Your “Is This Thing Still Going?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Well, the third day of the Draft started at noon ET, and this post went up about 5:00 pm ET, so let’s hope the tomfoolery is done with. Because it’s drinking time!

So, let’s set the mood. How about a little Sinatra?

Perhaps some hors d’oeuvres? Some small bite albóndigas, perhaps?

Maybe a few bruschetta and pakora?

May I interest you in a cocktail,

or perhaps some shots?

In any circumstance, let’s settle in and enjoy the evening. If you got a vaccine this week – congrats,

and enjoy being on the cutting edge of getting the world back in order by sometime around June.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Ottawa vs Montreal – 7:00pm | City
    • Vancouver vs Toronto – 7:00pm | CBC / Sportsnet
    • Calgary vs Edmonton – 10:00pm | NHLN / CBC / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Golden State vs Houston 7:30pm ESPN
    • Toronto vs Utah – 10:00pm | Sportsnet360
    • Denver vs LA Clippers 10:00pm ESPN
  • MLB:
    • Atlanta at Toronto – 7:00pm | Sportsnet1
  • Futbol:
    • MLS:
      • Philadelphia vs. NYCFC – 7:30pm | TSN2
  • Fisticuffs:
    • Premier Boxing:
      • Middleweights: Erislandy Lara vs. Thomas LaManna – 7:00pm | FOX
    • UFC:
      • UFC Fight Night – Dominick Reyes vs. Jiri Prochazka
        • Prelims – 7:00pm | ESPN2 / TSN5
        • Main card – 10:00pm | ESPN2 / TSN5

Welcome to the first of May! It’s been a good commenting week here at [DFO]. Let’s see if we can keep this ball rolling.

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brocky

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ballsofsteelandfury

That looks like an alcohol burp.

Or TWBS reincarnated. Either way.

SonOfSpam

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

yeah right

“Dude, I would never fuck a toad!”

Zombie TWBS

Gumbygirl

This Cat gets it

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SonOfSpam

Wife and daughter are watching “In & Out” and I’d forgotten how funny this movie is.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, been 4.5 hours since shot two of moderna, no side effects yet. When did you all start to feel fucked?

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ballsofsteelandfury

At least 24 hours. You’re good tonight.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shit. I’d rather be fucked tonight than tomorrow.

ballsofsteelandfury

You better do any work you have pending tonight. You’re not going to want to do anything tomorrow night.

Lady BFC: Wait, does that mean?

Balls: Yes. Get it while you can.

Brocky

the Johnson was 13 hours for me. long and hard.

yeah right

Tomorrow morning. Sleep tight.

Brocky

may as well post this here

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ballsofsteelandfury

Well yeah!

Brocky

how i feel when people talk about horse racing

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ballsofsteelandfury

WTF is that?

Besides the official DFO Wild Animal.

Brocky

its a blunt head burrowing frog

Mr. Ayo

That one doesn’t appear to understand the burrowing portion of its name.

The rest checks out though.

ballsofsteelandfury

That thing fucking jumps???

Brocky

apparently? i can’t find video of this particular specimen

Game Time Decision

Had a dream last night that my wife bought me gin and iwas drinking it. I don’t think I’ve ever had gin but thinking I may try it soon

Brocky

i still couldn’t tell ya most of the differences between the harder liquors.

i know whiskey is hard, bourbon is sweet, and vodka tastes like nail polish

Mr. Ayo

*blank stare*

The vodka needs a few hours in the freezer though.

Also, GIN is the nectar of the gods.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Brocky, we have so much to teach you

ballsofsteelandfury

AFL is on FS2 !

BugEyedBoo

Being a glutton for punishment, we got another Shiba Inu. Her name was Toph, but my wife said she liked Appa better, so Appa it is. AFAICT, the breeder sells these for beer money -we picked her up from their garage. The sire was the official brown color, but the dam was white, so that means no official AKC registration.

The breeder had a standard disclaimer spiel going when we got there. “Shibas are cute, but they’re kind of headstrong…” and so on. Yeah, we know, had one before, triumph of hope over experience, etc.

They’re cats running on dog hardware. We loved our last one, and hope this one is as good a dog.

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Don T

+1 on both name options
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Senor Weaselo

Courtesy of my best friend: “Jets signed undrafted free agent kicker Chris Naggar to compete with incumbent Sam Ficken, which will lead to the heated Ficken-Naggar competition in training camp, as well as the firing of several well-meaning sportscasters”

litre_cola

Blue Cruise gunna Blue Cruise Ballsy.

ballsofsteelandfury

Indeed they will.

Don T

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litre_cola

That is some funny shit.

ballsofsteelandfury

Are they remaking A View To A Kill?

litre_cola

They still have Sears stores in Mexico?

herodotus450

Mexico got Sears, Canada got Roebucks.

litre_cola

All of our shops were shut and sold off years ago. I just saw the Sears ad while watching SexsciMexi futbol.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes they do!

litre_cola

Dear Gamblor, make this night interesting for me.

