I’m talking about filling your plate a second or third time of course. How the hell are you going to doze off in front of the TV otherwise? Sheesh!
TO THE GAME!
Team/Cowboys:
-Bearing in mind the division these guys play in you can say that both are riding high on one game winning streaks.
-Each team in the NFC East has won three games and it’s the sort of logjam that your uncle creates in yer terlet just before he leaves your house at the end of the night, telling no one. The Eagles precocious tie gives then a lofty .350 winning percentage and the division lead.
-Battle of the Backups! Both Dalton and Smith have been underwhelming although the former had his way last week with a Vikes D that has given up the ghost. Things shouldn’t be as easy this time around as Team’s D exerts all kinds of pressure up front and has an underrated secondary.
-“Scary Terry” is listed as questionable but his ability is not. He’s playing on an anemic O featuring a third-string qb and somehow he’s 4th in the league in receiving. It does sorta help that he has no help in the passing game but still…
-Zeke had his very first 100 yard game last week. It probably had something to do with benching Terrance Steele and shuffling what’s left of the talent on the line (Zach Martin and Connor McGovern) over to the right side. When the Cowboys ran to that side they did so at 7.2 yards a pop.
Continue doing that thing you were doing. It felt very nice!
I wonder how well the TV show Stingray holds up. Might fuck around and see if I can find it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEkZwcZW40U
Horrible commentating
Works fine on mobile
On Raglan Road of an autumn day
I saw her first and knew
That her dark hair would weave a snare
That I might one day rue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYJO5fJgNSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXLnSkGmTdQ
If this was available, I would KILL IT at karaoke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ukOA994JzA
Apologies if this was discussed or linked earlier, but Andy Reid’s Mac & Cheese Tips are an important news item:
Inside job – Lawyers, Guns & Money (lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com)
Happy Thanksgiving all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR41TwJZPsw&feature=youtu.be
I’m too tired to do it now, but one of these years I’m going to write my In Defense of Turkey diatribe. Getting annoyed with all these folks who show up every year with Hot Takes about how turkey isn’t tasty.
I honestly thought you were talking about the country and I was wondering if we had any Greek, Armenian, or Kurd readers.
You should have realized that geopolitics is way too lofty for me.
Turkey the bird is tasty, and Turkey the country has some really good points and some pretty shitty points
If Turkey’s so good, how come we only eat it once a year? Got ‘im.
Turkey sammiches be my jam all year round
Speak for yourself!
This is logic.
Turkey is delicious and everyone can fuck off
Best car chase movie? I’ll abstain until a few other responses
Herbie The Love Bug
Any film with Buddy Hackett
French connection.
Mike drop.
Ronin is pretty wicked.
This is a great answer.
Might not be the best, but top 5 scene, especially for the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz81ZO0qfvI
Ooh, we’ve got good variety here! I’m always torn between Thunder Road and Vanishing Point
Fury Road?
Nope, the 1958 Robert Mitchum Thunder Road: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunder_Road_(1958_film)
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My freshman year of college, they showed the original Cape Fear with Robert Mitchum at a campus theatre. (I think it was because the remake with DeNiro had just come out.) My roommate and I spent the rest of the year doing Mitchum impressions whenever we were shirtless — he spends half the film shirtless, but is clearly sucking in his gut and puffing out his chest to try to look buff.
He musta been kinda old by that point?
According to IMDB, it was released in 1962, and Mitchum was born in 1917. So mid-forties.
Even as obnoxious (and then-thin) 18-year-olds, we weren’t mocking Mitchum for not having a stellar physique. It was just bad filmmaking — there was no plot-based reason for him to be shirtless in those scenes. It’s the kind of thing you’d do if you had a buff young actor, but with Mitchum they should have said “you know what? Let’s get him a shirt!”
I don’t know whether it was that Mitchum thought he looked awesome shirtless, or the director insisted and MItchum was trying to salvage some dignity, but it was pretty lame.
You don’t support the REVENUE do you!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWCS8rvueRU
Obviously the normally answer would be Bullett but I’m not normal.
Baby Driver just for the Queen Brighton Rock reference.
I always enjoyed the Paul Walker version of Running Scared.
The correct answer is Smokey & The Bandit. How do I know? You can still watch the movie decades later.
That is solid criteria for any good film.
+1 Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper
Another answer.
Death Proof.
Both the chase scene and the kill scene were top fucking notch.
Probably the best vehicular homicide scene ever. Plus Zoe did her own stunts.
Blues Brothers.
What should we watch now that we’re digesting and this bottle of wine is nearly gone?
it’s never too early for an airing of grievances
I’m fighting the Japanese, and putting on Kurosawa movies
Japanese get a bonus from fish resources; don’t let them control the seas!
/Civ 5 only
I’m playing a lakes only map, take that Hojo!
I’m having a good time with Deadwood. I saw the first season when it aired but didn’t finish the story until now.
Bunch of low down cocksuckers.
