It’s gonna be bad guys. Real bad.
-the Bills/Titans game seems to be hanging in the balance. As noted by yours truly before, let’s get some Wednesday Night footballing going. Ya know ya wanna.
-Every Little Bit Helps-Falcons cb A.J. Terrell has finally graduated from Covid U and should see game action on Sunday. Let the torching commence. All told, five members of Atlanta’s secondary are hammyed, concussed or IR’d. This qb Ryan trying to throw his team back in the game looks like a year-long thing.
-Team’s qb Haskins is down and out in Washington. Destroyer of wide receiver’s competency, Kyle Allen, gets another shot at mediocrity. What did I say about being leery of one-year wonders coming out of college? Huh? Huh? Best of luck to anyone behind that garbage fire of an o-line though.
TO THE GAME!
Bucs/Bears:
-You had to think that at some point-given the quality of Tampa’s receiving corps-that Brady would go off sooner or later. That it happened with Godwin out and Scotty Miller and Cam Brate scoring, well that was a bit unexpected.
-Your Super Sneaky Fantasy Start is going to be a fella that grabbed himself a score last week and that is Ke’Shawn Vaughn. Tampa is so banged up at rb that they may only have him and Dropper Of All Soft Passes Out Of The Backfield, Ronny Jones III available. Horny Fourny didn’t practice on Tuesday so he’s likely a sitter-outer.
-If he dons the cup tonight keep an eye out for Darnell Mooney-last week his target share, route run percentage and air yards were second only to Allen Robinson II.
-Much like Foles, you should keep a sharp eye on Vita Vea-this alliterative interior lineman (along with Aaron Donald) is the only player at his spot to have more than a 20% win rate on pass rushing downs.
Give me your best down below.
Bill Belichick and his wife watching Tom Brady struggling to count to four (artist’s conception):
For Scotchy:
all right, one last time: click at your own risk
OMG, you did it! Congratulations!
Worst Pokemon ever.
I want whatever they were on when they came up with this.
Good boy
Very late but good evening, lizard people. Anyone still here?
Nobody here but us chickens.
Yep.
I’ve got to go royally poo whilst upon my throne.
Weirdest roll call ever.
alright, here’s the edited url for the final “zombi 2” gif. click at your own risk
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yes I know it’s a long url
Well, she’ll need to replace that contact.
It’s just pasted twice.
well that’s how the url was on the page.
oh wise wizard of word press, how does one format spoilers?
I got a better url now
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Leave it like this. Or like other NSFW (or not safe for here) pics:
Spoilers are
with brackets instead of parentheses.
Based on my evening here, it’s a fucking miracle I have my job given how most of it is spent talking to people.
Last time I saw someone forget how many downs there were, Uncle Ed was watching The Kids from Widney High on acid.
Bill MacCartney likes this comment.
But he still hates the gays.
Good to see all the Bears jokes finally summoned you like an eldritch horror
Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.
I’m no judge, but that’s fucking near banner worthy.
Agreed, that’s some funny shit.
definitely banner
So, is Foles now 2-0 against Brady? Both times on national TV?
but you’ll miss my gifs!!!!
…they’re not that good ..
okay, gonna try this spoiler thing.
perhaps zombi 2’s most infamous scene involves a gratuitous eye injury. click at your own risk
Welp, your post went as well as her situation.
damn, am I right to think it needs some censorship?
She needs some tweezers to get that splinter out.
Didn’t bother me, but I’m sure some wouldn’t like it.
Not like it’s THE OFFENSIVE FEMALE NIPPLE.