Your “Glorious, Oh So Glorious!” Tuesday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Man, I’m in heaven-the more football nights the better. For those Hot Takers in the media [whispers out of side of mouth] and a few folks on this site, this doesn’t signal the inevitable early end of the season. There was always going to be an in-season Monday Night doubleheader and there will be more to come. Just as there was always going to be a tilt on Tuesday. The only question I had was, ‘how nimble will the league be when things go sideways?” So they’ve gone sideways now and an adjustment has been made. [shrugs]

More Fallout:

-The Chief Medical Officer for the league has stated that ‘a bubble isn’t a good idea right now’ because a guy has to carry water for The Shield. I’ve no doubt that ‘bubbling’ right now is logistically impossible so dude has to say that there are ‘potential behavioral outcomes’ that might manifest themselves if the players had to change their routine. File under: gobbledegook.

-I’ve read fan sites devoted to all the 0-5 teams and it’s funny that the ‘Oh well, we’ll just get Trevor Lawrence now’ crowd has manifested itself. As though it were that easy. The team that gets super-serious about it is going to gut the roster for draft picks as we’ve seen done before. Most likely candidate? I’ll go with Atlanta because they’re already 37 mil. over next year’s projected cap and there’s long term moneys tied up.

-Pump the frickin’ brakes on Dalton-sure he performed well vs. a pathetic Giant D but he’s operating behind a line that has 3 starters gone.

TO THE GAME!

Bills/Titans:

-According to PFF Buffalo has the 4th ranked O in the league and Tennessee is not far behind in 8th. Trouble is, Titans have very little at wr right now aside from A.J. Brown coming back (I’m betting) a little too early from a bone bruise on his knee. Maybe keep an eye out for Kalif Raymond-he’s the go-to wr when the Titans go to 3 tight end sets, he’s hauled in a couple of 40+ yarders when they line up that way.

-Buffalo is sitting Tre’Davious White, their shutdown cb tonight which I think is a lovely bit of strategery-the Titans wr corps being what it is, the back-to-back short weeks and the Chiefs being on offer in week 6, well that’s common sense.

-How much does Tannyhill benefit from playaction/play-faking? When he drops back and passes on those plays he leads the league in yards gained at 11.9 yards. When he doesn’t he’s dead last at 5.4.

Have a good one down below.

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litre_cola

I am the level of drunk and stoned for a Monday night game. It is an hour and a half earlier. This is great.

Sharkbait

MORE TUESDAY FOOTBALL!

litre_cola

Seconded. I could get into this. If they did all week, my wife would leave me but at least I would have DFO.

Mother Puncher

These announcers really want us to believe the Titans are the victims here

Don T

‘Rona gets no respect

Sharkbait

Oh Bills.

litre_cola

I think Don T is running chugging Cristal in his living room.

Petronel

If he wasn’t before, now’s the time.

Don T

Well, Singletary shouldn’t fuck me over in FF now. It’s partay time at La Mansion

Sharkbait

Or Beasley!

Recovery Whiskey

Bleerrg

TheRevanchist

69 seconds

Recovery Whiskey

Nice

litre_cola

If Scotchy was awake, he would furrow his brow.

Don T

Ooof!
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Sharkbait

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Sharkbait

Why run out there? Why not slide?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Why go for two at this point?

King Hippo

Know whether to take FG attempts completely off the board.

litre_cola

Might as well shoot for 500 – Houston

Recovery Whiskey

Perrier is dinosaur farts

Sharkbait
Viva La Tabula Raza

BLEERGH running wild tonight.

Don T

I’ve had cars with busted alternators with less false starts than the Bills.

Don T

A handful of shitty mechanics stands by that joke.

Sharkbait

They’re certainly not taking it for a ride.

/sees self out

ArmedandHammered

I fully expected the ref to start start singing when he started “This is the end…”

rockingdog
King Hippo

I am really angry to have to re-start my Footy Manager glory. Fuck fuck fuck

ArmedandHammered

Did you not have your games save to the Steam cloud. I made sure to do that after I had a hard drive fail.

