Fuck you, wake up already. That vomit ain’t safe to have during slumber.
We can has Derby! Fronk’s Hammers (sounds DIRTY!) travel to Fortress Goodison to face Hippo’s Toffees (12:30, NBCSN). A win would bring Everton to within ONE lousy point of assdicks Liverpool and we must not let Dour (Formerly) Ginger Cunt Moyes spoil that. I hear tell that Antonio is back, which should add some intrigue for both Fronk and Mrs. Fronk.
Villa (nobody likes those Midlands cunts) are away to Wakey’s Red Devils (3:00, NBCSN) in the late fixture. Villa are drawing too many of Everton’s “surprise contender” headlines, so extra thunderfuck ’em. Could be a watchable match, though.
Plenty MOAR tomorrow, plus some lukewarm JV exhibitions!
Millions of Pussies! Pussies FOAR Me Bowl – Georgia (-9) v. “Not THAT” Cincinnati @ Megatron’s Butthole (Noon, ESPN)
Do you remember that song being so dirty? Probably depends on how old you were and first considered moving to the country to eat some of the same. Anyway, Vegas don’t believe in JV Team WKRP against UGA’s 2nd string. I am sure that feeds the ire of Cincy’s “van down by the river” head coach.
Scurvy Bowl – Auburn (+4) v. Northwestern @ Stade du Mousey Third Reich (1:00, ABC)
Uh…too bad Hippo is on GAMBLOR hiatus, because I’d moneyline the fuck out of War Damn Eagle here. Betting against the non-tOSU B1G is always a fine idea, especially when you are GETTING the points.
Perhaps there will be a separate Raging Semis post, depending on the level of headache in the rest of Most Glorious Clubhouse.
The Shite-ing Irish!
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4dfdd390-28bf-47a8-8588-fcf832b43f82
This is like watching a cat play with a mouse, because the cat’s too bored/amused just to bite its head off already.
If you haven’t seen “Soul” the new Pixar movie you should correct that.
Outstanding.
Why didn’t Yeti just use Dwight Yoakum’s far superior version of that song? They charge enough for those damn things, they can afford it!
https://youtu.be/k4JAye65OHk
A Drew from (New) Canaan now leading the Catholics!?
Sounds pretty much like how they got their start.
Knowing there’s a Lily/Gadot commercial that I can’t see makes me hate CanCon regulations just a little bit more today.
Oh snap, was I supposed to have #6? My bad, coach.
I think the thing I hate most about Notre Dame is that they are making me root for Alabama. It’s like cheering for the Nazis in “Sophie’s Choice”.
Or rooting for the Soviets against the Nazis during WW2 if you were Poland?
Hey, at least Uncle Joe ate meat!
Pierogis over borscht any day.
Now I want pierogies.
Say what you will about the tenets of Nick Sabanism, at least it’s an ethos.
Jalapeno cornbread?
Jalapeno cornbread!
Needs more chili (to dip into).
Or to slather on top of…
Goddamn. That texture was perfect.
The thing about eating cornbread with your black eyed peas is if you eat it over the bowl of soup it thickens the texture of the soup and holy crap is that fucking delicious.
Mac Jones has the look, name, and position of the villain from an 80s college sex comedy.
Hooray for Mister FITBAW!!! amirite??
I found my greens for my New Year’s meal.
I put jalapenos in my cornbread. Take that Grandmommie!
Were she still alive Grandmommie’s response would be, this is word for word mind you, “You little shit ass!”
Peak hungover laziness. I just ordered Wendys for delivery from bed at the end of my 2nd nap.
Fulham must have won.
Oh no, they got them some of the #nuAIDS.
Have a little killer instinct, Tide.
Alvin Kamara placed on COVID-19 list, will miss Saints’ Week 17 game against Panthers – CBSSports.com
Oh, crap.
I suspect this is a MRSA Dreamboat-based conspiracy.
Official song of every New Year’s (FOAR Hippo):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpSWj0qrVoE
Looks like they’re avoiding using Smith as anything now but a decoy.
