I apologize for the tardiness of this post but a tortuous hiking trail waits for No Man! And I am No Man! hmm that sounded better in my head I should grab one of them thar GoPros and show you what I do. But then I thought, ‘meh, the vast majority of commenters already have vids of sweaty old men grunting and breathing hard’.
-Our Sunday morning tilt say it with me Hippo, Which Is Completely Mandatory will not be featuring both Cal Ridley and Russell Gage. Fantasy owners everywhere yell, “throw it to Pitts (the Younger) please”. Meanwhile, Corduroy Patterson laughs in vulture.
-Baker ‘not TD maker’ Mayfield has a torn labrum and Browns fans nod their head, thinking that’s the reason he’s been tending to suck this year. Oh, but it’s his non-throwing shoulder though. Fans will have to go back to the drawing board.
-Do I have to mention the NBA? Fine. Some retired fellas tried to gouge the “Health Fund” with false receipts and whatever. I laughed reading the espn article because after naming the major characters involved there was this sentence. “Among those who were charged (names some random ex-players) were the only ones that averaged double figures in their career.” So congrats, dude that only averaged 9.4 points per game in your career, you didn’t get outed in an article regarding the fraud you committed.
To The Game!
Rams/Seahawks:
-Russ Wilson is 9-1 on Thursday nights as opposed to Josh Gordon who is 420 on all days ending with “Y”.
-I’m liking the look of the Rams this year but Fatt’s stellar play (last week excluded) has obscured the fact that L.A.’s D has lost Brandon Staley, three starters and has played Brady, Kyler and Wilson in successive weeks.
-If Kupp gets cb Udo Amadi defending him in the slot it’s all over. And Cooper The Catcher is getting thrown at on 33% of his routes, while Udo has a PFF coverage rating of 38.6. Yes, it’s just a number but it’s a bad number.
-Speaking of wr’s, will we see a bomb to DeSean? His steadily increasing usage rate suggests that we will. His aDOT is whopping 19.9 yards.
-This Just In: Christopher Carson will not risk his neck tonight so start your Alex “Shoulda Been Tom” Collins.
Type away. You know you need to.
Why the fuck cant you kick it twice? How often will it happen? Jesus Christ!
CFL>NFL
It’s just a rouge rule
So, Fox’s rules expert just completely blew that? What the fuck is he there for?
Double kick. Hahaha
Let’s go for triple punt next. All the punts!
Bananacakes!
WUT?!?
I am issuing a fatwa on these neon jerseys.
I think they are revenge for all the people who complained about the color blind game
I don’t think they’d be so bad with blue pants.
But the head-to-toe neon? Absolutely not.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Sorry for the interruptioUn.
Saw it. That was a nice play but horrible defending.
We were playing really well. I think the SexcsiMexi gol was offside.
Goddamnit, fading Fat Fuck AND Higbee in money league.
9-7
What the what?
Is this rams-hawks game secretly a baseball game?
I’m still laughing over my sister-in-law telling us that it’s her dream to retire in Scottdale.
My BIL moved to the middle of nowhere 2 years ago. We still laugh about it
My meth head neighbors back in Chicago wanted to move to West Virginia with him becoming a coal miner and her a housewife.
How do nanobubbles heal finger owies?
My dad brought home some takeout Chinese, he’s munching on it during the game,
They zoomed in on Wilson’s finger and nows he’s lost his appetite
As long as they don’t zoom in on dogs or cats I’m good.
More takeout for you!
Not sure if rockingdog is aware of the etiquette-you owe Canuck dude a shot. And if he offers you his cod you have to kiss it.*
*might have things backward, or forwards(?) whatever
Update;
Yea I already got him a shot.
Snacking on bar snacks.
Bar is semi-rocking.
Almost at capacity.
Gotta ask-what does a wandering Canuck drink as a shot?
Whatever you’re buying.
Ha! Do you remember “Alcool”? The cheap grain alcohol from Quebec?
Of course. Mix it with grape Kool-Aid and you have Purple Jesus.
I don’t want to scare you but we may have chanted, “Toga. Toga. Toga.” together at a party in the mid/late ’80’s. I was the one that wanted to hear the Psychedelic Furs…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXfXTB7UcuU&ab_channel=PsychedelicFursVEVO
I like finger games!
— U. Meyer
“Finger issues? I can relate.” — Urban M., Florida
Don’t zoom in on Russ’ finger
And that’s EXACTLY what they do.
