I love all holidays as they are days I don’t have to work. However, there are some holidays that I like more than others.
It will not surprise you that, as a kid, my favourite holiday was Christmas. Obviously, that was due to the presents but I also enjoyed getting together with family and everyone being nice to each other. Later, as I got older and started buying presents for others, it got to be a little stressful as I wanted to make them as happy as I had been as a child.
So, my love for Christmas got transferred to Thanksgiving. It incorporated the getting together portion of Christmas but it also did away with the present-buying. Another important piece was that you could enjoy Thanksgiving with friends and not just family.
I’ve mentioned before that most people in Los Angeles are from somewhere else. As a young adult, most of my friends were guys and gals from elsewhere in the States. Many went home for Thanksgiving but a significant number couldn’t afford to or couldn’t get away, so we would get together for Thanksgiving dinner as a group.
I have really fun memories of those times.
Alas, slowly but surely, all of my friends’ LA dreams were eventually shattered and so pretty much all of them have returned to where they came. We don’t really see each other unless we make it a point to visit. It was difficult before COVID and now near impossible.
Which brings us to what is now my favourite holiday: Halloween!
Surely the fact that I have gracefully aged into lecherous old bachelor has contributed to me loving a holiday that encourages ladies to dress in skimpy and sexy outfits. I do, however, also enjoy handing the candies out to little kids as it reminds me of my childhood and fun times gone by.
Truth be told, not many kids have come around these last few Halloweens. I attribute a large chunk of the blame to the housing crisis in LA. There is also the effect of helicopter parents that won’t let kids out of their sights and I feel bad for the kids of today. They’re growing up scared and thinking the world is a horrible place when in reality it isn’t. It just isn’t.
There is a lot of good out there and we have to be brave and open to finding it.
So, next week, we will feature hot girls in Halloween costumes. I encourage you to post such pictures tonight so that I don’t have to look for them myself. I’m lazy like that. 🙂
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Since no one guessed the secret link last week, I am replaying the group of songs! Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you hints. I’ll give up to three hints.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
Richmond might just deserve to win this one. That was purty.
They’ve fought back well. Cats could still control and win this one.
Gotta see a string of good ball control.
Also what I hear from lady BFC
1) lol
B) Yeah, no control now. Not enough time to recover. Cats are ded.
Update on Gary Ablett: his shoulder is being replaced with a live rhesus monkey
Ayo, I don’t remember your geography, but these ads are fucking killing me.
I’m in Seattle. But all ads have always killed me everywhere I’ve been.
Ballot initiatives on dialysis.
Thanks, FS1, for the ads to go to Vegas. As much as I would like to be sloppily playing craps right now, imma pass.
Imagine the adrenaline rush betting your life instead of some worthless chips?
Btw, Lady BFC’s main commentary was “those guys [Geelong] look like sailors”. Then she went to sleep an hour and a half ago.
Mrs. BFC is way smarter than us.
But not nearly as drunk and happy.
That was the equivalent of a three man weave leading to a blown layup
WTF. This is going down to the wire. TUNE IN ASSHOLES!
The east coasters will wake up soon and be like “soccer, ay?”
This back and forth is completely fucking my ability to just piss off and go to sleep
TATGUY!!!
Yup, I’m on a MASSIVE lag
Hippo’s lesser footy post is up. If you’re wondering if you stayed up too late.
I don’t understand soccer. Do I stay here or go there?
Stay here. No tanks will show up.
These goals kicked on the run are always impressive af
I could only do 2 minutes of anything they do. That’s before the kicking stuff.
Or seeing the WAGs
Shit’s getting like Courtney Love in Hole. Very sloppy but surprisingly good.
KITTEHs are BACK!
We need a centre bounce tournament. AFL should do it amongst their refs. We should do it amongst ourselves. Winner gets a gently used rugby ball.
Can you fuck it?
That’s dependent on your girth.
So yes for you.
Limiting.
But remember, anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.
I’m getting sleepy.