Edit: until then
Stupid graphics. The gold Down&Distance marker keeps me thinking that a flag was called on the play.
Pey-Pey SINGS!
No-tre-Dame-is-li-quid-SHIT!
Jeebus Christ, think I see who NFL Cincy needs to draft now…
Except for QB or if a playmaker drops down to them, it has to be best OL available. The OL has gotten a little better, but it has to be better if Burrow is gonna last longer than four seasons.
Hint – #6 in Crimson just might be a playmaker. Him and Boyd together for next 10 years?
Oh, yeah. I’ve seen his name drop as an option.
If they remain at 5 or 6, one of them may drop to their spot. If both drop, they may have to decide between Fun Decision to Grown Up Decision.
I just don’t think there’s another OL (besides the mammoth duck) worth taking at #5 or 6. So long as you went OL with next two picks, think would be sensible.
Yeah, but at 5/6 they can’t really trade down to get more picks, unless a QB falls and a team in the 10-20s see a chance to make a move.
Wow, it was 3rd down for maybe 5 seconds
Fitting this game is in Arlington, since Notre Dame’s post-season record for the last 20 years is a lot like the Dallas Cowboys
Well that’s just not true at all.
Dallas doesn’t get to the post-season nearly as much as Notre Dame.
Guess I should watch the “Bama radio” feed on SECN, but maybe I will just read instead.
You don’t have to rub it in their faces.
see also:
Some folk will NEVAR lose a toe
But then again, some folk’ll….
Thanks for the Wonder Woman/Lily suggestion there, AT & T.
I’ll be in my bunk.
“It’s awfully hot in here under these studio lights, do you mind if I take off my top?”
“No, please. Bring the Lasso.”
Hey, you two. You need Internet Dad’s written permission to fuck in the Clubhouse!
Technically its Lily/Gadot, and I can make a decent argument that at that point, its more of “art” than “sexual congress”.
Gal Gadot in a commercial with AT&T Lily?
SOMEONE GET RIKKI’S MONKEY’S PAW BEFORE IT CAN CURL!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
I imagined all y’all screaming Maaaaaakkkke Ouuuutttt!!!
After 2 TD drives…I am fairly certain that Bama has yet to reach 3rd down on offense.
Announcers have a large enough Domer Boner ™ that one could see it from outer space.
They’re just trying desperately to avoid a blowout and all the viewers going to watch replays of the Rose Parade.
I would like to note that UConn is undefeated against Notre Dame football.
So is the wind
I’m no Bama fan, but I LOVE how they tackle and wrap up.
Also, I came up with a rooting interest tonight – so long as Son de Clem loses, NC State takes the pitch tomorrow as the lone possible post-season winner from the ACC
Go theeeeeee
I follow this account for just such brutality:
UConn: It’s Coming
@NoEscalators
The two saddest moments in a Notre Dame student’s life are when they open an admissions decision from an Ivy League school and when ND plays in a meaningful college football game
Bitchin’ Kamara has an owie??
Teams shouldn’t even get timeouts until the second and fourth quarters.
I’m going on record and saying that the Northwestern coach is going to get an NFL job. I’d run through a goddamn wall for that man.
They were great this year.
He wants not to uproot his kids, but the Bearistocrats! could/should offer.
Holy shit that would be perfect but I don’t want good things for the Bears because fuck them.
Agreed. Northwestern went from Working Bye Week to Force to be Reckoned With.
Homecoming opponent.
All due respect, but I’m rooting for the empire in this game, because Notre Dame losing big will cheer me up after Cincinnati made their bed and then explosively diarrheaed on it.
I’m not a fan of ‘Bama, but it’s never wrong to root against Brian Kelly or Notre Dame.
I lived in Birmingham for so long I got indoctrinated in the cult. Even though I went to Georgia! And UAB.
