Will we even get 100 comments on this thread? Usually the later afternoon games are treated like a Dalton-headed stepchild relative to the early games and the nighter. Maybe I’ll just flood the place with petty gripes, obvious observations, hot takes and anti-Giant vitriol. Okay, maybe I’ll just stick to the last one. BUT THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF IT.
TO THE GAMES!
Giants/Rams:
If you’re in a survivor pool you could do worse than simply picking against the NFC East teams as your sure-fire winner. Much like the Eagles the Giants are looking to the practice squad for wr’s, further thinning out an already thin unit. Is Aaron Donald the frontrunner for Defensive Player of the Year? If he’s not he will be after running over this underperforming o-line. Goff, having been asked to do less has responded with the best completion %, yds per completion and yards per attempt of his career. Hey Giants, RUN LEFT-every running play vs. the Rams that has gone over 10 yards has been to that side.
Bills/Raiders:
Here’s a contrast in mindsets qb-wise. Allen has cut down on his interceptions but still has the 7th most number of turnover-worthy plays-indicating that he’s willing to take risks (of course the other side of the coin is bad decision-making). Carr has the 6th best passing grade since 2018 of pass plays over 20 yards but his average depth of target is only 6.9 the last two years. That says that he settles for the safe play rather than trying to be aggressive.
Colts/Bears:
Are the Bears the shakiest 3-0 team in the league? Two of their W’s came in games where their win probability number dropped to 1%, so yeah. On the other side, give rook rb Taylor another go vs. a run D that ranks 20th in DVOA.
Do some damage below.
Bahaha
The claiming of #ProudBoys by Gay Twitter may be the best thing to happen in 2020.
The best thing to happen this year happened Friday
The best thing to happen this year will happen on Nov 3. Or, maybe not til a few days after Nov 3.
Or before, give me a minute
– corona
I love that the NFL holds such power over the networks that they have to advertise games on other networks.
With that hand off the bills trying hardest to blow it since Buffalo 66
Petermania!!!
Raiders still grinding it on Gutytics
I feel like this BUF-LV game has been stuck in 30-16 4th quarter garbage time for 2 hours now.
If the Bears somehow win this….I will be very surprised
Old School on network television?
Could fit into 30 minute time slot after editing for content – including commercial time.
There are surprisingly few images of elisha cuthbert’s ass from that movie available online
GO GLASSES!
You’d think with all the vegas mob ties the Raiders would be better at garbage time
Maybe they’re not supposed to cover today?
Yeah and we can all see how much Gruden hates covering
Ha! +1
Renfrow brought a ladder on field for that catch
Chain pizza is not great, but I do appreciate their willingness to use an obscene amount of cheese
Just be careful not to try to outpizza the Hut.
When did Brokeback add a paedo-stache to his creeper repertoire?
Serious (but possibly dumb) question: why did we start calling him Brokeback?
Josh Allen? Because he’s from Wyoming maybe?
Yep, Wyoming Cowboy and I believe he made some homphobic remarks back in the day. Hence Brokeback.
He dropped a few n bombs in high school; never heard about the homophobic stuff
They go together like a horse and buggy.
Like peanut butter and chocolate!
—Reese
yeah, there was sommet in air about homophobic stuff online
Meet the new Raiders, same as the old Raiders.
lol
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-conversation=”none” data-cards=”hidden” data-partner=”tweetdeck”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Career stats for Eagles wide receivers in this 49ers game:<br><br>Greg Ward — 59 targets, 42 recs, 362 yards, 2 TD<br><br>Deontay Burnett — 23 targets, 15 recs, 210 yards, 0 TD<br><br>John Hightower — 7 targets, 3 recs, 17 yards, 0 TD<br><br>Travis Fulgham — 0 targets<a href=”https://t.co/PtbJKPi0iu”>https://t.co/PtbJKPi0iu</a></p>— Brandon Lee Gowton (@BrandonGowton) <a href=”https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton/status/1312891433179918336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>October 4, 2020</a></blockquote>
We’re in “Year 5 of Madden career” levels of player name generator
dark gods approve of Travis Fulgrimm
Travis? Fugg’im
Remainder of Red Zone to be sponsored by Waste Management for rest of day
Somebody wake passed out Scotchy, for we made it well over 100 comments!
Saw someone reference dripping toast, so I was curious what it was and was sent to a British recipe site and I’m going to have a stroke reading this shit.
Sounds more like an SJW manifesto.
Most people don’t understand that E Pluribus Unum is mostly referring to stew
You have to have your vegetables expressed occasionally or it becomes uncomfortable to walk.
If the Eagles get a tie again, the NFC East would be 2-12-2. Gotta root for the symmetry.
I would glad kill to make this so.
Only better would be 2112 cuz they all are showing ass on the cover
??
I don’t recall a late window fixture ending before 7p EST before. Surely not almost 15 minutes prior.
That’s good hustle, judge keeping injury risk down
/slaps ass. HARD!
//goes on IR
Who becomes a Patriot first: Hunter Renfrew or Hayden Hurst
Yes
They merge to become Hunter Hayden Hurst
And then quits to play lacrosse
New York(jersey) needs to expand the quarantine to the Meadowland’s for the rest of the year while they’re at it.
Like gruden making a challenge to get me 2 pts
PRAISE SHANK’LOR
Glory boy qb keeping it for himself.
Giants cover. That’s good.
Aaaand that’s game
Danny dimes hallelujah
Jesus christ rams
yay rams
The Bears have the Colts right where they want them!
Folks. Hope you’re well! Just crushed a fuck ton of carbs and a nap, and it’s time to do nothing but FOOBAW for the rest of the day.
Also, the President is totally dead.
Just going for a cruise
Where we’re going, we won’t need masks
thought you said “crabs” and thought “dude’s in Mass, not Maryland, why not lobstah?”
Came back from a nice weekend in Vermont, (oh, is the beer fridge a thing of beauty right now), to find that the Cowboys managed to lose to the Browns, are 1-3, and are still in firm control of their play-off destiny.
The NFC East everyone! Smell the methane flares coming off that garbage pile!
I’m rooting for the NFC East winner to have fewer than 6 wins.
You’ll probably get your wish. It’s 2020, after all.
7-9 wins this shitshow going away.
Breathe in the SUCK!
Sorry, that’s Secret Service work
Heady Topper?
Heady, Focal Banger, Luscious, and Rapture.
Also several run-off that could be good, could be disaster. Banana Bread beer? Something called Machine Oil? What could go wrong!?
I miss Vermont. usually go there every summer but this year they weren’t taking in refugees from third world countries (Ohio)
It was nice to see the Vikings execute the offense as needed but losing Harrison Smith to a DQ damn near killed us. It’s amazing how integral a safety is to the defense but he is that important.
Fuck it, a win is a win.
SKOL!
Beasley=gritty?
Gonna have to check my color chart
I think he’s even blonde. Sieg Heil!
On the plus side, my projector shows color really well. On the minus side the Rams unis are almost physically painful to look at
Thought Chicago s orange team bad unis the worst of the day
You should switch to the Bills Raiders if only to relax the eyeballs.
I’m the red zone strobe channel
Not a horrible game, either.
“(throws projector into their solid gold dumpster)”
-Donald Sterling and Jerry Richardson simultaneously
What is a catch?
Raiders receivers will need to look at game tape from some other team to find out
“Don’t ask us!”
— the NFL
I see tackling has become a purely theoretical concept for the Bills.
They should put Oakland’s o into garbage time by now
Football Team and Neutered Cows tied for first at 1-3, LOL
Ah, I see the late games are progressing as expected