INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY
A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are – amazingly – still hard at work in their office. One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is seated behind his desk punching numbers into a spreadsheet. The other – RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY – is flipping through a stack of headshots. A third person in the office is lounging on the couch, throwing a football up in the air to himself and catching it.
COLE BEASLEY: I hope I don’t catch the China Virus as easily as I’m catching this here pigskin.
DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: [without looking up from his computer] Good one, Cole.
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [puts the headshot of a young woman into a folder marked “JOSS WHEDON FAVOR REPAYMENT”] Yes, very amusing.
COLE BEASLEY: [glances at RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY] Say, speaking of headshots, is there any way we can write some kind of sniper scene into the film?
DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS and RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY both stop what they are doing and look up.
COLE BEASLEY: You know, just cause…I always kind of figured that by standing by my convictions I was kind of like that sniper fellow in the movie.
RTD: Mark Wahlberg?
DTZM: No, he means Bradley Cooper.
COLE BEASLEY: No, I mean the real one.
RTD: The real Mark Wahlberg?
COLE BEASLEY: No, I mean…
DTZM: Just because he’ been pumping himself full of HGH and Winstrol for the last ten years doesn’t mean that Mark isn’t real.
RTD: And Dianabol, don’t forget about the Dianabol.
DTZM: Yeah, you gotta have Dianabol.
RTD: It’s like the grandmother of all performance enhancers.
— [door flies open] —
CHARLIE SLY: Hey, did somebody say…
DTZM: [irritated] NOT NOW CHARLIE.
— [door flies closed] —
RTD: Anyhow, we should start thinking seriously about who we want to attach as your co-star.
COLE BEASLEY: Co-star? Wait, you want me to star in this thing now?
DTZM: Of course, you really want one of those Hollywood liberal actors to spoil your vision?
RTD: Besides, professional actors are too expensive.
DTZM: We’re going with a non-union crew on this one.
RTD: Outsiders.
DTZM: Guys who got fired from other productions because they refused to play ball with the system.
RTD: Wouldn’t follow COVID protocols…
DTZM: Took too many cigarette breaks…
RTD: Tried to set up spycams in actresses’ trailers…
DTZM: Real blue-collar guys, you know?
RTD: Lunchpail types.
COLE BEASLEY: Hells bells, sounds good to me!
RTD: [holds up a headshot] How about this guy?
COLE BEASLEY: Rick Dennison?
DTZM: Ugh. He looks like he’s high. This isn’t “Harold and Kumar Trim the Roster Down”.
RTD: Unless…
DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS nods and jots down a note.
COLE BEASLEY: Who else you got?
RTD: Jalen Richard?
COLE BEASLEY: Too, uh…[glances at DTZM, who shakes his head almost imperceptibly]…urban?
RTD: Josh Allen?
COLE BEASLEY: Ooh!
DTZM: [points at computer screen] Some bad news on this one, I don’t think the Bills will sign the release to let us use him. He’s too [makes quotation marks] “valuable to the franchise”.
RTD: Nuts. Well, you never know when Bernard Pollard I mean lightning will strike. Let’s put him in the “maybe” pile. How about this guy?
DTZM: Daddy likey.
RTD: Yeah, he’s definitely got the look. Like Vin Diesel, but Nebraskafied by 20% or so.
DTZM: [solemnly] “He lives his life a quarter yard and a cloud of dust at a time”.
RTD: [to COLE BEASLEY] What do you think, champ?
COLE BEASLEY: Cole? Yeah, he’s okay.
DTZM: Wait, his name is “Cole” too?
COLE BEASLEY: Yeah, Cole Popovich. He coaches for the Patriots.
RTD: Ah, nuts.
COLE BEASLEY: What’s wrong with the name Cole?
DTZM: Absolutely nothing wrong with the name.
RTD: It’s a good, red-blooded American name.
DTZM: Patriotic name.
RTD: It’s just that we can’t have two headliners with the same first name.
DTZM: Hollywood learned a big lesson from that Feldman and Haim fiasco.
COLE BEASLEY: Huh.
RTD: Wait a minute! I’ve got it!
DTZM: You do?
RTD: The answer’s been staring us in the face this whole time! The best part is, he’s still under contract after we wrote him off of TMR!
DTZM: Of course! What’s he been doing since then?
