Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

Was The Game of the Century everything you’d hoped it would be? Certainly the rain helped but I figured it’s deep down in Belichick’s bones, the desire to ‘ugly up’ a tilt that has so much attention drawn to it.

Fall Out:

-The Non-Apology Apology Tour continues. “Distraction”? Is it really possible to be an ubersuccessful college coach and not be that far up your own ass? This is typical, “Oh fuck, got caught. Meh…” That’s what you get for renting a coach for one year, Jags.

-Careful What You Wish For: Chapter The Two-Trey Lance was inserted (ewww!) into the game and cruised along at a 50% completion rate and had some yards and a few scores and a QBR of 39.4. He not ready either.

-Addition By Subtraction, thy name is “Jon Bostic Season-Ending Injury”. I noted just yesterday that one of the most obvious weaknesses in the previously-vaunted TEAM D was the immense lack of coverage ability exhibited by Mr. Bosco. Next man up, I guess.

-The Chiefs D has been sui generis (may not mean what I wanted it to but I’m up against the cloche. But I’ve got faith that DC Steve Spagnuolo will get things figured out. He’s been down this road before and Mahomes and his buddies can buy him some time by decorating the scoreboard a whole bunch on a weekly basis.

To The Game!

Raiders/Chargers:

-Does anyone think that Carr can keep this up? Second-rated passer? Only 2 interceptions? Tossing the ball downfield on the regular? Or will he have the same weird late-ish career renaissance that Rich Gannon had? Nope. Everything Chucky sneers at turns to mud.

-Even if you buy in on Carr you can’t leverage it in fantasy of DFS because all six of his TD throws have gone to separate players.

-There’s a sizeable hole in the Chargers o-line that goes by the name of Storm Norton. Herbert has been side-stepping/moving up in the pocket constantly and hasn’t been nailed just yet but it’s coming. Last week Norton gave up 11(!) pressures all by his lonesome. Paging Maxx Crosby.

-As someone playing Herbert, Allen, Williams and their kicker, is it too much to ask for a little ol’ shootout at SoFi Corral?

Have at it you animals.

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yeah right

Drove to my local Kaiser office today and I’m happy to announce that I’m fully flu vaccinated for the season.
Easy as fuck too. They had a tent out in the parking lot and everything.

I feel iron clad.

Gumbygirl

Going to read, later ma taters!

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Brocky

Scrape a win together by the skin of my teeth

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Redshirt

Pooch Punt. Everyone take a drink.

Mr. Ayo

Way ahead of you.

Brocky

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Sharkbait

Damnit where was this earlier today

Game Time Decision

Texas sized 10-4?

The Maestro

SUDDEN MOMENTUM CHANGE

The Maestro

Talk about BLEERGH bailing asses out there.

Mr. Ayo

BLEEERGH!!

SonOfSpam

THUNDER IN THE OC.

(not a male strip act, just a weather report)

Sharkbait

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SonOfSpam

Offensive line: “Let’s move like caged tigers, no we couldn’t be closer than this”

Mr. Ayo

I fucking love that teams go for it on 4th down now.

Bolts are nailing their calls.

Sharkbait

Nailed it!

-Blair Walsh

litre_cola

I would like to go to sleep but this has gotten intriguing.

Sharkbait

It has. I think it calls for another finger of rye

Redshirt

Attacks on Sinema turn increasingly personal (msn.com)

Republican Protestors invade the United States Congress. Democratic Protestors invade bathrooms. Its amazing both sides refuse to acknowledge how similar they are; they all like to invade shithouses.

SonOfSpam

Damn, Ruggs is fasst.

Redshirt

“Got it.”

proceed to runs a -1 yard WR screen route

Gumbygirl

I made delicious nachos for dinner. And we suddenly have a game!

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Don T

Judging by the attire, consignment nightgowns is the foulest of rackets.

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Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

Shame RTD is going to miss this comeback.

Mr. Ayo

TMR wins out again.

Brick Meathook

I have a weather radar app and SoCal is going to get with a second wave of thunderstorms in a short while.

Brick Meathook

oh I can tell worse ones

SonOfSpam

His bunkmate was nicknamed “Doppler” but that somehow had to do with felching.

Brick Meathook

New guys had to sleep on their stomachs with their underpants on backwards, or so they were told.

Brick Meathook

Trust me, I have a thousand more jokes about this than you can imagine.

