Your Week 15 First Slate of NFL Games Open Thread

TO THE GAMES!

Bucs/Falcons:

Tampa has these Falcons twice and the Lions as well to close out the season. Expect Brady’s less than stellar deep pass stats to improve markedly by the time the Bucs hit the postseason. Wr Gage is set up to have a good game vs cb Murphy-Bunting who has allowed a 120.1 passer rating when defending wr’s.

Niners/Cowboys:

Over the last 2 weeks Brandon Aiyuk has been WR4 and there’s nothing to be concerned about regarding the Cowboys coverage unit. This is, San Franny may not even have to pass to get up big-Dallas’ run D gives up a league-worst 5 yards per carry to anyone that totes the rock. Rb Pollard continues to eat (heh) into Zeke’s carries as the former couldn’t even be a top 30 back vs Cincy last week.

Lions/Titans:

How’s this for an obvious game script-Henry breaks off a few big runs (on his way to 200 yards), the Titans get up early, Detroit goes to the air allowing Stafford (“preparing to play”) and wr Jones to have big days, fantasy-wise. Seems like a blowout but plenty of points will be scored. Lions with a backdoor cover?

Texans/Colts:

Is T.Y. gonna blow up again? (real good?) He’s seen 40% of the Colts air yards share, the projected game total is high and his ADOT over the last 3 games is a healthy 14.1. The Texans are so bad in coverage that a 3 year vet is getting his second ever start at cb this week.

Pats/Fins:

Bad Bill has had his way vs rook qb’s over the years and he did it again to Herbert-not looking good for Tua on that front. Consider also that his main targets are the likes of Shaheen, Bowden Jr, and DeAndre Washington. Dial up that killer D and try to get some points on the board thru turnovers, Fins.

Bears/Vikes:

Maybe your sneaky play is Darnell Mooney? He’ll be defended by Chris Jones who allows his guy to catch the ball at a rate of 85.7%. That’s, um, generous. Both teams are at 6-7 and still have steadily dwindling prospects of playing in late January. Truth Biscuit’s recent renaissance has been sorta surprising but he’s played vs two of the league’s worst D’s in Detroit and Jacksonville.

Seahawks/Team:

We’ve mentioned before that Wilson’s weakness this year has been in the amount of sacks he’s taken. Team, with defenders Payne, Allen, Sweat and Young are well poised to add to that total. The Seahawks D has recently clamped down on wr’s but is still vulnerable to pass-catching rb’s. That was j.D. McKissic you heard answering roll call.

Jags/Ravens:

Hollywood Brown has been activated off the Covid list and should play and should score. After all, he’s done so in 3 straight and has a 38% target share during that time. The Jags are a mess in the secondary with 4 guys out so Brown might be matched against a fella that has just come off injured reserve. Balls Ahoy!

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blaxabbath

McCarthy is icing the onside kicker?

The Maestro

And apparently Ontario’s heading back into lockdown on Christmas Eve. Better stock the fridge. Good thing we already have enough alcohol in the house to give an elephant cirrhosis.

blaxabbath

Why?

The Maestro

Getting out of control here (over 2000 cases a day, which is fucking high for Canada… though I know that pales in relation to tons of states right now). But we’re concerned about these numbers up here.

Game Time Decision

Good. It should be Monday. Sooner the better.

Spur

Bird on Bird violence. Am rooting for the red bird.

Recovery Whiskey

Referees gifted Tommy Brady a W

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, that was sketch as fuck

Gumbygirl

Eh, it’s not like the Falcons were going to come back anyway. But fuck Brady with Giselle’s dick.

Spur

wow. am gonna miss Zeke.

Doktor Zymm

Why?

Spur

Pollard just took his job. Zeke has been a bum for the last 2 years.

Recovery Whiskey

TB given a 1st for a missed gap

blaxabbath

Jed York is the Mike Bidwill of franchises with championships.

Recovery Whiskey

Rich boy failing to maintain the family standards. If anything Inbred Jed is better at this than the Bidwills. Who never won that much to begin with

blaxabbath

I dunno man — Jed is a step down from mommy and daddy. Simple Mike has already well-exceeded the performance of Dead Bill.

Doktor Zymm

Check out dem Bears, babycomment image

Spur

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Gatoraids

Not sure why many Vikings thought Cousins would throw it deep in the end zone

Recovery Whiskey

Hox clinch postseason

Spur

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Recovery Whiskey

Nice set of boxes

Doktor Zymm

I’m glad the NFC East is reverting to form and not overperforming, putting them in danger of achieving .500

litre_cola

Cowboys win, Eagles win, Giants lose, Football team loses. Ultimate Chaos!

Gatoraids

And whoever their wildcard opponent is wins

Spur

The NFC East team is going to win their playoff game. Whoever it is. It’s how the world is working right now.

Recovery Whiskey

Team does not convert 4th and 24

blaxabbath

Cowboys really going NFC East here….

Spur

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The Maestro

No playoffs.

No playoffs.

No playoffs.

No playoffs.

No playoffs.

The Maestro

I am numb.

I am immune.

I am immortal.

Dunstan

Is today what I think it is?

Spur

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Gatoraids

time on Red Zone which we call the Witching Hour sponsored by Gamblers Anonymous

Recovery Whiskey

Family proved yet again no matter what I’m not their equal, just ask them.

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