Your “Glorious, Oh So Glorious!” Tuesday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Man, I’m in heaven-the more football nights the better. For those Hot Takers in the media [whispers out of side of mouth] and a few folks on this site, this doesn’t signal the inevitable early end of the season. There was always going to be an in-season Monday Night doubleheader and there will be more to come. Just as there was always going to be a tilt on Tuesday. The only question I had was, ‘how nimble will the league be when things go sideways?” So they’ve gone sideways now and an adjustment has been made. [shrugs]

More Fallout:

-The Chief Medical Officer for the league has stated that ‘a bubble isn’t a good idea right now’ because a guy has to carry water for The Shield. I’ve no doubt that ‘bubbling’ right now is logistically impossible so dude has to say that there are ‘potential behavioral outcomes’ that might manifest themselves if the players had to change their routine. File under: gobbledegook.

-I’ve read fan sites devoted to all the 0-5 teams and it’s funny that the ‘Oh well, we’ll just get Trevor Lawrence now’ crowd has manifested itself. As though it were that easy. The team that gets super-serious about it is going to gut the roster for draft picks as we’ve seen done before. Most likely candidate? I’ll go with Atlanta because they’re already 37 mil. over next year’s projected cap and there’s long term moneys tied up.

-Pump the frickin’ brakes on Dalton-sure he performed well vs. a pathetic Giant D but he’s operating behind a line that has 3 starters gone.

TO THE GAME!

Bills/Titans:

-According to PFF Buffalo has the 4th ranked O in the league and Tennessee is not far behind in 8th. Trouble is, Titans have very little at wr right now aside from A.J. Brown coming back (I’m betting) a little too early from a bone bruise on his knee. Maybe keep an eye out for Kalif Raymond-he’s the go-to wr when the Titans go to 3 tight end sets, he’s hauled in a couple of 40+ yarders when they line up that way.

-Buffalo is sitting Tre’Davious White, their shutdown cb tonight which I think is a lovely bit of strategery-the Titans wr corps being what it is, the back-to-back short weeks and the Chiefs being on offer in week 6, well that’s common sense.

-How much does Tannyhill benefit from playaction/play-faking? When he drops back and passes on those plays he leads the league in yards gained at 11.9 yards. When he doesn’t he’s dead last at 5.4.

Have a good one down below.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh look! We’re about to hit our highest number of coronavirus cases on a Tuesday since August 11!

Spur

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Don T

But enough about Nissan Stadium

Spur

Let me guess Singletary getting no touches…again.

ArmedandHammered

Chris Hanson wants to know more about these inappropriate touches.

Spur

Q3 Meetings all day. Am about to cut my throat with a letter opener when word comes in we managed to bonus for the quarter. That really helped make the last 2 hours of the day manageable.

Mother Puncher

They call him AJ Brown because he’s a shit version of AJ Green

litre_cola

Easy now, Mr Green put up 0 pts this weekend and has been trash.

Don T

/updates Enemies Excel
//to do later

Spur

Evening Folks

Sharkbait

Banished to the shadow realm

jjfozz

Henry: Please sir, get that weak shit, and get it the fuck outta my house.Motherfucker.

The Maestro

TRACTORCITO JUST KILLED A MAN

Don T

AHAHAHAHAHQ I LOVE DERRICK HENRY

LemonJello

Josh Norman got tossed aside like he was a salad in front of Andy Reid.

Don T

Like a half-age of double-spaced text by Trump.

Sharkbait

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Thanks to Joliet Jake.

King Hippo

I rebooted my computer and now Footy Manager won’t go back to Pretend Man City 2068-69. I am having an existential crisis.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Guess you’ll just have to wait 50 years.

King Hippo

I seriously might snap here. NOT KEWL, Windows!!!111

litre_cola

SCOTLAND JUST WON THE WORLD CUP FOR CHRISSAKES!!

King Hippo

The Euros smh

jjfozz

fucking Ace Ventura quote. money.

The Maestro

If he gets in there far enoug, he might be able to finally a hidden tunnel and escape Erie County for the first time in his life.

rockingdog

bleh

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rockingdog

NFL funny:
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King Hippo

Dude, you are killing it tonite. Huzzah, good canine!

Redshirt

/ found a funny

My conspiracy theory is that time travel IS real and someone keeps trying to fix 2020 by changing something but every time they do, they unwittingly make it worse.

King Hippo

They should re-boot Quantum Leap like this

Viva La Tabula Raza

Kinda like that Stephen King novel where the dude went back and prevented JFK’s assassination and thereby fucked up everything even worse.

King Hippo

Yeah, I mean – LBJ was a fantastic DOMESTIC policy President, and hard to see how JFK would have avoided the Vietnam mess (given it was him that started most of the chain reaction events).

Redshirt

LBJ is a bully who tried to overpower (for lack of a better word) people to see his way. JFK is a charmer who tried to seduce (for lack of a better word) people to see his way. I don’t know much about the Vietnam conflict, but it wouldn’t surprise me if its not a complete cluster if JFK lived.

