The Fatherless & Sterile Sunday Evening Post

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Hello all,

Because today is the day international corporations have set aside for the worship of the father,

and I don’t have one any more, I have chosen instead to take a lovely trip up BC’s Sunshine Coast with WineWife to go beer & cider tasting.

Luckily, a 40-minute ferry ride vs a three-hour tour.

For those of you who haven’t been to this little slice of paradise, the region is most famous for being home to the long-running Canadian TV show, “The Beachcombers”.

It’s close enough to the Lower Mainland that it’s easily accessible, but the ferries restrict the number of tourists that can come over, so it feels just distant enough. It’s the kind of place where an hour feels like it takes two to pass – in a good way. I find going up there quite relaxing, even if it’s just for the day. In my younger days, I used to ride to the ferry terminal & take my bike over. As we all know, time & the pandemic have put paid to that.

If all goes according to plan, there are four breweries, two cideries, and one distillery available for sampling. All of the places are dog-friendly, so you know the whole team is going.

 

I’m a dogfather of two!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Vegas at Montreal – 8:00pm | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Hawks at 76ers – 8:00pm | TNT / Sportsnet1
      • GAME 7, BAY-BAY!
  • MLB:
    • Cardinals at Braves – 7:00pm | ESPN / TSN3
  • Golf:
    • US Open – final round – all afternoon | NBC / TSN
  • Futbol:
    • Copa America 2021: Colombia vs. Peru – 8:00pm | FS1 / TSN2

Congrats to all the dads out there. I know what a shithead I was, so good job not killing them before they grew up. Enjoy the Old Spice!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook
SonOfSpam

Sixer fans react reasonably?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m trying to think of who the NFL equivalent of Ben Simmons would be. God he was terrible tonight.

Mr. Ayo

Blair Walsh?

SonOfSpam

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Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This would be like if Blair Walsh didn’t even attempt to kick it, though. Just complete and total cowardice when called upon to perform.

Mr. Ayo

Well the checkdown king is Bortles.

Dunstan

Even by the shitty standards of NHL officiating, Chris Lee is the fucking worst.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He’s a hockey ref too? Man, that guy really does it all.
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WCS

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Dunstan

He’d still be better than the living Chris Lee.

Gumbygirl

Here’s my boy

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TheRevanchist

It’s 108 outside. Too hot to bbq, yet not hot enough to just put the ribs on the back porch to cook themselves.

Game Time Decision

Low and slow. They’ll be ready tomorrow…lol

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Damnit, it looks like the cider cult has gotten its clutches into our precious beerguy.
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Horatio Cornblower

Own goal against Colombia.

Seen how this movie ends. Yikes.

King Hippo

Everton, that

rockingdog
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Horatio Cornblower

Columbia with a penalty kick.

Literally a life or death situation here.

He chose life.

rockingdog

This Hawks vs 76ers game is ROCKING!!!

also
props to Milwaukee

https://twitter.com/dgodz/status/1406698563845885952

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ben Simmons is so wrecked. He won’t even look at the basket. He’s like the submissive in a dom-sub relationship who is not even allowed to make eye contact.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

These salmon burgers from Costco are really good. Healthy, too, if you don’t load them up with mayonnaise.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

(I loaded mine up with mayonnaise)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve got nothing against the 76ers but holy hell would it be funny if Trae Young beat them in a similar fashion to how Kawhi did two years ago.

BC Dick

Yelling Get in the hole! Should be an automatic public stoning. They work so damn hard to be the loudest slobbering idiot

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think it would be more appropriate if they were thrown into a hole.

Dunstan

Ok, but what else am I gonna yell when I’m watching, ahem, adult videos?

BC Dick

I’m usually shouting, “don’t cut to his face!”

Viva La Tabula Raza

British guy calling the Copa match on FS1 sounds a bit like Brick Top in Snatch.

WCS

NBC: US Open trophy presentation featuring a flyover from the Blue Angels.

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Brick Meathook

S&S Racing Team
Falls Church VA 1963
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Viva La Tabula Raza

I would have the El Camino.

Mr. Ayo

RAHM! What a finish!

yeah right

Somewhere my dad is partying in the gay section and watching Broadway musicals and I hope he’s having a blast.

Love and miss you Pops!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So the Dr. Mrs. is proposing that we get more vaccine. She wants to add Pfizer on top of our J&J. Can anyone point me to a good resource as to whether this is a good idea?

Mr. Ayo
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

How weird, you entered it correctly (I copied and pasted it here) but it embedded a hyperlink straight back to this page.

http://www.clinicaltrialsarena.com/analysis/covid-19-vaccine-mixing-the-good-the-bad-and-the-uncertain/

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And THANK YOU. I really appreciate it.

Mr. Ayo

My own opinion is to get a mRNA vaccine. Even if you got the J&J.

But you two do you.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s her take on it. I’m not opposed to it, I just want to gather some more information before we dive on in.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Go for it. Do you know how many poor unvaccinated people there are in China?

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Mr. Ayo

Oh yeah, stupid Apple. Have to copy to an address bar or text editor first before pasting here.

ballsofsteelandfury

You might want to tell her to wait for the inevitable booster shots. That way, the booster should cover more variants.

Mr. Ayo

Or, even better, the booster pills,

— Hippo

Gumbygirl

Gumby had J and J too. He will be first in line for the booster.

Game Time Decision

Got AZ for first dose. Will be getting Pfizer (tomorrow!!1!!!1) but wanted an mRNA for the second dose as it offers a bit more protection than either two AZ or Pfizer doses so feel good about it.

Look for studies from the UK, Spain and Germany on AZ+Pfizer. AZ and J&J share the same delivery technology which is different tech than the Pfizer or Moderna. So they should be applicable to J&J+ MRNA
As for mixing vaccines, it’s done for many other diseases, we just are not as aware of it

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Homer is supposed to be 239 lbs? Shit.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Exactly the same as Donald Trump!

Horatio Cornblower

Just spent an afternoon drinking beer and cider with my father and son, so that’s a wholesome Father’s Day all the way around.

Now I’m gonna put on some white sneakers, black socks, pair them with some loud Bermuda shorts and a white tank top, and mow the lawn.

The circle is complete.

Gumbygirl

I just watched Life With Father on TCM. William Powell, Irene Dunne, and a smoking hot teenaged Elizabeth Taylor. My dad, who died 5 months after my mom in Feb of 2006, loved this movie. I am happy sad.

yeah right

Lost Pops in 1998 and Ma in 2003. Even as a 40 something after Ma you still can’t help but feel that orphan thing.

Who am I supposed to ask for advice?

Kind of scary when the answer is either nobody or yourself.

Gumbygirl

I still have my father in law, but sadly, he is a massive Trumper. We don’t talk about anything anymore, except food. Thankfully we still agree on that.

herodotus450

golf ball hitting guy hit a ball and it’s currently stuck in the branches of a tree, 10 feet up or so.

Mr. Ayo

It bounced up there and stuck!

Terrible luck.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Viva La Tabula Raza

My old man was gone a bit when I was young due to his career; at home, not physically abusive, but sometimes mentally so. Military guy in the 1950s-thru 1970s, what do you expect. Talked to him today, at 84 he’s still a pretty funny guy and all there.
This song in no way reflects the way I was raised, but it still makes me feel bad for kids that had real shitty upbringings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkcbxjWG9Mc

Mr. Ayo

OOSTHUIZEN!