Perfectly understood. I wasn’t even a huge Ohio State football fan when I first went to Ohio State. Then I went to Freshman Orientation and I walked out with a love for Buckeyes football, an unexplained hatred of everything Michigan, and an acceptance of going in tens of thousands of dollars in debt.
Gotta give them credit though. I saw no flashing lights or spinning spirals, and I didn’t drink anything.
Ohioans are still pissed off that they only ended up with the Toledo Strip while Michigan got the whole Upper Peninsula. Never been there, but I bet it’s whole lot prettier than fucking Toledo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War
Or Papists, for that matter.
My Aunt Mary was on the board of regents at ND for years. She may still be, even though she’s senile AF.
That’s would make her perfect for them.
I would have thought it was a requirement.
Roll Damn Tide!!
They should have moved the game to Tyler, TX, if they were going to keep the Rose Bowl name.
Notre Dame has no business being in this game
Notre Dame has no business being
RIng my bells, daddio.
I just got up. Is Notre Dame already down 10?
14
14 but who’s counting? ??
Awesome.
THAT PLAY, I CALL IT A SCISSOR-LIFT, BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN NOTRE DAME HAS BEEN HURT BY A KID FALLING OUT OF THE SKY!!!
Najee fucking Harris. The man!
ND getting 19.5 points was just enough to keep me from betting the game, (that, and being a total coward when it comes to gambling on sports), and 10 minutes into this game I am sorely regretting that.
I bet an ND alum that Bama would cover by the end of the 1st quarter.
It’s going to be close.
Btw, Nacho Fries Bell Grande are friggen amazing.
Damn you. I’m resisting.
Don’t. Start the year off on a good note.
Taco Bell Nacho Fries Nutrition Facts (fastfoodnutrition.org)
I might be able to work with that.
As long as you’re not worried about high blood pressure; those sodium numbers are something else.
The Bell Grande version is 710 calories.
https://www.tacobell.com/food/nachos/nacho-fries-bellgrande
Imagine being Auburn and losing to a private school for lawyers and med students. I guess hiring Boise State’s coach will fix that.
Notre Dame is getting beat down today like they were an NFL girlfriend.
Good, has anybody ever lost by more than 100 points in a football game? Because I would love to see ND claim that particular achievement.
A few times. 222-0 is the record
Holy shit, was tOSU playing a pop Warner team made of polio victims?
Georgia Tech vs. something called Cumberland. If I recall correctly there was a grudge involved between the coaches.
if there wasn’t one before the game, I bet there was one afterwards.
Here’s one from Gumby
Ha ha!
Taste the rainbow
I doubt any of them were cherry flavored.
They would be old and stale.
I always wondered why it was called popping a cherry, is it because blood and cherry juice are similar in color?
The parchment yellow background showing the down and distance info at lower right of the screen sucks. It makes me think that a penalty flag has been thrown on every play.
Are the highlight games the time to introduce new graphics? Just do it at the beginning of the season assholes.
Went in for my annual physical with my PCP the other day, I noticed that he was wearing a polo with an ND logo, in school colors. I refrained from making any snarky comment, and maybe therefore avoided getting a “finger-wave.”
Time for some new PCP.
“Oh, you know me.”
This way you always have conversation for next time. “How about those Irish in the Rose Bowl boy they got their asses handed to them, Bama abused the shit out of those fuckin overrated gloree boys….”
Not recommended if they are also your proctologist.
So much for war damn eagle
Time for Roll Damn Tide!
New Year’s Day menu?
All about them black eyed peas and cornbread boss.
Got any collards to go with that?
Easy there Fuzzy. The Masters is in another four months.
Not today. Had a fun conversation with one of my co workers who’s also a cook. Told him my menu and he said he’s making the same thing but he’s also making some ox tails. He asked me “What meat are you having?”
I told him “None.” That’s when I realized my tradition happened because I was the youngest of 4 grandsons and my grandmother was a tight ass who didn’t give everybody meat. Which is why every year is just black eyed peas and cornbread and occasionally a fried tater.
Fucking grandmommie, man!