TO THE GAME!
Bears/Saints:
-The general consensus is that on-the-cusp of 42 years, Drew Brees will hang up his mole/birthmark for good after he loses. That won’t be happening today.
-Despite being benched Truth Biscuit actually has a record of 6-3 as a starter this year. Despite having the 2nd worst passing grade and a high rate of uncatchable balls the Bears win with him in the lineup. What gives? Well, it helps that his wr unit is 4th in yards after catch and 2nd in broken tackles-they’re inflating his stats so much they should call themselves “The Air Balloon Brigade”.
-Allen Robinson himself is responsible for more than half of the wr unit’s first downs and touchdowns. His partner Mooney is out so the 13 targets he had last week will be distributed among Riley Ridley(?) and Javon Wims(?).
-Both Kamara and Michael Thomas have been activated for this game. The former should have an easier time than usual because Bears lb Roquan Smith is out for this one. His replacement is much slower of foot.
-Down near the endzone Brees should cast an eye towards te Cook because the Bears have given up 12 scores in 16 games to the position.
-Despite averaging over 100 yards per game over the last month and a half rb Montgomery should have a bit of trouble vs a Saints D that has no glaring weaknesses.
-During their last 8 games they are top 3 vs the pass and the run in defensive DVOA. Their secret sauce? They’ve played against a qb-less Denver team, Nick Mullens, Atlanta (X2) and P.J. Walker.
-One last note on these Saints and something that I haven’t seen anything about. Their roster construction couldn’t possibly have been done better. Your qb goes down and Taysom is there with Jameis (on a cheap contract) waiting in the wings-and then Thomas is missing in action and Sanders picks it up. And then Kamara has problems and Lat Murray is there to fill the void. That’s a solid franchise that actually prepared for the possibility of injuries.
Diddle your fiddle down below.
Did Romo go to the riot and get on No Fly List?
I doubt it.
Romo never shows up anywhere in January.
He couldn’t make the trip and stayed home. You know he never goes far in the playoffs.
My wife is famous for telling the servers not only our names, but where we’re from, and we were making fun of her when the latest Dr. Rick commercial came on, and then my daughter sighed and said “I’d pay a lot of money to be able go to a restaurant again and have Mom tell the waitress our life story.”
Those really are great commercials. I mean, I don’t know that they make me want to buy their insurance, but they are amusing.
“Do we really need a sign to tell us to live, laugh, love?”
They aren’t designed to make you want to buy insurance, but to remember the company’s name when you need to buy insurance.
“Getting tackled feels like falling down the stairs… then hitting your shin on the bed.”
Nate Burl son killin’ on Nick
Christ, N’Awlins is gonna fuck this up, just to suit MRSA Dreamboat’s whims.
Pretty sure this violates my “no pornography” resolution for the new year, but that doesn’t mean YOU can’t enjoy it!
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That is delightful
Wait, what?
Erótica only.
404
Nm found it. And it was delicious
Kids, Khalil Mack is what we call a ‘Bad Motherfucker’
“Please tell me that The Naked Brothers Band is doing the halftime show!”
-M. Trestman
An empty windowless van honks mournfully outside of a blood-soaked construction site.
Is that what you reckon happened?
Put it this way: I’m not betting against that having happened.
Yeah he was always on the edge and TWBS was quite worried. RIP
Zoey 101 was a fun show until Zoey Spears got herself knocked up and I had to have that talk with the kids.
Just kidding. They had it with me.
(Speaking of Dan Schneider . . .)
My kids were a little older by the time that one rolled around, but yeah, that show was really questionable.
“This social distancing thing isn’t a big deal. My girlfriend and I have been doing it for years.” — Manti Te’o
He got married this year.
Presumably in person.
Seems like it’s tailor-made for Ninety Day Fiance.
Scenes from the wedding.
Or they MMA fighter in Russia that married a doll recently.
Shan’Khor yawns lazily, saving her energy for the fourth quarter.
This should be in every game!
The spongebob music fits that play so well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aGMuWFkUpY&ab
Zymm what was the Japanese box you ordered?
Bokksu box
Sir, they’re called mail order brides.
As soon as I posted that comment, I knew I opened myself up there.
Just make sure you open the box before you open yourself.
Those air holes aren’t as effective as you’d think.
The angry pegging should wait until after FITBAW, sir!
or 1st Ladies depending on the crate
This might be my favoUrite reply ever.
