Your “Drew Lock A Da Week A Da Century” NFL Football Open Thread

TO THE GAMES!

Fins/Broncs:

Another rook wr in a great incoming class that should have more folks wagging their chins is Denver’s Jeudy but poor qb play has held him back. He’s been targeted 32 times in this month’s games but only has 15 grabs. But he’s made the most of them-his 266 yards during that time frame puts him at 5th overall.

Jets/Chargers:

When you think about ball security, thoughts of support cups, qb’s and rb’s naturally enter your mind but what about Keenan Allen? He’s caught 65 balls without committing a single drop. Is there hope in NY? When Flacco threw further down the field in week 9 he was 7-16 for 170 yds, 3 TD’s and 1 INT. A bit of a mixed bag but it is the Jets we’re typing about. Ballage gets his 2nd ‘revenge’ game in as many weeks as he nudges ever so close to lower end RB2 territory.

Packers/Colts:

We’ll see what Indy’s D is really made of today-Rodgers is by far the highest-graded qb they’ve faced this season. Intense, varied pressure up front and an adamant refusal to give up big passing plays has been the secret of their success this year. You’d think Rodgers will take what is given to him and that Davante will get a shit ton of targets.

Cowboys/Vikes:

PFF’s highest rated passer when under pressure is… Kirkie Cousins? I didn’t see that one coming. With league average qb play now available to Dallas now that Dalton is back on the field, there exists an opportunity for CeeDee Lamb to exploit secondaries with his insane aDOT of 19 yards. Perhaps them Cowboys can get beyond the 10 points per game average they’ve been saddled with since DAK! turned all our stomachs. Also in Red Rifle’s favour is Minny allowing the 5th most fantasy points to opposing qb’s.

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WCS

BLEERGH FEASTS IN INDIANA

Spur

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Spur

Come on Dallas, take this game

Horatio Cornblower

McCarthy isn’t gonna let that happen on his watch.

King Hippo

Donks need to just waste time and take an intentional safety.

King Hippo

Justin Simmons saves the day WOO!!!!!!!!

Spur

HOT BEEF SUNDAY VODKA!

Spur

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Spur

Dallas Defense is all we have left. Let us pray.

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

Hello, is this Bad Decisions Monthly? It is? I have your cover girl!

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Spur

if you have have some coke, she yours.

WCS

Molly works, too.

Spur

ALL THE VODKA!!!!!!!!

WCS

— ghost of tWBS

Redshirt

The current mood of Cincinnati sports radio is…something.

Gatoraids

The lord damns the city that created the abomination of Skyline Chili

King Hippo

Melvin Gordon should be fired into the sun. I mean, that’s only FARE imo

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Stupid Jets kick the extra point when down nine instead of going for two.

WCS

Adam Gase is the next “great” Jest head coach, along with Rich Kotite and Lou Holtz.

King Hippo

why would they be any better at maths than they are…everything else

WCS

Green Bay still considers defense a purely theoretical concept. Even 2020 can’t change that.

Doktor Zymm

Is it coincidence that a QBs knee was destroyed on the same day that someone with the surname Pollard scored a TD? Hmmmm

Spur

Please don’t scare Redshirt back into the clutches of the religious right

Redshirt

Joe Burrow was perfectly healthy before Biden won.

Spur

SEE! Damn San Fran sodomites.

Doktor Zymm

The Football Gods will kill one QB in a red state every week until Trump concedes

hippofant

Dak, Brees, Minshew, Burrow, hmmm.

Gatoraids

Dan Snyder would hire Coach Gilloly

Spur

Dalton has been good
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Gatoraids

Referee Mcgoo at the miami denver game

Spur

Punk ass Vikings. SOFT

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Spur

YEAH!

Doktor Zymm

Three yellow flags in a triangle!? BEGIN THE RITUAL

herodotus450

Tua AND Burrow cut down in one day?

Doktor Zymm

Tua’s leg is still mostly attached at least

Spur

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Spur

it’s just a kicker. big deal

Spur

Eat a dick Greenbay. Go you Gravy infused equinaes

Spur

EVEN MORE VODKA!

Doktor Zymm

You’re going to have to drink A LOT more vodka if you want to get the Russian distilling industry to rig Cowboys games for you

King Hippo

/Tetris dude taps foot impatiently

Doktor Zymm

Tetris gets my vote for Best Video Game Music

Spur

NO WAY. Its Final Fantasy VI (FFV3)

hippofant

FITZMAGICK WAS EVEN THE WEEK 1 STARTER BUT HIS CURSE LIVES ON

litre_cola

FITZPATRICK!!! FUCK YES!!!!

I am of the opinion he got a raw deal.

