Your “Short And Sweet” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

TO THE GAME!

Saints/Bucs:

This should be a headliner between the old fogies stating at qb but Antonio Brown has a way of making himself the center of attention. Should you start him? Well, the Saints have given up the most fantasy points to wr’s the last four weeks so why not? Where have you gone, Marshon Lattimore? I remember when he was a shutdown-ish type cb a few years ago. Getting back to wr’s though, Michael Thomas is finally back-those high ankle strains are not to be messed with. Just ask Zymm’s cat! The Saints are walking a bit of a tightrope on D because Brees’ arm has deteriorated so badly. He very comfortably has the lowest average throw at just 6 yards per. He’s leaning heavily on Kamara making up those lost yards after the catch. Luckily he’s the best in the league at it. That said, if a D is able to shut that down there’s really only the other option left.

It’s all yours.

 

 

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Viva La Tabula Raza

So, what’s on for MNF?
*looks*
Whoa, I bet ESPN is fucking pissed.

LemonJello

I thought all the NFC East teams already played.

Spur

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Gratliff

Brady’s washed

Dunstan

Well, his balls are, thanks to Al and Cris.

Doktor Zymm

I don’t know, a tongue bath might be good for large particles, but it’s not going to be as sanitary as a quick rinse with an-tibacterial soap.

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

I would watch

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Doktor Zymm

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Trump would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for MOOSE UND SQUIRREL

Viva La Tabula Raza

Me and my dad used to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle together on Sunday mornings when I was wee. I didn’t understand until I re-watched in my 20’s why he always laughed at different moments in the show than 8-year-old me did.

Doktor Zymm

The best kids shows manage to work in jokes for the parents.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Warner Brothers cartoons were a lot like that up till the end of the 1950s.

SonOfSpam

Touchdown by the only man Rambo respects.

Spur

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Spur

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Viva La Tabula Raza

A random person stumbling upon this thread tonight might get a different idea of what the site is all about just based upon Spur’s posts. “Shouldn’t it be “Dude, your Fly’s Open?”

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SonOfSpam

It can be about two things.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Apparently she was back in the 1980s.

Doktor Zymm

I’m gonna start playing Joy Division’s “She’s Lost Control” for bobbled catches

SonOfSpam

(dances spazzically)

Sharkbait

NFL referees should do the VAR hand maneuver before and after reviewing plays

King Hippo

THIS to the tenth power

Spur

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Spur

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Mother Puncher

Oh hey you again

Viva La Tabula Raza

Damn sand gets in everything.

Mother Puncher

PILE OF HUMANITY!

LemonJello

If you say it three times, a hobo gets a shallow grave…

Mother Puncher

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Gratliff

We’ll be done unwrapping presents before this commercial ends

Doktor Zymm

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Gratliff

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Bogdanski

Those better not be walnuts

Gratliff

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Spur

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Mother Puncher

Sup Joe? Wanna fuck my wife for me? Can I watch?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Jerry Falwell Jr, is that you?

Mother Puncher

I’m high enough that I giggle every time they say “pile of humanity”

Spur

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Sharkbait

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Unsurprised

The dumbest possible timeline

SonOfSpam

Just a legendary fuckup.

Spur

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Sharkbait

Fuck off with your Christmas ad Mercedes. It’s NOVEMBER FUCKING 8th

Viva La Tabula Raza

Hold my sake.
—Lexus

Spur

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blaxabbath

Took all of three callers to tonight’s edition of CARDINALS TALK, the Arizona Cardinals postgame radio show, to call for a mid season firing of Kliff Kingsbury.

But these people have legitimate concerns about election fraud and we should all really go down the rabbit hole that is their critical thinking skills.

LemonJello

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Doktor Zymm

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Doktor Zymm

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Spur

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Doktor Zymm

Nice stop for JPP, I’m gonna go pour myself 1 JPP hand’s worth of whiskey

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’m going to buy a three-finger lid of weed (very dated reference but some here will get it).

jjfozz

Spur, what the fuck?

King Hippo

He’s feelin’ frisky!

Spur

Biden’s America

Sharkbait

Evening degenerates. I’m back from isolation woo!

LemonJello

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Spur

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Dude needs to look into getting one of these.comment image?v=1517597783

Mother Puncher

When I was in high school I had a crush on a girl with a septum piercing so now I always feel it move a bit when I see Kamara.

Doktor Zymm

The fruit sort of date is far more exciting than the social interaction sort

herodotus450

Pitted or unpitted? That’s the first question I ask a human date too

Doktor Zymm

I prefer them stuffed with an orange peel or almond. I’m really surprised that’s not an OKCupid question.

SonOfSpam

What about the fruit kind?

jjfozz

Hey ya bunch a scurvy maniacs, how’s you doing?

Doktor Zymm

You’ll be proud, I got an Old Bay facemask

LemonJello

Dreading the start of the work week. How about you, ya rickets-ridden scalywag?

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Dunstan

Hey, I drink enough whiskey sours and margaritas to ward off scurvy!

Doktor Zymm

I actually know 2 people who got scurvy. One because he ate nothing but dumpster bagels, and one because he did Atkins wrong.

LemonJello

You know Jim Tomsula?

montythisseemsstrangetome

Miami Vice catch!

Spur

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LemonJello

“Sir, this is a bank lobby!”

montythisseemsstrangetome

Sperm bank?

Gratliff

“if those allegations are true, he will no longer be on the team”

Well no shit, he’ll be in fucking prison

Dunstan

LOL @ “he’s on a short leash.”

Yeah, if he assaults ONE more woman…. haha, just kidding, nothing will happen

LemonJello

They could put him on the Unable to Perform – Incarcerated list?

montythisseemsstrangetome

If those allegations are true, we will give him a really stern talking-to before starting him again the next week.

Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just woke up from a nap, what did I miss?

LemonJello

/looks around the clubhouse

“Do we tell BFC about 2020, or let him find out on his own?”

Spur

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LemonJello

Hello, Imaginary Internet Friends!

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Doktor Zymm

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Spur

Biden has meetings monday morning on Covid relief. Just ignore that orange sack of shit

Spur

At least Dallas put up a fight and didn’t roll over. Fire McCarthy!

Spur

Folks.

Col. Duke LaCross

Sir.

Dunstan

There may come a day when I will make nachos without singing “Nacho, Nacho Man” like Homer Simpson… BUT IT WILL NOT BE THIS DAY.

rockingdog

found a funny:

The plan? We name your landscaping company after a fancy hotel to trick the President of the United States into holding a press conference outside of your business.
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Viva La Tabula Raza

Of course it worked.

herodotus450

When you think about it Four Seasons makes more sense for a landscaping company anyway.

Unsurprised

Oh no. Ben got an owie.

Fronkenshteen

Ah fuck this. Can’t even post a fucking video anymore. Fuck.

Fronkenshteen
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