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Sexy Friday, Halloween 2020! edition

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I said that this week I would post girls in Halloween costumes, but then I got to thinking and realized:

  • Football gear is kindova costume!
  • Swimsuits are kindova costume!
  • You fuckers didn’t post any pictures of hot girls in Halloween costumes last Friday.

So, we’re going to continue with the Top Twenty Five Pics of the Week theme.

I should note that Gumbygirl correctly guessed the hidden theme two weeks ago. I apologize for not mentioning it last week. Speaking of last week, no one guessed the theme, so I’m keeping it up for another week and I’m not consulting my doctor either!

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

h/t Brocky
h/t Gratliff
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Spur
h/t Brocky
h/t Spur
h/t Brocky
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Brocky
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Brocky
“Chloe” – h/t Horatio
h/t Brocky
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Brocky
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Brocky
h/t ThePirateSloth
h/t RTD
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Unsurprised

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Since no one guessed the secret link last week, I am replaying the group of songs! Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.

I gave two hints last Friday and I will share them again today:

1- You blow on it.

2- Switch a letter and you have everyone’s favourite three-letter word!

Song Number One:

Men At Work – Who Can It Be Now?

Canción Número Dos:

Oingo Boingo – Who Do You Want To Be Today?

Chanson Numéro Trois:

OMD – If You Leave

Canzone numero quattro:

Adam Ant – Desperate But Not Serious

Canção número cinco

Foreigner – Urgent

Seigarren zenbakia:

Madness – Our House

Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you a third hint. I’ll give up to three hints.

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

BUT WAIT! NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND!

Thanks to Brocky, Halloween DID arrive, albeit a little late. Here are your Halloween ladies, courtesy of Mr. Brocky except where noted:

h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t LemonJello
h/t Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

I wish this was true.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Spur doing alright? This really is a good corner of the internet to howl at the moon, wallow, escape, peel back the layers of existential crisis, whatever.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lady BFC fell asleep on the couch, so no more cocktails (too noisy). Scotch and Halloween candy it is!

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yeah right

I’ve got this badass fish tank.

Shit moved it myself.

Brother Taj likes “aquatic effects” like a skeleton steering a sunken ship’s wheel.

Alright.

Thing is my plecostomus HATES Captain Steve.

HATES him.

When I turn the light off shit is ON.

Captain Steve got destroyed.

I’ve got your cheap ass skeleton fuckers.

Plecostomus said “Fuck you Captain Steve” and just obliterated his cheap plastic ass.

Captain Steve is sitting under a droopy ass plant I can’t get to stand upright and he sleeps with the fishes.

The captain’s wheel makes a nice bubbly air effect.

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yeah right

Thank you to all of the Gods, and Internet Dads for their work behind the scenes.

For next week’s Balls playlist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkUxx1Por7g

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Unsurprised

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AgonizingAptHerculesbeetle-mobile.mp4

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Brocky

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Dunstan

Look, comic nerds can argue over whether she’s Supergirl, but there’s no denying that she is a super girl.

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Unsurprised

I can see the appeal of wrestling.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SameShimmeringBighornsheep-mobile.mp4

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Unsurprised

Iced tea and rye + cookies I forgot about. Plus trawling reddit for the album I’ll probably share tomorrow night.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The third cocktail was a good idea.

Will there be a fourth? Will it help or hinder attempts at a halloween post? ONLY THE SHADOW KNOWS

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Sharkbait

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Unsurprised

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Mr. Ayo

She appears to have purchased the wrong size. Hope she gets a free swap.

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Brocky

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s brilliant

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Gumbygirl

What is going on here? I had to get here from the Hard Ride to Nowhere post, the cocktail post disappeared, and I never got the other two today. Is there anything I need to do, or will this magically heal itself?

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Mr. Ayo

Just take the Valtrex pills regularly and it’ll be fine.

But no, there’s no magical healing.

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Gumbygirl

Ok, I just wanted to make sure I didn’t get purged or something.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

A) that’s what you get for taking on stowaways on your boat
B) we’re working on it, but it will take a little time to get everything right as rain
C) have a drink

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Gumbygirl

Ok, I have backed away from the ledge, thanks!

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Unsurprised

Balls: https://imgur.com/a/HaKqBQo

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Brocky

in my head I always hear a “boingy boingy” sound effect

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Unsurprised

Future Clone Lynda Carter’s non-clone human equivalent: https://giant.gfycat.com/CavernousResponsibleAfricangoldencat.mp4

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Unsurprised

Safe enough for FX:

On second thought …

https://thcf8.redgifs.com/SnappyIdioticIberianmidwifetoad.mp4

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I always loved the first scene from 2001 Space Odyssey. I do remember it being a little hairier, though.

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Unsurprised

It’s the 21st century. We have razors now.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

So instead of turning into a spaceship, the bone turned into a ManScaper.comment image

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Brocky

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This has real rule 34 jennifer connelly vibes

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Brocky

balls, what’s your take on this?

