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Packers/Bengalis:

God, I love the upset potential here. Mixon didn’t practice all week but is expected to play. This looks like a great spot for Burrow in that Jaire Alexander is out and he gets Tee Higgins back. Now if the Cincy D could play well…

Lions/Vikes:

Though he’s playing, expect Cook to be spelled frequently by Mattison. Kirkie, though he gets picked on here, has been picked but once this year.

Broncos/Steelers:

Surtain looks as though he’ll play and should be (mostly) lined up on Diontae. Patrick allowed 7 completions on 9 passes last week. Luckily the Pitt passing game is going south rather quickly. PFF’s five worst-rated qb’s include one backup, three rookies and Ben.

Fins/Bucs:

This one will be painful. Miami will fall behind, won’t be able to run, and will have to ask Brissett to get them out of the mess behind a line that gives up pressure all the time.

Saints/TEAM:

The N.O. D just gifted Sir Dimes A-Lot his first 400 yard game. TEAM is 29th in yards allowed and 30th in points allowed. Heinicke’s 70% completion rate and 8.1YPA masks the fact that he had 3(!) INTs dropped by defenders last week.

Eagles/Panthers:

Moore and Darnold need each other. When they ‘hook up’ the latter has a 115 passer rating. Last week Dallas took control of the game away from Carolina by running the ball at a 6.7ypc clip. Expect Philly to try the same thing, starting with Hurts.

Titans/Jags:

Being a rook qb is tough enough but Lawrence is stuck on a dysfunctional team and his coach isn’t helping. Does he even talk to Meyer? Who knows.

Pats/Texans:

Mills has a 53.7 passer rating from a ‘clean’ pocket. It’s the worst in the league by more than 10 points. Expect Old Bill to massage all of Mills’ numbers in a way that would make owner Kraft proud (and horny).

Let’s keep it going out there. Don’t let up!

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Cecil Rhodes

And just when you think there won’t be another missed FG today, Graham Gano pulls through!

Horatio Cornblower

I just got switched over to Dallas-NYG during the 2:00 OT warning for Cincy.

What the fuck, Fox?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s obscene.

Gumbygirl

Heidi.

Redshirt

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try, try, try, again.

Gatoraids

Bengals Packers shoulda been played in London

Gumbygirl

Bungled. That was a bag of cats!

WCS

YOU HAD ONE JERB!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Stupid Crosby stealing a tie from us

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Boo. I wanted a scorigami tie.

Horatio Cornblower

“It puts them in field goal range”

Does it, though?