TO THE GAMES!
Fins/Broncs:
Another rook wr in a great incoming class that should have more folks wagging their chins is Denver’s Jeudy but poor qb play has held him back. He’s been targeted 32 times in this month’s games but only has 15 grabs. But he’s made the most of them-his 266 yards during that time frame puts him at 5th overall.
Jets/Chargers:
When you think about ball security, thoughts of support cups, qb’s and rb’s naturally enter your mind but what about Keenan Allen? He’s caught 65 balls without committing a single drop. Is there hope in NY? When Flacco threw further down the field in week 9 he was 7-16 for 170 yds, 3 TD’s and 1 INT. A bit of a mixed bag but it is the Jets we’re typing about. Ballage gets his 2nd ‘revenge’ game in as many weeks as he nudges ever so close to lower end RB2 territory.
Packers/Colts:
We’ll see what Indy’s D is really made of today-Rodgers is by far the highest-graded qb they’ve faced this season. Intense, varied pressure up front and an adamant refusal to give up big passing plays has been the secret of their success this year. You’d think Rodgers will take what is given to him and that Davante will get a shit ton of targets.
Cowboys/Vikes:
PFF’s highest rated passer when under pressure is… Kirkie Cousins? I didn’t see that one coming. With league average qb play now available to Dallas now that Dalton is back on the field, there exists an opportunity for CeeDee Lamb to exploit secondaries with his insane aDOT of 19 yards. Perhaps them Cowboys can get beyond the 10 points per game average they’ve been saddled with since DAK! turned all our stomachs. Also in Red Rifle’s favour is Minny allowing the 5th most fantasy points to opposing qb’s.
Do yourself a favour and type below.
BLEERGH FEASTS IN INDIANA
Come on Dallas, take this game
McCarthy isn’t gonna let that happen on his watch.
Donks need to just waste time and take an intentional safety.
Justin Simmons saves the day WOO!!!!!!!!
HOT BEEF SUNDAY VODKA!
Dallas Defense is all we have left. Let us pray.
Hello, is this Bad Decisions Monthly? It is? I have your cover girl!
if you have have some coke, she yours.
Molly works, too.
ALL THE VODKA!!!!!!!!
— ghost of tWBS
The current mood of Cincinnati sports radio is…something.
The lord damns the city that created the abomination of Skyline Chili
Melvin Gordon should be fired into the sun. I mean, that’s only FARE imo
Stupid Jets kick the extra point when down nine instead of going for two.
Adam Gase is the next “great” Jest head coach, along with Rich Kotite and Lou Holtz.
why would they be any better at maths than they are…everything else
Green Bay still considers defense a purely theoretical concept. Even 2020 can’t change that.
Is it coincidence that a QBs knee was destroyed on the same day that someone with the surname Pollard scored a TD? Hmmmm
Please don’t scare Redshirt back into the clutches of the religious right
Joe Burrow was perfectly healthy before Biden won.
SEE! Damn San Fran sodomites.
The Football Gods will kill one QB in a red state every week until Trump concedes
Dak, Brees, Minshew, Burrow, hmmm.
Dan Snyder would hire Coach Gilloly
Dalton has been good
Referee Mcgoo at the miami denver game
Punk ass Vikings. SOFT
YEAH!
Three yellow flags in a triangle!? BEGIN THE RITUAL
Tua AND Burrow cut down in one day?
Tua’s leg is still mostly attached at least
it’s just a kicker. big deal
Eat a dick Greenbay. Go you Gravy infused equinaes
EVEN MORE VODKA!
You’re going to have to drink A LOT more vodka if you want to get the Russian distilling industry to rig Cowboys games for you
/Tetris dude taps foot impatiently
Tetris gets my vote for Best Video Game Music
NO WAY. Its Final Fantasy VI (FFV3)
FITZMAGICK WAS EVEN THE WEEK 1 STARTER BUT HIS CURSE LIVES ON
FITZPATRICK!!! FUCK YES!!!!
I am of the opinion he got a raw deal.
