Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

To The Game!

Packers/Niners:

-Running back attrition, thy name is San Franny. Seriously though, the Giants went through a similar injury mess a few years ago-multiple injuries through multiple positions much like the Niners are going through right now. What they ended up doing was letting go most of the strength/training staff, de-emphasizing heavy lifting and focusing on stretching and lighter lifting during the season.

-Ok, problem solved. But who do you pick to take carries away from Trey ‘recently escaped from the doghouse because there were no other options’ Sermon? Will it be Jacques Patrick, Trentonn Cannnon or Kerryonn Johnnson? Somebody among that trio is going to vulture a TD, that’s for sure.

-Trey likely is the only player ever to have a 1:1 carry to concussion ratio.

-Do you recall Rogers stat line from last year’s meeting? The Aloof Goof was 25-31 for 305 yards and 4 TD’s.

-Jimmy G is doing just enough to not lose but if the Niners pick up the L here and Lance doesn’t get on the field again like last week vs Philly, will Shanny Jr. second-guess himself? Kidding! Coaches don’t ever admit that-not to the public anyway. Still, it looks like the rookie qb’s deployment is game situation-specific and Jimmy and the 25 million dollar albatross around his neck will remain the go-to guy. Pity.

Now go do some pecking on y’alls keyboards.

 

 

 

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Gatoraids

Havent seen an Adams involved in a hit that hard since Gomez’s trains.

Sharkbait

Ooof. Adams ded

Col. Duke LaCross

Adams ded.

King Hippo

Nap time FOAR Davante

King Hippo

If Jerry Rice would gain like 200 pounds, he could pass for the dad/uncle on Fresh Prince of Bel Air

King Hippo

Why did I think this Sermon kid played at Okiehoma? Did he transfer to tOSU, or am I just name-associating with the famous Sermon Brothers from the 1970s? Or am I just pill addled?

SonOfSpam

Selmon, but maybe you were thinking of a sermon you heard in Oklahoma?

King Hippo

GOD, my fucking brain.

Sharkbait

Give it to Jusczyk!

King Hippo

BLEERGH-kakke!

Sharkbait

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Gumbygirl

This is a strange thing I saw today

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Sharkbait

Tonight’s leading receiver is DPI

King Hippo

It interests me that “cunt” and “dick” are much closer in insult-meaning than “cunt” and “pussy.”

King Hippo

Nobody held up 4 fingers so I can’t tell who really wants to win

Sharkbait

Apparently Seattle has opted to use Lithium as their goal song. Fantastic choice

King Hippo

been more like Gradual Change, this

litre_cola

Slow moving switch.

King Hippo

Deebo having a better weekend than Dabo, at least

Gumbygirl

Gumby has him. Didn’t need him this time, the other guy is done already. He’s leading his league so far, thinks he’s all that!

King Hippo

Tonight is Collinsworth at his absolute worst. Until MRSA/P*ts next week. I WILL NOT WATCH THAT ABORTION.

Sharkbait

If that abortion was in week 6, Texas would black out the game.

King Hippo

oooooh, somebody just made the Week In Review on Tuesday!

BugEyedBoo

I’m just glad he got his kid a job.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wait, Andy Reid was driven to the hospital? I hope Britt Reid wasn’t allowed to drive the ambulance.

King Hippo

nah, he rode in the back with pops, so he could scrounge for some morphine

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I got permanently banned for making a similar joke in r/nfl.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
The Maestro

This would be some especially delicious irony, indeed. However, /pol/ would also have less content, so in fact, sike. Double victory.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If Ben Garrisson died of coronavirus Rod and Todd would retire. I’m 100% serious.

Gatoraids

havent seen a Trent that destructive since Isengard

Sharkbait

 Garoppolout of a job

BrettFavresColonoscopy
BrettFavresColonoscopy

How is that not grounding?

Petronel

OH LAWD

Petronel

I am laughing my ass off right now

Petronel

DO NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW HOW TO CATCH A BALL

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That whole sequence smells worse than Sanu’s name anagrammed

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SonOfSpam

The USNA smells? Well, Annapolis IS in Maryland, so

Petronel

If we can’t do this from the 1 in four downs…

Petronel

OH FFS

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Contract the 9ers?

Gatoraids

crosby was just hoping hed get that close to the sideline

Sharkbait

Fell down an internet wayback machine rabbit hole with old KSK posts and found this comment that aged incredibly well:
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the Alpha and the Amoeba

How do you look at the archived pages without it redirecting you to uproxx?

litre_cola

Could be that they know Sharky is down for whatever.

Sharkbait

Internet Wayback Machine: https://t.co/uyGG2ejJS5?amp=1

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If Deebo and A-A-Ron don’t step up, I’m fucked

Sharkbait

Bailout flag is bailout

Col. Duke LaCross

Go for it, pussy!

Spur

Put the rookie in. Jimmy G blows goats

Dunstan

Not alpacas? Asking for a friend.

hippofant

Just another bad Jimmy G decision.

hippofant

Why didn’t the 49ers bring Sherman back anyways? Did he not play well? Or did he just want out?

Sharkbait

According to the police report, he wanted in.

hippofant

Oh right that. Was that before or after they decided not to resign him though?

The Maestro

THAT INTERCEPTION I CALL IT GIGLI BECAUSE WATCHING IT WAS EGREGIOUSLY BAD

hippofant

I’m sad that we’re not gonna get more Rodgers/Packers drama 🙁

Gatoraids

Garappalo to replaced by Mayim Bialik to put Rodgers down.

Petronel

Oh goddamn it

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Petronel

Just sitting down to watch the game. Howzit…

…oh.

Well, at least we have Jerome Boger on the mic.

*call is completely muted*

dammit

Gumbygirl

I’m feeling a need for alpacas. I am an addict now, thanks Dok!

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Doktor Zymm

So happy fuzzy!

WCS

DFO morphed into Sim City 2000 so gradually, I hardly noticed.

litre_cola

We did family pics (uggh) and the only way that Mrs. Cola could lure me in was that it was on an Alpaca farm!!!

litre_cola

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litre_cola

2 more A-A ron tds to Adams please

King Hippo

I am very glad I didn’t wager on any of these fixtures. No read, whatsoever.

Doktor Zymm

I am sleepy from drinking outside all day

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s been quiet on the streets and railyards of Northern Ontario lately…

Too quiet.

King Hippo

3rd and 33???

Spur

you better slide, you lil bitch Rodgers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just saw the Justin Tucker kick and HOT DAMN did DOINK outdo himself today.

Spur

Rodger was pissed when he found out next week is Fleet Week in San Fran

yeah right

Not only got the W in reality football, I may have won the work pick-em league.

That’s 160 beans right there.

King Hippo

Plain Jasmine rice is ready FOAR dinner, don’t be too jelly!

Sermon on the Mount time PLEASE

litre_cola

I need a master class by A-Aron. I really hope his family is in the crowd and are wearing Niner gear.