I have it in 4K, too…
Anyone else the the “WE NOT ME” jackets on the Rams’ sideline and think only of He Hate Me?
Gay extra point is NO GOOD!
Doink
That sound was awesome
I’m glad that DOINK didn’t take a vacation after the end of the Pats-Tampa game. He didn’t even take a week off! Hardest working deity in the pantheon.
If up to me, it would be no games off
Or have a doink be worth more so that they try to hit it
Kicking games are on point tonite.
We really need more doinks though.
Placement kicker has become a distraction
DeSean Bomb!
I totally forgot DJAX was on the Rams and still in the NFL
Apparently guys can no longer run once they turn 34
Thanks for that info Troy
My Prediction: Several people traversing the highways between Sudbury, Ontario and Charlottetown, PEI will be run off the road in the next few days.
Some Math: My wife is helping an old friend move.
More Math: My wife’s employer just fucked up big time in negotiations on a new contract.
Twelve minutes and two seconds remaining until COSTCO CHICKEN POT PIE!
Goddammit, someone needs to cook dinner for me!
Does CONCACAF NAWT HAVE VAR??????
Yeah, that seemed offsides to me…
AWRIGHT GODDAMMIT!!! I NEED A COUPLE OF LONG GAY FIELD GOALS TO SPLIT THE PIPES!!
PHRASING!!!
Yoooo
Dude UNLOADED on that!
Yup not lookin good for the Sox.
Rays up 4-0 now
Jesus Christ! That scared me, no lie.
Joe looks like Buffalo Bill.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
That’s rocking!
Is it
Not gonna lie, in my single 20s when I, uh, had lower standards, I would have considered Troyette Aikman up there worth a spin.
Why are we getting a local news preview at halftime? What’s wrong with his face? What the fuck is he holding?
Update;
OCG has arrived.
Shot taken. Sippin on a beer.
It’s Rocking!
Buy him another from us! The bar takes imaginary dollars, right?
Is he concerned about Canada v Mexico?????
You should drink every time he says “eh.”
I was going to pick up a defense that wasn’t the Rams, but totally forgot and that’s okay so far!
Also, am I having a stroke or are the unis actually that color?
it can be two things!
Yes
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
Is Canadia en rojo? Watching on me Mexi-channel
Oui!
More misfortune for Tyler Lockett? Maybe my luck is turning after all, Lenny.
[looks optimistically into future]
Paging Mr. Ayo…
My own hubris led me away from the computer because there was no way he’d miss that one.
My own petards have hoisted me.
I get it, that freezer vodka won’t pour itself (unless Ghost tWBS is hanging with ya)
“Pete can’t believe that…”
Yeah, I’ve heard that phrase a lot.
That run call on 2nd down? Not good.
Is there a happier person overall than a fat hockey fan? I say ‘no’.
Silly Donald, you can’t even concuss him!
How much Charm will be Slung here?
I’m going to say at least three points’ worth.
You always check in with good wisdom!
None. None charm.
“Oh sure, but when *I* say ‘that was a Gay field goal,’ I get sent to sensitivity training.” — Richie I.
Can they kick it? Yes they can!
I’ve tuned in for like 7 minutes and I’m already annoyed by Aikman.
Have had the entire game on mute, specifically due to those two.
THIS BOTTLE OF WINE I JUST OPENED I CALL IT AN ANTIVAXXER WITH THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING BEEN PUT ON A VENTILATOR AT A HOSPITAL THAT IS RUN BY THE DEEP STATE CAUSE I’M GONNA GIVE IT A LITTLE TIME TO BREATHE AND THEN I’M GONNA KILL IT.
Talk to me!
Bahahaha
That’s rocking!
I think I speak for most of the DFO family when I say we would like to see a Rod and Todd of the wine
you win everything. fucking awesome.
Someone please tell me DeSantis is at the Rays game.
Why, is someone threatening to launch a missile full of VX gas at the stadium?
/Carla was the prom queen
Nice of them to improve the Trop!
That’s not a mass spreader event though.
The fuck is on carrol’s head and why hasn’t it had a biopsy?
I had to scroll for this. That thing was terrifying. That carcinoma is going to eat his entire face.
If you put the dust at the bottom of the peanut jar with chocolate chips you are now in flavoUr country
Mmmmm…pressed peanut sweepings and chocolate…