Well, it’s been another fun week of Donald Trump not surrendering, so lets take a look at the news:

This charming fellow went by the name Peter Sutcliffe, but the press called him the “Yorkshire Ripper”. Between 1975-80 he killed 13 women in northern England & attempted to kill seven more. The manhunt to catch him was more tragic-comic than effective police work. The investigation was bungled because the killings happened across multiple local jurisdictions in Yorkshire & Manchester, and possible tips & clues were caught up in paperwork. It didn’t help that a guy named John Humble, for reasons known only to him (that he never divulged), tricked police into believing the serial killer was a man dubbed “Wearside Jack”, leaving false clues & taunting phone calls for over a year before he stopped. This led police to switch their focus to a different part of the country. In that time, they estimated three more women were killed by Sutcliffe, a period during which Sutcliffe admitted “while that was going on I felt safe.”

[Humble was eventually arrested in 2005 after police matched his DNA, taken after a minor offence, against saliva on an envelope sent to Ripper squad detectives back in 1980. In 2006 Humble was sentenced to eight years in prison for perverting the course of justice. He died in 2019.]

Also, the language of the investigators led them to search for a “prostitute killer” rather than a “serial killer”, which limited the scope of their investigation. In 1979, one senior detective told reporters the killer “has made it clear he hates prostitutes, many people do, but the Ripper is now killing innocent girls.” Police categorized Sutcliffe’s victims as “innocent” and “non-innocent” based on class and lifestyle. Sometimes, the designation was based on a victim’s criminal past, their current life situation, or simply where the body was found. In one circumstance Marcella Claxton, a black woman who survived an attack by Sutcliffe in 1976, was racially abused, wrongly labelled a prostitute, and her accurate description of the killer was dismissed. On Friday, the West Yorkshire police apologized for their past misdeeds during their investigation. “Such language and attitudes may have reflected wider societal attitudes of the day, but it was as wrong then as it is now.”

During the course of the manhunt, he was actually considered a suspect & was interviewed four times, but no one could connect the dots. He was only caught because the policeman that stopped him in January 1981 noticed he had a false licence plate on his car. Taken to the police station, he admitted after two days of questioning to being the Ripper. After a two week trial in May 1981, which hinged on whether Sutcliffe was a paranoid schizophrenic, he was convicted & given 20 concurrent life sentences; a year before his parole eligibility in 2011 he was given a “whole life tariff”, which is a special Ministerial order of the British Home Secretary allowing them to extend a person’s imprisonment “until they die”.

That was Friday, November 13th, of COVID. So don’t say nothing good came out of all this.


Sunday broadcast maps: (courtesy 506sports.com)

CBS SINGLE

NOTE: all CBS games are in the late slot due to the Masters.

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

Buffalo @ Arizona (LATE) – Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

Denver @ Las Vegas (LATE) – Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

LA Chargers @ Miami (LATE) – Greg Gumbel, Rich Gannon

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FOX EARLY

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

Tampa Bay @ Carolina – Kevin Burkhardt, Daryl Johnston

Jacksonville @ Green Bay – Chris Myers, Greg Jennings, Brock Huard

Philadelphia @ NY Giants – Kevin Kugler, Chris Spielman

Washington @ Detroit – Brandon Gaudin, Aqib Talib

Houston @ Cleveland – Dick Stockton, Matt Millen

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FOX LATE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu
Seattle @ LA Rams – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman
Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh – Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma
San Francisco @ New Orleans – Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

Tonight’s sports:

  • NCAA: note – Alabama vs. LSU and OSU vs. Maryland were cancelled due to the ‘rona
    • Arkansas at Florida – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Oregon at Washington State – 7:00PM | FOX
    • SMU at Tulsa – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
    • Wisconsin at Michigan – 7:30PM | ABC
    • UNLV at San José State – 10:30PM | FS2
    • Oregon State at Washington – 11:00PM | FS1
  • Fisticuffs:
    • UFC Fight Night: Felder vs. Dos Anjos
      • Prelims – 5:00PM | TSN3 / ESPN+
      • Main card – 7:00PM | TSN3 / ESPN+
    • Top Rank Boxing:
      • Crawford vs. Brook – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
  • Squealing tyres:
    • 2020 Formula 1: Turkish Grand Prix – 5:00AM | ESPN / TSN3