Don’t blame the whiskey.
I blame you, personally.
I’m trying to figure out how to go to sleep before the lesser footy games.
Tough but fair
Not gonna lie, weird to see local commercials instead of Australian commercials during aussie footy.
I’m enjoying this upside down superb owl half time act.
I was surprised to see Wolfmother as the pregame entertainment. These guys are solid.
Also I think I’m on a lag.
Halftime.
Ayo, you got pom poms?
Nope. Just the skirts. But I can make do.
Geelong pulling a GWS here and not closing out the quarter
Feels more like the Tigers decided to attack. Dusty’s YOLO goal helped though.
Wow, Dusty basically decided he was making that happen whether it was fetch or not
That sucked for Rioli, dry ground and he makes a play and probably gets a good kick at goal
Like Milton Berle said to the other guy, that one’s not gonna match up
This is going to be a good match.
Hopefully but I meant just that kick he pulled off for a behind.
Yeah, I love pulling off for a behind, too.
Wow, Richo won that ruck but not to advantage and Geelong made that set up look easy too. Hawkins goal there makes it a 22 point lead and this could get out of control if Richmond doesn’t do something soon.
Dusty needs a few more tats.
Where is there space? On his taint?
I didn’t get that camera angle.
But I doubt it.
These guys are like Nuke LaLoosh–they’re fucking all over the place
Kittehs are blowing this advantage.
Maybe a little more time practicing kicks, a little less time grooming hipster moustaches
Lynch was so pushy I thought he was going to make Geelong set a wedding date
Wow
Also, boulevardier and a side of Ardbeg are happening
Geelong looking sharper this quarter, stringing together more kicks and handballs.
Can Dangerfield capitalize?
How did he miss that!?!?!
No
Dangerfield has blades of grass on his forehead.
Pretty sure that didn’t impact his goal there.
Great freaking tackle by the Geelong ginger
Followed by a great goal. Great sequence there.
Ablett’s shoulder is 100% not 100%
Ayo, you want to pick my next drink?
Sure. What are the options?
My bar is, shall we say, well stocked.
Freezer vodka. Or scotch.
Scotch it is, but I may double fist with a cocktail, too.
On the scotch, Balvenie or Ardbeg?
Ardbeg. I’ll take care of the freezer vodka.
Wow the Cats had two guys there for that kick but damn that was a pretty kick to take the lead.
KITTEH!!!1!!1!
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IDIOTS ON THE FIELD!
Sorry, in australia they call them “supporters”
Ha, the announcers thought there was a third idiot on the field and it was just a security guard awkwardly jogging back to his post.
“Ablett looking a little careful with that shoulder”
“Why wouldn’t you be if you just dislocated it?”
Well put, play by play guy.
Fantastic kick from Geelong’s white guy with dreads from 53 out to cut it to 13-8
More injuries, this time some richmond player I don’t know that looks like a grown up Bam Bam with a meth problem.
Aaaaand this could get out of control if that shit keeps happening. Martin with a nifty kick right to left and they got a no doubter to go up 12-2
Tigers get the first major score, made it look easy
Ablett is bandaged up and the crowd goes fucking nuts when he comes back to the sidelines
Richmond winning inside 50s 5-3, but it really doesn’t feel that way
Geelong finally looked good there, great movement up the guy and Hawkins with great positioning and a mark inside 50
Fucker pushed it across the face
The rain earlier is clearly impacting the game still, people slipping and sliding and not getting a clean hold on the sherrin
7.5 minute injury delay and we’re back with Geelong trying to break into the forward 50
The rare two injury play. Ablett’s elbow is fucked and Floston (or whatever) got knocked the fuck out.
Shit they’re strapping him down and stabilizing his neck
Update: neither team looks particularly good but I’d say Geelong seems more frenetic and a little sloppy on defense
Opening bounce coming and I need a fresh drink.
Confirmation: I do not know the lyrics to the Australian national anthem.
They have brought the trophy out on a surfboard. Will there be a dingo soon?