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ballsofsteelandfury

APPROVED!!

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Unsurprised

I see it

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Latest complaint: No one’s youtube posts are showing as thumbnails even after refreshing.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’ll be ok

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I am pessimistic about your youthful enthusiasm and optimism.

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litre_cola

Baby steps. Our engineers are working in the background, while drinking. Seriously.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

FACT CHECK: True

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Mr. Ayo

Look, the site at least is working now.

Had some real dad out to get cigarettes vibe for a bit.

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litre_cola

In all seriousness, I would be mentally fucked if this here corner didn’t exist.

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litre_cola

This concert is awesome. It was March 6th in Brooklyn. Then what happened?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is called the “Now You Sea Me” costume. I hate people
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Brocky

could be worse. some names aren’t even trying
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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litre_cola

Bravo.

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Unsurprised

Take two
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Unsurprised

Less grain: https://giant.gfycat.com/SimpleCarelessJenny.mp4

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not usually my role, but fuck it
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litre_cola

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

One of the things that sucks about shaking cocktails is how cold it makes my hand.

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litre_cola

You should really sue someone. DFO has enough lawyers.

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Sharkbait

I need this sign

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Brocky

I like that its not obvious liquor names, like Jack Daniels or johnny Walker. adds to the humor

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litre_cola

Tell your spellcheck to capitalize the missing uppercase U on this here site. I mean even Hard Ride to Nowhere uses metric!

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Brocky

.???

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Brocky

shout out always appreciated.

that being said, as I mentioned a few weeks ago, i kinda got a weird hesitation to post actual content on friday because I assuredly want pictures to be featured on that particular week.
but due in fact the site been down, I got a nice little backlog of the costumed sort

yes, this counts as a costume

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ballsofsteelandfury

You’re doing The Lord’s Work!

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litre_cola

When I first saw Silversun pickups, I thought the lead singer was a woman. It wasn’t, the bass player is and is like Hippo in that she has twins. There is their kinship right there.

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Spur

It’s 2020 why can’t I just clone myself? Spur 2.0 needs to exist.

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litre_cola

After a convo with Hippo today, am drunk and high like Spur watching this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qadXDYNNtg

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Spur

Lady Spur is gone. She said my family was too much. Am a good person. We are good people. She was not ready for me.

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litre_cola

You okay man?

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Dunstan

Sorry to hear it. Feel free to rage/commisserate with us.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry dude

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Sharkbait

That sucks man.

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Spur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtPD0sAhCUo&ab

Last edited 5 years ago by Spur
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Spur

Evening Folks. I’m drunk and high.

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litre_cola

Me too! Me too! See Spur, we can meet in the middle!

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Dunstan

Only drunk (or on my way).

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Going with this tonight (but don’t have cynar so using a mix of campari and punt e mes)

https://www.saveur.com/mezcal-martinez-cocktail-recipe/

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Dunstan

Nice. I have Cynar but not mezcal. But after a couple of Negronis, I’ve made the switch to wine anyway.

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Sharkbait

Jura 10 for me

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Scotch may or may not be in the offing. I’m in a cocktail mood.

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litre_cola

Just poured a “Manitoba 150” edition Rye from Wiser. It is ryelicious.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, the hidden theme is sax

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ding ding ding!

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TheRevanchist

Got my flu shot today. At least I reduce my chances of getting something.

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litre_cola

We will be on the same wave length soon. 5G, Jim McMahon, Bill Gates, Parry Farrell. You will know soon partner.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I wish they had had a vaccine against STDs when I was over in the Far East. I guess I should just be thankful they at least had treatments.

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TheRevanchist

I am here. And it’s now officially sexy.

My boss agreed to me working from home on Tuesday. I’ll go vote, then come home work for 12 hours. Should be fun!

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litre_cola

I have worked at home for 7 months?!?! For sure another 6, I will then request it to be permanent. My gas bill down, weed bill up.

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herodotus450

lube bill: sent off to NASA to be calculated.

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TheRevanchist

Switching to a synthetic.

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Sharkbait

I’m remote until July. I kind of liked going into the office actually, they had free beer. I’m thinking I might do 1-2days a week when this nonsense ends.

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litre_cola

I used to like to start my day, 4 hours in office, 6 to 10, visit a sit till noon, then work at home til 3.

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herodotus450

Gah! Things look slightly different! This throws my carefully balanced world all out of order!

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herodotus450

Oh now it’s back to the old way.

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Sharkbait

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clint greasewood

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

I need to go back and make a half-speed version.

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Unsurprised

Fuck. I lost my first comment.

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Unsurprised

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Dunstan

Oh, and in case the existing hints didn’t make it obvious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-twA5jaZ8g

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ding ding ding!

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Dunstan

Comment window looks weird. Of course, it probably thinks the same of me. Stop looking at me like that.

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litre_cola

Canadian in LA? Bet thats normal, with the jean jacket and all.

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Dunstan

Nobody spots it right away… except maybe right now, when I’m listening to Gordon Lightfoot.

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