Looks like a wonderful night in front of the telly, especially since I lined up at 7:00AM for the BCLDB Premium Spirits release. Here’s the brochure; I actually saw an Asian gentleman buy the $84,000 bottle of the 72 year-old Macallan. Not being as wealthy, I picked up a bottle of 21 year-old Auchentoshan, which is going to be cracked once I’ve recovered from the shoulder surgery. In the meantime, grab a beverage & make with the comments.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

Okay, I get that not everyone has a great life, but no one should ever kill themselves. I never walked in their shoes and thus there before the grace of God go I.

The Jim Carroll Band’s People Who Died is a great song, and I know it was written by a very talented poet, writer, and performer.

Dying in a slum I get. Dying in a war I get. Dying in prison I get. But dying of an overdose of Drano (of all things) on your wedding night (how did you even get married? What kind of honeymoon was that?) just confuses me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPNqojbyIDk

Last edited 4 years ago by Brick Meathook
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Counterpoint: Stephen Miller

Brick Meathook

I don’t even get that. I have no idea who Stephen Miller is.

However, BFC, I think I need a good Hollywood (or West Hollywood) ball waxing! Men out there, it’s just good grooming and good hygiene. I’m a decorated combat veteran: keep your feet clean.

Brick Meathook

By “decorated combat veteran” it means I wore a nicer hat. And had clean feet. I had not discovered ball-waxing at that juncture.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I made a black manhattan.

Mistake. This Amaro may not be salvageable.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I poured more bourbon in it to dilute the Amaro. Mild improvement but insufficient.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lady BFC keeps telling me to pour it out and just make a new cocktail. She doesn’t understand that my no to the first doesn’t mean anything about the second.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I switched it over to a red hook

WCS

Figures I’m able to dump the kids off with my parents for the weekend, wifey says she’s up for some Egyptian goddess roleplay.. and she drinks herself into throwing up for an hour, and passing out on the couch. 2020, everyone.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Any recs for cocktails with Amaro?

herodotus450

Mix it with some dark beer and a peat Scotch and you got yourself an Amaro Stout-a-mire goin baby!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Don’t i have to stab myself in the knee to drink that?

Dunstan

Perhaps stating the obvious, but variations on a Negroni.

herodotus450

I don’t care how many placekickers are named Quinn, it will always be the cute neighbor girl from Weeds to me.

herodotus450

Apparently Michigan has put in a new quarteredback, Cade McN-
“Cade McNown!?”
No, Cade McNamara.

herodotus450

Mich pulls to within
(frantically jams numbers into calculator)
still a lot!

King Hippo

NC State’s offensive players are just high stepping in FSU’s face. It’s almost pitiful enough to make me feel bad.

/remember, this is a Wolven Sort that will likely be 17-point dogs to the Fightin’ Falwells next

King Hippo

Florida State and Meechigan (ok, the Meechigan/Paedo State loser) should be forced to square off in the Shame Bowl.

Last edited 4 years ago by King Hippo
Unsurprised

Make them and Michigan State play in the Pedo Bowl. Then during the kickoff nuke the site from orbit. They can play the game in South Bend.

Last edited 4 years ago by Unsurprised
JimU

They probably both will make bowls, but I have no idea how bowls are working this year.

Horatio Cornblower
LemonJello

Was..was that John Travolta as Santa with Sam MF’n Jackson shilling for Capital One?

Dunstan

Had some friends come by with their kids this afternoon. The kids ran around the courtyard while the dads and I drank cocktails on the patio.

Finishing up a blended scotch, the Timorous Beastie. I probably need to downshift into wine for the evening.

Worse ways to spend a Saturday.

Horatio Cornblower

I conned my wife into driving me to Eli Cannon’s in Middletown, (an excellent bar that I highly recommend going to in 2025, when we’ve defeated Covid and driven the C.H.U.D.s back into the sewers and can back out again), to pick up some beer I’d ordered from the Kent Falls Brewing pop-up. Then we went across the street for cupcakes, came home grilled burgers, ate the burgers and cupcakes, and not I am drinking beer waiting for the boxing to start.