Getting paid for not playing is NEVER a raw deal
—Charlie Whitehurst
Matt Flynn has joined the chat
As an old bearded white man with limited skills and a track record of mediocrity who got replaced by a young Hispanic kid who makes less money than he does,* yes, yes he did.
* Only in terms of 2020 cap hit. Tua makes way more than Fitz by any other count but then my joke doesn’t work.
I thought Tua was Samoan rather than Hispanic.
My joke noooooooo
“Oh sure, pull out when you need to bust through the line on the field. Asshole.”
Tiffany Rivers
“Going up the asshole is sinful” – Marmalard
/Balls crashes through the wall like Kool-Aid Man
LEMME TELL YA WHY YOU’RE WRONG!!
Just a pinky.
Oh fuck, still getting Hell’s Bells on third down in Minny.
Delvin is scared now. Cousins is going to have to air it out.
Who fucks up last Dallas secondary or Cousins?
Yes.
Trick question. The answer is “McCarthy”
Delvin looking for more abuse.
Like one of AP’s kids. A Vikings tradition like no other.
DONKS WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mother is coming over for dinner. I am the right level of stoned, drunk right now….. That being said I made sure there was one component that needed the bbq and prepacked a bowl out there.
Local Fox station is pimping a story with “world’s biggest stoner” Tommy Chong about legalizing weed in Texas, tomorrow at 9PM!
Next thing you know they ‘ll want health care to be a “right”
MORE VODKA!
Cheap PI benefitting Green Bay. Never seen that before.
It’s the Rodgers Rate that State Farm and the NFL deny exists. Brady gets it too.
BlueBunny is such a coward.
Not even watching the game and I couldn’t agree more.
5 seconds left in half, he kicks a FG from the ONE
/rage intensifies
that drive was all Dalton. Good drive
Delvin is going to be hitting those holes slow now.
Tell me about it! – Mrs. Cook
Oh shit!
He took like 3 steps at least, and the helmet was straight on the football which popped it out
Told you Delvin would fumble.
Yo, Fox, just because you call it the game of the week doesn’t mean it’s the game of the week. I mean, your Buck/Aikman “A” team is calling the GB-IND game. Or are they calling it the Game of the Week over there too?
Baby shark has taken steps. She’s going to be unstoppable now
Have you covered everything you own in foam?
We didn’t do much, he took his knocks, and now is still clumsy.
Toddlers can take a hit. My kid used to bounce up laughing for things I would have needed a few days in the ICU.
Squishy bones are an asset
Cheaper to wrap her in bubble wrap
Will be running by xmas
Now you’re parenting. Everything before now has been cheerleading.
I would sell now. You dont want those things bipedal.
Josh Jacobs can get 30 pts tonight right?
Sure, it’s 2020 after all!
Looks like Gametimedecision caught Don T in Vodka lge.
Don T ain’t care, he in love, and Titan-gasmed today.
He’s also already clinched a playoff spot, so no reason for that to cast even the smallest of shadows on his in OT, walkoff TD, Titans induced pleasure
I will send a really shitty bottle of vodka to the winner of that league.
as will be custom..
Well since, Don and I have exchanged btls, I am pretty sure I can get it to whoever wins.
#maycontainhomemadegummiesdependantonstatelegality
I’m down with that
Am getting some vodka.
“Feeling left out, tbh…”
-All the Vodka
CeeDee Lamb’s older brother Abie shares high-fives with baby brother Eeyeff in the Lamb household.
I thought his older brother was Cassette and his younger was EmPee the 3rd?
And their father was ElPee, but the Media Lambs are a different branch of the Lamb dynasty from the Alphabetical Lambs. Easy to confuse them.
WHAT A CATCH FOR LAMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wolf in lamb/sheep’s clothing
Bipolar Arron Rodgers just swung back into the euphoria zone.
Dallas O-line is blocking well. Moving Zack Martin is looking like a good call.
Ok, I really want people to photoshop the background on the Dolphins stampede.