Welcome To First Hangover of 2021! Lesser Footy Thread

Fuck you, wake up already.  That vomit ain’t safe to have during slumber.

We can has Derby!  Fronk’s Hammers (sounds DIRTY!) travel to Fortress Goodison to face Hippo’s Toffees (12:30, NBCSN).  A win would bring Everton to within ONE lousy point of assdicks Liverpool and we must not let Dour (Formerly) Ginger Cunt Moyes spoil that.  I hear tell that Antonio is back, which should add some intrigue for both Fronk and Mrs. Fronk.

Villa (nobody likes those Midlands cunts) are away to Wakey’s Red Devils (3:00, NBCSN) in the late fixture.  Villa are drawing too many of Everton’s “surprise contender” headlines, so extra thunderfuck ’em.  Could be a watchable match, though.

Plenty MOAR tomorrow, plus some lukewarm JV exhibitions!

Millions of Pussies!  Pussies FOAR Me Bowl – Georgia (-9) v. “Not THAT” Cincinnati @ Megatron’s Butthole (Noon, ESPN)

Do you remember that song being so dirty?  Probably depends on how old you were and first considered moving to the country to eat some of the same.  Anyway, Vegas don’t believe in JV Team WKRP against UGA’s 2nd string.  I am sure that feeds the ire of Cincy’s “van down by the river” head coach.

Scurvy Bowl – Auburn (+4) v. Northwestern @ Stade du Mousey Third Reich (1:00, ABC)

Uh…too bad Hippo is on GAMBLOR hiatus, because I’d moneyline the fuck out of War Damn Eagle here.  Betting against the non-tOSU B1G is always a fine idea, especially when you are GETTING the points.

Perhaps there will be a separate Raging Semis post, depending on the level of headache in the rest of Most Glorious Clubhouse.