Worse ways to spend a Saturday as well.

Dunstan

It’s funny how “I went out and bought stuff to eat and drink, and now I am eating and drinking it” brings a sense of accomplishment. Probably some hunter-gathering instinct. Or just laziness.

Gumbygirl

I went to the weed store today, and then Trader Joe’s. Got some dark chocolate peanut butter cups and triple ginger cookies, along with other goodies. The Gumby’s are having a nice weekend!

rockingdog

pandemic snackin’

herodotus450

Felipe Franks headed to the locker room, let’s see what his backup Joakim Bratwurst can do in his place.

rockingdog

gotta think Michigan is tanking for Trevor Lawrence

LemonJello

What’s their cap space look like?

King Hippo

BANNER this dawg

herodotus450

Wonder if any footedball team has ever just used straight up Sign Language instead of their ridiculous sideline hand gestures. Bonus because it’s an easy class that you could make the entire team take and treat it like extra football practice.

Unsurprised

That sounds like classwork there. What do you think these student-athletes are? Students?

Unsurprised

In more British police are dumb as American pigs, trying to bust a “clown gang”: https://www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/millions-wasted-undercover-police-operations-19259504

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herodotus450

Michigan getting beat down so bad, their electoral votes no longer count.

WCS

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King Hippo

Maybe somebody told them they were playing for JV Harbs’ jerb tonite

WCS

Your next head coach of the New York Jets, Jim Harbaugh![[[

King Hippo

hey now, Senor Weaselo is close enough to the edge as is.

clint greasewood

That’s almost to competent for the Jets, I imagine Chris and Woody Johnson walking the bowels of Metlife stadiums and catching eye contact with Jason Garrett and knowing that they “found their guy”.

Last edited 4 years ago by clint greasewood
rockingdog

LOL
a company where all we manufacture is human cardboard cutouts for stadiums

King Hippo

Wolven Sort DO have a honky slot receiver, if any of y’all P*ts fans want to do some scouting.

LemonJello

Gritty? High football IQ?

King Hippo

oh yeah, and he PLAYS BASEBALL

Viva La Tabula Raza

Or LaCrosse.

LemonJello

Harbs better update his resume and LinkedIn profile…

King Hippo

NC State and FSU are shooting themselves in the dick, as expected.

LemonJello

WOOOooooo! Muck Fichigan!

Mr. Ayo

Harbaugh: Don’t turn the ball over
UM First Play: Interception

King Hippo

see, it’s like that headshrinker trick “don’t think of a pink elephant!”

Mr. Ayo

*deposits tabs*

I love pink elephants!

Mr. Ayo

OMG, they love the pink elephant.

King Hippo

#RideTehSnake

rockingdog

Bacon with a tasty TD catch for the cougs
delicious

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well, our wine didn’t show up, so I guess I’ll have to drink whiskey instead.

LemonJello

Solid alternate plan.

Mr. Ayo

Always nice to be in a win-win situation.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Sounds like a picture-perfect instance of “boo-fucking-hoo.” Slainte!

rockingdog

found a funny:

getting honked at: are u kidding me

honking at someone: are u kidding me

King Hippo

Cardiac Troi Boiz Redux

rockingdog

that was a roller coaster of a drive at the end

LemonJello

I hope Cheese Curd U takes Harbaugh the Lesser’s squadoo to the woodshed and beats them like a rented step child.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Hopefully the curds will squeak when you rub them against your teeth.

Viva La Tabula Raza

2020 Formula 1: Turkish Grand Prix
In honor of Midnight Express 40th Anniversary
Billy Hayes, pace car driver.

Mr. Ayo

Cold, cloudy, and maybe rainy? This is going to be a fun race.

King Hippo

Meaning lots of kewl krashes?

Viva La Tabula Raza

If it’s in Turkey, they’ll spend most of the race honking their horns at each other (source: several years of personal experience in Asia Minor).

ballsofsteelandfury

I feel this intro could have easily fit into The Maestro’s English Inhuman series.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Came here to say this would be an easy cross-post with The English: Are They Human?