Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

For me yesterday was an entertaining mix of interesting games-upsets, disappointments, shootouts, a bizarre finish-even some of the chalk results were worthy of a looky-loo. Let’s do that Monday Thing.

Fall Out:

-It was 4th and 3 on the opponents 39 yard line with 6:29 left in the 4th quarter and your team is losing 7-6. If you’re coach Judge what do you do? You punt it. YOU PUNT IT! I just don’t know where to start with this. First off, the folks that are saying that ‘he’s playing not to lose’ don’t seem to get it. His thinking isn’t that far advanced imo. He’s a dumbass, old school guy that thinks that his D is going to hold the Falcons down and he’s going to win the the field position battle in the end game. Which he was winning when he decided to punt. He was already in the position that he wanted to be in, given his antiquated thinking. Fuckballs! And he preaches discipline and execution constantly to his players and the media and this team saw more flags than the editor of “Triumph Of The Will”.

-The above take forces me to acknowledge that I have to eat some crow. I’ve called a certain guy Coach Booyah! because he’s a wee bit over the top as far as his exuberance goes. Yeah, the Ravens were looking past the Lions and let them back in the game but I’d argue that a typical Detroit team would just roll over and allow the inevitable to happen. There’s no doubt that Dan Campbell is getting his players psyched and motivated to play. And this team is even less talented than last year. (departures of Stafford and Golladay, among others)

-It’s all well and good to go out and draft an rb in order to cure your running game woes. It’s another thing altogether to think that that is all that needs to be done. Najee Harris was out there but The Ben threw 58(!) times yesterday. That’s actually what opponents want Pitt to do these days, right?

-The real story of that tilt is that Burrow and Chase and Co. get a mind-cleansing W. (kudos to those that grabbed Chase in fantasy-a real bargain because the overthinkers caused his ADP to drop so much) Steelers fans (and Redshirt) take for granted that Cincy will get curbstomped on the road and now, maybe, not so much. There be pieces falling into place near the Ohio River.

-Feel sorry for the Bears fans that got exactly what they asked for and now have to wallow in Matt Nagy being correct in that Fields needed more time getting up to speed. Oh, Nagy still sucks balls but he made the right call by holding him out. That’s gotta wound the ego a whole lot.

To The Game!

Eagles/Cowboys:

-Last week Dallas ran to victory but that might be a bit more difficult because so far Philly’s run D seems legit.

-This might be a test of Hurts’ passing skills because it’s fairly easy to air it out against that secondary. He’ll still put those footsies to good use though.

-Shoutout to rook Micah Parsons: In week 1 he played the lb spot and acquitted himself quite nicely. Then last week he switched to defensive end due to Lawrence and Gregory being out and did well there, including an instrumental sack late in the game.

-It’s a bit of older news but La’el Collins is suspended because he offered to bribe The Pee Inspector. For some reason this reminds me of the Dallas press discovering The White House (women and cocaine aplenty there) back in the ’90’s. When Nate Newton was asked for comment he said something along the lines of, “Why are we in trouble for this? We are acting responsibly, bringing our bitches over there instead of back home!” I’m a huge fan of tone-deaf responses to the media.

Do your best or worse down below.

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Col. Duke LaCross

Is there a way to see who is left in Eliminator?

2Pack

What is with this log in? I keep getting thrown out… not that I dont deserve it but…

Gumbygirl

It’s annoying, but at least it’s not like that hot mess last year when we went to the new host. I didn’t think I would ever get back in when that was going on.

Sharkbait

Why no manning cast until week 7?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So Brian Griese can keep using ethnic slurs?

Redshirt

The principal said Eli could be Hall Monitor and, darn it, Eli isn’t going to miss that for anything.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Eli volunteered to go beat the erasers after class for the next few weeks.

Gumbygirl

Beating the erasers sounds like a euphemism for something nasty!

Viva La Tabula Raza

I sure hope we just finished watching the most boring fucked up game of MNF scheduled for this season.
But I doubt it.

Spur

Nice Landry Flex Salutecomment image

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2Pack

I’d have susi with (or on) that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

WOOOOOOOO

Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Coach Bluebunny somehow looks worse than last season

And I’m not even watching in HD

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Cooper Rush is a bad name and a bad play idea

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So i haven’t been watching this game. Is Miles Sanders not playing?

Sharkbait

He is. Eagles are just bad at everything. Also Eli Manning went double middle finger during the broadcast.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

But is he done playing? If he doesn’t catch another ball or gain 4 more yards….i hold on to win.

Sharkbait

I think you’re good. Garbage time TD means Eagles kicking off with 2 min left.

Gumbygirl

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Horatio Cornblower

He was in early, but overall it’s been a shitshow for the Birds.

Gumbygirl

Jalen’s fade is terrible. Looks like they did it with a set of dog clippers.

Spur

there you go Hurts. nice garbage padding

Horatio Cornblower

Now I have to watch the rest of this game, dammit.

Horatio Cornblower

Dak, why were you in tears at the end of your last game?

Because my leg was snapped in half and it hurts, dumbass.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Palindrome score, 41-14!

Sharkbait

Not scorigami

Horatio Cornblower

Chiefs in next week’s Eliminator seems like the way to go.

Gumbygirl

How many people are still in that?

Horatio Cornblower

19, with 13 out.

Gumbygirl

I thought about doing that, but I figured I’d be out in week one.

Spur

6 mins for Hurts to get a garbage TD

Horatio Cornblower

I’m currently nursing a 15 point lead against Hurts and Lamb, so you can take that shit elsewhere, Sir.

Mr. Ayo

I have 6 point lead against Hurts and Goedert.

I hate FF so much.

SonOfSpam

Hurts, Lamb?

Why are they screaming Clarice?

SonOfSpam

Yep, just knew the top FFL player from this game would be Dalton Schultz. (Obligatory: I used to fuck guys like him in prison)

Horatio Cornblower

That’ll do, Pig. That’ll do.

Horatio Cornblower

This is physically painful, but I have to give McCarthy some credit here. That decision to go for it on 4th and goal really changed the momentum back to Dallas when it looked like it could slip away.

Good for you, Mike.

Spur

Does Hurts know he can throw away the football?

Horatio Cornblower

Shhhhhh.

Redshirt

The controls to Throw Away are too confusing.

Anthony In TX

But he’s a COMPETITOR!!! GRRR!!!

Gumbygirl

This game is boring. Bring on the ALPACAS!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ve wasted yet another 3 hours of my life watching shitty football.

Spur

I disagree. Watching Philly implode is must see TV

Gumbygirl

It would be more fun if it happened in Philly. They’d be knifing each other in the stands.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I no longer give a damn about any NFC East team, I always root for the visitor in divisional, because I love the idea of these clowns spending several hundred dollars for a day at the ballgame and having to sit there and watch their team get beat on their own homefield.