King Hippo

Read the Caro books! LBJ was indeed an asshole, but it’s a fascinatIng story of a complex man.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I hope the 5th one comes out before The End. Really more a history of the 20th century in the US than just a biography. I’ve read the first two twice….

King Hippo

Yes. Every few months, I remember to Google, see if we have release date. Then, I swear profusely.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Thing is, protagonist returned to the present day and King’s description of that hellscape pretty much matches what we are dealing with today.

rockingdog

found a funny:

me: [being mauled to death by a werewolf] lol he probably smells my dog

King Hippo

We’ve seen The Weapon, now El Tractorcito time. Is like DonT Fan Fiction!

Don T

The nicotine chiclets are being reasonably rationed.
Weed’s aplenty.

litre_cola

Amen!

Recovery Whiskey

Eating ass is the new table jumping

Don T

Ka
Leeeef!

jjfozz

People in buffalo have real goddamn problems.

litre_cola

That dude is fast.

JimU

I know that it happened while they were in Houston, but this team blew a 35-3 to the Bills in a playoff game. Even the Atlanta Falcons thought they choked.

jjfozz

Having a bitter argument with the battle axe about finances and the credit card balance.

Ever feel like you’re inches from using an RPG on the company that fucked you over?

For the love of christ, i applied to be a mailman the other day, and got a rejection email today. Same with applying to be an Amazon delivery van driver.

Meanwhile several of the fuck sticks who didn’t get furloughed are single and in their mid-30s. You know, people who don’t have the kind of motherfucking financial responsibilities that some of the furloughed employees have.

Don T

Fuck those assholes to bits
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Unsurprised

They’re just better at sucking dick.

Don T

Tits CBs line up for man coverage
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Game Time Decision

Naw still more mobile

Game Time Decision

Wtf is with those outlets

litre_cola

I noticed too…

litre_cola

She likes to smoke menthol cigarettes and drinks rum.

jjfozz

Tonight we’ll test the hypothesis: “How Much Everclear Can you Drink Before You Die?”

WCS

EVERBOURBLE ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Sharkbait

Make Limoncello!

Gratliff
Gratliff

y’know, there’s a lot of videos from my middle/high school years that I didn’t think anything of but side-eye the fuck out of now when I consider the age of the girls in them

Sharkbait

Just got the Fauci out of context trump ad. Did I give my computer the finger? Yes. Petty? Yes.

Fuck Trump.

More bourbon

Gratliff

“President trump tackled covid head on” in the same way that one might try to stop a cab by jumping out in front of it

Viva La Tabula Raza

“President Trump is recovering from coronavirus and so is America.”
Gotta call bullshit.

Don T

Local CBS Aff. has shown it almost every break. It’s been on mute awhile.

Game Time Decision

My CBS feed cut off to show Jeopardy. While a fan of the show, nawt over futbawl

litre_cola

CTV2 is a thing I guess.

King Hippo

He ain’t gonna win, so long as Diamond Joe stays alive.

Unsurprised

JimU

It feels like the Titans last played a month ago.

hippofant

The Titans have literally called a safety blitz on every play this drive, and the Bills are somehow still not picking it up.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Like untrimmed bushes, you don’t see a lot of “outie” belly buttons these days. Probably not for the same reason.

Sharkbait

Ground control to Major Devin doesnt have quite the same ring to it

Don T

Josh Allen is very good.
Fuck 2020.

Sharkbait

More like behind.

Gratliff

Wait, Bills-Tits are 7-0?
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Maybe it actually will provide some sort of distraction from the hellworld we live in after all.

Gratliff

At least we have Eli Valley’s descent into madness to keep us company
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkPP_SgWsAAS23v?format=jpg&name=small

Don T

Great rundown and Kalif Raymond love. RumoUrs were that T’D White was “opting out” for this game.

Sharkbait

If he can get a score tonight, that would make me extremely happy

Sharkbait

DFS longshot

Don T

It’s the Mularkey way.
/gets PTSD shakes

Sharkbait

I would love a cat, but Mrs. Sharkbait is allergic. She’s open to testing the theory that Russian Blues, Maine Coons and Siberians are hypoallergenic

Viva La Tabula Raza

I would dig a cat, but I don’t think I could handle the shit-box cleaning or the hairballs with my weak-ass stomach and retch reflex.

King Hippo

my cats go potty outside

Viva La Tabula Raza

So, do you get dead bird offerings? I like birds.
Plus. I don’t need my dogs getting the extra food.

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King Hippo

oh, absolutely. They get praise for being providers.

Don T

Wooooooo!

King Hippo

Wow, that was a righteous throw, TannyFanny.

Viva La Tabula Raza

You’d think someone who was such an avid fan of wrestling would not bitch about that.

King Hippo

I fell asleep with my grandson cat (Noodles Edmond), his Uncle Kruger (Adams) was also there when I woke up. Cats are THE BESTEST.

King Hippo

I had a nap fit for God. Let’s DO THIS!!!

Sharkbait

Tuesday football? I approve of this message

herodotus450

Hear about any good broken arms lately?

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