Brick Meathook

“get hit”

SonOfSpam

“And the Raiders have a pulse here!”

So I guess Lyle Alzado isn’t in the building.

litre_cola

MOAR Ekeler plz.

SonOfSpam

They are awesome and weird and I hope this is true.

litre_cola

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SonOfSpam

I would VERY MUCH like a capybara assistant. Or supervisor, if that’s what will seal the deal.

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Redshirt

Okay…the Brothers Manning are not on TV. I’m going to watch the MNF Main Broadcast. I’m sure its not too bad.

Redshirt

OH GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

litre_cola

Have a tide pod with a bleach chaser you will be blind and deaf in no time.

Sharkbait

No way I was watching the main broadcast sober.

To be fair I wasnt going to watch the Mannings without drinking either so…

Brocky

A story told in 3 parts

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litre_cola

You trusted a former colonizer of the dark continent?

Mr. Ayo

I vote Murray

Brocky

Hey just because someone else is trying to undo a result in Arizona doesn’t mean I should to

Gumbygirl

Sorry about that!

Sharkbait

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

As long as Ekeler doesn’t put up another 40, I’m good in fantasy, so I’m not bothering with this game either.

litre_cola

I need 5 more from him.

Redshirt

Today’s Facebook Outage – Artistic Interpretation

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Game Time Decision

Fuck Boomer is boring and the highlights are useless

Sharkbait

When he retires, do you think ESPN just makes a hologram of him and keeps that segment going? Theyve got to have enough audio to stitch any phrase together

Anthony In TX

He’s basically the last of the ESPN old guard, still doing the same schtick that stopped being novel, clever, funny, or interesting in the 90s. They’ll never send him packing because there’s still a contingent of 50-somethings who consider his barking a warm embrace.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t have to put up with this shit. I’m going to bed.

Mr. Ayo

Sobriety has changed you, man.

Anthony In TX

Grand opening grand closing.

Redshirt

— The Future Ex-Mrs. Urban Meyer

SonOfSpam

That touchdown was easier than the governor of South Dakota.

SonOfSpam

Herbert can absolutely fire a fastball I tell you what

Spur

yeah but can he float a ball

SonOfSpam

To his eternal shame, no. But if he pops out 9 or 12 kids, MAYBE.

Anthony In TX

That’s San Diego-style. Herbet’s all Hollywood, baby, and in Hollywood, they just Ram it in there.

Okay, I’m now being told I have the wrong team. There are TWO teams in LA? And neither of them is the Raiders?

Why?

Anthony In TX

Hey, in good news, Mr. “The Female Body Has Ways Of Shutting That Whole Thing Down” died! Huzzah!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2021/10/04/todd-akin-republican-missouri-dead/

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY ANTHONY IN TX I CALL HIM “THE PSYCHIATRIST” BECAUSE HE DISPENSES MEDICINE THAT SOOTHES MY TROUBLED SOUL.

Gumbygirl

Good.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, cause that’s what this game needs. Bullshit penalties.

Fronkenshteen

If this game was being played in Texas, I could get a $10,000 reward for reporting it to an anonymous tip line.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I haven’t had alcohol in 3 days, and THIS is my reward?

Sharkbait

Man. This week flew by. I can’t wait to watch the season finale of Ted Lasso tomorrow.

Wait. This is the MONDAY night game?

But it’s playing like a Thursday night game.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It really is.

Anthony In TX

I’m not judging, but that’s kind of a weird thing for Playboy of all magazines to do. Who’s their target audience these days? Seems like they’re just trying to get some semblance of attention.

litre_cola

Puntkakkee

Sharkbait

Layne > Brandon
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King Hippo

MUCH better at scoring primo heroine

Spur

LOVE Seeing Fake Punts plays get blown UP!

Spur

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Anthony In TX

POV: me behind the one-way mirror in the fitting room

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Two consecutive 3-and-outs and a sack/fumble?

TMR!

Spur

I demand a remake of M*A*S*H but from the North Korean prospective.

SonOfSpam

Hawkeye: “I don’t think leadership knows what they’re doing”
NK General: (blasts Hawkeye with anti-aircraft gun)

LAUGH TRACK

herodotus450

“Suicide is Mandatory” ♫

hippofant

What the fuck IS Sofi?

Mr. Ayo

Plural of sofa

Anthony In TX

Excellent.

SonOfSpam

Again, just horrible and I applaud you