King Hippo

I found a workaround while setting up the “new” season!!!

King Hippo

/but shld probably figure out what you mentioned, 2100 will be here before I know it smh

Viva La Tabula Raza

I wonder if those Charmin bears have worms.

King Hippo

Did remind me of the clever Bob’s Burgers “pandemic” episode

ArmedandHammered

The Bills are so confused by success that they have decided to go back to the old days.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Their safe space.

litre_cola

Don T will get out the celebration bong tonight!

Don T

I’m banking a wine bottle. Unless Bills get within a score with 2+ mins. remaining.

Sharkbait

Bailout BLEERGH!

King Hippo

El Tractorcito up the gut until is 28…

King Hippo

/or JONNU

Recovery Whiskey

Triggered — Russell Wilson

Petronel

Malcolm Butler doing what Malcolm Butler do.

Viva La Tabula Raza

“Running over Josh Allen with the MVP prize Chevy Colorado Brady ceded to him after the Seattle SB.”

King Hippo

So much DonT SPLOOSH

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Mr. Ayo

Jests cut LeVeon Bell. What a shit show of a team.

Sharkbait

Happiest man in New York Football at the moment

King Hippo

just trying to free up carries for young prospect Frank Gore obvs

Sharkbait

Less Beasley. MOAR Diggs

LemonJello

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Viva La Tabula Raza

MOAR Butler.
—Pete Carroll

Sharkbait

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Don T

Classy move by the Bills to run the Alex Smith 2-minute offense. #Respect

Spur

if its clean, its cuisine

King Hippo

/looks at Spur judgmentally

Gratliff

That was the purpose of the Natty Ice enema beforehand

Don T

Brett Kern: Punting is thine kingdom.

King Hippo

he really DO make punting sexy, eh?

Don T

It’s excellence. A treat to watch.

Don T

Good play. Firkser doesn’t do drips.

Sharkbait

Second half calls for an Old Fashioned.

LemonJello

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Recovery Whiskey

Same problem as watching Survivor. Promos for CBS shows.

LemonJello

Your first problem is watching Survivor…

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Recovery Whiskey

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Does this site have a practice forum. I have no fkn idea how to post gifs or images

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Viva La Tabula Raza

IIRC, it has to start with https and have jpg, png, or gif at the end.

Unsurprised

Any thread after 11 PM PST

litre_cola

Checks FF, I have many Tits on my teams. I blame Don T. If they have to postpone 1 more game there will be a week 18 and they will have 1 less game count. MY FAKE FOOTBALL TEAMS ARE OUTRAGED!

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Recovery Whiskey

Phil Simms looks like an intelligent Bret Kavanaugh

Sharkbait

Probably less rapey

ArmedandHammered

I have two nephews named Jake and Elwood.

herodotus450

You always forget to mention their other brother, Cocaine-Bloat, weird.

ArmedandHammered

The do well enough with food bloat, plus the fact you need to have money to buy cocaine.

Spur

Tannehill making himself a harem of blond women.

Don T

Tannehill is the TEN QB I never thought possible.

ArmedandHammered

I have been happy to see him do well and that his problems were due to the team he was on and their incompetence.

Don T

Less injuries too. He’s a different player.

Game Time Decision

Slow white guy TD.

Game Time Decision

And doesnt stick the landing

King Hippo

Scumbucket (who I will vote for) Cal Cunningham has seen his poll numbers IMPROVE over the last week. It would appear that Murrikans have finally tired of this fascist shite.

ArmedandHammered

NC voters understand the need for a side piece, whether a woman or a gun.

Recovery Whiskey

Worked for Bill Clinton

The Maestro

Unless someone has more intel than I do, I should point out to the world that Mike Vrabel still hasn’t cut his dick off.

Don T

It’s dependent on the Titans winning the Superb Owl. Decisions, decisions.

Game Time Decision

Lower right

Spur

Left

LemonJello

Right is the stunt vagina

Sharkbait

He’s another DFS punt that I would lose my mind over if he scored.

Gratliff

Tits in the uncanny valley

Don T

I’m “That incontinent lady from the commercial is hawt” years-old.