Ridiculous call
This is the one time I’d miss Patriots in the playoffs so a kid reporter could use interview Belliicheck
“Got a photo of your Mom naked? No? You wanna buy some?”
“Hey kid, where’s your mom?”
Yeah, but if you’re a fourteen year old football-head and got forty minutes of Grumblelord explaining defense to you, that would be nerdvana.
I’d be willing to bet that Bill would spend a lot more time with a kid football nerd than he does with the adult interviewers who ask the same generic questions over and over again.
Unless it was game day. Game day everyone can go straight to hell.
Didn’t that actually happen once? I recall some pro coach getting a question from a kid “reporter” and handling it well, but I don’t remember who the coach was.
You know what you don’t see anymore? Mimes.
You would think it is a perfect social distancing act.
They all went to Hollywood and became guys who act inside rubber monster suits
Source?*
*guy without a sense of humour
Nate is explaining that the Red Zone is the ‘Money Zone’ and so help me God if he calls a touchdown the ‘Money Shot’ I am going to call it a day and never watch football again, because that is not going to be topped.
So funny that when Brees finally rears back to throw it long, it’s caught at the line of scrimmage.
Wasn’t it #7 aka Taysom?
Oopsie?
Winner gets part a piece of the aggro crag
HEFTY INTERCEPTY
FATGUYCEPTION
BIG PICK
‘Rugrats’ wasn’t so much a cartoon as it was the most effective pro-choice advertisement I’ve ever seen.
Fat Guy Mormon-ception!
Fatguyception!
FAT GUY INTERCEPTION!
Truth Biscuit still trying to find Blue’s Clues as to how to win the game.
Back to the thinking chair with Sean Payton
yeah, no Roquan should = MOAR Bitchin’ Kamara
Is that former Seahawk and Seattle native Nate Burleson? Looks like it
Yup. He wants to walk around in a diaper like Tommy Pickles.
Nickelodeon doesn’t kink-shame.
“They sure didn’t “ — Dan Schneider
I bet Donkey Lips could start as a Bear limeman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s
since I’m all nostalgic for Nickelodeon, here’s a commercial i saw an estimated 8,000 times
Next Jets head coach
Wonder what ole Barth is up to these days?
No, the Jets will hire someone really competent and become a contender.
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Sorry, no, this was just the introduction to the Opposite Sketches.
Apparently they interviewed Marvin Lewis. He will win them a super bowl
mommy are you hurt? I keep hearing about Kissing Titties
SHANKLOR I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID LAST NIGHT!
So they’re basically asking the kickers to kick a ball smack in the middle of spongebob’s face? Isn’t that bullying?
But what if he likes balls in his face??
More like Will Putz
Well, Spongebob in the uprights is legit terrifying…
Pictures, please (I can’t watch the Nick feed).
PRAISE SHANK’LOR
Can someone explain the under/over, moneyline and what the +7,-6 means? For the kids of course, explain for the kids.
Common Core Gambling
Just the tip!
Hey Nickelodeon: where’s the Cialis ads?
Clarissa Explains It All: First, you’re going to need two bathtubs…
Having starred in The Big Bang Theory and now Call Me Kat, it’s safe to say that Mayim Bialik is the most successful person to have ever earned a PhD in neuroscience.
Kids, one things you need to understand is that any time the NFL has a chance to fuck over the Saints, they’re gonna take it. So expect this clearly incomplete pass to be ruled an interception.
Also, touchdown Seahawks!
/Russell Wilson gets slimed
//Not like he’s doing anything now anyway
///Charmslinger lifts head from Ciera’s lap region
Nah. Got to set up that Brady Brees matchup
Nick needs to say a review reject is like a DO OVER
let him announce it
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT18gdbmS31VkEhA3vsz5Cziy0jxH4CFb38jQ&usqp=CAU
I vote NO CATCH.
I vote CHAOS. I mean, CATCH.
Concur. Ground assisted. But they hate overturning calls so I give it 50/50
Looked fine except for that one little part maybe
How will they handle it if they catch one of the players/coaches saying “fuck” ?
they’re gonna call their mom
Awhhooooga! sound effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uolTBX198DI
Alright. I wasn’t planning on getting high today, but this game has earned it.
I want so badly for someone to do the Randy Moss fake mooning on the Nick broadcast.