TO THE GAME!
Saints/Bucs:
This should be a headliner between the old fogies stating at qb but Antonio Brown has a way of making himself the center of attention. Should you start him? Well, the Saints have given up the most fantasy points to wr’s the last four weeks so why not? Where have you gone, Marshon Lattimore? I remember when he was a shutdown-ish type cb a few years ago. Getting back to wr’s though, Michael Thomas is finally back-those high ankle strains are not to be messed with. Just ask Zymm’s cat! The Saints are walking a bit of a tightrope on D because Brees’ arm has deteriorated so badly. He very comfortably has the lowest average throw at just 6 yards per. He’s leaning heavily on Kamara making up those lost yards after the catch. Luckily he’s the best in the league at it. That said, if a D is able to shut that down there’s really only the other option left.
It’s all yours.
So, what’s on for MNF?
*looks*
Whoa, I bet ESPN is fucking pissed.
I thought all the NFC East teams already played.
Brady’s washed
Well, his balls are, thanks to Al and Cris.
I don’t know, a tongue bath might be good for large particles, but it’s not going to be as sanitary as a quick rinse with an-tibacterial soap.
I would watch
Trump would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for MOOSE UND SQUIRREL
Me and my dad used to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle together on Sunday mornings when I was wee. I didn’t understand until I re-watched in my 20’s why he always laughed at different moments in the show than 8-year-old me did.
The best kids shows manage to work in jokes for the parents.
Warner Brothers cartoons were a lot like that up till the end of the 1950s.
Touchdown by the only man Rambo respects.
A random person stumbling upon this thread tonight might get a different idea of what the site is all about just based upon Spur’s posts. “Shouldn’t it be “Dude, your Fly’s Open?”
It can be about two things.
Apparently she was back in the 1980s.
I’m gonna start playing Joy Division’s “She’s Lost Control” for bobbled catches
(dances spazzically)
NFL referees should do the VAR hand maneuver before and after reviewing plays
THIS to the tenth power
Oh hey you again
Damn sand gets in everything.
PILE OF HUMANITY!
If you say it three times, a hobo gets a shallow grave…
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We’ll be done unwrapping presents before this commercial ends
Those better not be walnuts
Sup Joe? Wanna fuck my wife for me? Can I watch?
Jerry Falwell Jr, is that you?
I’m high enough that I giggle every time they say “pile of humanity”
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The dumbest possible timeline
Just a legendary fuckup.
Fuck off with your Christmas ad Mercedes. It’s NOVEMBER FUCKING 8th
Hold my sake.
—Lexus
Took all of three callers to tonight’s edition of CARDINALS TALK, the Arizona Cardinals postgame radio show, to call for a mid season firing of Kliff Kingsbury.
But these people have legitimate concerns about election fraud and we should all really go down the rabbit hole that is their critical thinking skills.
Nice stop for JPP, I’m gonna go pour myself 1 JPP hand’s worth of whiskey
I’m going to buy a three-finger lid of weed (very dated reference but some here will get it).
Spur, what the fuck?
He’s feelin’ frisky!
Biden’s America
Evening degenerates. I’m back from isolation woo!
Dude needs to look into getting one of these.?v=1517597783
When I was in high school I had a crush on a girl with a septum piercing so now I always feel it move a bit when I see Kamara.
The fruit sort of date is far more exciting than the social interaction sort
Pitted or unpitted? That’s the first question I ask a human date too
I prefer them stuffed with an orange peel or almond. I’m really surprised that’s not an OKCupid question.
What about the fruit kind?
Hey ya bunch a scurvy maniacs, how’s you doing?
You’ll be proud, I got an Old Bay facemask
Dreading the start of the work week. How about you, ya rickets-ridden scalywag?
Hey, I drink enough whiskey sours and margaritas to ward off scurvy!
I actually know 2 people who got scurvy. One because he ate nothing but dumpster bagels, and one because he did Atkins wrong.
You know Jim Tomsula?
Miami Vice catch!
“Sir, this is a bank lobby!”
Sperm bank?
“if those allegations are true, he will no longer be on the team”
Well no shit, he’ll be in fucking prison
LOL @ “he’s on a short leash.”
Yeah, if he assaults ONE more woman…. haha, just kidding, nothing will happen
They could put him on the Unable to Perform – Incarcerated list?
If those allegations are true, we will give him a really stern talking-to before starting him again the next week.
Just woke up from a nap, what did I miss?
/looks around the clubhouse
“Do we tell BFC about 2020, or let him find out on his own?”
Hello, Imaginary Internet Friends!
Biden has meetings monday morning on Covid relief. Just ignore that orange sack of shit
At least Dallas put up a fight and didn’t roll over. Fire McCarthy!
Folks.
Sir.
There may come a day when I will make nachos without singing “Nacho, Nacho Man” like Homer Simpson… BUT IT WILL NOT BE THIS DAY.
found a funny:
The plan? We name your landscaping company after a fancy hotel to trick the President of the United States into holding a press conference outside of your business.
Of course it worked.
When you think about it Four Seasons makes more sense for a landscaping company anyway.
Oh no. Ben got an owie.
Ah fuck this. Can’t even post a fucking video anymore. Fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eENQ_WMato
https://youtube/6eENQ_WMato