To The Game!
Packers/Niners:
-Running back attrition, thy name is San Franny. Seriously though, the Giants went through a similar injury mess a few years ago-multiple injuries through multiple positions much like the Niners are going through right now. What they ended up doing was letting go most of the strength/training staff, de-emphasizing heavy lifting and focusing on stretching and lighter lifting during the season.
-Ok, problem solved. But who do you pick to take carries away from Trey ‘recently escaped from the doghouse because there were no other options’ Sermon? Will it be Jacques Patrick, Trentonn Cannnon or Kerryonn Johnnson? Somebody among that trio is going to vulture a TD, that’s for sure.
-Trey likely is the only player ever to have a 1:1 carry to concussion ratio.
-Do you recall Rogers stat line from last year’s meeting? The Aloof Goof was 25-31 for 305 yards and 4 TD’s.
-Jimmy G is doing just enough to not lose but if the Niners pick up the L here and Lance doesn’t get on the field again like last week vs Philly, will Shanny Jr. second-guess himself? Kidding! Coaches don’t ever admit that-not to the public anyway. Still, it looks like the rookie qb’s deployment is game situation-specific and Jimmy and the 25 million dollar albatross around his neck will remain the go-to guy. Pity.
Now go do some pecking on y’alls keyboards.
Havent seen an Adams involved in a hit that hard since Gomez’s trains.
Ooof. Adams ded
Adams ded.
Nap time FOAR Davante
If Jerry Rice would gain like 200 pounds, he could pass for the dad/uncle on Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Why did I think this Sermon kid played at Okiehoma? Did he transfer to tOSU, or am I just name-associating with the famous Sermon Brothers from the 1970s? Or am I just pill addled?
Selmon, but maybe you were thinking of a sermon you heard in Oklahoma?
GOD, my fucking brain.
Give it to Jusczyk!
BLEERGH-kakke!
This is a strange thing I saw today
Tonight’s leading receiver is DPI
It interests me that “cunt” and “dick” are much closer in insult-meaning than “cunt” and “pussy.”
Nobody held up 4 fingers so I can’t tell who really wants to win
Apparently Seattle has opted to use Lithium as their goal song. Fantastic choice
been more like Gradual Change, this
Slow moving switch.
Deebo having a better weekend than Dabo, at least
Gumby has him. Didn’t need him this time, the other guy is done already. He’s leading his league so far, thinks he’s all that!
Tonight is Collinsworth at his absolute worst. Until MRSA/P*ts next week. I WILL NOT WATCH THAT ABORTION.
If that abortion was in week 6, Texas would black out the game.
oooooh, somebody just made the Week In Review on Tuesday!
I’m just glad he got his kid a job.
Wait, Andy Reid was driven to the hospital? I hope Britt Reid wasn’t allowed to drive the ambulance.
nah, he rode in the back with pops, so he could scrounge for some morphine
I got permanently banned for making a similar joke in r/nfl.
Are Rod and Tod on top of this one?
https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1442272859347308545?s=19
This would be some especially delicious irony, indeed. However, /pol/ would also have less content, so in fact, sike. Double victory.
If Ben Garrisson died of coronavirus Rod and Todd would retire. I’m 100% serious.
havent seen a Trent that destructive since Isengard
Garoppolout of a job
https://youtu.be/9ZUw8LYOQ-g
How is that not grounding?
OH LAWD
I am laughing my ass off right now
DO NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW HOW TO CATCH A BALL
That whole sequence smells worse than Sanu’s name anagrammed
The USNA smells? Well, Annapolis IS in Maryland, so
If we can’t do this from the 1 in four downs…
OH FFS
Contract the 9ers?
crosby was just hoping hed get that close to the sideline
Fell down an internet wayback machine rabbit hole with old KSK posts and found this comment that aged incredibly well:
How do you look at the archived pages without it redirecting you to uproxx?
Could be that they know Sharky is down for whatever.
Internet Wayback Machine: https://t.co/uyGG2ejJS5?amp=1
If Deebo and A-A-Ron don’t step up, I’m fucked
Bailout flag is bailout
Go for it, pussy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuUrNukZxvc
Put the rookie in. Jimmy G blows goats
Not alpacas? Asking for a friend.
Just another bad Jimmy G decision.
Why didn’t the 49ers bring Sherman back anyways? Did he not play well? Or did he just want out?
According to the police report, he wanted in.
Oh right that. Was that before or after they decided not to resign him though?
THAT INTERCEPTION I CALL IT GIGLI BECAUSE WATCHING IT WAS EGREGIOUSLY BAD
I’m sad that we’re not gonna get more Rodgers/Packers drama 🙁
Garappalo to replaced by Mayim Bialik to put Rodgers down.
Oh goddamn it
Just sitting down to watch the game. Howzit…
…oh.
Well, at least we have Jerome Boger on the mic.
*call is completely muted*
dammit
I’m feeling a need for alpacas. I am an addict now, thanks Dok!
So happy fuzzy!
DFO morphed into Sim City 2000 so gradually, I hardly noticed.
We did family pics (uggh) and the only way that Mrs. Cola could lure me in was that it was on an Alpaca farm!!!
2 more A-A ron tds to Adams please
I am very glad I didn’t wager on any of these fixtures. No read, whatsoever.
I am sleepy from drinking outside all day
It’s been quiet on the streets and railyards of Northern Ontario lately…
Too quiet.
3rd and 33???
you better slide, you lil bitch Rodgers.
I just saw the Justin Tucker kick and HOT DAMN did DOINK outdo himself today.
Rodger was pissed when he found out next week is Fleet Week in San Fran
Not only got the W in reality football, I may have won the work pick-em league.
That’s 160 beans right there.
Plain Jasmine rice is ready FOAR dinner, don’t be too jelly!
Sermon on the Mount time PLEASE
I need a master class by A-Aron. I really hope his family is in the crowd and are wearing Niner gear.