Happy Friday, all, and welcome to another results edition of Quotables. Once again we find Mr Sebastian Blax is short on chit chat and struggling to meet archaic word count requirements imposed by the fascist [DFO] regime. But this week, I’ve got a plan!
Well, the [DFO] equivalent of a clear plastic binder, I’m going to spend my words this week to remind you that Halloween posts are just around the corner. So if the predictability of the 2021 season is driving you away from this wholly-ethical operation that is the NFL as we know and love it, hang tight because people really seem to like fiction about football and it’s associated fan bases (real or not).
Okay I’ve hit my bare minimum so anything else is voluntary and, as the good evangelical christian I am, the only volunteering I do is of advice to pregnant girls who shouldn’t have done that. Your results are below and Week 3 Quotables submissions are here.
My neighbor, who I have spoken to exactly once before, came to my door to see if I wanted to go to her church women’s group with her. Clearly she doesn’t recognize a demon from hell when she meets one!
When you want to know what ass tastes like:
https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1444063322895233026?s=20
https://youtu.be/hou0lU8WMgo
TECHNICALLY, my smoked Brisset joke was for the Raiders group sack on him, but i appreciate you squeezing me in here
/venmos blax half the usual
I’m short-timing around here. #greatresignation
https://twitter.com/halloates/status/1444052820706070534?s=20
Just take lots of photos and let me know how it was.
Will do! Looking forward to it.
The eventual resolution of the dinner issue was “sandwiches and charcuterie from Joan’s on Third.”
Predictable? The undefeated Raiders and Broncos are two games ahead of the one-win Chiefs and you are calling this season PREDICTABLE?
Also:
I called it.
Had to look up “Sirhan Sirhan”.
damn that’s cold.
This recognition will only encourage me to continue to act out, and I think we all know that’s just bad parenting.