Thanks,
Litre

Fronkenshteen

Oof. That Atlanta grand salami hurt the wager.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Jab 2 done!

ballsofsteelandfury

Congrats!

Viva La Tabula Raza

The thing that makes horse racing so fucking boring is that the horses rarely get involved in scandalous behaviour like other professional athletes. No mare- or colt-beating; any drug scandal is the fault of the owners/team doctors; they never get pulled over for trotting or galloping while intoxicated after midnight. Sorry, just boring.

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Gumbygirl

Hey, I took a picture of your house in Redlands yesterday, but I don’t think you saw it

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Yeah, missed it. Just couldn’t keep up last night. Cool!
My BR was at the right there, Parents had the bedroom directly behind. There was a huge olive tree in the front of my window, looks like it’s long gone.
We rented the place from this old Italian guy who had been exiled to the nursing home by his family. He had been an ornamental horticulturist/gardener, and the property was just chock full of all kinds of fruit trees like lemon, figs, guava, pomegranate, apricot, limes, you name it. Even a mature asparagus bed.
The corner house just to the east (right) belonged to a Filipina lady that had fought with the partisans in the PI during WWII, and ended up marrying a British Special Operations Executive commando dude that she worked with during the war (he was dead by the time I knew her. She never mentioned that history much, but her daughters filled me in). She had a PhD in English Literature and was a tenured prof at Univ of Redlands one block down the street. I spent three years taking care of her pool and yard. She was responsible for getting Rod Serling give a talk at the U, and also for getting me into the post-talk reception where I got to meet the red-faced smoking guy.
The orange groves started across the street just to the east of her place, but Google maps indicates that those groves are long gone.

Gumbygirl

The house to the right is a nice bluish gray now. I didn’t want to make anyone nervous, so I basically did a stop and snap. That is a really nice neighborhood, I could live there.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I think those houses on that block were late 40s-early 50s, but I really didn’t pay much attention back then. I think Dr. Jelliffe’s house was more late 50s though.

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Gumbygirl

My streak of jinxing the gray horse continues.

yeah right

Fucking Baffert.

Col. Duke LaCross

Put everything on Pie Oh My!

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Dunstan

I don’t know who’s going to win, but I have always been a fan of Midnight Bourbon.

Or Breakfast Gin. Or Brunch Tequila.

BC Dick

Well done, southern dad joke.

Horatio Cornblower

I had Southern Dad Joke at 9-2

yeah right

Quick question: how many of us are going to watch the Derby?

I remember Secretariat winning the triple crown and I’ve never missed a Derby since.

Back then horse racing and boxing were the big draws. It’s also one of the most gorgeous broadcast events there are.

I’m watching.

Gumbygirl

I just woke up! I feel pretty good, not as sore as I was. I am watching the Derby
Riders Up!

Fronkenshteen

Gimme the #10 horse.

Gumbygirl

How are you feeling? I was watching the draft, and the next thing I knew, it was two hours later. I never sleep during the day!

Fronkenshteen

Coming around. Arm still sore as hell, but flu-like symptoms and brain fog abating.

Dunstan

I just remembered it was on and probably hadn’t gotten to the actual main event yet, so I’m watching but it’s not exactly planned.

Mr. Ayo

Love the pageantry, but a 5 hour pre game show is a bit much.

yeah right

Indeed. I’m watching Cubs Reds and will turn to the race in a few minutes.

I miss Hollywood Park dammit. It used to be so close and incredibly easy to get to. Drank plenty of mint juleps on Derby Day there.

yeah right

I like Highly Motivated. Tough run from the 17th position but what the fuck.

BC Dick

I love boxing. Two men in a ring, fighting with honour. Two fists, above the belt and you let the man get up if you knock him down. Respectable.
Couldn’t care less about some horses racing to win some sweaty old rich twat some money and fame. Although the horse would get to be a stud for the rest of his life which is more than any man could ask for.

yeah right

I just remembered that the Indy 500 and Le Mans used to be things too. Big boxing fan, me. Much better than MMA but I still watch MMA.

Mr. Ayo

Those are still a thing!

The biggest racing day starts with F1 at Monaco, then the Indy 500, then the Texas 600.

Le Mans is the 2nd biggest racing weekend.

yeah right

While I don’t watch the events I never miss a movie about racing. My whole life.

Fronkenshteen

Here’s the nightly sacrifice to GAMBLOR! And may god have mercy on my soul.

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Mr. Ayo

Hot Rod Charlie.

You heard it here first.

*GATES FLY OPEN*

Mr. Ayo

Soup and Sandwich is my sentimental pick in honor of Gumby Girl.

Gumbygirl

He is a beauty. Will finish dead last, I predict. I’m really not good at this, good thing I’m not much of a gambler.

BC Dick

Dead last is the horse(s) that get shot on the track after breaking a leg, yea?

Gumbygirl

I am pretty sure he finished last! Woohoo! I picked the least winner!

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It! Honorary Blair Walsh award for you.

Gumbygirl

Woot! It’s an honor to be the biggest loser!