Because there seem to be so many of them we’ll go directly-
TO THE GAMES!
Rams/Bills:
Rook rb Moss is out with a toe ouchie so the problem for Coach McDermott now becomes, “How do I limit Singletary to under 20 touches? Hmmm…”. He’ll find a way.
Raiders/Pats:
I was thinking Pats for survivor because the Raiders are coming off the meaningful victory and all the hoopla surrounding their new digs, plus traveling cross-country and playing the early game vs. the Pats at home. Or I could stream the teams playing the Jets. Decisions are hard.
Team/Browns:
Much was made of the vaunted Team’s pass rush after wk. 1 and then wk. 2 happened. Quickly recapped, there was not much vaunt. Mayfield and Co. shouldn’t have much of a problem here. Shouldn’t.
Texans/Steelers:
Pitt’s pass rush generates pressure within 2 seconds on 44% of qb dropbacks. Look for Watson to run around a bit more than usual to counteract that.
9ers/Giants:
New York will be looking Wayne Gallman’s way when they need a competent plodder (who was inactive last week) to get them 3 yards on first down. San Franny should walk away with this despite fast running out of Next Man Up’s.
Bengals/Eagles:
Burrows is tied for second in attempted passes with 97(!) so far. Kudos for him in that he has a 3:1 TD/INT ratio. Let’s call him Joey Ice (that elbow, postgame)
Titans/Vikes:
Perhaps this is the week rook wr Justin Jefferson hits the smash spot-he’s playing primarily in the slot so far and would be up against an UDFA that has given up 80+ yards and a score so far.
Bears/Falcons:
Julio is a game-timer that didn’t practice all week. PFF has given the Bears O-line the 3rd best ranking with respect to protecting the qb, noting that they didn’t give up a single quick pressure to the Giants last week. I feel that sometimes these rankings should be adjusted for ‘quality of opponent’.
Have at it down below. We’ll have our esteemed footski commenters start things off.
“You always like having a chance, if you’re a Raider fan.”
Can RTD be torn away from the bottle to comment?
Gruden be all like, “I THOUGHT IT WAS A PASSING LEAGUE?!”
It is, passing his old bullshiting ass behind.
This ref sounds so disappointed in Philly for their personal foul
same, same
Joe Burrows murder will make for a fine Quotable…
Josh Allen is Exhibit A in the “Athlete That Isn’t Really A Football Player” case against Renaldo Nehemiah.
Jim Schwartz go to a college party and get the rona challenge
Oh…..just realized the XOAK/NE game I thought just started is not LIVE on Hulu.
That’s nice.
3rd and 26? NFL BLITZ!
/
Boo
Donks WOO!!! have the entire (cardboard) town of South Park in the stands today.
Hey guys Joe Burrow is good
Big Dick Nick!!!
Thinking about getting the Event Horizon eye surgery
Is that covered under your insurance?
Brandon Graham in the nick of time
What a catch by Rudolph.
/checks ice cream reserves
Good halftime talk by OKC Bomber. I wouldn’t want to disappoint him.
WHIZZER play!
Unsportsmanlike conduct and a turnover! Thanks Josh!
Wow. Josh Allen was close to being torn to pieces by RAMMITT pass rush.
Aaron Donald happened again.
Carson Wentz has completely lost his long ball. Not a great development.
Just wait until he gets older…
Well the ring was achieved 30 more years of mediocrity coming our way Grat
At least we’ll always have Brandon Graham strip-sacking Tom Brady
Yeah, a dink and dunke-er who is also mildly ret….SPECIAL YOUNG MAN ain’t a recipe for success
He didn’t need it to win that super bowl
Whoa, Bills got down the field fast but then Aaron Donald happened.
Funny positive things happen when Josh Allen is ordered to hand off to Singletary.
He must have banged the coach’s daughter. In the ass.
And sent him the video.
ChubbDOWN!!!!
/nawt the varietal Hippo prefers
They have blue pills for that now.
TRUE but finding a quality courtesan in the #NuAIDS era is well difficult
Back pages of the Indy no longer good enough for you?
There’s probably an App for that? Also apparently VR porn (going from the sudden influx of requests for VR gear from people that are decidedly no gamers) is also a thing
#ThePauls winning the “somebody has to win” fixture
yea yes yes
RAMMM IT back in this game
you never go up 28-3. You just don’t.
I’mma try again to pin yeeeewwww down (no homo) – is you a RRRRRRRRRAM IT!! supporter?
We won’t make ya write the preview next season if admit it. MAYBE.
Bills playing prevent, it looks like but Goff has made some great throws.
Sucks that TheShaun is stuck in 500s-land. Even that pick he just threw was a great decision, as it had a chance – missing was basically a punt/touchback.
The TITS are on fire!
RAIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEERRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Remember that episode of Big Brother where they had to tell the contestants that 9/11 happened
Were there any Saudis in the house?
c’mon, DonT. Have a cigarette. U NOE U WANNA
4th QRT meds
Rum and nicotine? You trying to summon Jobu?
Wild Turkey rye + some water. Nic gum to shush Philip Morris.
Thank You For Smoking was funny as hayellll
YES
McNabb flashback watching Wentz throw that last INT.
carson wentz playing like poop
More like Carson Wince with the results of his passes.
Stillers receivers going with bold “drop every pass” strategy. Let’s see if it works out for them.
Started The Ben in money league. I apologize profUsely.
Kupp is the ghost of prime Jordy Nelson. Discuss.
reminds me a little of Cris Carter. In white face obvs.
El Tractorcito breaks his cherry!
Did he sit on it?
That…that drive was good. Is…is this what “hope” feels like?
Cousins having a good game. Let’s look at the Tits’ secondary:
Yep, turnstiles at least spin around, has the Tits secondary been this bad in the first two games?
It’s been bad.
RAMMITT has adjusted to the Eastern Time Zone.
Justin Jefferson?? U NOE on HippoBench
yeah, on one of mine as well.
take some solace in not having cut him, I guess.
All I’ve heard from fantasy folks is that there’s not enough room on this low volume passing O. Uh, Diggs and Theilen did just fine, if you recall.
Maybe Bills Mafia won’t be #BeatingGoff after all
The Bears could have signed Cam too.
Burrow seems to get better as the game goes on.
Niners blow the point after, Giants get a facemask penalty on the kicker. I’M NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP!
..How is that even possible?!
Niners fumbled the ball on the point after, kicker picks it up and tries to make a play, Giants defender with the facemask while trying to tackle. Taa Daa!
The Aristocrats!
Aw. When I read that, I thought the kicker got flagged for facemask.
Wow, that’s a shockingly bad call in the Rams game. Even BOLTMAN is feeling a little tingle.
what time is it?
NICK FOLES TIME!!!!!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cAJW6HgP_xs/UneqvZl3_KI/AAAAAAAAAP0/KT4DRZUIimE/s320/foles-blingee.gif
fixed
Did he catch a td pass?
Vegas can move the ball vs. Pats D. I may have chosen ‘unwisely’ in survivor.
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2910847-report-joe-montana-confronts-home-intruder-allegedly-kidnapping-grandchild?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
49ers/Chiefs QB Joe Montana just earned his first interception.
Well, this sucks, I lost both my cable AND my fibre internet hookup (different providers).
*whimper*
SO MANY early fixtures, and they all blow goats.
Napping is key when this happens.
You sure you aren’t accidentally perusing the “abject horror” section of your porn library?
that wud be goat analingus obvs
How the fuck do you go through an entire half without punting and have only 3 points? Stupid Rams.
/Super Bowl flasbacks
I hate myself so much that I am looking forward to the Donks WOO!! late window.