Your “I’m Here For The Brady Slurp Fest” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

It’s gonna be bad guys. Real bad.

-the Bills/Titans game seems to be hanging in the balance. As noted by yours truly before, let’s get some Wednesday Night footballing going. Ya know ya wanna.

-Every Little Bit Helps-Falcons cb A.J. Terrell has finally graduated from Covid U and should see game action on Sunday. Let the torching commence. All told, five members of Atlanta’s secondary are hammyed, concussed or IR’d. This qb Ryan trying to throw his team back in the game looks like a year-long thing.

-Team’s qb Haskins is down and out in Washington. Destroyer of wide receiver’s competency, Kyle Allen, gets another shot at mediocrity. What did I say about being leery of one-year wonders coming out of college? Huh? Huh? Best of luck to anyone behind that garbage fire of an o-line though.

TO THE GAME!

Bucs/Bears:

-You had to think that at some point-given the quality of Tampa’s receiving corps-that Brady would go off sooner or later. That it happened with Godwin out and Scotty Miller and Cam Brate scoring, well that was a bit unexpected.

-Your Super Sneaky Fantasy Start is going to be a fella that grabbed himself a score last week and that is Ke’Shawn Vaughn. Tampa is so banged up at rb that they may only have him and Dropper Of All Soft Passes Out Of The Backfield, Ronny Jones III available. Horny Fourny didn’t practice on Tuesday so he’s likely a sitter-outer.

-If he dons the cup tonight keep an eye out for Darnell Mooney-last week his target share, route run percentage and air yards were second only to Allen Robinson II.

-Much like Foles, you should keep a sharp eye on Vita Vea-this alliterative interior lineman (along with Aaron Donald) is the only player at his spot to have more than a 20% win rate on pass rushing downs.

Give me your best down below.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Bill Belichick and his wife watching Tom Brady struggling to count to four (artist’s conception):

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ballsofsteelandfury

For Scotchy:
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Brocky

all right, one last time: click at your own risk

Spoiler

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Mr. Ayo

OMG, you did it! Congratulations!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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TheRevanchist

Worst Pokemon ever.

Senor Weaselo

I want whatever they were on when they came up with this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Good boy

Senor Weaselo

Very late but good evening, lizard people. Anyone still here?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nobody here but us chickens.

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Unsurprised

Yep.

TheRevanchist

I’ve got to go royally poo whilst upon my throne.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Weirdest roll call ever.

Brocky

alright, here’s the edited url for the final “zombi 2” gif. click at your own risk

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yes I know it’s a long url

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, she’ll need to replace that contact.

Unsurprised

It’s just pasted twice.

Brocky

well that’s how the url was on the page.

oh wise wizard of word press, how does one format spoilers?

Brocky

I got a better url now

https://i.postimg.cc/k4Gy

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Unsurprised

Leave it like this. Or like other NSFW (or not safe for here) pics:

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Spoilers are

(spoiler)

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with brackets instead of parentheses.

Last edited 4 years ago by Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Based on my evening here, it’s a fucking miracle I have my job given how most of it is spent talking to people.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Last time I saw someone forget how many downs there were, Uncle Ed was watching The Kids from Widney High on acid.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bill MacCartney likes this comment.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

But he still hates the gays.

Unsurprised

Good to see all the Bears jokes finally summoned you like an eldritch horror

Beerguyrob

Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’m no judge, but that’s fucking near banner worthy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Agreed, that’s some funny shit.

Brocky

definitely banner

Viva La Tabula Raza

So, is Foles now 2-0 against Brady? Both times on national TV?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

but you’ll miss my gifs!!!!

…they’re not that good ..

Brocky

okay, gonna try this spoiler thing.

perhaps zombi 2’s most infamous scene involves a gratuitous eye injury. click at your own risk

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Mr. Ayo

Welp, your post went as well as her situation.

Last edited 4 years ago by Mr. Ayo
Brocky

damn, am I right to think it needs some censorship?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She needs some tweezers to get that splinter out.

Mr. Ayo

Didn’t bother me, but I’m sure some wouldn’t like it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not like it’s THE OFFENSIVE FEMALE NIPPLE.