do with the Warren Commission, so I don’t know why it’s there, but it’s there. I will sell you this book for $9000.00.
The most important book is The Bible, obviously, written by God and Jesus when they invented the Earth. This is an autographed edition. I bought it at a used book store in North Hollywood.
To the right we have the “Robert A. Caro” section, including that icon of the Zoom Chat era: The Power Broker, and of course it’s the high-visibility paperback edition, a must-have prop behind Zoom Chat talking heads on CNN, MSNBC, etc.
The book second from right is probably the second most important book: Master of the Senate, the third volume of Caro’s biographical series on Lyndon Johnson. If you want to understand how things work this is a must read; it will teach you everything about power and the use of it. I see a lot of comments here that I don’t disagree with philosophically per se, but it seems that the commenters have a vaguely 8th-grade understanding of the reality of government power. Read this book and you will understand everything.
Nixon’s autobiography, RN is also fascinating. When he describes the geopolitics of his era you realize that this guy was a genius, and no one ever really doubted that. However, when he gets to Watergate he sounds like he’s lying the entire time. The contrast is jarring.
And to the left, also my father’s, is the whole history of World War II by Winston Churchill. Obviously told from his perspective, it includes every single message he ever sent to anybody throughout that conflict, so it’s pretty definitive from his perspective. It’s interesting in that he seems in denial that the British Empire is collapsing beneath his feet and that the United States is taking it, although it can be argued that Churchill himself began that process in 1910 when he was First Sea Lord and converted the Royal Navy’s steam ships from coal (which Britain had in abundance) to oil (which Britain had to get from the Middle East, specifically Iran). That and some other things led to the sun setting on the Union Jack.
For a reasonable fee, I can connect with any of you by telephone (preferred) and read to you a paragraph from any one of these fine books.
yer goddamn right we do
It’s as far as we’re willing to fund public education
He thinks we smrter than we is
And the Dunning-Kruger effect kicks in full force.
Also, not surprised that the LBJ contingent is bigger and thicker than the others.
It’s “jumbo” for sure, but you can’t see the whole Churchill section, which is even larger. But that’s just obesity, because as I pointed out he pads it with every single message he ever sent to anybody. It has shopping lists in there.
Anything about Bengal?
No, in England what they call “football” is actually soccer.
That’s all wonderful and precious. Who are you willing it to?
They are going to be added to my funeral pyre.
Thanks for the recommend on Caro’s LBJ biography. Gonna add that to my list.
Start with Master of the Senate. You won’t regret it. The first hundred or so pages is mostly a history of the Senate but then it takes off, and you won’t be able to put it down. None of Caro’s books are on Kindle or e-books, so you have to read read it old style. His books are in every public library.
What’s a “pub-lic lyeberry”?
where hobos sleep and take shits
(downloads 3 of 4 just now to sit on my Kindle for eternity)
Looks like someone just graduated the 9th grade.
Hold up, he’s currently writing a fifth volume, which he can only finish once he moves to Vietnam for a indefinite period of time?
Everyone is hoping he finishes it before he dies because this volume will be about LBJ’s Presidency. Each volume has taken ten years to write.
I was once like you, thinking that Robert was the be-all, end-all. That was before I dug a bit deeper and learned about Ina.
Oh I think he gives her ample credit in his forewords, and certainly in his book Working. His name is on the spine because no one would buy a book written by a woman.
“Wrong!”
-George Eliot
Oh that’s my mistake. It’s The Power Broker only which is famously not on Kindle.
It’s a big day in fake baseball: nine of the sixteen second-round matchups are going to a seventh game, including every single series in one region.
Vin Scully:
(1) ’27 Yankees def. (8) ’68 Tigers in six
(4) ’55 Dodgers tied with (12) 2016 Cubs, 3-3
(6) ’95 Braves def. (14) ’24 Senators in six
(2) ’70 Orioles def. (7) ’95 Indians in four
Harry Carey:
(1) ’98 Yeah Jeets tied with (9) 2008 Phillies, 3-3
(4) 1907 Cubs tied with (5) ’67 Cardinals, 3-3
(11) ’88 Dodgers tied with (14) 2015 Royals, 3-3
(2) 1902 Pirates ties with (7) ’73 A’s, 3-3
Jack Buck (where high seeds go to die):
(16) ’67 Red Sox def. (8) ’93 Blue Jays in six
(12) 2017 Asterisks def. (13) ’97 Marlins in five
(14) 2012 Giants def. (6) 1910 A’s in five
(10) ’66 Orioles tied with (15) ’82 Brewers, 3-3
Bob Uecker:
(1) ’29 A’s tied with (9) ’94 Expos, 3-3
(12) ’82 Cardinals def. (4) 1905 Giants in six
(6) ’54 Indians tied with (14) ’91 Twins, 3-3
(2) ’61 Yankees tied with (7) 1912 Red Sox, 3-3
I’m going to have to stock up on liquor.