Porn, obviously.
UrinatingTree and Brendon “Mike McCarthy Is a Clueless Blob of Cow Dung” Perna are going to have soooooooo much fun with the fake punt failure.
Skyrim? Skyrim.
I had a scary moment where I thought I had to go back to work tomorrow since I watched football in the morning. But it’s not Sunday yet, phew.
I do.
🙁
I will day drink for you tomorrow
As will i
Poor Canadians
Same. Stupid work
Same.
Can someone come clean up our kitchen now that we’re done massacring all this food?
Fire is a cleanser
I feel like there could be NFC East versions of fairy tales, but it would have to be the original, fucked up, Grimm’s versions where everyone dies but learns a valuable lesson at the end
Is the lesson hold out and force a trade out of the division?
Well there’s usually creepy birds eating people’s flesh, so the Eagles line up.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eny2FipXMAEpgLk?format=jpg&name=900×900
“And then McCarthy called for a fake punt on like 4th and 9 and they missed it by THIS much!”
d’awww, red pandas!
https://the18.com/soccer-entertainment/funniest-soccer-announcer-goes-nuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJfXDlj2a30&t=47s
Captain Marvel! LOL
Great goal from the run of play. Blue Cruise looks good this evening.
SexiMexi ref is making that hot pink work!
Linewoman last night was superb.
Time for second dinner: charcuterie
The demand for helium has dropped 25% since the start of the pandemic
I’m tuning into Connie Chung Christmas.
She went to my high school, her and Ben Stein are our most famous alums
I’ve been to Silver Spring for work. Great little downtown. McGinty’s shepherd’s pie was amazing. And that little breakfast diner a few blocks from there
Tastees! I spent waaay too much time there in high school, although that was the old location. Don’t suppose to made it to Quarry House, or the pirate bar?
Halftime shows were wild
back in the day…
https://twitter.com/BackAftaThis/status/1331808332219363328
Damn, before I clicked I’d have bet my very last dollar it was video of that dog that grabbed frisbees way high up in the air.
Stupid domes ruining winter weather games
/watching the Maradona tributes
“Today, We Are All Lifelong Cocaine Addicts!”
Ill hold off watching Christmas in Connecticut for another week.
If you pass a Covid test you can come to my house and watch it.
Hope you like wild turkeys and stray cattle.
The Ref?
checkin out this movie
FAT MAN
getting in the christmas spirit
More Civ it is. Football may come and go, but video games will always be there
Sourdough pastrami sangich is on tap. How that brewery pulled that off? I’ve not a clue.
Congratulations to anyone who started Mr. Gibson
Well now what do we do? I still have a turkey resting and a LOT of booze to drink.
Mexican soccer starts in 10 minutes.
Tigres and Cruz Azul here
Yessiree! Its SexiMexi tme.
Say that three times in a mirror and Balls shows up at your house, sans pants.
And thats it. The NFL had abandoned us
First Bond film I ever saw, at the base theater at Clark AB in the Philippines when it came out, From Russia With Love, is on Amazon Prime for no additional cost so I think I will check that out tonight since no NFL.
I think almost all the early ones are on Prime.
yep
I think I’ll watch some regular, easy “pizza delivery guy horny young housewife” porn, and wash the memory of this snuff film out of my memory.
No neighbor detectorist shows up looking for hard objects fantasy?
Beat me to it
Throw a detectorist in there and the Mrs might join you.
“Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here’s the pizza, and here’s the pepperoni!”
*zzzzzip*
I don’t think I’ve listened to Cheech and Chong records in 40 years.
Hmmm South Covid State v Mormon State, or Drop Kick Murphy U v the Lamar Odoms.
OK if Dallas gets a safety, its scorigami
Garbage time for McKissic?
Bengals Oline vs Cowboys Oline who lets there QB die first?
4th and 4 coach, what do you want to run?
A 3 yard in pattern, right into the teeth of the D.
Uh, Coa…
I SAID WHAT I SAID!!!
LAMAR! has the nuAIDZ
RG3 has limped into the chat
“You know what? I love chaos! In theory.”
-Edward Lorenz
Not even going to get Scorigami
Just got back to the game. Don’t know what was funnier – that TD, or the spazzy score updates on the chyron immediately after.
So we’re not getting a tie?
Maybe next father’s day
Yesssss! I think of him every time the football guy is named.
RT thought about blocking someone just long enough to fuck Dalton, then chose to block noone.
Is Dallas still fielding players? Or are those promotional cardboard cutouts?
I literally burst out laughing at that interception.
Daltonface
Big man pick
BWAHAHHAAHAAHAHAH
It’s looking like Dallas’s brief bid for the NFC East lead may be over
Was tempted to take Dall Ass in survivor pool and did not. Really happy right now.
I’m not sure who I would risk Dallas on in that pool right now. Oddly enough, maybe whenever they play Baltimore, depending on how many Ravens players have died from Covid.
Don’t think we’re getting a tie