Fuck you, wake up already. That vomit ain’t safe to have during slumber.
We can has Derby! Fronk’s Hammers (sounds DIRTY!) travel to Fortress Goodison to face Hippo’s Toffees (12:30, NBCSN). A win would bring Everton to within ONE lousy point of assdicks Liverpool and we must not let Dour (Formerly) Ginger Cunt Moyes spoil that. I hear tell that Antonio is back, which should add some intrigue for both Fronk and Mrs. Fronk.
Villa (nobody likes those Midlands cunts) are away to Wakey’s Red Devils (3:00, NBCSN) in the late fixture. Villa are drawing too many of Everton’s “surprise contender” headlines, so extra thunderfuck ’em. Could be a watchable match, though.
Plenty MOAR tomorrow, plus some lukewarm JV exhibitions!
Millions of Pussies! Pussies FOAR Me Bowl – Georgia (-9) v. “Not THAT” Cincinnati @ Megatron’s Butthole (Noon, ESPN)
Do you remember that song being so dirty? Probably depends on how old you were and first considered moving to the country to eat some of the same. Anyway, Vegas don’t believe in JV Team WKRP against UGA’s 2nd string. I am sure that feeds the ire of Cincy’s “van down by the river” head coach.
Scurvy Bowl – Auburn (+4) v. Northwestern @ Stade du Mousey Third Reich (1:00, ABC)
Uh…too bad Hippo is on GAMBLOR hiatus, because I’d moneyline the fuck out of War Damn Eagle here. Betting against the non-tOSU B1G is always a fine idea, especially when you are GETTING the points.
Perhaps there will be a separate Raging Semis post, depending on the level of headache in the rest of Most Glorious Clubhouse.
How on earth is OSU the least despicable team in these playoffs
Okay, let’s see if my Buckeyes win or if 2020 has created a 13th month and its actually Tredecember 1, 2020.
For once, you have a sympathetic audience in the Clubhouse (beyond herodotus).
Jeez, I got the sympathy vote? I gotta find better teams or stronger liquor.
I find y’all just a tick less evil/boring than Clemson. But still MOAR so than Roll Damn Tide.
It’s called Smarch, have we remembered nothing?
Jesus – Saban almost sounds human.
That’s just his doppelgänger/decoy.
I mean, aside from that late 4th quarter conversion, nothing made him super angry.
He’s against Notre Dame. He’s just enjoying the rare instance of being the babyface.
I really love how casual it was for Alabama to dispatch Notre Dame. I’ve seen hypothermia patients break more of a sweat than the Crimson Tide did today.
Backdoor Golden Domer cover!
Moral victory, at least.
Game going fast means no need to delay the 2nd kickoff, at least. Already feeling sleepy.
It seems ‘Bama has entered the ‘killing time’ portion of the evening.
See you for the Son du Clemson tilt.
I really don’t like myself for cheering for tOSU. Then again, not liking myself is a comfortable, familiar feeling.
Another one from Gumby