#PretendBFIB WOOOOOO!!!!!!
If the Cubbies win this whole thing I’m calling shenanigans.
Especially if they come out of the Vin Scully region
/Cubs win the whole thing
Mr. Ayo: [calls Shenanigans] “This isn’t right-I’d like to talk to a manager”
Shenanigans: “Karen? Is that you?”
Giants beat the A’s hell yeah!
That’s fictional.
Also, it’s the Philly A’s, so…
Sorry, Cubs fans — your hopes now lie solely with the 1907 squad.
The ’55 Brooklyn Dodgers eliminated the 2016 Cubbies when Carl Furillo abused an Aroldis Chapman fastball in the bottom of the 10th for a walk-off home run.
And now the Sweet Sixteen matchups are set for the Vin Scully Region: ’27 Yanks – ’55 Dodgers, and ’95 Braves – ’70 Orioles.
’98 Yankees trounce the 2008 Phillies, chasing Joe Blanton (L, 2-2) with nine runs in the first two innings. No, I don’t know why he was left in that long, either, though it hardly matters as Andy Pettite (W, 1-1) only gave up one run in eight innings. Cap’n Jeets was named series MVP, because of course he would be….
Yanks await the winner of the blood feud between the (1907) Cubs and (1967) Cardinals.
yeah right; you probably know about these, but if not and you like history and food mixed in good writing try this guy:
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1847.Mark_Kurlansky
My favorite being The Big Oyster: History on the Half Shell
Cod and Salt are the subjects covering the most ground. He draws recipes from historical cookbooks, which is pretty cool.
I enjoyed Cod and Salt. (And salt cod. Actually, not really — always found it kind of bland.) Haven’t read the Oyster one.
Sounds fantastic. Will give them a try.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/foundation-ottawa-senators-cut-ties-1.5598469
Apparently, my cable sub works for HBO max and they carry the full run of Mad TV, so that should take care of summer
I wish I could access it on my old (2015) TV or Roku. It’s also a little weird that Cinemax isn’t part of HBO Max when HBO owns Cinemax.
Augsburg/Koln is BORING!
Uh, go ahead goal in the 85th minute.
And an equalizer! You have impeccable timing.
Both were beautiful goals
Still, it was boring enough that the soccer talking guys devolved to talking about their favorite halloween costumes.
Why the fuck do you have the sound on? English soccer announcers are boring as fuck.
Uh, tie up goal in the 88th.
Did tWBS take over your body?
[reaches for freezer vodka]
Nope. Nothing to see here.
Found a funny:
If you’re happy & you know it:
just you wait.
That reminds me, I gotta get some rice
#BlueLivesMatter. Go Shalke!
/…what?
First, mother of FUCK do I loves some homemade cornbread. Too bad my maternal grandmother couldn’t live to 120 or so.
Second, through seven 2041-42 Pretend Premiership fixtures, Pretend Man City are unblemished. 17 goals for, fookin’ ZERO goals against.
*aaaaannnnnddddd there’s the 3-nil embarrassment away to Manure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JbNxFEh7vo
Never not funny* that there’s a German company/thing called Gazprom.
*: I can say that because some of my best bagels have been Jewish.
Imagine the dark comedic possibilities of being a Jewish crematorium owner in modern-day Germany. I’d wear my yarmulke, every customer who comes in I would be all like say something, motherfucker!
“We burn em so good, you won’t want to deny your knowledge of it to an international court!”
I’m pretty sure that company is Russian, not German.
Hmm. Mybe that makes it even funnier? Not sure yet, will have to consult with my
JewishComedian friends.Looks great.
Soaking my beans, breaking out the boomstick, sautéing the trinity, mire poix… I still maintain there is NO sexier series of posts on DFO than Sunday Gravy.
“A bean without pork is like an orphaned child.”
-Anthony Bourdain
Damn straight. That’s a gorgeous batch of beans..
Oliver Twist would like some more pork and beans, please.
Because tWBS would have wanted to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHPYelqr0E
Damn right he would have.