What can I say? Regardless of the reason, Big Dick Vic refusing to shake hands after TNF is very 2020. Goodness — if you aren’t going to stand for the National Anthem or shake hands after the game, let’s just do BattleBots. Plus they’re all a bunch of thugs except Sam Darnold who, to me, is the definitive face of a Q Anon lunatic. Point is, you assholes are paid a lot of money to be professional and you can’t go shake hands? You don’t even have to line up and shake everyone’s hand, you can just kind of go look for your old college teammate, say hi, and jog off.
Anyways, I got a short day today. Finally heading to Zion to start checking out the southern Utah park scene. When I lived in Phoenix, it was too far to travel in that, if I’m going to spend that much time in the car, I need to take an extra day for the trip — and if I have an extra day for a trip, why spend it in the southwest when I could hang on a nude beach in Jamaica (it’s okay, I’m possibly more hung than Brett, slightly in the right light, perhaps). So now that it’s only a 2.5 hour drive, I’m stoked.
So you all did good but you got to stop WhyEaglesWhy from coming in late and making you all look like the Falcons. Also, SonOfSpam is gonna have to start submitting without vowels of something because this is getting ridiculous. Dude’s clearly on PEDs or an earpiece or the ‘Rona or something.
That said, your submissions are here and below are your Week 3 Quotables results.
I lasted longer in the Quotables eliminator pool than the real eliminator pool. What a world.
“The left claimed to hate the coronavirus so much but when it killed one man, they drove to the streets in the millions to celebrate; galvanizing the nation’s unity for another 200 years….which would turn out to be 70 years longer than mankind’s existence.”
Someone tweeted that Walter Reed Hospital sez the Cheeto is in “hipocritical condition.” Or maybe it was “hippocritical condition.” Either one works for me!
Can’t so I could tell otherwise with my zero medical training. So I don’t be….
CRITICAL.
promised myself id watch the last out of this kick-ass season
been a hell of a ride.
goooo PADRES!
yay baseball!!
A sane fan salutes their team when they overachieve and doesn’t whine because they didn’t “win it all”.
Did you say sane fan?
[hoping for a payoff]
-several decades of ketchup on well-done steak
I hope someone Lent you enough money to by said booze and wine so you could go on an Advent-ture.
Sorry/ not sorry for this mash-up.
Jesus
When God closes a door, he opens 24 tiny windows full of booze
See, now here is a cleaver pun.
Dizzy Dean was one hell of a director.
Found a funny:
Gonna be like an October Surprise Advent Calendar
They just trucked the prez to Walter Reed.
Marine 1 in front of the white house
So he’ll be spending some time under the same roof in a building built for suckers and losers.
Except the wealthy, they love the wealthy.
and they’re done
The steaks? SWEET!
Happy Friday.
That was such a fucking great movie.
“I am the last guy in the world that you wanna fuck with.”
What’s this film?
Care Bears
Small Bears going to Kimbrel to try and keep it at 2-0 and save their season? Oh, that’ll go well.
BattleBots filming is in two weeks! I’ll give a rundown on notable teams at some point.
Make sure everything is charged up.
Seems like if Trump needs a replacement for Giuliani on his legal team, this guy may have the right balance of skills . . . still insane, but coronavirus-resistant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzVkbKUFTmY&feature=youtu.be
Zion is amazing. Arches is TOTALLY worth driving through too, beautiful and easy to socially distance. Stay away from Mike Lee.
Arches also has several hiking places away from the crowds… maybe not crowds now…
Oh that’s good work all around!
Spam with the Whitney Houston though. Amazing.
NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT
“I haven’t seen a Bengal take a shot like that since Joe Exotic’s cubs got too old to pet.” -WhyEaglesWhy
Fookin’ brilliant.