Doktor Zymm

Getting paid for not playing is NEVER a raw deal

Viva La Tabula Raza

—Charlie Whitehurst

Recovery Whiskey

Matt Flynn has joined the chat

hippofant

As an old bearded white man with limited skills and a track record of mediocrity who got replaced by a young Hispanic kid who makes less money than he does,* yes, yes he did.

* Only in terms of 2020 cap hit. Tua makes way more than Fitz by any other count but then my joke doesn’t work.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I thought Tua was Samoan rather than Hispanic.

hippofant

My joke noooooooo

Horatio Cornblower

“Oh sure, pull out when you need to bust through the line on the field. Asshole.”

Tiffany Rivers

Spur

“Going up the asshole is sinful” – Marmalard

Horatio Cornblower

/Balls crashes through the wall like Kool-Aid Man

LEMME TELL YA WHY YOU’RE WRONG!!

litre_cola

Just a pinky.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Oh fuck, still getting Hell’s Bells on third down in Minny.

Spur

Delvin is scared now. Cousins is going to have to air it out.

Who fucks up last Dallas secondary or Cousins?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yes.

Horatio Cornblower

Trick question. The answer is “McCarthy”

Spur

Delvin looking for more abuse.

litre_cola

Like one of AP’s kids. A Vikings tradition like no other.

King Hippo

DONKS WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

litre_cola

My mother is coming over for dinner. I am the right level of stoned, drunk right now….. That being said I made sure there was one component that needed the bbq and prepacked a bowl out there.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Local Fox station is pimping a story with “world’s biggest stoner” Tommy Chong about legalizing weed in Texas, tomorrow at 9PM!

Recovery Whiskey

Next thing you know they ‘ll want health care to be a “right”

Spur

MORE VODKA!

Recovery Whiskey

Cheap PI benefitting Green Bay. Never seen that before.

Viva La Tabula Raza

It’s the Rodgers Rate that State Farm and the NFL deny exists. Brady gets it too.

King Hippo

BlueBunny is such a coward.

Horatio Cornblower

Not even watching the game and I couldn’t agree more.

King Hippo

5 seconds left in half, he kicks a FG from the ONE

Horatio Cornblower

/rage intensifies

Spur

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Spur

Delvin is going to be hitting those holes slow now.

King Hippo

Tell me about it! – Mrs. Cook

Doktor Zymm

Oh shit!

Doktor Zymm

He took like 3 steps at least, and the helmet was straight on the football which popped it out

Spur

Told you Delvin would fumble.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yo, Fox, just because you call it the game of the week doesn’t mean it’s the game of the week. I mean, your Buck/Aikman “A” team is calling the GB-IND game. Or are they calling it the Game of the Week over there too?

Sharkbait

Baby shark has taken steps. She’s going to be unstoppable now

Doktor Zymm

Have you covered everything you own in foam?

litre_cola

We didn’t do much, he took his knocks, and now is still clumsy.

Gumbygirl

Toddlers can take a hit. My kid used to bounce up laughing for things I would have needed a few days in the ICU.

Doktor Zymm

Squishy bones are an asset

Sharkbait

Cheaper to wrap her in bubble wrap

Game Time Decision

Will be running by xmas

Horatio Cornblower

Now you’re parenting. Everything before now has been cheerleading.

Spur

I would sell now. You dont want those things bipedal.

litre_cola

Josh Jacobs can get 30 pts tonight right?

Doktor Zymm

Sure, it’s 2020 after all!

litre_cola

Looks like Gametimedecision caught Don T in Vodka lge.

Don T ain’t care, he in love, and Titan-gasmed today.

Doktor Zymm

He’s also already clinched a playoff spot, so no reason for that to cast even the smallest of shadows on his in OT, walkoff TD, Titans induced pleasure

litre_cola

I will send a really shitty bottle of vodka to the winner of that league.

as will be custom..

Doktor Zymm

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litre_cola

Well since, Don and I have exchanged btls, I am pretty sure I can get it to whoever wins.

#maycontainhomemadegummiesdependantonstatelegality

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m down with that

Spur

Am getting some vodka.

Viva La Tabula Raza

CeeDee Lamb’s older brother Abie shares high-fives with baby brother Eeyeff in the Lamb household.

Doktor Zymm

I thought his older brother was Cassette and his younger was EmPee the 3rd?

Viva La Tabula Raza

And their father was ElPee, but the Media Lambs are a different branch of the Lamb dynasty from the Alphabetical Lambs. Easy to confuse them.

Spur

WHAT A CATCH FOR LAMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Game Time Decision

Wolf in lamb/sheep’s clothing

clint greasewood

Bipolar Arron Rodgers just swung back into the euphoria zone.

Spur

Dallas O-line is blocking well. Moving Zack Martin is looking like a good call.

Doktor Zymm

Ok, I really want people to photoshop the background on the Dolphins stampede.