RTD: Surfing, mostly. [holds up headshot] Cole Beasley, meet your new guest star!
COLE BEASLEY: Guest star? I thought we were looking for a co-star?
DTZM: We are! He’ll go down on the paperwork as a guest star, though.
RTD: That way we don’t have to pay him as much.
COLE BEASLEY: [shakes his head in admiration] Man, you guys think of everything.
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Today’s theme is: Guest Stars. We’re looking for songs that feature guest vocalists (EDIT: or other musicians). Songs by supergroups are okay too, but try to avoid plain old duets – we’ve already done that as a topic. LET’S KEEP IT FRESH, PEOPLE! Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUrF1n’J4ck” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. I’ll get us started with a collaboration between U2 and Johnny Cash.
SRV & Double Trouble featuring Albert King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAOlQaLVJdw
Mick Jagger with the uncredited background vocals-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cleCtBP0o5Y&ab_channel=CarlySimon-Topic
Here’s the Tommy Dorsey Orchestra featuring some unknown schmuck named Francis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_KmSUiKDyI
Of note, Tommy Dorsey and His Orchestra does a mean version of Boy! What Love Has Done To Me! for the movie Girl Crazy. It’s not featuring anyone, but it is introduced by Ethel Merman in the movie, starring Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney.
Flea and Dave Navarro sit in on this tune. Did you know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY&ab_channel=AlanisMorissette
redacted
Well, you otter.
Featuring Nico:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGttSQsBpXQ
Didn’t see this one on my scroll-thru.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U
Just watched the replay of Canuck women’s win over Brazil in soccer. That old saw of ‘the goalie stood on his/her head!” applies to Labbe. She simply refused to let her team lose. Fucking ridiculous.
Trent Reznor’s only good work (post-heroine, not counting the Vietnam PBS soundtracking):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W2E6jNXzBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk
Surprised this lasted this long.
Silver medal for VLTR!
/Rikki still in 1st
Johnny Cash with TP & Heartbreakers as backing band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNj6spCtUE0
Mark Knopfler helping out The Van (he probably wasn’t quite the nutbar back then, maybe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uFt2kVb6Q&ab_channel=MarkKnopfler%27sWorld
Featuring Henry Rollins…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfoKZfijM3Q
Brian Jones playing the sexyphone
https://youtu.be/iZndVv-jl-U
Amy Winehouse does ska with The Specials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqtfl0gt5fM&list=RDMM&index=37
Slash joins Lenny. I never hear this tune anywhere. Great riff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em8JuUW-OOE&ab_channel=LennyKravitzVEVO
Sugarland and Sare Bareilles covering ‘Come On Eileen’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMDqkBjvdMg&list=RDMM&index=23
Love that one.
Featuring David Byrne:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuuFP8gh2_E
All about that.
Featuring Daniel Lanois:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Bsbn9Yr18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I_YkyxZMU0
The Communards, with someone named Sara Jean Morris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RHBAd5YUR8&list=RDMM&start_radio=1&rv=TU3-lS_Gryk
“Like Vin Diesel, but Nebraskafied by 20% or so.”
This is genius. That line was chef’s kiss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ8Gtx45Fmc
Isn’t this basically every single Gorillaz song? Anyway, Jimmy Paige on guitar (according to Donovan):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMZeY_ghNs
Also featuring Jimmy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRXACrjcdwI
ooh, the men’s 1500 meter swim! Let’s see if any of these bozos can beat my best time of roughly a half hour.
You can swim a mile in half an hour? Bullshit.
On a lazy river
Right now I can’t swim 100 yards thanks to a shitty shoulder and neck thing, but back when I was in the pool regularly I could go 1500 yards in around a half hour, yes.
I think a mile was another 300 yards +/-, so you would need to add that to get my time for the mile. Most I would do at a clip was 2500 yards, and that took roughly 50-55 minutes.
I swam in the same pool as the woman holding the state HS record for the women’s 50 and 100, a kid that I coached in LL who turned down a swimming scholarship to an Ivy League school because he wanted to bicycle race somewhere else, and a woman who has swum the English Channel multiple times, (at once, like to France and back, because why not?), and who once swam the length of Loch Ness.
The HS record-holder used to do insane workouts. Once I was forced into the same lane she was using and it was hilariously humiliating. I might as well have been dog-paddling while wearing floaties on my arms.
