Let’s continue to nosh on games, shall we?
Browns/Chiefs:
How does a team committed to a power run game keep up with the Chiefs? My guess is that they need a special teams score and a few turnovers to narrow the scoring gap.
Fins/Pats:
The only jury that football fans would willingly sit on is the one regarding Tua. The catching talent he’s been given is okaaaay, when Fuller comes back from detention, that is. Oof! I just looked at the Pats morbid selection of wr’s. Backups as far as the eye can see, matey. Oh, you weren’t fooled by Agholor’s one-off last year, were you?
Pack/Saints:
I was impressed watching AJ Dillon this preseason. He’s a pilemover with one cutback in his running arsenal and has speed if he’s given space to get going. Henry Lite perhaps? That’s stretching it. Anyhoo, Bay of Green should be fine if Jones goes down.
Broncos/Giants:
As I told Hippo over the phone machines yesterday, Fangio seems to have a thing for rook Kadarius Toney. That just doesn’t make any sense. Speaking of rooks, did Javonte hurdle Gordon for the starter role at rb already? Williams sat the last preseason game while The Commissioner played. I’m reading too much into that, aren’t I?
Let’s watch some more games.
Browns punter not getting any orange slices.
I hate this fucking sport.
Tua doing a good Fitzpatrick impersonation. Really got down the reckless and sucky parts.
I thought he already did one.
Tua Tagovailoa Injury (FULL VIDEO) | #5 Alabama vs. Mississippi State 2019 – YouTube
That was an incredible INT by NE.
ruh roh, Tua
Glad to see this old site is doing better than it was Thursday
The secret word of the day is F5.
am getting a beer to finish these late games.
Anyone want anything?
Not gonna lie, I could use some ice cream.
MELVIN!!!
So assuming the saints aren’t dumb enough to keep kamura in the game, i have a nice twenty point lead going into tonight’s game.
My opponent is starting the rams defense. Andy dalton is gonna throw 3 pick sixes on purpose while yelling “fuck you brocky” at the camera.
These have been the fantasy musings of brocky
I was out shopping and didn’t flip OBJ for anyone and as a result am currently on pace to lose to Ayo by… about 7 points.
Good to see the NFL tightening up the “no hitting the QB in the head” rule, to the point that even the black QBs are getting the call.
However, it’s only a 9-yard penalty.
/Do the math…
they call that the Mistuh Richardson Rule
I’ve been on the road for 4 hours to play a show for $150 and missed my Bengals 🙁
well, now you have to boycott if it’s good luck. Just SCIENCE.
You didn’t miss much.
In another related topic, I have about two hours before I need to contact my doctor.
Seriously:
Defense looks better but still has flaws.
Chase showed up and the offense has weapons.
OL is a smidge better but Burrow did get knocked around.
Running game showed up at the end, but could’ve been better
Burrow picked up where he left off. Was limping a bit after a nasty sack in the 4th Qtr but shook it off.
Zac Taylor and Coaching Staff showed they are Madden Game levels of aggressive, it won them the game in the OT, but it only went to OT because it cost them a TD in the 4th Qtr when the Viking were on the ropes.
Too early to start making Playoff plans, but a good first step.
I’m missing premium gig time since it’s High Holy Days, though considering it meant I could go with Senorita Weaselo to the Poconos last weekend, it works out.
Come on, Fox Director. Cut to Aaron Rodgers on the sideline. You know you want to.
that Chefs D has to go RIGHT BACK onto the pitch, though. I’d onside the motherfucker.
At least I have one share of Winston.
Dunno if you can trust him, though. So few attempts, and Magic Undies can steal goal line touches.
Love is in the game. Rodgers badmouthing him to the backups on the sidelines.
This is going to be great.
Winston bringing the pain to the Packers. Good.
I guess that 5th TD put him over 100 yds for the game.
Giant coaching decisions were sub optimal
we just HAVE TO let Los Gigantes hang around
Packers fans right now:
The Black Eyed Peas – Where Is The Love? – YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SguHsDdxU-Q&list=RDSguHsDdxU-Q&start_radio=1&rv=SguHsDdxU-Q&t=3
Why hasn’t fox switched from the Green Bay shitshow to the Denver game.?
Because regional broadcasting rules in 2021 are more bullshit than they’ve ever been?
Joe and Troy.
ugggghhhhhhh here comes the sphincter tightening
Welcome to the club. I’m probably going to be passing diamonds for the next few days.
And we have started the camera shots of Jorden Love. Rodgers gonna have a monster hissy fit if he gets pulled.
And there’s the Love.
The best thing I can say about Daniel Jones as a quarterback is that he isn’t a terrible running back.
Schlereth is just openly siding with Denver here, isn’t he?
We did get him at least one Superb Owl ring. And he is 100% a meathead.
Has any quartered back ever thrown 4+ TD passes in a game, but not gone for 100+ yards? I’d bet not.
Seems like something Alex Smith would have done.
Meanwhile, in Alex Smith impressions – A.A. Ron is up to -0.01 fantasy points
Football nerdery, you say?
