Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

Do I seem like a guy that scored 60-ish points in fantasy in two separate leagues yesterday? Because I sure do feel like one. The Matt’s (Stafford and Ryan) can all go to hell! I’m slowly becoming resigned to my inadequacy just like my family did several years back.

Fallout:

-Gus Edward owners rejoice! Or maybe that should be Justice Hill owners? Ravens Ingram and Dobbins got the Covid and I just heard that Theilen did as well. I Want Tuesday Night Football!

-It’s Infrastructure Week for Joe Burrows given that he blew out both his CL’s and had some other things go wrong down there as well.

-Shitty qb play has been a feature of the NFC East for much of the year as the Cowboys have gone thru 4, Team has gone thru three and Dimes has ever so slightly moved the needle towards ‘kinda not’. There’s only one qb that has brought the suck every single week and that’s Wentz. His comp. % is at 58.4 and he’s been sacked 40 times already along with his 14 intercepts.

TO THE GAME!

Rams/Bucs:

-With Donald busting thru the center of the line expect Brady to have a bit of trouble. When he’s under pressure his average pass attempt goes all of 4.4 yards. That tells me that Godwin will get all kinds of targets tonight vs Troy Hill.

-Everyone yaks about Jalen Ramsey so no doubt the other outside cb will get picked on. Not so fast-Darious Williams, a dude who walked on at UAB and was an UDFA for the Ravens is that other guy. He’s been targeted 37 times,(despite dropping back into coverage more than 300 times) has given up 1 TD and has 4 intercepts.

-As the above might hint at, the Rams have given up the 2nd least fantasy points to opposing qb’s.

-Over on the Bucs side, their front seven has 25 sacks already. But it seems like the way to attack them is to go to the tight end. They’ve given up scores to six different fellas that play that spot. So maybe look at Everett and Higbee to find the end zone.

Enjoy the game.

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Brick Meathook
blaxabbath

Just caught a few highlights and Jaken Ramsey is an awesome tackler. I hope the entire next generation comes up watching him and picks up receivers like that.

Brick Meathook

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Beerguyrob

Oh man, Gisele’s gonna strap on “The Punisher” tonight.

Gumbygirl

Gumby calls her Prince Harry with tits.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Tom Brady is one of the best punters in the league”

–One of these announcers, probably

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, that ought to do it.

Horatio Cornblower

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Horatio Cornblower

Look at the Eagles, sitting there with a play-off spot at 3-6-1.

Go Birbs.

Last edited 3 years ago by Horatio Cornblower
Brocky

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Brick Meathook

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Before I scrolled down and saw the title, I though this might be some weird airfields. Especially like the knife and fork one.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve driven every single one

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Godwin again? Who called someone a nazi?

Horatio Cornblower

Did you miss the part earlier where WCS is adopting a cat called Seamus? It’s been nothing but Godwin ever since.

Sharkbait

The ghost of tWBS?

Horatio Cornblower

THAT PLAY I CALL IT ‘THE SASHA GREY’ BECAUSE HE WAS WIDE OPEN!!

Sharkbait

Fortress of derpitude

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’s the battle of overrated honkey qbs!

WCS

Holy shit:
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Horatio Cornblower

Boy, Whitehead really popped that play.

Sharkbait

But did you say that to your first wife as you leave for a super model?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s what she gets for getting fat*

BrettFavresColonoscopy

*pregnant

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think he and Moynahan ever had the benefit of the clergy.

Horatio Cornblower

Didn’t expect to see Fournette in a Tampa Bay uniform again, let alone catching a pass.

Mother Puncher

Credit to Brady for finding new innovative ways to get away with a penalty

Brick Meathook

Brett Favre’s first completed pass in the NFL was to himself (also at Tampa Bay)

Brocky

ooof football to the bicep is the fucking worst.

that happened to me in practice, had a bruise for a week

Horatio Cornblower

Could be worse.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think it’s awesome that http://footballtothegroin.com/ still directs here

Horatio Cornblower

Truly, our legacy is secure.

Viva La Tabula Raza

That was NUCKING FUTS.

Brocky

double pass?

you dumbass

hippofant

THIS IS THE EXXXTREME FOOTBALL LEAGUE

Horatio Cornblower

That was a terrible pass; you can’t blame Fournette for that.

Horatio Cornblower

After throwing it at his knees at about 90 mph from 15′ away, but yes, he absolutely did. Fournette will be lucky to see the field again.

Brocky

Can you win comeback player of the year if its been 6 years since your injury? Asking for a friend.

(This friend has 9 fingers)

Horatio Cornblower

*8.5

Senor Weaselo

How are you friends with Frodo Baggins?

litre_cola

/kisses chef fingers

Gumbygirl

I don’t need no steeenkin’ fingers!