Fair enough. A meter is 1.1 yards though so 1600 meters is almost exactly a mile, though.
Featuring Branford on saxamaphone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO4YV185orE
Double shot with Duane Allman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oaodK8zdtI
Triple shot with Stephen Stills:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1vdh7zcM-U
feat: Roland Clark
There’s something super hypnotic about this song. Makes me wish I was on (hard) drugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czFuhFyPQrE
Wait for it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9un119lq4c
Oh Tracey 😍
feat: Lady of Rage
I’ve always loved the way Snoop pokes his nose in a few times to make sure everything is up to code before starting the album in earnest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utvI6WsI8ng
Found a football connection, with the San Francisco 49ers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
Featuring Etta James (damn, she sure belts it right out)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxJ7JCppdvM
Willie Nelson, accompanied by a former favoUrite band of mine, The Supersuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoklvwtA8Lc
Try to ignore Jay Leno
Kinda, sorta a double shot… (a Paul song, but with Willie’s band)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNIEtwZ1OYQ
“try to ignore Jay Leno” – I think that is just good all around advice for pretty much any situation…
Featuring SRV before he got big:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI
Playing on this Bowie album is kinda what brought SRV to everyone’s attention in the first place. I saw him open for George Thorogood in Corpus Christi back in 1982, never heard of him before, was floored.
Featuring the disembodied head of Lou Reed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqNjH62wjJY
Also from the 80s, surely Eddie Van Halen’s guitar solo counts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
And of course, MJ paid it forward with a “cameo” that basically single-handedly made this guy a one-hit wonder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
I hated that song.
“I don’t know, it was more accurate than people realized.” – every Patriots opponent
REM with Kate Pierson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDucg0E4kMI
IMO REM’s best song, and it owes a lot to Kate’s vocals.
More like R.I.P. Seamus cause this is totally a song he’d have picked.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more grievously insulted. Shall we say pistols at dawn?
Sure, provided that if one of us sleeps through it we agree not to reschedule.
Sure. The only way I’d be up at dawn would be not going to bed at all the night before.
This thread needs some Canadian 80s pop. You’ve got to wait for a bit to hear the Bryan Adams vocals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx6_-urg5fo
feat: Damon Albarn (of Blur and Gorillaz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxd_eDTbBMQ
Let’s make this a DOUBLE DEL DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0qT_FoYnZg
Not sure if this qualifies as a “guest vocalist” or a “supergroup” but these kinds of songs are 100% fair game for today’s Request Line.
feat: Liam Gallagher
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=97wDWmqGmPA
Featuring Chuck Leavell on piano:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ2gL9-MnS8
feat: Bootsy Collins and Q-Tip
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg
More Tip!
So just the Tip only?
feat: KRS-One
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1LAtaxgfDk
You. WIN.
Featuring Emmy Lou:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqDqzGG8ba0
A supergroup *and* a guest vocalist? That’s more than just a DOUBLE SHOT, that’s a TAUTOLOGICAL DOUBLE SHOT!
Featuring Jerry G. on pedal steel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkaKwXddT_I
I’m not sure who the guest vocalist in this is, but she’s pretty good…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1dlWmrRstc
Flea on horns
https://youtu.be/nrUUd-30Bzw
Are guest instrumentalists ok, or guest vocalists only?
Not trying to call you out or be a dick, just want clarification…
No, guest instrumentalists are totally cool! Hadn’t occurred to me but 100% fair game.
Thanks!! (you picked a more difficult one this week, RTD! Making me use the ‘ol grey matter. Good one!)
It’s perfectly fine to be a dick. However, you have to remember we can always be talking about the jazz music.
Words of wisdom by a serial chemical-rapist…
Featuring Clare Torry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVBCE3gaNxc
Featuring Q-Tip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmHLGd42UBY
Double shot (featuring NAS):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mczmFWlWPOI
Make it a triple (featuring Santigold)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-QIiVS_7Hs
More Q for you.
https://youtu.be/_Tu-qDHSSZo
Featuring Kirsty MacColl…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
[taps the “avoid duets” sign]
Hmmm. Stevie’s singing with Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, would this be considered a duet, though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5i7j0VhEHw
Yeah. Plenty of other Tom Petty options when you keep supergroups in mind.
feat: Marcy Mays
One of my top 5 all time favorite albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v6g9N_qChw