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_td_single_game.htm
Walter Football, I respond.
This list only goes to 5 TDs. I didn’t go through all of them yet, but based on what I’ve seen it seems very unlikely. Lowest I found was someone named Gary Cuozzo, who threw for 5 TDs and 208 yards.
Joe Jackson beating on the kid.
He’s Stepping Out.
He’s The Man.
I’ve just found my new euphemism for, uh… “me time.”
Winston getting a roughing the passer flag is as close as the NFL will get to social justice.
WOW. Winston gets a Rodgers BS roughing the QB flag.
The boy was better today, still unable to walk but was coherent and could actually hold a conversation. I will be working most of the day tomorrow from his hospital room and take some games we can play to help with his boredom. I would like to thank everyone for the kind words and the encouragement. Best imaginary internet friends in the world.
Good to hear it
Baby steps forward, y’all hang in
We are all pulling for him, and you.
Good news. Hang in there.
Thank you for the update! Stay strong internet friend.
Medvedev serving for the match, uh, again.
And there it is!
Am loving this Green Bay game. I hoping for 15 weeks of this Rodgers experience.
There’s a non-zero chance he’s just sabotaging everything out of spite.
And I fucking love it.
I am against A.A. Ron in money league. He has…-0.69 points
Dimes: 40 turnovers in 2 years and one game.
Danny Dimes back at it!
NAILED IT!!!
Denver really misses being able to let loose with our Chubb.
Medvedev serving for the match.
Fucking crowd will not shut up.
By holding on for one more year, GB lost their most desperate trade partner (Donks)
In order to keep this website safe, here’s another submarine story. I hope these don’t bore you.
This is the “hall of mirrors” story.
We were a “northern boat” trained and designed to operate in the upper North Atlantic and Arctic Oceans.
Sometimes our boat would have ice in it, but that’s a different story.
So on our 40 day patrol we would leave our base at King’s Bay Georgia and hit our dive point and head north.
That’s where we wanted to be.
The Gulf Stream is a very warm ocean current that flows up the Atlantic seaboard all the way to England. The Labrador current flows south and is ice cold, and the two currents meet off of Newfoundland, where my mother is from, and the two currents swirl together.
But this is the “sweet spot” for a submarine. This is the “hall of mirrors.”
We were being tracked by five different navies, and we could outsmart every single one of them.
Surface ships could only track us by sound, primarily engine noise. So we would get in the Labrador/Gulf mix (warm and cold) and all underwater sound waves went haywire, to our advantage.
In the “hall of mirrors” the sound would be deflected (or “bent”) due to temperature and salinity changes and interfaces. We constantly measured this. Nothing was what it seemed to be, but we knew how to use it.
Can you hear us? Do you think we are over here? No, we’re actually over there.
The sound would bend, just like in a hall of mirrors. They never knew where we were.
Meanwhile, we are downstairs drinking coffee and watching movies. We knew what we were doing.
But we knew where they were, and believe you me we were locked on to them with our 48s (Mk 48 torpedoes), and we would usually just quietly slip away, while the surface ships were still searching for ghosts.
The Hall of Mirrors scene in Disenchantment is my absolute favorite sequence from the show.
I read recently that the Gulf Stream is behaving erratically. I am sure the Navy is already working on adapting to this if they need to.
Not everybody “believes” in climate change, but I can assure you that the Department of Defense does.
Rodgers is getting loose with his balls.
Judge challenging the outcome of a reviewed play?
Announcer: “Maybe he did that just to get the refs over to his sideline to talk to them.”
Me: “Fuck off, halfwit.”
He might just be a meathead.
TEDDY. FUCKING. BALLGAME!
I have him and Sutton on my bench. Feeling pretty good about myself right now. Surely nothing bad will happen to the Broncos going forward!
I started Sutton in money league. He has ONE catch.
Well, he’s apparently about to get a lot more targets this season.
GO FOR IT VIC
You know, this Donks-day turned shitty awful fast.
How ‘bout a 4th down TD for yer troubles #GoodCsll
14 of our 17 points proximately called by “the book would NEVAR” 4th down goings-for-it.
CAUSED, I meant
Am I too understand that Jerry Jeudy’s ankle is spinning like a helicopter?
Yeah, he Dak!’d hisself
Jeudy’s ankle doesn’t normally bend that far.
Rogders is in Thanksgiving with the Fam. mode
You mean he’s sitting all by himself?
He means Rodgers is in an entirely different stadium
Aaron Rodgers sure looks excited to be playing.
No way he plays all 16 games.
Yes, I screamed aaaagggggghhhhhhh FUCK YOU, HAMLER
/we need to stop drafting Paedo State WRs
Fangio wearing a FDNY cap. Stupid frontrunner. He wasn’t even there when the Military-Industrial Complex flew 24 Canadian geese (12 into each building) into the Twin Towers, causing it to collapse.
Teddy Ballgame feeling he’s got a Mister Marcus-size cock today.
And his receivers be dropping the ball like it has syphilis.